| [Deep Freeze] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 1:12:37 PM | |
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BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!!!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 1:11:16 PM)| |  | guidogodoy wrote: | | - FOLLOWER:
- Oh!
- SHOE FOLLOWER:
- He has given us... His shoe!
- ARTHUR:
- The shoe is the sign. Let us follow His example.
- SPIKE:
- What?
- ARTHUR:
- Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.
- EDDIE:
- Yes.
- SHOE FOLLOWER:
- No, no, no. The shoe is...
- YOUTH:
- No.
- SHOE FOLLOWER:
- ...a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance.
- GIRL:
- Cast off...
- SPIKE:
- Aye. What?
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| [guidogodoy] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 1:11:16 PM | |
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- FOLLOWER:
- Oh!
- SHOE FOLLOWER:
- He has given us... His shoe!
- ARTHUR:
- The shoe is the sign. Let us follow His example.
- SPIKE:
- What?
- ARTHUR:
- Let us, like Him, hold up one shoe and let the other be upon our foot, for this is His sign, that all who follow Him shall do likewise.
- EDDIE:
- Yes.
- SHOE FOLLOWER:
- No, no, no. The shoe is...
- YOUTH:
- No.
- SHOE FOLLOWER:
- ...a sign that we must gather shoes together in abundance.
- GIRL:
- Cast off...
- SPIKE:
- Aye. What?
- GIRL:
- ...the shoes! Follow the Gourd!
- SHOE FOLLOWER:
- No! Let us gather shoes together!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by adrianaec_88 from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 1:08:56 PM)
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| haha! stratism, darthism mmmm... which way should I go?..... Heaven sounds cool, but bad girls always have more fun...... what should I do? |
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| [Deep Freeze] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 1:10:59 PM | |
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Its classic "good vs. evil"... I say go with Darthism! More fun and bad girls are encouraged, not just welcomed!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by adrianaec_88 from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 1:08:56 PM)| | | adrianaec_88 wrote: | | | haha! stratism, darthism mmmm... which way should I go?..... Heaven sounds cool, but bad girls always have more fun...... what should I do? |
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| [adrianaec_88] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 1:08:56 PM | |
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| haha! stratism, darthism mmmm... which way should I go?..... Heaven sounds cool, but bad girls always have more fun...... what should I do? |
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| [paorcamp] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 1:08:32 PM | |
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oh...so....cool stuff eh...well....if your lord dares to show up...tell him to sign me up sir!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 1:05:15 PM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Umm...lots of stuff. Umm...cool stuff and, er,..um.. more stuff!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am only the pope, you will need to talk to Darth....
| | | paorcamp wrote: | | what do you offer???how can you persuade me so that I would like to serve you???besides happiness of course
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just turn from strat!! He is a FALSE prophet!! Your way to happiness is to follow DARTHISM!!!!!
| | | paorcamp wrote: | | | Eh...a heaaven...shit...maybe this is the only one I could get...what do I have to do??? |
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| [Deep Freeze] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 1:05:15 PM | |
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Umm...lots of stuff. Umm...cool stuff and, er,..um.. more stuff!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am only the pope, you will need to talk to Darth....
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by paorcamp from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 1:02:56 PM)| | | paorcamp wrote: | | what do you offer???how can you persuade me so that I would like to serve you???besides happiness of course
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just turn from strat!! He is a FALSE prophet!! Your way to happiness is to follow DARTHISM!!!!!
| | | paorcamp wrote: | | | Eh...a heaaven...shit...maybe this is the only one I could get...what do I have to do??? |
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| [paorcamp] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 1:02:56 PM | |
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what do you offer???how can you persuade me so that I would like to serve you???besides happiness of course
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 1:00:37 PM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just turn from strat!! He is a FALSE prophet!! Your way to happiness is to follow DARTHISM!!!!!
| | | paorcamp wrote: | | | Eh...a heaaven...shit...maybe this is the only one I could get...what do I have to do??? |
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| [Deep Freeze] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 1:00:37 PM | |
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HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just turn from strat!! He is a FALSE prophet!! Your way to happiness is to follow DARTHISM!!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by paorcamp from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:56:28 PM)| | | paorcamp wrote: | | | Eh...a heaaven...shit...maybe this is the only one I could get...what do I have to do??? |
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| [guidogodoy] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:59:49 PM | |
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Ooooo! I am quite familiar with Torquemada and his ilk! Hot chicks to boot? I am beginning to like this religion. How can I sign up for your newsletter so as to get further information? <===see? I am even good at asking questions!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:45:23 PM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Announcing new vacant jobs:
We need an inquisitor. Requierments: ability to count all your weapons, and rushing into houses unexpected.
Since Freeze bailed, I would also require a new doorman.
And last, but not the least, I need an only begoten child. Requierments: ability to turn soft drinks into booze (very important), quick and easy movement over all surfaces (including water) and the ability to bear heavy wooden burdains on the back. Long hair is prefered, tho not mandatory.
Any candidates? |
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| [paorcamp] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:56:28 PM | |
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| Eh...a heaaven...shit...maybe this is the only one I could get...what do I have to do??? |
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| [Deep Freeze] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:56:00 PM | |
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FIE!!! I do not believe in you!! You don't exist!!!
HAIL DARTH!!! And me!! I am the Crowley of Darth's Satanism!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:47:08 PM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Hey, what do you expect, that I will let just anyone in my heaven? Only cool cats allowed! Oh, and hot chicks...
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Hundreds of thousands??!?!? Ours is a wrathful god, man! If you get one a week I will be surprised! And, if he keeps 'Child as the pope...well, you get the idea. I have actually been considering having a chat with Darth..er.., Satan, too. And a spork?? HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Well...nice job THAT would be there Sisyphus! Never-ending!
I'd only accept were there some GREAT exclusivity to the afterlife. Damned if I am going to stand around all day reading hundreds of thousands of names.
Maybe Darth Satan has a better job for me. I'd like to own a really cool pitchfork! - Or at least a really nice spork.
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | You got the face for it.... HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Actually, I was thinking you would be great as one of those guys that stands at the gates of "heaven" and announces people..
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Now were you to open and shut the fridge door quickly and not leave the front door wide open while running the air conditioning or heat and you just might make a higher cloud in this new religion! LOL!!!!
BTW, can I be a cherub?
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Ooo! Ooo! I do that!! I turn off the water , too!! WOO HOO!! I recycle!!!! We can all get a good night's rest now!
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | | Ummm...I recycle boxes and I also try to make an effort to turn off the water while brushing my teeth as I'm told the average person wastes about a gallon of water by not doing so. |
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| [_strat_] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:47:08 PM | |
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Hey, what do you expect, that I will let just anyone in my heaven? Only cool cats allowed! Oh, and hot chicks...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:49:03 AM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Hundreds of thousands??!?!? Ours is a wrathful god, man! If you get one a week I will be surprised! And, if he keeps 'Child as the pope...well, you get the idea. I have actually been considering having a chat with Darth..er.., Satan, too. And a spork?? HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Well...nice job THAT would be there Sisyphus! Never-ending!
I'd only accept were there some GREAT exclusivity to the afterlife. Damned if I am going to stand around all day reading hundreds of thousands of names.
Maybe Darth Satan has a better job for me. I'd like to own a really cool pitchfork! - Or at least a really nice spork.
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | You got the face for it.... HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Actually, I was thinking you would be great as one of those guys that stands at the gates of "heaven" and announces people..
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Now were you to open and shut the fridge door quickly and not leave the front door wide open while running the air conditioning or heat and you just might make a higher cloud in this new religion! LOL!!!!
BTW, can I be a cherub?
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Ooo! Ooo! I do that!! I turn off the water , too!! WOO HOO!! I recycle!!!! We can all get a good night's rest now!
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | | Ummm...I recycle boxes and I also try to make an effort to turn off the water while brushing my teeth as I'm told the average person wastes about a gallon of water by not doing so. |
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| [_strat_] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:45:23 PM | |
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Announcing new vacant jobs:
We need an inquisitor. Requierments: ability to count all your weapons, and rushing into houses unexpected.
Since Freeze bailed, I would also require a new doorman.
And last, but not the least, I need an only begoten child. Requierments: ability to turn soft drinks into booze (very important), quick and easy movement over all surfaces (including water) and the ability to bear heavy wooden burdains on the back. Long hair is prefered, tho not mandatory.
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| [Deep Freeze] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:10:50 PM | |
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Well, if our lord and savior doesn't make a change pretty quickly, that is exactly what I will do. I had a shot at the Satan gig but Darth beat me to it while I was arguing for pope-ship........
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:07:49 PM)| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | I was actually wondering why you wouldn't just be Pope of Avignon when I read that discussion! The "antipope" as they were called by many.
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Hundreds of thousands??!?!? Ours is a wrathful god, man! If you get one a week I will be surprised! And, if he keeps 'Child as the pope...well, you get the idea. I have actually been considering having a chat with Darth..er.., Satan, too. And a spork?? HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Well...nice job THAT would be there Sisyphus! Never-ending!
I'd only accept were there some GREAT exclusivity to the afterlife. Damned if I am going to stand around all day reading hundreds of thousands of names.
Maybe Darth Satan has a better job for me. I'd like to own a really cool pitchfork! - Or at least a really nice spork.
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | You got the face for it.... HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Actually, I was thinking you would be great as one of those guys that stands at the gates of "heaven" and announces people..
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Now were you to open and shut the fridge door quickly and not leave the front door wide open while running the air conditioning or heat and you just might make a higher cloud in this new religion! LOL!!!!
BTW, can I be a cherub?
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Ooo! Ooo! I do that!! I turn off the water , too!! WOO HOO!! I recycle!!!! We can all get a good night's rest now!
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | | Ummm...I recycle boxes and I also try to make an effort to turn off the water while brushing my teeth as I'm told the average person wastes about a gallon of water by not doing so. |
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| [guidogodoy] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 12:07:49 PM | |
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I was actually wondering why you wouldn't just be Pope of Avignon when I read that discussion! The "antipope" as they were called by many.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:49:03 AM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Hundreds of thousands??!?!? Ours is a wrathful god, man! If you get one a week I will be surprised! And, if he keeps 'Child as the pope...well, you get the idea. I have actually been considering having a chat with Darth..er.., Satan, too. And a spork?? HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Well...nice job THAT would be there Sisyphus! Never-ending!
I'd only accept were there some GREAT exclusivity to the afterlife. Damned if I am going to stand around all day reading hundreds of thousands of names.
Maybe Darth Satan has a better job for me. I'd like to own a really cool pitchfork! - Or at least a really nice spork.
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | You got the face for it.... HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Actually, I was thinking you would be great as one of those guys that stands at the gates of "heaven" and announces people..
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Now were you to open and shut the fridge door quickly and not leave the front door wide open while running the air conditioning or heat and you just might make a higher cloud in this new religion! LOL!!!!
BTW, can I be a cherub?
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Ooo! Ooo! I do that!! I turn off the water , too!! WOO HOO!! I recycle!!!! We can all get a good night's rest now!
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | | Ummm...I recycle boxes and I also try to make an effort to turn off the water while brushing my teeth as I'm told the average person wastes about a gallon of water by not doing so. |
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| [Head banger] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:57:39 AM | |
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| Darth Satan, I will be your faithfull subject, should you have a suitable post for me. |
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| [Deep Freeze] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:49:03 AM | |
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Hundreds of thousands??!?!? Ours is a wrathful god, man! If you get one a week I will be surprised! And, if he keeps 'Child as the pope...well, you get the idea. I have actually been considering having a chat with Darth..er.., Satan, too. And a spork?? HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:44:44 AM)| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Well...nice job THAT would be there Sisyphus! Never-ending!
I'd only accept were there some GREAT exclusivity to the afterlife. Damned if I am going to stand around all day reading hundreds of thousands of names.
Maybe Darth Satan has a better job for me. I'd like to own a really cool pitchfork! - Or at least a really nice spork.
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | You got the face for it.... HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Actually, I was thinking you would be great as one of those guys that stands at the gates of "heaven" and announces people..
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Now were you to open and shut the fridge door quickly and not leave the front door wide open while running the air conditioning or heat and you just might make a higher cloud in this new religion! LOL!!!!
BTW, can I be a cherub?
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Ooo! Ooo! I do that!! I turn off the water , too!! WOO HOO!! I recycle!!!! We can all get a good night's rest now!
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | | Ummm...I recycle boxes and I also try to make an effort to turn off the water while brushing my teeth as I'm told the average person wastes about a gallon of water by not doing so. |
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| [guidogodoy] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:44:44 AM | |
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Well...nice job THAT would be there Sisyphus! Never-ending!
I'd only accept were there some GREAT exclusivity to the afterlife. Damned if I am going to stand around all day reading hundreds of thousands of names.
Maybe Darth Satan has a better job for me. I'd like to own a really cool pitchfork! - Or at least a really nice spork.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:39:21 AM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | You got the face for it.... HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Actually, I was thinking you would be great as one of those guys that stands at the gates of "heaven" and announces people..
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Now were you to open and shut the fridge door quickly and not leave the front door wide open while running the air conditioning or heat and you just might make a higher cloud in this new religion! LOL!!!!
BTW, can I be a cherub?
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Ooo! Ooo! I do that!! I turn off the water , too!! WOO HOO!! I recycle!!!! We can all get a good night's rest now!
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | | Ummm...I recycle boxes and I also try to make an effort to turn off the water while brushing my teeth as I'm told the average person wastes about a gallon of water by not doing so. |
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| [Deep Freeze] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:39:21 AM | |
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You got the face for it.... HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Actually, I was thinking you would be great as one of those guys that stands at the gates of "heaven" and announces people..
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:37:10 AM)| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Now were you to open and shut the fridge door quickly and not leave the front door wide open while running the air conditioning or heat and you just might make a higher cloud in this new religion! LOL!!!!
BTW, can I be a cherub?
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Ooo! Ooo! I do that!! I turn off the water , too!! WOO HOO!! I recycle!!!! We can all get a good night's rest now!
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | | Ummm...I recycle boxes and I also try to make an effort to turn off the water while brushing my teeth as I'm told the average person wastes about a gallon of water by not doing so. |
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| [guidogodoy] Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:37:10 AM | |
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Now were you to open and shut the fridge door quickly and not leave the front door wide open while running the air conditioning or heat and you just might make a higher cloud in this new religion! LOL!!!!
BTW, can I be a cherub?
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:30:50 AM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Ooo! Ooo! I do that!! I turn off the water , too!! WOO HOO!! I recycle!!!! We can all get a good night's rest now!
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | | Ummm...I recycle boxes and I also try to make an effort to turn off the water while brushing my teeth as I'm told the average person wastes about a gallon of water by not doing so. |
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