| [devils_child] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 9:15:55 AM | |
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"boys and girls and DC"... are you implying im genderless?.... Thanks 
In Australia we have several names for the "outhouse".. I shall list a few for your enjoyment...
Thunderbox, crap shack, sh*t shack, the lavie, the netty, jacks, biffy, Sh*t house, earth closet, privy or just plain old 'dunny'.
Worst outhouse i have ever witnessed was one in Russia... Do Not... I Repeat DO NOT Even look inside one if you ever travel to Russia... they are filthy... I shudder at the thought.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:22:16 AM)| |  | _strat_ wrote: | | Why not? There are some FUN facts about bear poo that I bet you hadnt know (Freeze, sit down and take notes)!
Did you know that at winter the bear hybernates? Yes? Good boy. Do you know what that means? Yes, he sleeps for months at a time. Now, you ask me, how does he shit? Does he do it before he goes to sleep? What if he forgets? The thing is, boys and girls and DC, nature provides. NATURE PROVIDES! What? Well, in this case, ass-plugs!!! The fur around the bears anus sticks together and plugs his bunghole, so that the bear cannot shit during hybernation! YAAAY!!! Nature saves the day again! Not those powerpuff girls...
Well, the above is a testament of what being bored at work does to a person. The above is also true. Kind of. Sort of. I dont really know. I saw it on a wildlife documentary. Heard actualy, yes I heard it. Not saw it. I wouldnt want to see a bears ass plug.
| | | Head banger wrote: | | no, thats poo in the woods. which well, lets not discuss.
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| [Deep Freeze] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 8:20:06 AM | |
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| AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH........................ |
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| [_strat_] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:47:20 AM | |
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That answers the age old question of wheter or not a bear shits in the woods. But it also raises a new question: How does he flush, if there is no plumbing?
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:35:06 AM)| | | MG_Metalgoddess wrote: | | See.. LMAO
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:35:06 AM | |
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See.. LMAO
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| [_strat_] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:32:17 AM | |
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Not during the winter he doesnt! He seals that crack up, and nothing gets through!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:29:56 AM)| | | Head banger wrote: | | good lord. a bear shits where he wants to
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Why not? There are some FUN facts about bear poo that I bet you hadnt know (Freeze, sit down and take notes)!
Did you know that at winter the bear hybernates? Yes? Good boy. Do you know what that means? Yes, he sleeps for months at a time. Now, you ask me, how does he shit? Does he do it before he goes to sleep? What if he forgets? The thing is, boys and girls and DC, nature provides. NATURE PROVIDES! What? Well, in this case, ass-plugs!!! The fur around the bears anus sticks together and plugs his bunghole, so that the bear cannot shit during hybernation! YAAAY!!! Nature saves the day again! Not those powerpuff girls...
Well, the above is a testament of what being bored at work does to a person. The above is also true. Kind of. Sort of. I dont really know. I saw it on a wildlife documentary. Heard actualy, yes I heard it. Not saw it. I wouldnt want to see a bears ass plug.
| | | Head banger wrote: | | no, thats poo in the woods. which well, lets not discuss.
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| [Head banger] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:29:56 AM | |
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good lord. a bear shits where he wants to
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:22:16 AM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Why not? There are some FUN facts about bear poo that I bet you hadnt know (Freeze, sit down and take notes)!
Did you know that at winter the bear hybernates? Yes? Good boy. Do you know what that means? Yes, he sleeps for months at a time. Now, you ask me, how does he shit? Does he do it before he goes to sleep? What if he forgets? The thing is, boys and girls and DC, nature provides. NATURE PROVIDES! What? Well, in this case, ass-plugs!!! The fur around the bears anus sticks together and plugs his bunghole, so that the bear cannot shit during hybernation! YAAAY!!! Nature saves the day again! Not those powerpuff girls...
Well, the above is a testament of what being bored at work does to a person. The above is also true. Kind of. Sort of. I dont really know. I saw it on a wildlife documentary. Heard actualy, yes I heard it. Not saw it. I wouldnt want to see a bears ass plug.
| | | Head banger wrote: | | no, thats poo in the woods. which well, lets not discuss.
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:26:47 AM | |
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OMG its 7am and we are talking about bear ass plugs..........
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| [_strat_] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:22:16 AM | |
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Why not? There are some FUN facts about bear poo that I bet you hadnt know (Freeze, sit down and take notes)!
Did you know that at winter the bear hybernates? Yes? Good boy. Do you know what that means? Yes, he sleeps for months at a time. Now, you ask me, how does he shit? Does he do it before he goes to sleep? What if he forgets? The thing is, boys and girls and DC, nature provides. NATURE PROVIDES! What? Well, in this case, ass-plugs!!! The fur around the bears anus sticks together and plugs his bunghole, so that the bear cannot shit during hybernation! YAAAY!!! Nature saves the day again! Not those powerpuff girls...
Well, the above is a testament of what being bored at work does to a person. The above is also true. Kind of. Sort of. I dont really know. I saw it on a wildlife documentary. Heard actualy, yes I heard it. Not saw it. I wouldnt want to see a bears ass plug.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:15:14 AM)| | | Head banger wrote: | | no, thats poo in the woods. which well, lets not discuss.
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:18:41 AM | |
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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.. the bear turns to the rabbit and says... do ever get poop on your fur, while taking a crap ... The Rabbit says NO.... SO the bear wiped his ass with the Rabbit....
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| [Head banger] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:15:14 AM | |
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| [_strat_] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:12:33 AM | |
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| [Head banger] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:08:51 AM | |
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isnt peeing in the woods always the prefered choice anyway?
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Palmer Griffiths from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 12:19:14 AM)| | | Palmer Griffiths wrote: | | Is it just me or does anyone else find them Gross? Well the ones at the Priest Concert in Calgary weren't bad but man the ones at Camp Grounds I've been to are so bad I just decided I'd rather Pee in the woods! They were GROSS !  So Any Opinions on this ??? |
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| [_strat_] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 1:31:43 AM | |
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| Yeah, theyre pretty nasty. Not to mention always taken, even when you have to go so badly that youre willing to put up with the stench. At least thats how it was on the Maiden show over here. Probably because of the "fallen heroes" that passed out from booze even before the opening act came on, and then spent the rest of the show vomiting in the portables. Seriously, I cant understand the kind of people that pay 50 € to see a show, then sleep and vomit through it. |
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| [Palmer Griffiths] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 12:19:14 AM | |
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| Is it just me or does anyone else find them Gross? Well the ones at the Priest Concert in Calgary weren't bad but man the ones at Camp Grounds I've been to are so bad I just decided I'd rather Pee in the woods! They were GROSS ! So Any Opinions on this ??? |
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