Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are

> giving you a hard time!!!!!!!

> A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a

> refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told

> her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

> Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started

> screaming,

>

> 'PINCH MY NIPPLES,

> PINCH MY NIPPLES,

> PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!'

> The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager In front of a

> growing crowd of customers.

> The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's wrong?'

> She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that

> he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

> Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,

>

> 'PINCH MY NIPPLES,

> PINCH MY NIPPLES,

> PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'

> Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!

> In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'

> ! ; In a huff, the woman says,

>

> 'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED !!'

> The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!