| [Bev] Saturday, March 07, 2009 6:38:39 AM | |
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| [Bev] Saturday, March 07, 2009 5:43:50 AM | |
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Mission accomplished! ... but wait, don't go, there's more - LOL (j/k - psych!!!)
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Saturday, March 07, 2009 5:35:53 AM)| |  | ronhartsell wrote: | |  Dammit Bev, you're gonna make me wake the house up from lmao!!!
| | | Bev wrote: | | John and the Blonde ...
John walked into a sports bar at 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at John and asked, "Do you think he'll jump?"
John says, "You know, I'll bet he jumps."
The blonde says, "Well, I bet he won't"
John placed a twenty on the bar and says, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar the guy takes a swan dive off the ledge of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset but willingly handed over the $20 saying, "Fair is Fair."
John replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news. I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I saw it too; but I didn't think he'd do it again!" 
John took the money ... |
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| [ron h] Saturday, March 07, 2009 5:35:53 AM | |
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Dammit Bev, you're gonna make me wake the house up from lmao!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Bev from Saturday, March 07, 2009 5:31:33 AM)| | | Bev wrote: | | John and the Blonde ...
John walked into a sports bar at 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at John and asked, "Do you think he'll jump?"
John says, "You know, I'll bet he jumps."
The blonde says, "Well, I bet he won't"
John placed a twenty on the bar and says, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar the guy takes a swan dive off the ledge of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset but willingly handed over the $20 saying, "Fair is Fair."
John replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news. I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I saw it too; but I didn't think he'd do it again!"
John took the money ... |
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| [Bev] Saturday, March 07, 2009 5:31:33 AM | |
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John and the Blonde ...
John walked into a sports bar at 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at John and asked, "Do you think he'll jump?"
John says, "You know, I'll bet he jumps."
The blonde says, "Well, I bet he won't"
John placed a twenty on the bar and says, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar the guy takes a swan dive off the ledge of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset but willingly handed over the $20 saying, "Fair is Fair."
John replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news. I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I saw it too; but I didn't think he'd do it again!"
John took the money ... |
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| [Bev] Saturday, March 07, 2009 5:21:15 AM | |
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Single vs. Engaged vs. Married ...
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the
end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat.
When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a
leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we
made passionate love on his desk right then and there!" 
The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When
my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black
mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on
that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!" 
The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of
planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's.
I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume.
I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos.
I finished it off with a black mask.
When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman,what's for dinner?'" 
Edited at: Saturday, March 07, 2009 5:22:31 AM |
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| [_strat_] Friday, March 06, 2009 4:37:05 PM | |
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Maybe in Silmarillion, IDK... I guess that those who want to see it will see Catholicism in a tea spoon.
In any case, the guy was kidding, and I havent even realised it till I went over it again, and read the disclaimer at the end. Pretty funny stuff, tho, considering that it isnt serious. Then it would be just dumb.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by kiamat from Friday, March 06, 2009 11:50:46 AM)| | | kiamat wrote: | | I think some people claim there is Christian imagery in Tolkien, or maybe I'm getting it confused with Chronicles of Narnia... I dunno
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | WTF?!?!?! Lol... Well, I listened to Nightfall in Middle Earth through and through (my favourite album, as it happens), and couldnt find a reference to Catholicism. Elves, orcs and dwarfs galore, but no Catholics...
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| [Head banger] Friday, March 06, 2009 12:52:51 PM | |
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I think that christians see negative things in both. of course, if you look hard enough, you can find negativity in anything.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by kiamat from Friday, March 06, 2009 11:50:46 AM)| | | kiamat wrote: | | I think some people claim there is Christian imagery in Tolkien, or maybe I'm getting it confused with Chronicles of Narnia... I dunno
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | WTF?!?!?! Lol... Well, I listened to Nightfall in Middle Earth through and through (my favourite album, as it happens), and couldnt find a reference to Catholicism. Elves, orcs and dwarfs galore, but no Catholics...
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| [kiamat] Friday, March 06, 2009 11:50:46 AM | |
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I think some people claim there is Christian imagery in Tolkien, or maybe I'm getting it confused with Chronicles of Narnia... I dunno
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Thursday, March 05, 2009 4:14:02 PM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | WTF?!?!?! Lol... Well, I listened to Nightfall in Middle Earth through and through (my favourite album, as it happens), and couldnt find a reference to Catholicism. Elves, orcs and dwarfs galore, but no Catholics...
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Thursday, March 05, 2009 7:38:26 PM | |
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ROFL...........
~MG~ ( who else would post something like that!! LOL) |
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| [_strat_] Thursday, March 05, 2009 4:14:02 PM | |
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WTF?!?!?! Lol... Well, I listened to Nightfall in Middle Earth through and through (my favourite album, as it happens), and couldnt find a reference to Catholicism. Elves, orcs and dwarfs galore, but no Catholics...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by kiamat from Thursday, March 05, 2009 3:23:01 PM) |
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| [_strat_] Thursday, March 05, 2009 4:09:43 PM | |
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| [kiamat] Thursday, March 05, 2009 3:25:24 PM | |
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| [kiamat] Thursday, March 05, 2009 3:23:01 PM | |
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| [_strat_] Wednesday, March 04, 2009 4:23:06 PM | |
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Saturday, February 28, 2009 4:07:12 PM | |
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| [kiamat] Saturday, February 28, 2009 4:03:12 PM | |
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| [adrianaec_88] Wednesday, February 25, 2009 8:50:23 PM | |
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| [Bev] Wednesday, February 25, 2009 7:08:25 PM | |
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(disclaimer ... Ron, BazookaJoe ... I am not the husband in this joke ...  ) LOL
My wife and I were sitting at our table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunk lady swinging her drink as she sat alone at a table nearby.
My wife asked, "Do you know her?"
"Yes" I signed, "She's my old girlfriend. I heard she took to drinking after we split up all those years ago. I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long!!!"
... and then the fight started
My wife and I were watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" while we were in bed.
I turned to her and asked, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No" she answered.
Then I said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time and said, "Yes!"
So I said, "Then, can I call a friend?"
... and then the fight started |
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| [_strat_] Wednesday, February 25, 2009 2:54:50 PM | |
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DO NOT BELIEVE THE LIBERALY BIASED MOVIE INDUSTRY!!! Heres how it REALLY was:
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| [_strat_] Sunday, February 15, 2009 8:06:38 AM | |
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