| [Justin Kenny] Friday, November 14, 2008 8:09:18 PM | |
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Right...well...I'm off..yet again, to enjoy yet another weekend. I thought, however, since most of my verbosity and exchanges are in fact done in the chatroom (which is why my post count in the NB is so low even after some 5+ years here), I thought I'd use my departures on Friday nights to share some of my more irreverent cogitations that would ordinarily get shared with those who frequent the chatroom.
As some of you know, I drive for a living...and while I'm as conscientious as I can be at what I do, there are times when I have nothing but time to think...and this is a very dangerous thing for someone with a mind like mine. Don't misunderstand what I say here...I'm not implying I'm some uber-intelligent summamabitch, or that I'm a potential threat to society as a whole. Whether or not I'm either/or is that which I'll leave to the interpretations of all who read whatever rants/postulations/suggestions/questions/answers/ what have you that I offer here. Please trust me when I say...the true aim I have is to entertain...to amuse....with that having been said...I offer this random thought that occurred to me earlier this morning: **clears throat**
I find irony to be an interesting study. See...Alanis Morrisette got it all wrong with that pathetically dopey-ass song "Isn't It Ironic?" Give ya a case in point...see, she sings about how a black fly in your white chardonnay, rain on your wedding day, good advice that you just can't take, etc..etc...are all ironies....these are NOT ironies...a black fly in your chardonnay means either the fly has a penchant for alcohol, or you're too busy holding the glass while standing outdoors...rain on your wedding day is just an unfortunate circumstance if you had plans of getting some choice photos taken outdoors (in some cultures, rain on a wedding day is actually a good omen), and good advice that you just can't take means it's either advice you just can't use, or you're a thick mutherfucker who won't listen to anyone else but yourself. So...now that we know what irony isn't... let me offer an example of what irony IS. Irony...is naming an airport 'Reagan International' after the very President who laid off all those air traffic controllers. See? There's an association going on there with a result or a twist you wouldn't rightly expect.
Having said that...here's an irreverent, and ironic thought.... imagine if you will a Christian-coalition group who are advocates for waiting until you're married to have sexual relations. Wouldn't it be ironic and funnier than fuck-all if they called themselves 'G.R.A.B.A.S.S.?' Distilled, the acronym would stand for:
Generations
Rallying
Against
Beelzebub
And
Sexual
Suggestion
....by all means....ponder whilst you chuckle....and I'll see y'all on Monday. 
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Friday, November 14, 2008 7:19:41 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Friday, November 14, 2008 7:19:11 PM | |
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| [K2M] Friday, November 14, 2008 7:18:11 PM | |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 7:14:29 PM | |
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MMMMMMMMMM...STALE CHOC CHIP COOKIES DUNKED IN LUKE WARM MOOSEHEAD BEER!  
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Friday, November 14, 2008 6:57:44 PM)| |  | MG_Metalgoddess wrote: | | LOL I made 1 phone.. I hate talking on the phone... Esp to people I have nothing to talk to about...LMAO
Soy I would love to send you some cookies... bye the time they get there they will prob be stale.. Or the Customs guys would eat them...LOL.. You need to come to Winnipeg sometime and visit me.. We would have a blast!!
| | | Soylentgreen4u wrote: | | OO!...OOO!!!...OOOO!!!....I LOVE CHOC CHIP COOKIES  ...AND FRESHLY BAKED,OWWWWWW...
I'M SPINNIN' IN MY LITTER BOX! ...YOU MUST MAIL ME SOME!
| | | MG_Metalgoddess wrote: | | Well Iam off to make some phone calls and bake some homemade chocolate chip cookies..
Be back later... Hugs MG~
Soy do you want to fly over and help me bake... Iam bored.. |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Friday, November 14, 2008 7:06:25 PM | |
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Omg I added a friend to Myspace from work... and she is into country and western music....
Now I keep all these requests from hillbilly bands... ect... OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWDD LOL
Iam like DUDE... Look at my profile.... Iam a Metal Bitch...... LMAO ROFL... |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Friday, November 14, 2008 6:57:44 PM | |
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LOL I made 1 phone.. I hate talking on the phone... Esp to people I have nothing to talk to about...LMAO
Soy I would love to send you some cookies... bye the time they get there they will prob be stale.. Or the Customs guys would eat them...LOL.. You need to come to Winnipeg sometime and visit me.. We would have a blast!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Friday, November 14, 2008 6:07:26 PM)| | | Soylentgreen4u wrote: | | OO!...OOO!!!...OOOO!!!....I LOVE CHOC CHIP COOKIES ...AND FRESHLY BAKED,OWWWWWW...
I'M SPINNIN' IN MY LITTER BOX! ...YOU MUST MAIL ME SOME!
| | | MG_Metalgoddess wrote: | | Well Iam off to make some phone calls and bake some homemade chocolate chip cookies..
Be back later... Hugs MG~
Soy do you want to fly over and help me bake... Iam bored.. |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 6:07:26 PM | |
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OO!...OOO!!!...OOOO!!!....I LOVE CHOC CHIP COOKIES ...AND FRESHLY BAKED,OWWWWWW...
I'M SPINNIN' IN MY LITTER BOX! ...YOU MUST MAIL ME SOME!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Friday, November 14, 2008 6:03:19 PM)| | | MG_Metalgoddess wrote: | | Well Iam off to make some phone calls and bake some homemade chocolate chip cookies..
Be back later... Hugs MG~
Soy do you want to fly over and help me bake... Iam bored.. |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Friday, November 14, 2008 6:03:19 PM | |
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Well Iam off to make some phone calls and bake some homemade chocolate chip cookies..
Be back later... Hugs MG~
Soy do you want to fly over and help me bake... Iam bored.. |
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| [Head banger] Friday, November 14, 2008 2:28:43 PM | |
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Den, I agree a concert for the members of the board would be sweet!!!
good to see you again also. |
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| [DEN1673] Friday, November 14, 2008 2:21:12 PM | |
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Later On People!!!!!!
Have a Great Weekend!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, November 14, 2008 2:01:28 PM)| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | I love turkey soup!!! I think we had that last year. Shoot, I'm getting hungry. Gotta go eat some lunch before I get ready for class. I'll see you later, Den!!!
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | I love Enchiladas..... Yummy!!!!! I also love all the Turkey leftovers, especially making Turkey soup!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Me either!! I love Thanksgiving!! It's a great time to be back home with family and see relatives you haven't seen in a long time (in my case it would be my baby nephew...I miss him).
It's also a good time to eat turkey like crazy!! HA!!!!! In the few days after Thanksgiving my mom always tries to make something new from what remains of the turkey. One year she made turkey sandwiches, and another year she made turkey enchiladas!! The turkey enchiladas were especially good.
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | That would be great if you could.... LOL
Shhh but my b-day is Sunday and I'm going to have a nice dinner with my woman and another couple tomorrow.... As for Sunday I'm probably just going to relax and watch some football...... maybe a cake!!!!!!
Thanksgiving will be spent with my family, maybe my brothers house up the mountains!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | There's plenty of sun (and wind!) here. I'll try to push it all to your general direction!!!!
Do you have any plans for Thanksgiving?
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | Yeah, she just has to take her meds, she psychiatric!!!! Thanks!!!! Well I wish the weather was bright over here but it has been raining the last few days....... The sun was trying to come out but no go!!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Awww!! Don't worry, Den!! I'm sure your mom will be alright. Gotta look at the bright side sometimes.
How's the weather where you're at?
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | That's awesome sweetie. I'm fine and the Kidney is doing great. Creatinine at 2.4, they have me on a new med for rejection!!!!! My Mom isn't doing so great, so I've been a bit down. She'll be fine though, I'm hoping!!!! Prayers & Positive thinking keeps me sane. I get really emotional because she is getting old!!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | I'm doing great!! How about you??? How's the kidney???
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | Hi Val.... Good to see you to sweetie!!! How have you been?
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | DEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD TO SEE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | | Hellooooooooo Metal Heads!!!!!!! What's cooking on the board other then some Turkey in 2 weeks!!!!!!!!!! |
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| [Painkiller87] Friday, November 14, 2008 2:02:45 PM | |
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Yeah, most of my Thanksgivings usually involve a small family gathering anyway. Rarely do we get a huge get together even conceived for Thanksgiving or Christmas or anything like that. Glad you are doing well. Gotta run, back to the grind in the warehouse. See ya Later!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by DEN1673 from Friday, November 14, 2008 1:57:33 PM)| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | Yeah I'm not the type of guy to want to go out and have to do all these different type of things.... I'm happy being with my family and my woman!!!!!! Like when i go away on vacation, I just like to relax for a week or two because at home I cant do that!!!!!
| | | Painkiller87 wrote: | | Simple is always good! That sounds like a plan, but we need several turkeys for all the people who might want to come! 
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Friday, November 14, 2008 2:01:28 PM | |
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I love turkey soup!!! I think we had that last year. Shoot, I'm getting hungry. Gotta go eat some lunch before I get ready for class. I'll see you later, Den!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by DEN1673 from Friday, November 14, 2008 1:55:06 PM)| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | I love Enchiladas..... Yummy!!!!! I also love all the Turkey leftovers, especially making Turkey soup!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Me either!! I love Thanksgiving!! It's a great time to be back home with family and see relatives you haven't seen in a long time (in my case it would be my baby nephew...I miss him).
It's also a good time to eat turkey like crazy!! HA!!!!! In the few days after Thanksgiving my mom always tries to make something new from what remains of the turkey. One year she made turkey sandwiches, and another year she made turkey enchiladas!! The turkey enchiladas were especially good.
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | That would be great if you could.... LOL
Shhh but my b-day is Sunday and I'm going to have a nice dinner with my woman and another couple tomorrow.... As for Sunday I'm probably just going to relax and watch some football...... maybe a cake!!!!!!
Thanksgiving will be spent with my family, maybe my brothers house up the mountains!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | There's plenty of sun (and wind!) here. I'll try to push it all to your general direction!!!!
Do you have any plans for Thanksgiving?
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | Yeah, she just has to take her meds, she psychiatric!!!! Thanks!!!! Well I wish the weather was bright over here but it has been raining the last few days....... The sun was trying to come out but no go!!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Awww!! Don't worry, Den!! I'm sure your mom will be alright. Gotta look at the bright side sometimes.
How's the weather where you're at?
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | That's awesome sweetie. I'm fine and the Kidney is doing great. Creatinine at 2.4, they have me on a new med for rejection!!!!! My Mom isn't doing so great, so I've been a bit down. She'll be fine though, I'm hoping!!!! Prayers & Positive thinking keeps me sane. I get really emotional because she is getting old!!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | I'm doing great!! How about you??? How's the kidney???
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | Hi Val.... Good to see you to sweetie!!! How have you been?
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | DEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD TO SEE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | | Hellooooooooo Metal Heads!!!!!!! What's cooking on the board other then some Turkey in 2 weeks!!!!!!!!!! |
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| [DEN1673] Friday, November 14, 2008 1:57:33 PM | |
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Yeah I'm not the type of guy to want to go out and have to do all these different type of things.... I'm happy being with my family and my woman!!!!!! Like when i go away on vacation, I just like to relax for a week or two because at home I cant do that!!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Painkiller87 from Friday, November 14, 2008 1:54:45 PM)| | | Painkiller87 wrote: | | Simple is always good! That sounds like a plan, but we need several turkeys for all the people who might want to come!
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| [DEN1673] Friday, November 14, 2008 1:55:06 PM | |
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I love Enchiladas..... Yummy!!!!! I also love all the Turkey leftovers, especially making Turkey soup!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, November 14, 2008 1:52:28 PM)| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Me either!! I love Thanksgiving!! It's a great time to be back home with family and see relatives you haven't seen in a long time (in my case it would be my baby nephew...I miss him).
It's also a good time to eat turkey like crazy!! HA!!!!! In the few days after Thanksgiving my mom always tries to make something new from what remains of the turkey. One year she made turkey sandwiches, and another year she made turkey enchiladas!! The turkey enchiladas were especially good.
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | That would be great if you could.... LOL
Shhh but my b-day is Sunday and I'm going to have a nice dinner with my woman and another couple tomorrow.... As for Sunday I'm probably just going to relax and watch some football...... maybe a cake!!!!!!
Thanksgiving will be spent with my family, maybe my brothers house up the mountains!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | There's plenty of sun (and wind!) here. I'll try to push it all to your general direction!!!!
Do you have any plans for Thanksgiving?
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | Yeah, she just has to take her meds, she psychiatric!!!! Thanks!!!! Well I wish the weather was bright over here but it has been raining the last few days....... The sun was trying to come out but no go!!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Awww!! Don't worry, Den!! I'm sure your mom will be alright. Gotta look at the bright side sometimes.
How's the weather where you're at?
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | That's awesome sweetie. I'm fine and the Kidney is doing great. Creatinine at 2.4, they have me on a new med for rejection!!!!! My Mom isn't doing so great, so I've been a bit down. She'll be fine though, I'm hoping!!!! Prayers & Positive thinking keeps me sane. I get really emotional because she is getting old!!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | I'm doing great!! How about you??? How's the kidney???
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | Hi Val.... Good to see you to sweetie!!! How have you been?
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | DEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD TO SEE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | | Hellooooooooo Metal Heads!!!!!!! What's cooking on the board other then some Turkey in 2 weeks!!!!!!!!!! |
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| [Painkiller87] Friday, November 14, 2008 1:54:45 PM | |
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Simple is always good! That sounds like a plan, but we need several turkeys for all the people who might want to come!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by DEN1673 from Friday, November 14, 2008 1:50:33 PM) |
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Friday, November 14, 2008 1:52:28 PM | |
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Me either!! I love Thanksgiving!! It's a great time to be back home with family and see relatives you haven't seen in a long time (in my case it would be my baby nephew...I miss him).
It's also a good time to eat turkey like crazy!! HA!!!!! In the few days after Thanksgiving my mom always tries to make something new from what remains of the turkey. One year she made turkey sandwiches, and another year she made turkey enchiladas!! The turkey enchiladas were especially good.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by DEN1673 from Friday, November 14, 2008 1:46:04 PM)| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | That would be great if you could.... LOL
Shhh but my b-day is Sunday and I'm going to have a nice dinner with my woman and another couple tomorrow.... As for Sunday I'm probably just going to relax and watch some football...... maybe a cake!!!!!!
Thanksgiving will be spent with my family, maybe my brothers house up the mountains!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | There's plenty of sun (and wind!) here. I'll try to push it all to your general direction!!!!
Do you have any plans for Thanksgiving?
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | Yeah, she just has to take her meds, she psychiatric!!!! Thanks!!!! Well I wish the weather was bright over here but it has been raining the last few days....... The sun was trying to come out but no go!!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Awww!! Don't worry, Den!! I'm sure your mom will be alright. Gotta look at the bright side sometimes.
How's the weather where you're at?
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | That's awesome sweetie. I'm fine and the Kidney is doing great. Creatinine at 2.4, they have me on a new med for rejection!!!!! My Mom isn't doing so great, so I've been a bit down. She'll be fine though, I'm hoping!!!! Prayers & Positive thinking keeps me sane. I get really emotional because she is getting old!!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | I'm doing great!! How about you??? How's the kidney???
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | Hi Val.... Good to see you to sweetie!!! How have you been?
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | DEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD TO SEE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | | Hellooooooooo Metal Heads!!!!!!! What's cooking on the board other then some Turkey in 2 weeks!!!!!!!!!! |
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| [DEN1673] Friday, November 14, 2008 1:50:33 PM | |
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| [Painkiller87] Friday, November 14, 2008 1:47:19 PM | |
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Your B-Day? What would you want everyone to bring ya? Any kind of gift can be in order! lol
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by DEN1673 from Friday, November 14, 2008 1:46:04 PM)| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | That would be great if you could.... LOL
Shhh but my b-day is Sunday and I'm going to have a nice dinner with my woman and another couple tomorrow.... As for Sunday I'm probably just going to relax and watch some football...... maybe a cake!!!!!!
Thanksgiving will be spent with my family, maybe my brothers house up the mountains!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | There's plenty of sun (and wind!) here. I'll try to push it all to your general direction!!!!
Do you have any plans for Thanksgiving?
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | Yeah, she just has to take her meds, she psychiatric!!!! Thanks!!!! Well I wish the weather was bright over here but it has been raining the last few days....... The sun was trying to come out but no go!!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Awww!! Don't worry, Den!! I'm sure your mom will be alright. Gotta look at the bright side sometimes.
How's the weather where you're at?
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | That's awesome sweetie. I'm fine and the Kidney is doing great. Creatinine at 2.4, they have me on a new med for rejection!!!!! My Mom isn't doing so great, so I've been a bit down. She'll be fine though, I'm hoping!!!! Prayers & Positive thinking keeps me sane. I get really emotional because she is getting old!!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | I'm doing great!! How about you??? How's the kidney???
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | Hi Val.... Good to see you to sweetie!!! How have you been?
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | DEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD TO SEE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | | Hellooooooooo Metal Heads!!!!!!! What's cooking on the board other then some Turkey in 2 weeks!!!!!!!!!! |
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| [DEN1673] Friday, November 14, 2008 1:46:04 PM | |
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That would be great if you could.... LOL
Shhh but my b-day is Sunday and I'm going to have a nice dinner with my woman and another couple tomorrow.... As for Sunday I'm probably just going to relax and watch some football...... maybe a cake!!!!!!
Thanksgiving will be spent with my family, maybe my brothers house up the mountains!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, November 14, 2008 1:42:03 PM)| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | There's plenty of sun (and wind!) here. I'll try to push it all to your general direction!!!!
Do you have any plans for Thanksgiving?
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | Yeah, she just has to take her meds, she psychiatric!!!! Thanks!!!! Well I wish the weather was bright over here but it has been raining the last few days....... The sun was trying to come out but no go!!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Awww!! Don't worry, Den!! I'm sure your mom will be alright. Gotta look at the bright side sometimes.
How's the weather where you're at?
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | That's awesome sweetie. I'm fine and the Kidney is doing great. Creatinine at 2.4, they have me on a new med for rejection!!!!! My Mom isn't doing so great, so I've been a bit down. She'll be fine though, I'm hoping!!!! Prayers & Positive thinking keeps me sane. I get really emotional because she is getting old!!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | I'm doing great!! How about you??? How's the kidney???
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | Hi Val.... Good to see you to sweetie!!! How have you been?
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | DEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD TO SEE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| | | DEN1673 wrote: | | | Hellooooooooo Metal Heads!!!!!!! What's cooking on the board other then some Turkey in 2 weeks!!!!!!!!!! |
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