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My my! You are just a fount of information in this area! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:25:12 AM)| |  | _strat_ wrote: | | Yes, that was fucked up. Nowadays with cars we only get the gassy exhausts... In the old days when all they had were horses, they got exhausts in all three states of matter: gas, liquid and solid. Albeit, the solid one was a bit soft and stinky.
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Horse exhaust?? HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How appropriate for this Thread! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!! Morning folks.
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Ah, the good old days... When speeding was punished with decapitation. I wonder how they handled horses "exhaust fumes", tho.
Might add that I would love to see how you could joust and change gears at the same time...
| | | devils_child wrote: | | Oh yeah i knew it!!! I payed attention in school....
"About a quarter of the world drives on the left, and the countries that do are mostly old British colonies. This strange quirk perplexes the rest of the world; but there is a perfectly good reason.
In the past, almost everybody travelled on the left side of the road because that was the most sensible option for feudal, violent societies. Since most people are right-handed, swordsmen preferred to keep to the left in order to have their right arm nearer to an opponent and their scabbard further from him. Moreover, it reduced the chance of the scabbard (worn on the left) hitting other people.
Furthermore, a right-handed person finds it easier to mount a horse from the left side of the horse, and it would be very difficult to do otherwise if wearing a sword (which would be worn on the left). It is safer to mount and dismount towards the side of the road, rather than in the middle of traffic, so if one mounts on the left, then the horse should be ridden on the left side of the road."
Class dismissed!!! Mwahahahaha!!   -Might add that if i feel the need to joust in traffic i'm in a better position...! 
| | | devils_child wrote: | | I remain defiant!!! I do believe passing on the left hand side originated in England, Prior to the settlement of America... don't quote me on that but it was in the horse and cart days - LOL. I must do some research to back this up.... 
| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | DC, sorry to disappoint you, but cars were invented in the USA and we say you, England, Japan (and I think Germany) all drive on the WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD! We invented the f***er...we make the rules. LOL! Anymore pouting about driving on the wrong side of the road will get you 20 lashes!
| | | devils_child wrote: | | Annex my country???? But Darth, I thought you loved me the way i was.......  And no fricken way am i driving on the wrong side of the road.... The mother country drives on the left and so i shall continue to....
| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | Personally, I think my country should annex Austrailia. You already seem to get a ton of our news (probably even some of the more irrelevant stuff). Think of it as a natural progression. We'll just have to teach you folks to drive on the right side of the road! HA!
| | | devils_child wrote: | | LOL... you're sick of it?.... Im an Australian and i'm fricken sick of seeing Obama's mug plastered all over my AUSTRALIAN news papers, magazines.... etc. I don't watch the news for this precise reason. It's all full of American politics........... seriously he got first page of the Sunday paper....PLUS a 4 page spread... No offence Americans but he does not run this country, well at least that's what i'd like to believe. Yes, he should get some mention, but he has been all over every form of media in this country of mine for what feels like an eternity now.... I can't imagine what you have to deal with over in the U.S.... it's bad enough here and i am on the other side of the world.... not even in the same hemisphere!!!!!!! You know sometimes i feel that we Australians should have a chance the vote in the American presidential election...... Lord knows we have to deal with the outcomes of it..... 
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | No kidding! The TV has been on "Obama Overload" for days! I am sick of it. I mean, good for him. He won an election!. But, as I said before, he has done nothing yet! Certainly NOT worthy of this garbage all over my friggin television day after day! There have been 43 others that have done at least as much (or more). Oh wait, is it because he is black??!?!?! AH!!!! And I thought this was not about race!
The Princess has tried to start that, "Oh you are just bitter" crap with me and I am quick to point out that the election is over. Why is it that I should drool over a man that has not done a thing as president, other than have dark skin color??? WHY? Because he is the first? Whoopee. That is not in the job description and will make NO difference when he actually has to do something. For all of this talk (and it clearly was only talk) that he "transcends" race, he and his sycophants are sure quick to scream about his color! Jeez, it is still on the local stations!
I have been in the position of "losing" the election in my life.I can handle that. I did not vote for Clinton either time! I got over it. Sure enough, for all of his hype, he proved to be just what I thought he was. I truly hope I am wrong about Obama. I want him to do well. It will serve me personally and that is important! But this is just too much. It has reached the point of stupidity. (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 3:02:48 PM)
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so, I just checked my email, and there is a breaking news report. so I wonder, riots in washington, a plane crash, drug bust??? nope
Obama is sworn in as the 44th US president. WTF, how is this breaking news. anyone not know that today at around noon eastern this was going down? |
Edited at: Tuesday, January 20, 2009 4:07:35 PM |
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| [_strat_] Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:25:12 AM | |
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Yes, that was fucked up. Nowadays with cars we only get the gassy exhausts... In the old days when all they had were horses, they got exhausts in all three states of matter: gas, liquid and solid. Albeit, the solid one was a bit soft and stinky.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:22:46 AM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Horse exhaust?? HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How appropriate for this Thread! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!! Morning folks.
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Ah, the good old days... When speeding was punished with decapitation. I wonder how they handled horses "exhaust fumes", tho.
Might add that I would love to see how you could joust and change gears at the same time...
| | | devils_child wrote: | | Oh yeah i knew it!!! I payed attention in school....
"About a quarter of the world drives on the left, and the countries that do are mostly old British colonies. This strange quirk perplexes the rest of the world; but there is a perfectly good reason.
In the past, almost everybody travelled on the left side of the road because that was the most sensible option for feudal, violent societies. Since most people are right-handed, swordsmen preferred to keep to the left in order to have their right arm nearer to an opponent and their scabbard further from him. Moreover, it reduced the chance of the scabbard (worn on the left) hitting other people.
Furthermore, a right-handed person finds it easier to mount a horse from the left side of the horse, and it would be very difficult to do otherwise if wearing a sword (which would be worn on the left). It is safer to mount and dismount towards the side of the road, rather than in the middle of traffic, so if one mounts on the left, then the horse should be ridden on the left side of the road."
Class dismissed!!! Mwahahahaha!! -Might add that if i feel the need to joust in traffic i'm in a better position...!
| | | devils_child wrote: | | I remain defiant!!! I do believe passing on the left hand side originated in England, Prior to the settlement of America... don't quote me on that but it was in the horse and cart days - LOL. I must do some research to back this up....
| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | DC, sorry to disappoint you, but cars were invented in the USA and we say you, England, Japan (and I think Germany) all drive on the WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD! We invented the f***er...we make the rules. LOL! Anymore pouting about driving on the wrong side of the road will get you 20 lashes!
| | | devils_child wrote: | | Annex my country???? But Darth, I thought you loved me the way i was....... And no fricken way am i driving on the wrong side of the road.... The mother country drives on the left and so i shall continue to....
| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | Personally, I think my country should annex Austrailia. You already seem to get a ton of our news (probably even some of the more irrelevant stuff). Think of it as a natural progression. We'll just have to teach you folks to drive on the right side of the road! HA!
| | | devils_child wrote: | | LOL... you're sick of it?.... Im an Australian and i'm fricken sick of seeing Obama's mug plastered all over my AUSTRALIAN news papers, magazines.... etc. I don't watch the news for this precise reason. It's all full of American politics........... seriously he got first page of the Sunday paper....PLUS a 4 page spread... No offence Americans but he does not run this country, well at least that's what i'd like to believe. Yes, he should get some mention, but he has been all over every form of media in this country of mine for what feels like an eternity now.... I can't imagine what you have to deal with over in the U.S.... it's bad enough here and i am on the other side of the world.... not even in the same hemisphere!!!!!!! You know sometimes i feel that we Australians should have a chance the vote in the American presidential election...... Lord knows we have to deal with the outcomes of it.....
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | No kidding! The TV has been on "Obama Overload" for days! I am sick of it. I mean, good for him. He won an election!. But, as I said before, he has done nothing yet! Certainly NOT worthy of this garbage all over my friggin television day after day! There have been 43 others that have done at least as much (or more). Oh wait, is it because he is black??!?!?! AH!!!! And I thought this was not about race!
The Princess has tried to start that, "Oh you are just bitter" crap with me and I am quick to point out that the election is over. Why is it that I should drool over a man that has not done a thing as president, other than have dark skin color??? WHY? Because he is the first? Whoopee. That is not in the job description and will make NO difference when he actually has to do something. For all of this talk (and it clearly was only talk) that he "transcends" race, he and his sycophants are sure quick to scream about his color! Jeez, it is still on the local stations!
I have been in the position of "losing" the election in my life.I can handle that. I did not vote for Clinton either time! I got over it. Sure enough, for all of his hype, he proved to be just what I thought he was. I truly hope I am wrong about Obama. I want him to do well. It will serve me personally and that is important! But this is just too much. It has reached the point of stupidity. (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 3:02:48 PM)
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so, I just checked my email, and there is a breaking news report. so I wonder, riots in washington, a plane crash, drug bust??? nope
Obama is sworn in as the 44th US president. WTF, how is this breaking news. anyone not know that today at around noon eastern this was going down? |
Edited at: Tuesday, January 20, 2009 4:07:35 PM |
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| [Deep Freeze] Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:22:46 AM | |
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Horse exhaust?? HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How appropriate for this Thread! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!! Morning folks.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:16:25 AM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Ah, the good old days... When speeding was punished with decapitation. I wonder how they handled horses "exhaust fumes", tho.
Might add that I would love to see how you could joust and change gears at the same time...
| | | devils_child wrote: | | Oh yeah i knew it!!! I payed attention in school....
"About a quarter of the world drives on the left, and the countries that do are mostly old British colonies. This strange quirk perplexes the rest of the world; but there is a perfectly good reason.
In the past, almost everybody travelled on the left side of the road because that was the most sensible option for feudal, violent societies. Since most people are right-handed, swordsmen preferred to keep to the left in order to have their right arm nearer to an opponent and their scabbard further from him. Moreover, it reduced the chance of the scabbard (worn on the left) hitting other people.
Furthermore, a right-handed person finds it easier to mount a horse from the left side of the horse, and it would be very difficult to do otherwise if wearing a sword (which would be worn on the left). It is safer to mount and dismount towards the side of the road, rather than in the middle of traffic, so if one mounts on the left, then the horse should be ridden on the left side of the road."
Class dismissed!!! Mwahahahaha!! -Might add that if i feel the need to joust in traffic i'm in a better position...!
| | | devils_child wrote: | | I remain defiant!!! I do believe passing on the left hand side originated in England, Prior to the settlement of America... don't quote me on that but it was in the horse and cart days - LOL. I must do some research to back this up....
| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | DC, sorry to disappoint you, but cars were invented in the USA and we say you, England, Japan (and I think Germany) all drive on the WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD! We invented the f***er...we make the rules. LOL! Anymore pouting about driving on the wrong side of the road will get you 20 lashes!
| | | devils_child wrote: | | Annex my country???? But Darth, I thought you loved me the way i was....... And no fricken way am i driving on the wrong side of the road.... The mother country drives on the left and so i shall continue to....
| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | Personally, I think my country should annex Austrailia. You already seem to get a ton of our news (probably even some of the more irrelevant stuff). Think of it as a natural progression. We'll just have to teach you folks to drive on the right side of the road! HA!
| | | devils_child wrote: | | LOL... you're sick of it?.... Im an Australian and i'm fricken sick of seeing Obama's mug plastered all over my AUSTRALIAN news papers, magazines.... etc. I don't watch the news for this precise reason. It's all full of American politics........... seriously he got first page of the Sunday paper....PLUS a 4 page spread... No offence Americans but he does not run this country, well at least that's what i'd like to believe. Yes, he should get some mention, but he has been all over every form of media in this country of mine for what feels like an eternity now.... I can't imagine what you have to deal with over in the U.S.... it's bad enough here and i am on the other side of the world.... not even in the same hemisphere!!!!!!! You know sometimes i feel that we Australians should have a chance the vote in the American presidential election...... Lord knows we have to deal with the outcomes of it.....
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | No kidding! The TV has been on "Obama Overload" for days! I am sick of it. I mean, good for him. He won an election!. But, as I said before, he has done nothing yet! Certainly NOT worthy of this garbage all over my friggin television day after day! There have been 43 others that have done at least as much (or more). Oh wait, is it because he is black??!?!?! AH!!!! And I thought this was not about race!
The Princess has tried to start that, "Oh you are just bitter" crap with me and I am quick to point out that the election is over. Why is it that I should drool over a man that has not done a thing as president, other than have dark skin color??? WHY? Because he is the first? Whoopee. That is not in the job description and will make NO difference when he actually has to do something. For all of this talk (and it clearly was only talk) that he "transcends" race, he and his sycophants are sure quick to scream about his color! Jeez, it is still on the local stations!
I have been in the position of "losing" the election in my life.I can handle that. I did not vote for Clinton either time! I got over it. Sure enough, for all of his hype, he proved to be just what I thought he was. I truly hope I am wrong about Obama. I want him to do well. It will serve me personally and that is important! But this is just too much. It has reached the point of stupidity. (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 3:02:48 PM)
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so, I just checked my email, and there is a breaking news report. so I wonder, riots in washington, a plane crash, drug bust??? nope
Obama is sworn in as the 44th US president. WTF, how is this breaking news. anyone not know that today at around noon eastern this was going down? |
Edited at: Tuesday, January 20, 2009 4:07:35 PM |
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| [_strat_] Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:16:25 AM | |
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Ah, the good old days... When speeding was punished with decapitation. I wonder how they handled horses "exhaust fumes", tho.
Might add that I would love to see how you could joust and change gears at the same time...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:09:25 AM)| | | devils_child wrote: | | Oh yeah i knew it!!! I payed attention in school....
"About a quarter of the world drives on the left, and the countries that do are mostly old British colonies. This strange quirk perplexes the rest of the world; but there is a perfectly good reason.
In the past, almost everybody travelled on the left side of the road because that was the most sensible option for feudal, violent societies. Since most people are right-handed, swordsmen preferred to keep to the left in order to have their right arm nearer to an opponent and their scabbard further from him. Moreover, it reduced the chance of the scabbard (worn on the left) hitting other people.
Furthermore, a right-handed person finds it easier to mount a horse from the left side of the horse, and it would be very difficult to do otherwise if wearing a sword (which would be worn on the left). It is safer to mount and dismount towards the side of the road, rather than in the middle of traffic, so if one mounts on the left, then the horse should be ridden on the left side of the road."
Class dismissed!!! Mwahahahaha!! -Might add that if i feel the need to joust in traffic i'm in a better position...!
| | | devils_child wrote: | | I remain defiant!!! I do believe passing on the left hand side originated in England, Prior to the settlement of America... don't quote me on that but it was in the horse and cart days - LOL. I must do some research to back this up....
| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | DC, sorry to disappoint you, but cars were invented in the USA and we say you, England, Japan (and I think Germany) all drive on the WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD! We invented the f***er...we make the rules. LOL! Anymore pouting about driving on the wrong side of the road will get you 20 lashes!
| | | devils_child wrote: | | Annex my country???? But Darth, I thought you loved me the way i was....... And no fricken way am i driving on the wrong side of the road.... The mother country drives on the left and so i shall continue to....
| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | Personally, I think my country should annex Austrailia. You already seem to get a ton of our news (probably even some of the more irrelevant stuff). Think of it as a natural progression. We'll just have to teach you folks to drive on the right side of the road! HA!
| | | devils_child wrote: | | LOL... you're sick of it?.... Im an Australian and i'm fricken sick of seeing Obama's mug plastered all over my AUSTRALIAN news papers, magazines.... etc. I don't watch the news for this precise reason. It's all full of American politics........... seriously he got first page of the Sunday paper....PLUS a 4 page spread... No offence Americans but he does not run this country, well at least that's what i'd like to believe. Yes, he should get some mention, but he has been all over every form of media in this country of mine for what feels like an eternity now.... I can't imagine what you have to deal with over in the U.S.... it's bad enough here and i am on the other side of the world.... not even in the same hemisphere!!!!!!! You know sometimes i feel that we Australians should have a chance the vote in the American presidential election...... Lord knows we have to deal with the outcomes of it.....
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | No kidding! The TV has been on "Obama Overload" for days! I am sick of it. I mean, good for him. He won an election!. But, as I said before, he has done nothing yet! Certainly NOT worthy of this garbage all over my friggin television day after day! There have been 43 others that have done at least as much (or more). Oh wait, is it because he is black??!?!?! AH!!!! And I thought this was not about race!
The Princess has tried to start that, "Oh you are just bitter" crap with me and I am quick to point out that the election is over. Why is it that I should drool over a man that has not done a thing as president, other than have dark skin color??? WHY? Because he is the first? Whoopee. That is not in the job description and will make NO difference when he actually has to do something. For all of this talk (and it clearly was only talk) that he "transcends" race, he and his sycophants are sure quick to scream about his color! Jeez, it is still on the local stations!
I have been in the position of "losing" the election in my life.I can handle that. I did not vote for Clinton either time! I got over it. Sure enough, for all of his hype, he proved to be just what I thought he was. I truly hope I am wrong about Obama. I want him to do well. It will serve me personally and that is important! But this is just too much. It has reached the point of stupidity. (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 3:02:48 PM)
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Head banger wrote: |
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so, I just checked my email, and there is a breaking news report. so I wonder, riots in washington, a plane crash, drug bust??? nope
Obama is sworn in as the 44th US president. WTF, how is this breaking news. anyone not know that today at around noon eastern this was going down? |
Edited at: Tuesday, January 20, 2009 4:07:35 PM |
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| [devils_child] Thursday, January 22, 2009 7:09:25 AM | |
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Oh yeah i knew it!!! I payed attention in school....
"About a quarter of the world drives on the left, and the countries that do are mostly old British colonies. This strange quirk perplexes the rest of the world; but there is a perfectly good reason.
In the past, almost everybody travelled on the left side of the road because that was the most sensible option for feudal, violent societies. Since most people are right-handed, swordsmen preferred to keep to the left in order to have their right arm nearer to an opponent and their scabbard further from him. Moreover, it reduced the chance of the scabbard (worn on the left) hitting other people.
Furthermore, a right-handed person finds it easier to mount a horse from the left side of the horse, and it would be very difficult to do otherwise if wearing a sword (which would be worn on the left). It is safer to mount and dismount towards the side of the road, rather than in the middle of traffic, so if one mounts on the left, then the horse should be ridden on the left side of the road."
Class dismissed!!! Mwahahahaha!! -Might add that if i feel the need to joust in traffic i'm in a better position...!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Thursday, January 22, 2009 6:44:32 AM)| | | devils_child wrote: | | I remain defiant!!! I do believe passing on the left hand side originated in England, Prior to the settlement of America... don't quote me on that but it was in the horse and cart days - LOL. I must do some research to back this up....
| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | DC, sorry to disappoint you, but cars were invented in the USA and we say you, England, Japan (and I think Germany) all drive on the WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD! We invented the f***er...we make the rules. LOL! Anymore pouting about driving on the wrong side of the road will get you 20 lashes!
| | | devils_child wrote: | | Annex my country???? But Darth, I thought you loved me the way i was....... And no fricken way am i driving on the wrong side of the road.... The mother country drives on the left and so i shall continue to....
| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | Personally, I think my country should annex Austrailia. You already seem to get a ton of our news (probably even some of the more irrelevant stuff). Think of it as a natural progression. We'll just have to teach you folks to drive on the right side of the road! HA!
| | | devils_child wrote: | | LOL... you're sick of it?.... Im an Australian and i'm fricken sick of seeing Obama's mug plastered all over my AUSTRALIAN news papers, magazines.... etc. I don't watch the news for this precise reason. It's all full of American politics........... seriously he got first page of the Sunday paper....PLUS a 4 page spread... No offence Americans but he does not run this country, well at least that's what i'd like to believe. Yes, he should get some mention, but he has been all over every form of media in this country of mine for what feels like an eternity now.... I can't imagine what you have to deal with over in the U.S.... it's bad enough here and i am on the other side of the world.... not even in the same hemisphere!!!!!!! You know sometimes i feel that we Australians should have a chance the vote in the American presidential election...... Lord knows we have to deal with the outcomes of it.....
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | No kidding! The TV has been on "Obama Overload" for days! I am sick of it. I mean, good for him. He won an election!. But, as I said before, he has done nothing yet! Certainly NOT worthy of this garbage all over my friggin television day after day! There have been 43 others that have done at least as much (or more). Oh wait, is it because he is black??!?!?! AH!!!! And I thought this was not about race!
The Princess has tried to start that, "Oh you are just bitter" crap with me and I am quick to point out that the election is over. Why is it that I should drool over a man that has not done a thing as president, other than have dark skin color??? WHY? Because he is the first? Whoopee. That is not in the job description and will make NO difference when he actually has to do something. For all of this talk (and it clearly was only talk) that he "transcends" race, he and his sycophants are sure quick to scream about his color! Jeez, it is still on the local stations!
I have been in the position of "losing" the election in my life.I can handle that. I did not vote for Clinton either time! I got over it. Sure enough, for all of his hype, he proved to be just what I thought he was. I truly hope I am wrong about Obama. I want him to do well. It will serve me personally and that is important! But this is just too much. It has reached the point of stupidity. (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 3:02:48 PM)
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so, I just checked my email, and there is a breaking news report. so I wonder, riots in washington, a plane crash, drug bust??? nope
Obama is sworn in as the 44th US president. WTF, how is this breaking news. anyone not know that today at around noon eastern this was going down? |
Edited at: Tuesday, January 20, 2009 4:07:35 PM |
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| [devils_child] Thursday, January 22, 2009 6:44:32 AM | |
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I remain defiant!!! I do believe passing on the left hand side originated in England, Prior to the settlement of America... don't quote me on that but it was in the horse and cart days - LOL. I must do some research to back this up....
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Thursday, January 22, 2009 5:06:59 AM)| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | DC, sorry to disappoint you, but cars were invented in the USA and we say you, England, Japan (and I think Germany) all drive on the WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD! We invented the f***er...we make the rules. LOL! Anymore pouting about driving on the wrong side of the road will get you 20 lashes!
| | | devils_child wrote: | | Annex my country???? But Darth, I thought you loved me the way i was....... And no fricken way am i driving on the wrong side of the road.... The mother country drives on the left and so i shall continue to....
| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | Personally, I think my country should annex Austrailia. You already seem to get a ton of our news (probably even some of the more irrelevant stuff). Think of it as a natural progression. We'll just have to teach you folks to drive on the right side of the road! HA!
| | | devils_child wrote: | | LOL... you're sick of it?.... Im an Australian and i'm fricken sick of seeing Obama's mug plastered all over my AUSTRALIAN news papers, magazines.... etc. I don't watch the news for this precise reason. It's all full of American politics........... seriously he got first page of the Sunday paper....PLUS a 4 page spread... No offence Americans but he does not run this country, well at least that's what i'd like to believe. Yes, he should get some mention, but he has been all over every form of media in this country of mine for what feels like an eternity now.... I can't imagine what you have to deal with over in the U.S.... it's bad enough here and i am on the other side of the world.... not even in the same hemisphere!!!!!!! You know sometimes i feel that we Australians should have a chance the vote in the American presidential election...... Lord knows we have to deal with the outcomes of it.....
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | No kidding! The TV has been on "Obama Overload" for days! I am sick of it. I mean, good for him. He won an election!. But, as I said before, he has done nothing yet! Certainly NOT worthy of this garbage all over my friggin television day after day! There have been 43 others that have done at least as much (or more). Oh wait, is it because he is black??!?!?! AH!!!! And I thought this was not about race!
The Princess has tried to start that, "Oh you are just bitter" crap with me and I am quick to point out that the election is over. Why is it that I should drool over a man that has not done a thing as president, other than have dark skin color??? WHY? Because he is the first? Whoopee. That is not in the job description and will make NO difference when he actually has to do something. For all of this talk (and it clearly was only talk) that he "transcends" race, he and his sycophants are sure quick to scream about his color! Jeez, it is still on the local stations!
I have been in the position of "losing" the election in my life.I can handle that. I did not vote for Clinton either time! I got over it. Sure enough, for all of his hype, he proved to be just what I thought he was. I truly hope I am wrong about Obama. I want him to do well. It will serve me personally and that is important! But this is just too much. It has reached the point of stupidity. (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 3:02:48 PM)
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so, I just checked my email, and there is a breaking news report. so I wonder, riots in washington, a plane crash, drug bust??? nope
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Umm... Cars were invented in Germany. Or better said, it was an internal combustion engine on a carriage that was otherwise pulled by horses... But hey, it was a start.
Oh, and Germans drive on the right side of the road, as does entire continental Europe. I think that the left side is only in use in the former British empire.
Oh, and I agree about the lashes. Make them 50, tho.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Thursday, January 22, 2009 5:06:59 AM)| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | DC, sorry to disappoint you, but cars were invented in the USA and we say you, England, Japan (and I think Germany) all drive on the WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD! We invented the f***er...we make the rules. LOL! Anymore pouting about driving on the wrong side of the road will get you 20 lashes!
| | | devils_child wrote: | | Annex my country???? But Darth, I thought you loved me the way i was....... And no fricken way am i driving on the wrong side of the road.... The mother country drives on the left and so i shall continue to....
| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | Personally, I think my country should annex Austrailia. You already seem to get a ton of our news (probably even some of the more irrelevant stuff). Think of it as a natural progression. We'll just have to teach you folks to drive on the right side of the road! HA!
| | | devils_child wrote: | | LOL... you're sick of it?.... Im an Australian and i'm fricken sick of seeing Obama's mug plastered all over my AUSTRALIAN news papers, magazines.... etc. I don't watch the news for this precise reason. It's all full of American politics........... seriously he got first page of the Sunday paper....PLUS a 4 page spread... No offence Americans but he does not run this country, well at least that's what i'd like to believe. Yes, he should get some mention, but he has been all over every form of media in this country of mine for what feels like an eternity now.... I can't imagine what you have to deal with over in the U.S.... it's bad enough here and i am on the other side of the world.... not even in the same hemisphere!!!!!!! You know sometimes i feel that we Australians should have a chance the vote in the American presidential election...... Lord knows we have to deal with the outcomes of it.....
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | No kidding! The TV has been on "Obama Overload" for days! I am sick of it. I mean, good for him. He won an election!. But, as I said before, he has done nothing yet! Certainly NOT worthy of this garbage all over my friggin television day after day! There have been 43 others that have done at least as much (or more). Oh wait, is it because he is black??!?!?! AH!!!! And I thought this was not about race!
The Princess has tried to start that, "Oh you are just bitter" crap with me and I am quick to point out that the election is over. Why is it that I should drool over a man that has not done a thing as president, other than have dark skin color??? WHY? Because he is the first? Whoopee. That is not in the job description and will make NO difference when he actually has to do something. For all of this talk (and it clearly was only talk) that he "transcends" race, he and his sycophants are sure quick to scream about his color! Jeez, it is still on the local stations!
I have been in the position of "losing" the election in my life.I can handle that. I did not vote for Clinton either time! I got over it. Sure enough, for all of his hype, he proved to be just what I thought he was. I truly hope I am wrong about Obama. I want him to do well. It will serve me personally and that is important! But this is just too much. It has reached the point of stupidity. (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 3:02:48 PM)
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so, I just checked my email, and there is a breaking news report. so I wonder, riots in washington, a plane crash, drug bust??? nope
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| [Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Thursday, January 22, 2009 5:06:59 AM | |
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DC, sorry to disappoint you, but cars were invented in the USA and we say you, England, Japan (and I think Germany) all drive on the WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD! We invented the f***er...we make the rules. LOL! Anymore pouting about driving on the wrong side of the road will get you 20 lashes!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 5:37:16 AM)| | | devils_child wrote: | | Annex my country???? But Darth, I thought you loved me the way i was....... And no fricken way am i driving on the wrong side of the road.... The mother country drives on the left and so i shall continue to....
| | | Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: | | Personally, I think my country should annex Austrailia. You already seem to get a ton of our news (probably even some of the more irrelevant stuff). Think of it as a natural progression. We'll just have to teach you folks to drive on the right side of the road! HA!
| | | devils_child wrote: | | LOL... you're sick of it?.... Im an Australian and i'm fricken sick of seeing Obama's mug plastered all over my AUSTRALIAN news papers, magazines.... etc. I don't watch the news for this precise reason. It's all full of American politics........... seriously he got first page of the Sunday paper....PLUS a 4 page spread... No offence Americans but he does not run this country, well at least that's what i'd like to believe. Yes, he should get some mention, but he has been all over every form of media in this country of mine for what feels like an eternity now.... I can't imagine what you have to deal with over in the U.S.... it's bad enough here and i am on the other side of the world.... not even in the same hemisphere!!!!!!! You know sometimes i feel that we Australians should have a chance the vote in the American presidential election...... Lord knows we have to deal with the outcomes of it.....
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | No kidding! The TV has been on "Obama Overload" for days! I am sick of it. I mean, good for him. He won an election!. But, as I said before, he has done nothing yet! Certainly NOT worthy of this garbage all over my friggin television day after day! There have been 43 others that have done at least as much (or more). Oh wait, is it because he is black??!?!?! AH!!!! And I thought this was not about race!
The Princess has tried to start that, "Oh you are just bitter" crap with me and I am quick to point out that the election is over. Why is it that I should drool over a man that has not done a thing as president, other than have dark skin color??? WHY? Because he is the first? Whoopee. That is not in the job description and will make NO difference when he actually has to do something. For all of this talk (and it clearly was only talk) that he "transcends" race, he and his sycophants are sure quick to scream about his color! Jeez, it is still on the local stations!
I have been in the position of "losing" the election in my life.I can handle that. I did not vote for Clinton either time! I got over it. Sure enough, for all of his hype, he proved to be just what I thought he was. I truly hope I am wrong about Obama. I want him to do well. It will serve me personally and that is important! But this is just too much. It has reached the point of stupidity. (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 3:02:48 PM)
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so, I just checked my email, and there is a breaking news report. so I wonder, riots in washington, a plane crash, drug bust??? nope
Obama is sworn in as the 44th US president. WTF, how is this breaking news. anyone not know that today at around noon eastern this was going down? |
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| [ron h] Thursday, January 22, 2009 4:56:27 AM | |
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Well, as you know Soy, I usually don't rant about my personal issues...and it didn't start out that way, but I do have a threshold like everyone else...sorry guys and gals!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 8:51:43 PM)| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | WELL STATED...'TIS REFRESHING,NOT TO MENTION WELL RECEIVED,TO HEAR ONE OF IT'S OWN CITIZENS TELL IT LIKE IT IS FOR A CHANGE...
| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | I am soooooooo sorry for forgetting the Animal Rights thing...didn't we cover that in the Jake 'the Snake' discussion?? As far as Obama goes...I am so tired of poltics, I get the historical significance of it all, but what people forget is that if we hadn't been such a backwards ass country by enslaving other humans and denying civil liberties to humans, this would have been just another election...so I say stand up and be proud America, lets show the World that we're just as f**ked up as anyone else...there, I'm done!!!
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| [devils_child] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 9:08:42 PM | |
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oh you know it, at least it's overcast today. I do the whole cold rinse after my evening jog, it helps cool me down and stops muscle cramps.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 8:59:28 PM)| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | STILL SWEATING BY THE WAY?...A LITTLE TIP FOR YA': NEXT TIME YOU SHOWER OFF,RINSE YOURSELF DOWN WITH COOL WATER FOR A MINUTE OR TWO,IT WILL HELP.  ...
| | | devils_child wrote: | | Haha! Ron must be one in a million, as i had long suspected...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | WELL STATED...'TIS REFRESHING,NOT TO MENTION WELL RECEIVED,TO HEAR ONE OF IT'S OWN CITIZENS TELL IT LIKE IT IS FOR A CHANGE...
| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | I am soooooooo sorry for forgetting the Animal Rights thing...didn't we cover that in the Jake 'the Snake' discussion?? As far as Obama goes...I am so tired of poltics, I get the historical significance of it all, but what people forget is that if we hadn't been such a backwards ass country by enslaving other humans and denying civil liberties to humans, this would have been just another election...so I say stand up and be proud America, lets show the World that we're just as f**ked up as anyone else...there, I'm done!!!
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STILL SWEATING BY THE WAY?...A LITTLE TIP FOR YA': NEXT TIME YOU SHOWER OFF,RINSE YOURSELF DOWN WITH COOL WATER FOR A MINUTE OR TWO,IT WILL HELP. ...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 8:55:54 PM)| | | devils_child wrote: | | Haha! Ron must be one in a million, as i had long suspected...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | WELL STATED...'TIS REFRESHING,NOT TO MENTION WELL RECEIVED,TO HEAR ONE OF IT'S OWN CITIZENS TELL IT LIKE IT IS FOR A CHANGE...
| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | I am soooooooo sorry for forgetting the Animal Rights thing...didn't we cover that in the Jake 'the Snake' discussion?? As far as Obama goes...I am so tired of poltics, I get the historical significance of it all, but what people forget is that if we hadn't been such a backwards ass country by enslaving other humans and denying civil liberties to humans, this would have been just another election...so I say stand up and be proud America, lets show the World that we're just as f**ked up as anyone else...there, I'm done!!!
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Haha! Ron must be one in a million, as i had long suspected...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 8:51:43 PM)| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | WELL STATED...'TIS REFRESHING,NOT TO MENTION WELL RECEIVED,TO HEAR ONE OF IT'S OWN CITIZENS TELL IT LIKE IT IS FOR A CHANGE...
| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | I am soooooooo sorry for forgetting the Animal Rights thing...didn't we cover that in the Jake 'the Snake' discussion?? As far as Obama goes...I am so tired of poltics, I get the historical significance of it all, but what people forget is that if we hadn't been such a backwards ass country by enslaving other humans and denying civil liberties to humans, this would have been just another election...so I say stand up and be proud America, lets show the World that we're just as f**ked up as anyone else...there, I'm done!!!
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 8:51:43 PM | |
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WELL STATED...'TIS REFRESHING,NOT TO MENTION WELL RECEIVED,TO HEAR ONE OF IT'S OWN CITIZENS TELL IT LIKE IT IS FOR A CHANGE...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 7:24:48 PM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | I am soooooooo sorry for forgetting the Animal Rights thing...didn't we cover that in the Jake 'the Snake' discussion?? As far as Obama goes...I am so tired of poltics, I get the historical significance of it all, but what people forget is that if we hadn't been such a backwards ass country by enslaving other humans and denying civil liberties to humans, this would have been just another election...so I say stand up and be proud America, lets show the World that we're just as f**ked up as anyone else...there, I'm done!!!
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I am soooooooo sorry for forgetting the Animal Rights thing...didn't we cover that in the Jake 'the Snake' discussion?? As far as Obama goes...I am so tired of poltics, I get the historical significance of it all, but what people forget is that if we hadn't been such a backwards ass country by enslaving other humans and denying civil liberties to humans, this would have been just another election...so I say stand up and be proud America, lets show the World that we're just as f**ked up as anyone else...there, I'm done!!!
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| [ron h] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 6:42:14 PM | |
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Soy, there's a few things I know you take seriously...
1 Hockey
2 Beer
3 Music
4 Farting on your couch
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5 Marie Osmond
...everything else is fair game!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 11:45:01 AM) |
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| [spapad] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 6:30:39 PM | |
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The US media, wether it be Hollywood, Music, or Politicians all have their "idols" for the "enquiring minds who want to know!" Oversaturation of everyone famous is just an onslaught of media hype. Apparently there are enough people out there that eat this stuff up!
President and Mrs. Obama are just the "brangelina" of the News outlets. And lets face it. The media thinks we are all glutenous pigs for this stuff.
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| [Deep Freeze] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 3:59:51 PM | |
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HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 3:51:56 PM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Eh? Well, you certainly know how to confuse someone.... But just for the sake of argument, I offer to buy Obamas first presidential no. 2!!! I offer 20€. Anyone offers more?
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | NO!! It is not serious!!!
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | So... Let me just make sure... This is serious? Of for fucks sake...
Well, looking at the history of such bullshit, this one is not even the worst... Ive heard that years ago someone wanted to sell the "leftovers" of Jesuses circumcision...
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Who would buy Obamas turd? Apparently, you have not been paying attention to CNN the last couple days. It is my sincere surprise that there are not any reports of people sigining up to wipe his butt for him in the mornings...
As for Gitmo, I believe he is reconsidering but I am trying desperately NOT to watch any TV today.
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Oh, come on Freeze... Who would buy Obamas turd? Dont you think youre overreacting? Now if it was Lenins...
In any case... Didnt he already start the procedure to close down Guantanamo? I have to say that he is quick. Weve had a new government since autumn, and they barely got around deciding who gets to sit where!
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Oh Val! Please!! It is priceless! It is, afterall, the very first fecal matter ever produced by a black man in presidential history! I heard that there are several "turd parties" being planned across this great nation in honor of this most historic event. Children in schools from coast to coast are, at this very moment, making paper mache turds to display proudly at events all over the nation! Why, I have even seen reports on the news of couple that named their child after the great, presidential log!!! It is truly an historic event and yet MORE proof that we have the "right man" for the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Imagine how much that presidential turd will cost if it were sold on ebay... 
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | BIG NEWS!!! This just in from the AP wire and CNN;
New U.S. president Barack Obama took the first presidential crap this morning!!!! Aides say he was magnificent as he sat there, grunting in glorious presidential dignity while, just outside the door, the adorable first family led by Michelle Obama, waited anxiously while wearing a Christian Dior robe and Gucci slippers thereby proving once and for all that, YES! We CAN!! And CHANGE has come to the White House!!!
Meanwhile, outside on the street, thousands and thousands of weeping supporters began cheering as the announcement of the first, historic flush spread like wild fire through the crowd. One woman, overcome with pride, exclaimed, "I never thought I would see the day that such a great man would pinch such an historic loaf!!!" Rumors quickly spread that Oprah Winfrey plans to do a special next week and have the famous turd as her guest, along with Tom Cruise. |
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Eh? Well, you certainly know how to confuse someone.... But just for the sake of argument, I offer to buy Obamas first presidential no. 2!!! I offer 20€. Anyone offers more?
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 3:48:17 PM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | NO!! It is not serious!!!
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | So... Let me just make sure... This is serious? Of for fucks sake...
Well, looking at the history of such bullshit, this one is not even the worst... Ive heard that years ago someone wanted to sell the "leftovers" of Jesuses circumcision...
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Who would buy Obamas turd? Apparently, you have not been paying attention to CNN the last couple days. It is my sincere surprise that there are not any reports of people sigining up to wipe his butt for him in the mornings...
As for Gitmo, I believe he is reconsidering but I am trying desperately NOT to watch any TV today.
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Oh, come on Freeze... Who would buy Obamas turd? Dont you think youre overreacting? Now if it was Lenins...
In any case... Didnt he already start the procedure to close down Guantanamo? I have to say that he is quick. Weve had a new government since autumn, and they barely got around deciding who gets to sit where!
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Oh Val! Please!! It is priceless! It is, afterall, the very first fecal matter ever produced by a black man in presidential history! I heard that there are several "turd parties" being planned across this great nation in honor of this most historic event. Children in schools from coast to coast are, at this very moment, making paper mache turds to display proudly at events all over the nation! Why, I have even seen reports on the news of couple that named their child after the great, presidential log!!! It is truly an historic event and yet MORE proof that we have the "right man" for the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Imagine how much that presidential turd will cost if it were sold on ebay...
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | BIG NEWS!!! This just in from the AP wire and CNN;
New U.S. president Barack Obama took the first presidential crap this morning!!!! Aides say he was magnificent as he sat there, grunting in glorious presidential dignity while, just outside the door, the adorable first family led by Michelle Obama, waited anxiously while wearing a Christian Dior robe and Gucci slippers thereby proving once and for all that, YES! We CAN!! And CHANGE has come to the White House!!!
Meanwhile, outside on the street, thousands and thousands of weeping supporters began cheering as the announcement of the first, historic flush spread like wild fire through the crowd. One woman, overcome with pride, exclaimed, "I never thought I would see the day that such a great man would pinch such an historic loaf!!!" Rumors quickly spread that Oprah Winfrey plans to do a special next week and have the famous turd as her guest, along with Tom Cruise. |
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NO!! It is not serious!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 3:46:12 PM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | So... Let me just make sure... This is serious? Of for fucks sake...
Well, looking at the history of such bullshit, this one is not even the worst... Ive heard that years ago someone wanted to sell the "leftovers" of Jesuses circumcision...
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Who would buy Obamas turd? Apparently, you have not been paying attention to CNN the last couple days. It is my sincere surprise that there are not any reports of people sigining up to wipe his butt for him in the mornings...
As for Gitmo, I believe he is reconsidering but I am trying desperately NOT to watch any TV today.
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Oh, come on Freeze... Who would buy Obamas turd? Dont you think youre overreacting? Now if it was Lenins...
In any case... Didnt he already start the procedure to close down Guantanamo? I have to say that he is quick. Weve had a new government since autumn, and they barely got around deciding who gets to sit where!
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Oh Val! Please!! It is priceless! It is, afterall, the very first fecal matter ever produced by a black man in presidential history! I heard that there are several "turd parties" being planned across this great nation in honor of this most historic event. Children in schools from coast to coast are, at this very moment, making paper mache turds to display proudly at events all over the nation! Why, I have even seen reports on the news of couple that named their child after the great, presidential log!!! It is truly an historic event and yet MORE proof that we have the "right man" for the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Imagine how much that presidential turd will cost if it were sold on ebay...
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | BIG NEWS!!! This just in from the AP wire and CNN;
New U.S. president Barack Obama took the first presidential crap this morning!!!! Aides say he was magnificent as he sat there, grunting in glorious presidential dignity while, just outside the door, the adorable first family led by Michelle Obama, waited anxiously while wearing a Christian Dior robe and Gucci slippers thereby proving once and for all that, YES! We CAN!! And CHANGE has come to the White House!!!
Meanwhile, outside on the street, thousands and thousands of weeping supporters began cheering as the announcement of the first, historic flush spread like wild fire through the crowd. One woman, overcome with pride, exclaimed, "I never thought I would see the day that such a great man would pinch such an historic loaf!!!" Rumors quickly spread that Oprah Winfrey plans to do a special next week and have the famous turd as her guest, along with Tom Cruise. |
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