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[Coyotee Bongwater] Sunday, June 10, 2012 1:08:03 PM
whenever its snowing really bad out and you have to drive like 20 mph on the highway, but there is one guy who just feels that since he has 4 wheel drive he can stil drive 70mph, and when you get a further down the road you see that vehicle totalled
[Head banger] Saturday, November 12, 2011 4:45:47 PM
The fact that the video of the day for the last few weeks on Igoogle is Emperor - The black wizards live. how the fuck that got to be the vid I dont know
[Steve Forrest] Saturday, November 12, 2011 4:16:41 PM
[METALMANJP] Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:42:24 PM
[METALMANJP] Tuesday, September 20, 2011 11:25:37 AM
Another - Charlie Sheen has so much snot and coke up his nostrils he named them the Hilton twins !!!!
[METALMANJP] Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:27:00 AM
Charlie Sheen's Roast. Jon Lovitz " How much blow can Charlie Sheen do "? "Enough to kill two and a half men". The show was hilarious !
[hellrider 31038] Sunday, September 04, 2011 10:00:04 PM
MY OLD LAWN MOWER
I DISCONNECTED THE GOVANER. MADE IT REV AND SOUND LIKE ONE OF THOSE RACE BIKES YOU SEE ON THE ROAD.HELL YEAH TOTAL KICK AS?MY NEIBOR ONCE TOLD ME IT SCARED HIM.LOL.
[_strat_] Friday, July 15, 2011 3:47:05 PM
Lol! I remember that one! Too bad they stopped showing it. The best episode was the one where they had to get of off their addictions... Which of course they didnt.
But speaking of British sitcoms, here is the best of the best:
More ridiculous articles... I mean.. Just did almost 600 words of a topic I know Nothing about and managed to make it sound kinda good lol.... I made sure that the client does not attatch my name to the articles. He pays me, I provide (a bit prostitutional sounding I know lol) but really... Oh well... for now it pays the bills, sorts out my personal trainer and dietician so I'm good lol.
I miss writing stuff that I like though, I must say.
What makes me laugh? Good question. I love watching Friends, and it always put a smile on my face. Which reminds me I'm pissed off right now.... Woop, woop! Movie time! Despicable me!!
[joedraper] Saturday, April 23, 2011 11:20:06 AM
My latest assignment... Where I'm contracted to write 10 420-500 word articles on SHIT, most of the topics I have no idea about but if people are dumb enough to read them and I get paid for it.. Well, why not. lol
[guidogodoy] Sunday, April 03, 2011 12:25:23 PM
HAAAAAAA!!!! "You made me into BEAKER!" <===Best...line...EVER!
The Dez Bryant (Dallas Cowboy wide receiver) incident where at a Dallas Mall he and 3 friends were asked by Police to "please pull up thier pants"!!!!!!
Yes that dumb-stupid fucking rap "look" where its worn by both black and white men for a "hip-hop-rap" look.....its "hip to wear your baggy pants around your thieghs" so your ass is hanging out.....that is some dumb retarded shit,I see it here,on TV and I'm sure you see it where you live too. LOL! Its sad when it became hip to pull your pants down in public!! lol!!
[spapad] Friday, February 18, 2011 9:28:46 PM
He hated her, he whined when we left him there. We left the window up just in case. This cat had class. From the time he came to our home, he asked to be fed and then found the bathroom and asked for a litterbox. My friend grabbed a cardboard box at the time and shreded paper in it, and he wen right away. The next day we got him a proper box. He was the best cat I ever knew, it hurt us to have to give him back to his owner, but we could tell he really liked his real owner. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Becks from Friday, February 18, 2011 9:24:49 PM)
Becks wrote:
LOL that is funny, he must have really not like that girl.
spapad wrote:
Some cats only play with it, and others you would think they just dropped acid. lol Fritz was the dropped acid cat. He would howl and attack that little mouse and them rub himself all over the carpet, and take off running. He was pure entertainment to us.
Funny thing about him. He showed up on our second story window ledge one night, we had no screens and the window was open so he just asked to come in and my friend Lisa gladly invited him in, as she's a cat person. He would not leave at the end of the evening, so we were stuck with him. Several months later a pciture of him went up on the wall at the store across the street. Turns out he was being cat sat by some noisy girl and he left. We took him back since he belonged to someone, but he came back again that night.
We finally told the girl we would keep the cat until his real owner returned as he obviously did not like her. lol
Becks wrote:
Haha sounds just like one of my cats, he went bananas and drooled everywhere, all over the toy, and his eyes were huge.
spapad wrote:
I love the way cats who are sensitive to the stuff get dialated eyes and really act like they are on some heavy mind blowing trip! We had a cat in college who decided to own us, even though I was allergic, but he was too cool to get rid of. He would go crazy on cat nip. Never seen anything like it. Within a half hour he was limp and drooling on the floor, and would sleep for a good three hours. We parted out the catnip in small doses due to his insanity.
Becks wrote:
Watching my cats tear their new catnip stuffed squirrel to shreds. I spilt the catnip on the floor too, to much merriment from both of them also, LOL.
[Becks] Friday, February 18, 2011 9:24:49 PM
LOL that is funny, he must have really not like that girl. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Friday, February 18, 2011 9:23:10 PM)
spapad wrote:
Some cats only play with it, and others you would think they just dropped acid. lol Fritz was the dropped acid cat. He would howl and attack that little mouse and them rub himself all over the carpet, and take off running. He was pure entertainment to us.
Funny thing about him. He showed up on our second story window ledge one night, we had no screens and the window was open so he just asked to come in and my friend Lisa gladly invited him in, as she's a cat person. He would not leave at the end of the evening, so we were stuck with him. Several months later a pciture of him went up on the wall at the store across the street. Turns out he was being cat sat by some noisy girl and he left. We took him back since he belonged to someone, but he came back again that night.
We finally told the girl we would keep the cat until his real owner returned as he obviously did not like her. lol
Becks wrote:
Haha sounds just like one of my cats, he went bananas and drooled everywhere, all over the toy, and his eyes were huge.
spapad wrote:
I love the way cats who are sensitive to the stuff get dialated eyes and really act like they are on some heavy mind blowing trip! We had a cat in college who decided to own us, even though I was allergic, but he was too cool to get rid of. He would go crazy on cat nip. Never seen anything like it. Within a half hour he was limp and drooling on the floor, and would sleep for a good three hours. We parted out the catnip in small doses due to his insanity.
Becks wrote:
Watching my cats tear their new catnip stuffed squirrel to shreds. I spilt the catnip on the floor too, to much merriment from both of them also, LOL.
[spapad] Friday, February 18, 2011 9:23:10 PM
Some cats only play with it, and others you would think they just dropped acid. lol Fritz was the dropped acid cat. He would howl and attack that little mouse and them rub himself all over the carpet, and take off running. He was pure entertainment to us.
Funny thing about him. He showed up on our second story window ledge one night, we had no screens and the window was open so he just asked to come in and my friend Lisa gladly invited him in, as she's a cat person. He would not leave at the end of the evening, so we were stuck with him. Several months later a pciture of him went up on the wall at the store across the street. Turns out he was being cat sat by some noisy girl and he left. We took him back since he belonged to someone, but he came back again that night.
We finally told the girl we would keep the cat until his real owner returned as he obviously did not like her. lol [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Becks from Friday, February 18, 2011 9:16:36 PM)
Becks wrote:
Haha sounds just like one of my cats, he went bananas and drooled everywhere, all over the toy, and his eyes were huge.
spapad wrote:
I love the way cats who are sensitive to the stuff get dialated eyes and really act like they are on some heavy mind blowing trip! We had a cat in college who decided to own us, even though I was allergic, but he was too cool to get rid of. He would go crazy on cat nip. Never seen anything like it. Within a half hour he was limp and drooling on the floor, and would sleep for a good three hours. We parted out the catnip in small doses due to his insanity.
Becks wrote:
Watching my cats tear their new catnip stuffed squirrel to shreds. I spilt the catnip on the floor too, to much merriment from both of them also, LOL.
[Becks] Friday, February 18, 2011 9:16:36 PM
Haha sounds just like one of my cats, he went bananas and drooled everywhere, all over the toy, and his eyes were huge. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Friday, February 18, 2011 9:12:29 PM)
spapad wrote:
I love the way cats who are sensitive to the stuff get dialated eyes and really act like they are on some heavy mind blowing trip! We had a cat in college who decided to own us, even though I was allergic, but he was too cool to get rid of. He would go crazy on cat nip. Never seen anything like it. Within a half hour he was limp and drooling on the floor, and would sleep for a good three hours. We parted out the catnip in small doses due to his insanity.
Becks wrote:
Watching my cats tear their new catnip stuffed squirrel to shreds. I spilt the catnip on the floor too, to much merriment from both of them also, LOL.
[spapad] Friday, February 18, 2011 9:12:29 PM
I love the way cats who are sensitive to the stuff get dialated eyes and really act like they are on some heavy mind blowing trip! We had a cat in college who decided to own us, even though I was allergic, but he was too cool to get rid of. He would go crazy on cat nip. Never seen anything like it. Within a half hour he was limp and drooling on the floor, and would sleep for a good three hours. We parted out the catnip in small doses due to his insanity. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Becks from Friday, February 18, 2011 8:58:00 PM)
Becks wrote:
Watching my cats tear their new catnip stuffed squirrel to shreds. I spilt the catnip on the floor too, to much merriment from both of them also, LOL.
[Becks] Friday, February 18, 2011 8:58:00 PM
Watching my cats tear their new catnip stuffed squirrel to shreds. I spilt the catnip on the floor too, to much merriment from both of them also, LOL.
[spapad] Friday, February 11, 2011 7:33:15 PM
I guess he thought he was the Prince. The Prince was a big enough asshole without having a sequel of his idiocy. But, at least he actually could box. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by jimmyjames from Friday, February 11, 2011 2:48:34 PM)
[Brian_Evans] Thursday, February 03, 2011 1:06:48 PM
[METALMANJP] Thursday, January 13, 2011 3:17:18 PM
Has anyone heard of prankdial? You can send an automated prank phone call to whom ever. Very,very funny !
[Budred] Tuesday, December 28, 2010 8:07:24 AM
[Budred] Tuesday, December 28, 2010 8:00:08 AM
I'm a little late with this but I never got to see that house this year. The night I said I was going it rained. We
went for a drive on Christmas Eve to check out Christmas Lights and when we finally got to his place there was
nothing. When we got home we went online to his website and found that he moved to Michigan. (Gowen?) maybe.
I'll check again and post a link or find one of his vids on youtube to post. It was very disappointing. This guy does
a fantastic job. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Budred from Monday, November 29, 2010 9:02:49 AM)
Budred wrote:
That was pretty cool. The wife and I are going to check out a house tonight that does the same thing
only with Christmas music instead. The guy choreographs the lights to about a dozen different songs.
It takes about 45 minutes to watch. He uses a transmitter to put the music on the radio. I have video from
last year but the stereo wasn't up loud enough to pick up the music. I'm taking my car tonight so it should
pick up. If I get anything I'll post it. This guy goes all out so it should be cool. We'll see. Peace!
Becks wrote:
Christmas lights set to the tune of Slayer, LOL!!
Edited at: Tuesday, December 28, 2010 8:11:14 AM
[Head banger] Monday, December 27, 2010 6:26:17 PM
more likely to make one puke than laugh. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by running wild from Monday, December 27, 2010 5:34:21 PM)
running wild wrote:
things that make me laugh ? well how about some of the crap that passes for music these days ?
[the highway terror] Monday, December 27, 2010 5:34:21 PM
things that make me laugh ? well how about some of the crap that passes for music these days ?
[hellrider 31038] Friday, December 24, 2010 10:16:49 PM
glad to hear you got them new coats i consider the olds ones animal creulty look at NINA she looks terribly embarresed and CALVIN looks like. if you laugh at me i am going to bite your face off.lol.i can just see it now your giving them there new coats and they wont stop licking your face you tell them ok thats enough. and then you put the old coats on the floor and they both go over and they take a leak on them.lol. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:01:55 AM)
guidogodoy wrote:
Cute pooch, Hellrider!
As for mine, let the record show that they got new outdoor jackets a while ago. More for me, though, as I felt like an absolute tool walking them dressed like that. Nina might not have been happy but it sure made the neighbors smile as they drove past.
hellrider 31038 wrote:
MY DOG IS GROWLING AT YOURS.LOL
guidogodoy wrote:
They just told me that they are sorry. lol!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
PINK ONES TO.LOL.GOOD THING IT WAS ON A LEASH
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
lol! Yeah I know,just messin with ya! What an odd sight that would be,a dog in bedjamas huh? lol!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
LOL.THE DOG WAS WEARING BEDJAMAS.LOL
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
Hellrider.....what in the "BLEEP" are you doing walking outside in your bedjamas??? lol!!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
I ALMOST GOT ATTACKED BY A DOG WEARING BEDJAMAS THE OTHER DAY.LOL.GOOD THING IT WAS ON A LEASH
Edited at: Friday, December 24, 2010 10:18:09 PM
[FreakyMetalHead] Friday, December 24, 2010 12:39:55 AM
[guidogodoy] Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:18:21 PM
No, SHE is giving me shit. Therein lies the problem and need to drag that little mongrel kicking and howling out to do her buisiness in the winter.
Little monster would leave a landmine twice a day if left to her own volition. lol [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Thursday, December 23, 2010 10:41:39 PM)
spapad wrote:
Lucy has a pink belly and ventures into the yard sans clothing. NIna's not running the Iditarod, she's going to the bathroom. lol I'm just giving you shit for the fun of it! lol
guidogodoy wrote:
While that might go for Calvin, Nina isn't exactly a husky ready for the iditarod.
[spapad] Thursday, December 23, 2010 10:41:39 PM
Lucy has a pink belly and ventures into the yard sans clothing. NIna's not running the Iditarod, she's going to the bathroom. lol I'm just giving you shit for the fun of it! lol [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Thursday, December 23, 2010 10:28:26 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
While that might go for Calvin, Nina isn't exactly a husky ready for the iditarod.
[guidogodoy] Thursday, December 23, 2010 10:28:26 PM
While that might go for Calvin, Nina isn't exactly a husky ready for the iditarod.
Ok, prove your not a tool and post the new "doggie parkas". Let the board be the judge of those jackets!
guidogodoy wrote:
Cute pooch, Hellrider!
As for mine, let the record show that they got new outdoor jackets a while ago. More for me, though, as I felt like an absolute tool walking them dressed like that. Nina might not have been happy but it sure made the neighbors smile as they drove past.
hellrider 31038 wrote:
MY DOG IS GROWLING AT YOURS.LOL
guidogodoy wrote:
They just told me that they are sorry. lol!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
PINK ONES TO.LOL.GOOD THING IT WAS ON A LEASH
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
lol! Yeah I know,just messin with ya! What an odd sight that would be,a dog in bedjamas huh? lol!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
LOL.THE DOG WAS WEARING BEDJAMAS.LOL
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
Hellrider.....what in the "BLEEP" are you doing walking outside in your bedjamas??? lol!!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
I ALMOST GOT ATTACKED BY A DOG WEARING BEDJAMAS THE OTHER DAY.LOL.GOOD THING IT WAS ON A LEASH
[Head banger] Thursday, December 23, 2010 9:45:12 PM
Ok, prove your not a tool and post the new "doggie parkas". Let the board be the judge of those jackets!
guidogodoy wrote:
Cute pooch, Hellrider!
As for mine, let the record show that they got new outdoor jackets a while ago. More for me, though, as I felt like an absolute tool walking them dressed like that. Nina might not have been happy but it sure made the neighbors smile as they drove past.
hellrider 31038 wrote:
MY DOG IS GROWLING AT YOURS.LOL
guidogodoy wrote:
They just told me that they are sorry. lol!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
PINK ONES TO.LOL.GOOD THING IT WAS ON A LEASH
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
lol! Yeah I know,just messin with ya! What an odd sight that would be,a dog in bedjamas huh? lol!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
LOL.THE DOG WAS WEARING BEDJAMAS.LOL
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
Hellrider.....what in the "BLEEP" are you doing walking outside in your bedjamas??? lol!!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
I ALMOST GOT ATTACKED BY A DOG WEARING BEDJAMAS THE OTHER DAY.LOL.GOOD THING IT WAS ON A LEASH
[spapad] Thursday, December 23, 2010 8:49:59 PM
Ok, prove your not a tool and post the new "doggie parkas". Let the board be the judge of those jackets! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:01:55 AM)
guidogodoy wrote:
Cute pooch, Hellrider!
As for mine, let the record show that they got new outdoor jackets a while ago. More for me, though, as I felt like an absolute tool walking them dressed like that. Nina might not have been happy but it sure made the neighbors smile as they drove past.
hellrider 31038 wrote:
MY DOG IS GROWLING AT YOURS.LOL
guidogodoy wrote:
They just told me that they are sorry. lol!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
PINK ONES TO.LOL.GOOD THING IT WAS ON A LEASH
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
lol! Yeah I know,just messin with ya! What an odd sight that would be,a dog in bedjamas huh? lol!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
LOL.THE DOG WAS WEARING BEDJAMAS.LOL
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
Hellrider.....what in the "BLEEP" are you doing walking outside in your bedjamas??? lol!!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
I ALMOST GOT ATTACKED BY A DOG WEARING BEDJAMAS THE OTHER DAY.LOL.GOOD THING IT WAS ON A LEASH
[guidogodoy] Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:01:55 AM
Cute pooch, Hellrider!
As for mine, let the record show that they got new outdoor jackets a while ago. More for me, though, as I felt like an absolute tool walking them dressed like that. Nina might not have been happy but it sure made the neighbors smile as they drove past. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by hellrider 31038 from Wednesday, December 22, 2010 9:21:01 PM)
hellrider 31038 wrote:
MY DOG IS GROWLING AT YOURS.LOL
guidogodoy wrote:
They just told me that they are sorry. lol!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
PINK ONES TO.LOL.GOOD THING IT WAS ON A LEASH
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
lol! Yeah I know,just messin with ya! What an odd sight that would be,a dog in bedjamas huh? lol!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
LOL.THE DOG WAS WEARING BEDJAMAS.LOL
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
Hellrider.....what in the "BLEEP" are you doing walking outside in your bedjamas??? lol!!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
I ALMOST GOT ATTACKED BY A DOG WEARING BEDJAMAS THE OTHER DAY.LOL.GOOD THING IT WAS ON A LEASH
[hellrider 31038] Wednesday, December 22, 2010 11:24:07 PM
I can see the pug, Chihuahua, and Pomeranian. He's adorable! With that blood line he must think he's ten feet tall and bullet proof. lol
hellrider 31038 wrote:
he is part chuwawa however you spell it lol and pomeranian think he is part pug to cause he has a curly tail
spapad wrote:
Is your dog a Keeshound Hellrider? He's cute no matter what. What a cute baby!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
MY DOG IS GROWLING AT YOURS.LOL
guidogodoy wrote:
They just told me that they are sorry. lol!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
PINK ONES TO.LOL.GOOD THING IT WAS ON A LEASH
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
lol! Yeah I know,just messin with ya! What an odd sight that would be,a dog in bedjamas huh? lol!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
LOL.THE DOG WAS WEARING BEDJAMAS.LOL
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
Hellrider.....what in the "BLEEP" are you doing walking outside in your bedjamas??? lol!!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
I ALMOST GOT ATTACKED BY A DOG WEARING BEDJAMAS THE OTHER DAY.LOL.GOOD THING IT WAS ON A LEASH
[spapad] Wednesday, December 22, 2010 9:55:09 PM
I can see the pug, Chihuahua, and Pomeranian. He's adorable! With that blood line he must think he's ten feet tall and bullet proof. lol [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by hellrider 31038 from Wednesday, December 22, 2010 9:39:15 PM)
hellrider 31038 wrote:
he is part chuwawa however you spell it lol and pomeranian think he is part pug to cause he has a curly tail
spapad wrote:
Is your dog a Keeshound Hellrider? He's cute no matter what. What a cute baby!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
MY DOG IS GROWLING AT YOURS.LOL
guidogodoy wrote:
They just told me that they are sorry. lol!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
PINK ONES TO.LOL.GOOD THING IT WAS ON A LEASH
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
lol! Yeah I know,just messin with ya! What an odd sight that would be,a dog in bedjamas huh? lol!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
LOL.THE DOG WAS WEARING BEDJAMAS.LOL
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
Hellrider.....what in the "BLEEP" are you doing walking outside in your bedjamas??? lol!!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
I ALMOST GOT ATTACKED BY A DOG WEARING BEDJAMAS THE OTHER DAY.LOL.GOOD THING IT WAS ON A LEASH
[hellrider 31038] Wednesday, December 22, 2010 9:39:15 PM
he is part chuwawa however you spell it lol and pomeranian think he is part pug to cause he has a curly tail [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Wednesday, December 22, 2010 9:34:42 PM)
spapad wrote:
Is your dog a Keeshound Hellrider? He's cute no matter what. What a cute baby!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
MY DOG IS GROWLING AT YOURS.LOL
guidogodoy wrote:
They just told me that they are sorry. lol!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
PINK ONES TO.LOL.GOOD THING IT WAS ON A LEASH
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
lol! Yeah I know,just messin with ya! What an odd sight that would be,a dog in bedjamas huh? lol!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
LOL.THE DOG WAS WEARING BEDJAMAS.LOL
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
Hellrider.....what in the "BLEEP" are you doing walking outside in your bedjamas??? lol!!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
I ALMOST GOT ATTACKED BY A DOG WEARING BEDJAMAS THE OTHER DAY.LOL.GOOD THING IT WAS ON A LEASH
I guess he thought he was the Prince. The Prince was a big enough asshole without having a sequel of his idiocy. 
Agreed!