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[guidogodoy] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:55:05 PM 
HAAAA!!!! When I run along the beach in the summers in Brazil, the coconut venders line the whole route. No rum but I always stop at the same guy on the way back. I am a faithful client! While it is really fatty, sometimes, I'll even be so daring as to have him slice it open to eat the meat. Counter-productive to the run, but oh well...

Now both those are more along the lines of what I am thinking in terms of cheap sellable goods. Bikini tops and ornate turtles. Yeah, I see my future being formed as I type. Forget this mundane existence in which I live!
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[spapad] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:54:28 PM 
Becks, everyone should have few in their lives! I had a big ass drink to carry around but it tasted to good! I hung out with 2 Male Hairdressers from Texas, (nuff said), we had the BEST time! They messed up the VW they rented by driving over a large Rock and we went everywhere that little Bug would take us. And since my mother knew of their orientation she just let me go anywhere with them that week! Thank God!
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[Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:49:17 PM 
Oohhh...like woodwork?

I have another idea!! Why not make animals out of beads?Babies like these are getting pretty popular in those touristy beaches!!


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[Becks] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:48:58 PM 
Oooh that sounds yum Spa. I want one LOL!
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[spapad] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:47:38 PM 
Why dont you just make Coconut Bikini Tops, from the core's, and well as what you will use for the bottoms, I have no idea!
I Love big fresh Coconuts, cleaved with a Matchete and filled with Rum and the coconut juice! Big damn drink to carry around but God it tastes fantastic!

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[guidogodoy] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:44:08 PM 
No, no. I am thinking more along the lines of whittling the coconut down into something. Them suckers are heavy, you know.
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[Becks] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:41:01 PM 
Ahhhhh ok LOL
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[guidogodoy] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:40:51 PM 
Oh, WAY cool vid! I'd not seen it before...had to watch the whole thing. Thanks, Spa. Feeling happier already. Hi Becks! Welcome to the party!

Chicklets, eh? You know, I think that market is already taken up by all the street kids. At least in every latin / luso american country where I've ever been. Don't want to get beat up over this, you know. Like trying to sell my ripped movies on some street corner. Nope, market saturation.

I wonder how you get the job as "shark watcher" as I saw on Shark Week? I'd be able to blow a whistle if I spotted a shark....
[spapad] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:40:34 PM 
Yes, they are by the Beach venders! LOL But I held out for the lovely clay parrot I wanted after haggling for it for days in Accapulco!
I was so shocked when My kid whipped this pretty bird I had carried around for YEARS with the toss of just a foam ball! Smacked it against the wall and is fell to ruin. LOL

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[Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:39:14 PM 
Tiny packets of chicle (gum) that's commonly sold in Mexico (and here too if you know where to look). Where most tourists go, you'll find someone selling those little packets.
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[spapad] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:37:28 PM 
So your going to change your profession to stringing Coconuts together? Are you going to become a true Parrot head too!?
Oh, Dear! I'm calling a Doctor! LOL

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[Becks] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:36:45 PM 
Hiya Vail! What the heck is a Chiclet? LOL!
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[Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:35:49 PM 
Eh...only an idea...

You know what's a hot item in touristy beaches? Chiclets!!



Hi, Spapad!! Hi, Becks!!
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[guidogodoy] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:30:23 PM 
Oh I MUST get a guitar like that one!!!
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[Becks] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:29:27 PM 
Hello everyone! Home from work, still got more chores to do. Stupid dishes, LOL! I'm in a generous mood considering it's not usually my thing to do haha.
[guidogodoy] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:29:21 PM 
Now just how the hell would I get to the rich neighborhood? Ride a bike? That sounds like work to me! Plus, I'd have to move as everyone knows everyone around here (oddly enough, I've noticed a lot of people have the same last name in small town, USA. Hmmmmm.....).

I'm thinking of taking classes on how to make jewelry out of coconuts and moving to some touristy beach town out of the USA.
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[spapad] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:26:52 PM 

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[Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:22:40 PM 
What? No free dudes?? Damn!!! Oh, well...back to fishing.

As for your rant...why not pose as a homeless guy in a rich neighborhood? You'll start off small, but at least you'll get some spare change...?
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[guidogodoy] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:17:01 PM 
See? I told you the party would start! HAAAA!!!

And, no...no free dudes. Not fair as you are jumping my rant (and song).
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[Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:11:32 PM 
...

Because you're not selling yourself?

...and instead of a free chick, can I get a free dude? Heheh...preferably one named Glenn Raymond Tipton?
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[guidogodoy] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:03:42 PM 
Why it's because I haven't shown up yet! Now the party gets started.

Yawn....actually, pretty beat myself! LOL! Curse this thing called "work." Why can't someone just GIVE me money?
(ok, now someone chime in "and the chicks for free!)
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[spapad] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 7:59:31 PM 
Is this place a morgue tonight or what?



Cant wait to see your new art adventures Becks!


[Becks] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 7:13:59 PM 
Yep I remember Spa
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[spapad] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 6:54:48 PM 
Remember the certain artist's sketchbooks I told you about, if your going to go to doing whole bodies, there are fine displays of porportioning and forshortening it them.
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[Becks] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 5:09:28 PM 
LOL yeah Robs clothes will prove difficult I reckon. Scott certainly does have great body definition, he's well ripped LOL!
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[.] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 5:06:38 PM 
Scott Travis has great body definition. He doesn't have an ounce of fat and he's quite the anatomy lesson. It' rather difficult to do it IMO and while Halford is an icon, he's tough to do because of his studded clothes. I haven't done KK and Downing yet. I sense the difficulty there will be the guitars and I guess I'll use a grid to get the proportions right, though it's the lazy way.
[Becks] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 4:50:41 PM 
I want to draw some action shots of the boys, as well as a group picture. I'll get around to that at some point LOL!
I found it hard to get started too, cos like you, I hadn't drawn in ages. But once I got in to it it was fine LOL.
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[.] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 4:48:19 PM 

What is your next art project? 
Last night I tried to sketch Rob Halford and I found it hard to get started, since it's been years I've done anything.

[Becks] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 4:45:22 PM 
LOL I know the feeling. I should be doing chores but am having difficulty getting off my butt to do them lol. Also considering my next art project LOL!
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[.] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 4:44:16 PM 
Doing good. Or shall I say...doing nothing at all
[Becks] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 4:26:37 PM 
Hiya Where AmI how are you today?
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[.] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 4:23:06 PM 
Good morning/afternoon/evening/night to everyone.
[Becks] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 3:55:03 PM 
Morning everyone! A pretty nice day here. Hope you are all well!
[Bev] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 8:41:33 AM 

Looks like it was quite a nite here ... farts, and bulbs, and butts ... oh my!!!     

It is the first day of September, isn't it?!  'Tis the month of Travis   the God of Thunder!

Good morning to all here at JP.com   

[ron h] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 4:26:19 AM 
Morning Blah!!



Oh, and Happy September 1st!!!!!!
Edited at: Tuesday, September 01, 2009 4:38:01 AM
[guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 9:43:56 PM 
Hey, who doesn't like stories involving vacuum cleaners, butts out of windows, lightbulbs and private parts. HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 9:43:34 PM 
Now that is going to cost too much money! I'm poor! Got to do things on the cheap! LOL
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 9:37:51 PM 
HA!! you perve! LMAO!
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[guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 9:36:24 PM 
HAAAAAA!!! Oh, gawd. THIS is the convo that I like to return to find.
[Head banger] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:56:01 PM 
yeah.  quite sad.  could be fatal.  but.. it happens.
[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:55:45 PM 
Ya know, I meant to say that does not sound sexy to me! But when I reread it, ............well, I think I messed up! LOL 
For the record! Not liking anything like that on any level! LOL

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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:49:38 PM 
Blegh, LOL! Oooh imagine the pain if it broke.............ewwww, and ouch, LMAO!
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:47:35 PM 
NOT to me! LOL
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[Head banger] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:46:11 PM 
seriously, if your sex life is so messed up a lightbulb looks atractive.... 
[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:44:50 PM 
Oh, no way and breakables are comming near me! LOL But seriously, who did he think he would fool with that story!?
I'll leave the experimentation up to you and your fart lighting friend! LOL

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[Head banger] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:44:31 PM 
you can get heated parking pads.  just extend it.
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[Head banger] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:44:08 PM 
shower is a good place to wash your runners also.  multitasking.
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[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:41:32 PM 
Oh c'mon.....tell me u don't experiment....NOT with light-bulbs obviously....lol  (this is where i stfu  BTW)
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:28:57 PM 
When will people ever learn certain things are not good for you! LOL
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:28:05 PM 
OH, I'm sorry but how do you put a lightbulb down there accidentally! I just happening to be standing near a pack of lightbulbs, lost my balance and coincidentally was not wearing any clothes and Viola! Bulb just ended up there! LMAO!!!
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[momo] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:24:58 PM 
Ouch!
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:24:25 PM 
Bahahahaha! LOL what the fuck! haha.
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[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:23:32 PM 
I remember a dude being admitted cos he had a vacuum/hoover attached to his dick....
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:22:15 PM 
LMFAO Spa! Now that would be hilarious!
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[momo] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:21:17 PM 
When I worked at the hospital some one went into surgery to have a light bulb removed from his rectum, one of the long ones, said he sat on it accidentally. BTW it was Valentines Day
[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:18:56 PM 
U want embarrassing ER? Mate Charlie tried to light a fart as part of a drunken evening, it kinda went wrong and Derek drove him to the casualty department - Charlie had his ass out the window, they passed a police car - poor buggers didn't know what to do...i mean - how do u write THAT up??  lol.
[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:17:20 PM 
I've heard some pretty funny ones myself! My best friend's mom was a late night ER nurse!  How embarassing  to be the fool who passed out at a club, back in the days of disco, and have the ER people  cut away the pants to discover a cucumber taped to his leg! HA!! 
Of cours that was the eighties and tatoos were not something most people got, but her motto back then was more than 4 tatoos and your a loser! Once again, preface that remark with the time! It's a bit different now as so many people have body art.

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[.] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:16:53 PM 
Hello everyone. How is everybody this fine afternoon/evening/night/early morning/lunch time?
[guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:11:53 PM 
Funny thing is...I bet it has happened! Oh the stories I'm sure they could tell at the emergency room here.
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:07:54 PM 

Yeh, you could, but what if they get to looking around or there is actually a fork, stuck in your body, and they go to investigate? 
LMAO!

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[guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:02:45 PM 
You assume I have a phone in my shower, don't you?

Why, if I could make it to the phone, I could move to another room, right? See? I've got it all planned out...
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:57:31 PM 
Imagine how embarassing that would be when you slipped on a plate, and had to call an ambulance because you injured yourself taking a shower with your dishes! You'd be the laughing stock of the the ER!!
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[guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:44:54 PM 
I find that if you just put dirty dishes in the shower, you can kill two birds with one stone.
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:43:21 PM 
LMAO Ron! Oh yes poor little Craig still has to do the dishes. Most of the time anyways hehe
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[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:10:42 PM 
<----waits to be killed...
[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:10:13 PM 
DO THE DISHES?????  U don't have a dog and bark yaself FFS!
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[ron h] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:00:46 PM 
You sissy Poor guy has to defend his country and do the dishes!!  That's criminal!!
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:49:55 PM 
Ahhh a dishwasher would be excellent! LOL! I need to go do some chores too, damnit, hehe.
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:48:06 PM 
Unfortunately, that is the chore I must go do now! I really need a Dishwasher as it is my most unfavorite job.
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:43:03 PM 
LOL!!! Yeah, you need hot water for dishes, part of why Craig does them, he can stand really hot water whereas I can't! LOL!
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:40:10 PM 
Humm, I should begin to use the "dish philosophy" with a certain tween who seems to be alien to washing dishes and as the water she would use would be very luke warm, I'm not so sure I want her washing my dishes? She'd cry and claim she was burned to use the water I wash dishes in.
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:37:04 PM 
LOL!!!! Our cats and dog are snobby when it comes to sleeping places, they won't like his sweaty dirty uniform LOL!
My usual rules are if it's on the floor it's getting washed whether you like it or not, and if the dishes haven't been done I'm not feeding you, LOL!
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:30:44 PM 
I'd let the cat/dog use it for a bed for a few days and see if that changed his idea of the perfect place to leave dirty clothes. LOL
Pretty easy to see why I'm not married! I'm a bitch! HA!!!

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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:27:34 PM 
Oooh yay for a three day weekend!
Speaking of laundry, I just noticed that SOMEONE (not me lol) left his physical training uniform lying on the kitchen floor. Yeah like it's going to get clean lying there LOL!
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:25:04 PM 
I'm just glad to have Monday behind me and only four more days to go till a three day weekend! 
Other than that the never ending thankless task of laundry, but thank god the machines do all the work these days! I would have just been branded a major slacker in the old days when you took a washboard and soap to the local creek! LOL

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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:15:35 PM 
No I want to buy and awening with sides big enough to cover my whole driveway so I can forget the Plow! LOL
I suspect my front wheel drive Honda make just perform admirably in the snow as long as theres not 4 feet or more of it, like the blizzard of 92 was. I dug my toyota out of that mess and still couldn't get it to go, because of all the snow packed under it! Had to have it wenched from the driveway! LOL

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[Head banger] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:11:03 PM 
HA!

I am not selling snowplows currently.  want to buy a jeep?  HA!
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