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[blackshadow] Tuesday, June 23, 2009 2:44:46 PM
Ok it's something really old, but the gags on both movies made me laugh over this weekend and that's just what I think I needed. So what makes me laugh is "Home Alone" and "Home Alone 2"
[pip] Saturday, June 20, 2009 2:29:54 AM
The cna I work with has 2 daughters who "adopted " me this year mainly because they like sports & music as much as I do & their parents don't--so I take them to wrestling events--high school football concerts horror movies etc
Last night we went to the Mt Alto carnival--they had a dunk tank with a clown in it --well I don't do clowns--anyone who knows me knows I'd rather not even be in the same room with one but my "girls" wanted to dunk the clown
He told the one she looked Cousin It from The Adams Family because it was windy & she wore her hair down--he called the other one Mrs Potato Head because she has a very small neck & it does look like her head is directly on her shoulders
Well I had no plans to dunk the clown but he started heckling me--"Hey Blondie--you're so blonde -you'd think if I told to pick up a ball--you'd grab me by the testacles"---"Your red tshirt makes you look like a fire hydrant with legs" & the one that really got me was "Hey Blondie--you have great hair & a nice set of legs but what happened to the rest of you?"
Well I'd had enough--the crowd was laughing at him making fun of me &what the stupid idiot didn't know was that I was a softball pitcher 30 plus years ago--so I stepped up --paid my money & all 3 times dunked that stupid clown
Then I dug some dollars out & dunked him 3 times more
So as we were leaving the carnival I got high fives from people I had never met before & on the way home I started laughing--stupid clown didn't get the best of me --I dunked his booty 6 --count 'em 6 times--best $ 4 I ever spent
"what happened to the rest of you ?''---stupid clown & now I hate them even more Edited at: Saturday, June 20, 2009 2:30:52 AM Edited at: Saturday, June 20, 2009 2:34:55 AM
[pip] Friday, June 19, 2009 8:55:20 AM
I work the graveyard shift in a nursing home & most times we're busy but last night wasn't one of them !!
so we sat at the desk waiting for callbells to ring & the conversation went from fave food to fave music to just about whatever our fave things were
One of the cna's said her fave talk show was Tyra Banks & on a past show Tyra had strippers & porn stars & one of the questions asked were "how do you get your name ?"
the one stripper said "My stripper name is Candy Devine --Candy was the name of the first pet I had & Devine is my mom's maiden name "
so we girls got to thinking what our stripper names or porn names would be using that example --the one cna's name would be Fluffy Lane --the other cna's name would be Taffy Barton--then they looked at me --well I started belly laughing because I realized my stripper /porn name would be Barney Pittman !!
I really don't think I'll be getting dollar bills anytime soon with that name !!
oh well at least I can laugh at & make fun of myself --Lord knows other people do !!
Now that is freaking funny!!! I hate Bret Michaels so much that this made my day!!!!! LOL! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Becks from Monday, June 08, 2009 5:22:04 PM)
Becks wrote:
LMAO! Stupid Bret Michaels getting smacked in the head by a stage prop while performing with Poison at the Tony awards, hahahaha!
[ron h] Thursday, June 18, 2009 3:43:08 PM
[pip] Friday, June 12, 2009 9:11:49 AM
I SEE HUMOR IN EVERY DAY LIFE
[Vaillant 3.0] Thursday, June 11, 2009 11:05:21 PM
A little something I found at the Q.
[Becks] Monday, June 08, 2009 5:22:04 PM
LMAO! Stupid Bret Michaels getting smacked in the head by a stage prop while performing with Poison at the Tony awards, hahahaha!
[joedraper] Saturday, June 06, 2009 2:53:02 PM
Amy Phoeler... she always makes me laugh but I'm a bit dissapointed in her snl 'best of' episode... didn't do her justice at all.
[spapad] Saturday, May 30, 2009 8:29:48 PM
Time to concede you need a photobucket lesson! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Saturday, May 30, 2009 7:43:27 PM)
ronhartsell wrote:
[ron h] Saturday, May 30, 2009 7:43:27 PM
[Vaillant 3.0] Friday, May 29, 2009 9:50:17 AM
KITTY BOXING!!!
[chileansteel] Tuesday, May 26, 2009 10:15:06 PM
Pure Metal attitude!. Reverend Halford would say you are on the right path! LOL [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by hellrider 31038 from Monday, May 25, 2009 11:07:03 PM)
hellrider 31038 wrote:
when somebody tells me you are soooooooooooooo stuborn and then i tell them thank you proud of it to.lol Edited at: Monday, May 25, 2009 11:07:45 PM
[hellrider 31038] Monday, May 25, 2009 11:07:03 PM
when somebody tells me you are soooooooooooooo stuborn and then i tell them thank you proud of it to.lol Edited at: Monday, May 25, 2009 11:07:45 PM
[hellrider 31038] Monday, May 25, 2009 11:05:27 PM
That`s a good Priest!!!. I would attend the mass every Sunday! LOL
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
LOL! Pope Halford! I found this on google searching for Halford pictures! LOL!!!
[chileansteel] Sunday, May 24, 2009 7:54:17 PM
That`s a good Priest!!!. I would attend the mass every Sunday! LOL [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by J.D. DIAMOND from Sunday, May 24, 2009 7:13:45 PM)
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
LOL! Pope Halford! I found this on google searching for Halford pictures! LOL!!!
[J.D. DIAMOND] Sunday, May 24, 2009 7:13:45 PM
LOL! Pope Halford! I found this on google searching for Halford pictures! LOL!!!
...Husband and wife arrive in Heaven. Wife says here we are together again. Husband says f**k that, the deal was 'til death do us part, bitch I'm single!!!
[ron h] Saturday, May 23, 2009 9:04:10 AM
Got this text from my ex...
...Husband and wife arrive in Heaven. Wife says here we are together again. Husband says f**k that, the deal was 'til death do us part, bitch I'm single!!!
(Billboard advert. Gotta love this station.) Edited at: Sunday, May 17, 2009 9:09:55 AM
[kiamat] Sunday, May 17, 2009 9:06:43 AM
(Billboard advert. Gotta love this station.) Edited at: Sunday, May 17, 2009 9:09:55 AM
[joedraper] Friday, May 15, 2009 4:52:07 PM
Ok I just watched this.. and as stupid as it was, I had a few laughs out of it. I only watched it because I discovered that Christopher Walken was in it.. (ok this should go to confessions but here goes; I absolutely love Walken!) And was pleasantly surprised by the whole Def Leppard theme.. Any one else seen this?? Utter crap but a laugh a minute. I have this sudden urge to pull my Def Leppard shirt out the closset and prance around the living room in it before bedtime pmsl!!!
[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Tuesday, May 12, 2009 3:53:07 PM
LOL... J.D.. wasnt he the one that says he hates these commercials.... LOL I think they are funny. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by The Phantom of the Opera from Tuesday, May 12, 2009 3:50:39 PM)
The Phantom of the Opera wrote:
[The Phantom of the Opera] Tuesday, May 12, 2009 3:52:21 PM
[The Phantom of the Opera] Tuesday, May 12, 2009 3:50:39 PM
[METALMANJP] Tuesday, May 12, 2009 10:16:27 AM
I was singing Breaking the Law the other day and I was at the part where he say's " You don't know what it's like " and my wife say's to me. " I'm going to put that on your headstone ! I just started laughing !!!
[joedraper] Monday, May 11, 2009 3:40:20 PM
Darth_Painkiller... That's what makes me laugh.. Let me take this oppertunity to thank you for always making me smile, chuckle or just break out into uncontrolable laughter just when I need it most.
You manage to cheer me up and brighten up my day in an instant... Please never stop. Your sense of humor is amazing. As are you my friend!
Look at this guy's halloween costume....This cracks me the fuck up!! lol!
[hellrider 31038] Sunday, April 12, 2009 9:53:30 PM
one of my moms friends was over the other day and when i came down to the hall i saw her shoes scattered on the floor and my dog had one of them in her mouth getting ready to chow down on it.lol.got there just in time.
[jimmyjames] Sunday, April 12, 2009 6:24:40 AM
All the photos of Priest in the Turbo remastered cd. No offence intended but they all look like fucking idiots. Dave Holland looks like a kiddie fiddler, oh thats right, he is.
[J.D. DIAMOND] Saturday, April 11, 2009 4:57:09 PM
Look at this guy's halloween costume....This cracks me the fuck up!! lol!
[devils_child] Friday, April 03, 2009 11:29:45 PM
Not only did that car have an awfully large back seat.... you could fold it down and lay in the back. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Bazooka Joe from Friday, April 03, 2009 12:08:03 PM)
Bazooka Joe wrote:
That looks like it has an awfully large backseat.
devils_child wrote:
Yep...Here's my baby.... called her Snoopy...... had so many good times in that car
guidogodoy wrote:
HAAAA! Mazda hatchback? I honestly had NO idea that they reached your land. An '85 to boot. Too funny.
Now I have to find photos of my first real car (crashed Mom's Pontiac). A Ford Capri! I swear, hatchback. I tinted the window in back (chick magnet! ) and it looked just like a Mustang ... save the engine. LOL!!!
Get it past 50 MPH or so and it felt like it was going to shake apart!
I know what a cassette tape is LOL! It's what we had before we could afford CDs hehe. My mum had a Kiss tape which I was fascinated with cos all that was on the cover was their faces, I was like WTF cos they looked weird LOL! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Friday, April 03, 2009 4:24:08 AM)
guidogodoy wrote:
I swear. It was Locked In that got me all fired up. Mix tape. Oh wait...most of you probably don't know what a cassette tape is...
A smaller 8-track (for YOU Hellrider!).
devils_child wrote:
You were listening to Turbo whilst speeding....?. Oh you could have sued the band for damages.
guidogodoy wrote:
I'll post a pic of THAT someday.
Yup, flying. Literally after car met tree.
Becks wrote:
Hang on, 100mph, I need to convert that.....................................holy shit, 160km/h! You are indeed lucky Guido!!!
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
Fuckin' A guido...100 mph you flipped and your still here with us today? Wow,you were very lucky my friend!!
guidogodoy wrote:
Talk about how Priest has always been a part of my life. Not something that makes me laugh but I flipped a car listening to Turbo going 100mph as a teen (oh wait...I am still 13..mentally).
What really pissed me off? Nope, not the hospital stay, the fact it wasn't LOCKED IN!!!!
Becks wrote:
LMAO JD! (I like Turbo personally, obviously not their best album but I still like LOL!).
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
Good one guido! Becks,that was me the first time I heard "Turbo" in 1986!! lol!!
Becks wrote:
Apparently this guy got questioned about his psychic powers or some such on Turkish television. Watch what happens........................................hilarious! LMAO!!
Yep...Here's my baby.... called her Snoopy...... had so many good times in that car
guidogodoy wrote:
HAAAA! Mazda hatchback? I honestly had NO idea that they reached your land. An '85 to boot. Too funny.
Now I have to find photos of my first real car (crashed Mom's Pontiac). A Ford Capri! I swear, hatchback. I tinted the window in back (chick magnet! ) and it looked just like a Mustang ... save the engine. LOL!!!
Get it past 50 MPH or so and it felt like it was going to shake apart!
Edited at: Friday, April 03, 2009 4:48:47 AM
[Bazookajoe_666] Friday, April 03, 2009 12:08:03 PM
Yep...Here's my baby.... called her Snoopy...... had so many good times in that car
guidogodoy wrote:
HAAAA! Mazda hatchback? I honestly had NO idea that they reached your land. An '85 to boot. Too funny.
Now I have to find photos of my first real car (crashed Mom's Pontiac). A Ford Capri! I swear, hatchback. I tinted the window in back (chick magnet! ) and it looked just like a Mustang ... save the engine. LOL!!!
Get it past 50 MPH or so and it felt like it was going to shake apart!
Edited at: Friday, April 03, 2009 4:48:47 AM
[devils_child] Friday, April 03, 2009 5:54:49 AM
Ouch!.... You can pay cash for a car here.... finance is for chumps! Loving being an Aussie right now..... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Friday, April 03, 2009 5:39:10 AM)
Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote:
That's because you take the bus. My car payment is $336/month USD.
_strat_ wrote:
Wow!! Very cheap indeed. A friend of mine payed some 2000€ (cant remember if it was with or withour the registration) for an old Clio. And I dont think they get much cheaper than that over here.
Thankfully, my car is a lot bigger and only costs me 17€/month... And I dont even have to drive it myself.
devils_child wrote:
In Euro's it would be 371.906....Cheap yeah?
_strat_ wrote:
Well, Australian dollars dont tell much to me (just say, if you know, is 1 Ausie $ more or less than the US$?), but I guess that isnt much. Nice, getting a cool car that you like for a low price.
Oh, and I believe you... Infact, I take your word for it! Lol... Srry... Youre dealing with my evil side today...
devils_child wrote:
That paint loss came with the car.... it cost $ 700 Australian dollars at an auction maybe it was eviedence in a crime?.... The only thing i did wrong in that car was scatch the right side door reversing out the driveway. I've never had a crash, i'm a pretty safe driver.. believe it or not!!! (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, April 03, 2009 5:05:22 AM)
_strat_ wrote:
Nice. Wish I had one too. Just with a proper steering wheel, of course.
Just wondering... The scratch above the front left wheel. Was it another car, a light post, or a pedestrian?
devils_child wrote:
Yep...Here's my baby.... called her Snoopy...... had so many good times in that car
guidogodoy wrote:
HAAAA! Mazda hatchback? I honestly had NO idea that they reached your land. An '85 to boot. Too funny.
Now I have to find photos of my first real car (crashed Mom's Pontiac). A Ford Capri! I swear, hatchback. I tinted the window in back (chick magnet! ) and it looked just like a Mustang ... save the engine. LOL!!!
Get it past 50 MPH or so and it felt like it was going to shake apart!
Edited at: Friday, April 03, 2009 4:48:47 AM
Edited at: Friday, April 03, 2009 5:11:37 AM
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, April 03, 2009 5:39:10 AM
That's because you take the bus. My car payment is $336/month USD. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, April 03, 2009 5:24:28 AM)
_strat_ wrote:
Wow!! Very cheap indeed. A friend of mine payed some 2000€ (cant remember if it was with or withour the registration) for an old Clio. And I dont think they get much cheaper than that over here.
Thankfully, my car is a lot bigger and only costs me 17€/month... And I dont even have to drive it myself.
devils_child wrote:
In Euro's it would be 371.906....Cheap yeah?
_strat_ wrote:
Well, Australian dollars dont tell much to me (just say, if you know, is 1 Ausie $ more or less than the US$?), but I guess that isnt much. Nice, getting a cool car that you like for a low price.
Oh, and I believe you... Infact, I take your word for it! Lol... Srry... Youre dealing with my evil side today...
devils_child wrote:
That paint loss came with the car.... it cost $ 700 Australian dollars at an auction maybe it was eviedence in a crime?.... The only thing i did wrong in that car was scatch the right side door reversing out the driveway. I've never had a crash, i'm a pretty safe driver.. believe it or not!!! (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, April 03, 2009 5:05:22 AM)
_strat_ wrote:
Nice. Wish I had one too. Just with a proper steering wheel, of course.
Just wondering... The scratch above the front left wheel. Was it another car, a light post, or a pedestrian?
devils_child wrote:
Yep...Here's my baby.... called her Snoopy...... had so many good times in that car
guidogodoy wrote:
HAAAA! Mazda hatchback? I honestly had NO idea that they reached your land. An '85 to boot. Too funny.
Now I have to find photos of my first real car (crashed Mom's Pontiac). A Ford Capri! I swear, hatchback. I tinted the window in back (chick magnet! ) and it looked just like a Mustang ... save the engine. LOL!!!
Get it past 50 MPH or so and it felt like it was going to shake apart!
Edited at: Friday, April 03, 2009 4:48:47 AM
Edited at: Friday, April 03, 2009 5:11:37 AM
[_strat_] Friday, April 03, 2009 5:24:28 AM
Wow!! Very cheap indeed. A friend of mine payed some 2000€ (cant remember if it was with or withour the registration) for an old Clio. And I dont think they get much cheaper than that over here.
Thankfully, my car is a lot bigger and only costs me 17€/month... And I dont even have to drive it myself. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by devils_child from Friday, April 03, 2009 5:19:53 AM)
devils_child wrote:
In Euro's it would be 371.906....Cheap yeah?
_strat_ wrote:
Well, Australian dollars dont tell much to me (just say, if you know, is 1 Ausie $ more or less than the US$?), but I guess that isnt much. Nice, getting a cool car that you like for a low price.
Oh, and I believe you... Infact, I take your word for it! Lol... Srry... Youre dealing with my evil side today...
devils_child wrote:
That paint loss came with the car.... it cost $ 700 Australian dollars at an auction maybe it was eviedence in a crime?.... The only thing i did wrong in that car was scatch the right side door reversing out the driveway. I've never had a crash, i'm a pretty safe driver.. believe it or not!!! (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, April 03, 2009 5:05:22 AM)
_strat_ wrote:
Nice. Wish I had one too. Just with a proper steering wheel, of course.
Just wondering... The scratch above the front left wheel. Was it another car, a light post, or a pedestrian?
devils_child wrote:
Yep...Here's my baby.... called her Snoopy...... had so many good times in that car
guidogodoy wrote:
HAAAA! Mazda hatchback? I honestly had NO idea that they reached your land. An '85 to boot. Too funny.
Now I have to find photos of my first real car (crashed Mom's Pontiac). A Ford Capri! I swear, hatchback. I tinted the window in back (chick magnet! ) and it looked just like a Mustang ... save the engine. LOL!!!
Get it past 50 MPH or so and it felt like it was going to shake apart!
Well, Australian dollars dont tell much to me (just say, if you know, is 1 Ausie $ more or less than the US$?), but I guess that isnt much. Nice, getting a cool car that you like for a low price.
Oh, and I believe you... Infact, I take your word for it! Lol... Srry... Youre dealing with my evil side today...
devils_child wrote:
That paint loss came with the car.... it cost $ 700 Australian dollars at an auction maybe it was eviedence in a crime?.... The only thing i did wrong in that car was scatch the right side door reversing out the driveway. I've never had a crash, i'm a pretty safe driver.. believe it or not!!! (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, April 03, 2009 5:05:22 AM)
_strat_ wrote:
Nice. Wish I had one too. Just with a proper steering wheel, of course.
Just wondering... The scratch above the front left wheel. Was it another car, a light post, or a pedestrian?
devils_child wrote:
Yep...Here's my baby.... called her Snoopy...... had so many good times in that car
guidogodoy wrote:
HAAAA! Mazda hatchback? I honestly had NO idea that they reached your land. An '85 to boot. Too funny.
Now I have to find photos of my first real car (crashed Mom's Pontiac). A Ford Capri! I swear, hatchback. I tinted the window in back (chick magnet! ) and it looked just like a Mustang ... save the engine. LOL!!!
Get it past 50 MPH or so and it felt like it was going to shake apart!
Edited at: Friday, April 03, 2009 4:48:47 AM
Edited at: Friday, April 03, 2009 5:11:37 AM
[_strat_] Friday, April 03, 2009 5:14:49 AM
Well, Australian dollars dont tell much to me (just say, if you know, is 1 Ausie $ more or less than the US$?), but I guess that isnt much. Nice, getting a cool car that you like for a low price.
Oh, and I believe you... Infact, I take your word for it! Lol... Srry... Youre dealing with my evil side today...
That paint loss came with the car.... it cost $ 700 Australian dollars at an auction maybe it was eviedence in a crime?.... The only thing i did wrong in that car was scatch the right side door reversing out the driveway. I've never had a crash, i'm a pretty safe driver.. believe it or not!!! (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, April 03, 2009 5:05:22 AM)
_strat_ wrote:
Nice. Wish I had one too. Just with a proper steering wheel, of course.
Just wondering... The scratch above the front left wheel. Was it another car, a light post, or a pedestrian?
devils_child wrote:
Yep...Here's my baby.... called her Snoopy...... had so many good times in that car
guidogodoy wrote:
HAAAA! Mazda hatchback? I honestly had NO idea that they reached your land. An '85 to boot. Too funny.
Now I have to find photos of my first real car (crashed Mom's Pontiac). A Ford Capri! I swear, hatchback. I tinted the window in back (chick magnet! ) and it looked just like a Mustang ... save the engine. LOL!!!
Get it past 50 MPH or so and it felt like it was going to shake apart!
Edited at: Friday, April 03, 2009 4:48:47 AM
Edited at: Friday, April 03, 2009 5:11:37 AM
[devils_child] Friday, April 03, 2009 5:10:27 AM
That paint loss came with the car.... it cost $ 700 Australian dollars at an auction maybe it was eviedence in a crime?.... The only thing i did wrong in that car was scatch the right side door reversing out the driveway. I've never had a crash, i'm a pretty safe driver.. believe it or not!!! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, April 03, 2009 5:05:22 AM)
_strat_ wrote:
Nice. Wish I had one too. Just with a proper steering wheel, of course.
Just wondering... The scratch above the front left wheel. Was it another car, a light post, or a pedestrian?
devils_child wrote:
Yep...Here's my baby.... called her Snoopy...... had so many good times in that car
guidogodoy wrote:
HAAAA! Mazda hatchback? I honestly had NO idea that they reached your land. An '85 to boot. Too funny.
Now I have to find photos of my first real car (crashed Mom's Pontiac). A Ford Capri! I swear, hatchback. I tinted the window in back (chick magnet! ) and it looked just like a Mustang ... save the engine. LOL!!!
Get it past 50 MPH or so and it felt like it was going to shake apart!
Edited at: Friday, April 03, 2009 4:48:47 AM
Edited at: Friday, April 03, 2009 5:11:37 AM
[devils_child] Friday, April 03, 2009 5:07:21 AM
G'nite....what the hell?..... eh...... I might join ya.... nah..... It's Friday, see ya later Guid. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Friday, April 03, 2009 5:03:43 AM)
guidogodoy wrote:
HAAAA!! I'll send you some of the babes I had in my car.
Damn five am. Gotta think about work tomrrow. G'nite.
devils_child wrote:
Yep...Here's my baby.... called her Snoopy...... had so many good times in that car
guidogodoy wrote:
HAAAA! Mazda hatchback? I honestly had NO idea that they reached your land. An '85 to boot. Too funny.
Now I have to find photos of my first real car (crashed Mom's Pontiac). A Ford Capri! I swear, hatchback. I tinted the window in back (chick magnet! ) and it looked just like a Mustang ... save the engine. LOL!!!
Get it past 50 MPH or so and it felt like it was going to shake apart!
Edited at: Friday, April 03, 2009 4:48:47 AM
[_strat_] Friday, April 03, 2009 5:05:22 AM
Nice. Wish I had one too. Just with a proper steering wheel, of course.
Just wondering... The scratch above the front left wheel. Was it another car, a light post, or a pedestrian? [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by devils_child from Friday, April 03, 2009 4:54:57 AM)
devils_child wrote:
Yep...Here's my baby.... called her Snoopy...... had so many good times in that car
guidogodoy wrote:
HAAAA! Mazda hatchback? I honestly had NO idea that they reached your land. An '85 to boot. Too funny.
Now I have to find photos of my first real car (crashed Mom's Pontiac). A Ford Capri! I swear, hatchback. I tinted the window in back (chick magnet! ) and it looked just like a Mustang ... save the engine. LOL!!!
Get it past 50 MPH or so and it felt like it was going to shake apart!
Edited at: Saturday, June 20, 2009 2:30:52 AM
maybe it was eviedence in a crime?.... The only thing i did wrong in that car was scatch the right side door reversing out the driveway. I've never had a crash, i'm a pretty safe driver.. 
. Just with a proper steering wheel, of course.