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[scorpion01] Saturday, November 15, 2008 10:46:06 PM 
JOEY! JOEY! JOEY! JOEY MacDONALS HAS LOOKED LIKE PATRICK ROY THE LAST TWO GAMES AGAINST OTTOWA. ISLANDERS WIN TWO IN A ROW OVER A TEAM THEY NEVER BEAT. THE  YOUNG KIDS FRANZ NEILSON, KYLY OKPOSO, SEAN BERGENHEIM, JOSH BAILEY, JEFF TAMBOLINI, CHRIS CAMPOLI  HAVE LOOKED REAL GOOD. I DON'T HAVE GREAT EXPECTATIONS BUT THEY ARE A LOT OF FUN TO WATCH AND WILL BE GREAT TO SEE THEM MESH OVER THE NEXT COUPLE OF YEARS TOGETHER.
[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, November 15, 2008 11:02:08 AM 
DENTAL FLOSS...CATGUT...BARBED WIRE...WHAAAAAAAATEVER....I'M UP FOR IT!!!...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Saturday, November 15, 2008 6:51:58 AM)
[mmmmmm] Saturday, November 15, 2008 7:00:39 AM 

The Feed DPK club ??--DPK --if ya would have said something I'd have gladly sent you some of my RPB Cups but no you threaten me & hurt my wittle feelings & to top it all off you lace my goodies with ex-lax --what the hell kind of friend are ya ??--now as for your g/f -using your whip --didn't she tell you she's one of us *sinful * gals & she's on my side ??--bet ya didn't know that didya ??--sleep with 1 eye open real wide like ok ??
& while we're on the subject what's wrong with Vince Lacavilier of TB & Eli Manning of the NY Giants --both are eye candy for me --same as La Sid--me thinks you are just jealous 'cause MY PITTSBURGH PENGUINS BEAT YOUR PHILLY ISLANDERS IN A 3 PLUS SHOOTOUT

So what do ya think of that --you did all those dastardly criminal acts to me & oh little "ol me did was tell ya that MY PENGUINS BEAT YOUR ISLANDERS !!--I was just being a good sportswoman in case you missed the game 


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Friday, November 14, 2008 9:09:40 PM)
[mmmmmm] Saturday, November 15, 2008 6:51:58 AM 
Dental floss ??--Soy--I hate to break it to ya but we use catgut fishing line --more sturdy to hold a man ( ?? ) like you in bondage
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Friday, November 14, 2008 4:53:23 PM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, November 14, 2008 9:09:40 PM 

They're tainted Peanut M&M's lana.  As for the 5000 or so RPB Cups, lets just say they were donated to a good cause (the feed DPK Fund).  As for killing La Sid, I hold him in the same regard I hold Vincent Lacavilier of Tampa Bay and Eli Manning of the Giants....seek & destroy!

As for you attempting to beat me to a bloody unrecognizable pulp, my g/f said you come near me and she'll rip you up and use my whip on ya.  Oh...I've said too much me thinks. 

And I would never ridicule you lana...I don't condone that sort of talk.


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Friday, November 14, 2008 4:32:57 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 5:49:57 PM 
HOPE YOU'RE FEELING BETTER SOON ....NO GAMES ON HERE AT MY END OF THE COUNTRY,BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO WATCH OUT THERE ...I'M FOCUSING ALL MY ENERGY (AND VOODOO) ON THE CFL PLAYOFF GAME TOMORROW HOPING MY ESKIMOS CAN PULL OFF A BIG WIN AND GET TO THE GREY CUP NEXT WEEKEND...BEING I'LL BE AT THE CUP IN MONTREAL,IT WOULD BE AN ADDED BONUS ...SO THROW YOUR SUPPORT BEHIND ME  TOMORROW AT 1 PM AND ROOT FOR THE ESKIES...THEN WE CAN GO BACK TO FIGHTING WITH EACH OTHER!......
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Friday, November 14, 2008 5:40:56 PM)
[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Friday, November 14, 2008 5:40:56 PM 

LOL... They dont call me lady evil for nothin...lol

So any hockey games tonight??  I havent looked I went to lay down .. I was not feeling well..


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Friday, November 14, 2008 5:38:55 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 5:38:55 PM 
OOOOOOOO....NOW MY EARS JUST GOT ALL FUZZY AND PERKED UP LIKE I WAS A HUNTIN' YOU  ON A FULL MOON...MY AUNTIE M WANTS TO JOIN THE 'PUNISH SOY CLUB'...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Friday, November 14, 2008 5:35:32 PM)
[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Friday, November 14, 2008 5:35:32 PM 

You know what I do to you if I got my paws on you  SOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Friday, November 14, 2008 3:01:06 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 5:27:58 PM 
THE LIGHTNING FIRE COACH MELROSE...DON'T KNOW WHY THEY EVEN HIRED HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE..GO BACK TO ESPN OR WHATEVER THE HELL STATION YOU WERE ON DOWN SOUTH AND TRY TO TALK HOCKEY THERE...WATCH FOR MELROSE TO START RUNNIN' HIS MOUTH ABOUT THE LIGHTNING ORGANIZATION THAT'S HIS STYLE.
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 5:23:35 PM 
OHHHHHH HURT ME,HURT ME BABY!......I'LL BE WAITING,BRING EXTRAS,I NEED A GOOD NAUGHTY WHOOPIN'.... I'VE BEEN BAD....I'VE BEEN VERY BAD!...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Friday, November 14, 2008 4:55:15 PM)
[mmmmmm] Friday, November 14, 2008 4:55:15 PM 
you're next Soy--sleep with both eyes open !!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Friday, November 14, 2008 4:53:23 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 4:53:23 PM 
NOW LOOK...DON'T PLAY THE SLIPPERY EEL WITH ME!...I GOT NUTTIN' AGAINST CROSBY,HELL
HE'S A FELLOW CANADIAN ....RIDICULE AND THREATEN?...WHERE,WHEN?...AS FOR GETTING THE REST OF THE SINFUL GALS TOGETHER TO PUNISH...GO AHEAD I SAY,IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME I WAS TIED UP WITH DENTAL FLOSS AND PROPERLY...OOPS,
I'VE SAID TOOOO MUCH.........

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Friday, November 14, 2008 4:32:57 PM)
[mmmmmm] Friday, November 14, 2008 4:32:57 PM 
DC--watch out for that DPK-he laced my RPB Cups with ex-lax & I just now got off the pot
now onto more pressing business
DPK & Soy--  let me get this straight --you wanna threaten my RPB Cups--surround me with a moat filled with peanut M & M's-----call me dim Dora & ask me to kill the gorgeuos Sidney Crosby ??
is that all 

well here goes 

this is DPK & Soy before I beat them both to a bloody unrecognizable pulp--
this is me beating them to a bloody unrecognizable pulp--   
this is them after being beaten to a bloody unrecognizable pulp--
this is me saving Sidney Crosby from harm-- & eating the  moat of peanut M & M's
so do ya see the pattern ?? you guys look just the same half w-wits after the beating as before & I still come out smelling like a rose & with Sidney Crosby --me thinks you too are so totally jealous of me that all you can do is ridicule me & threaten me --don't ya boys know I'm protected by the sinful gals--wait til I tell them how I've been treated
[Head banger] Friday, November 14, 2008 4:06:32 PM 
I should subscribe to that one!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by scorpion01 from Friday, November 14, 2008 3:23:24 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 3:57:31 PM 

WELL VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE THEY SAY ...YES THE SENS GOT BOOED OFF THE ICE AFTER LOSING TO YOUR ISLES,I WORK IN OTTAWA AND THERE ARE MORE THAN A FEW DISGRUNTLED FANS I'LL TELL YA' ...BUT ISN'T THAT ALWAYS THE WAY WHEN YOUR TEAM STUMBLES A BIT?...JUST LIKE MY HABS,HARD TO FIGURE AS OF LATE,BUT I KEEP FAITH IN THEM THAT THEY'LL TURN IT AROUND. EARLY SEASON MYSTERIES WITH MOST TEAMS,THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT USUSALLY GOES.


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by scorpion01 from Friday, November 14, 2008 3:23:24 PM)
[scorpion01] Friday, November 14, 2008 3:23:24 PM 
HEY, IF YOU GET A GOOD STORY WE CAN HAVE IT PUBLISHED IN PENTHOUSE FORUM. I CAME HERE TO TALK ABOUT MY ISLANDERS ONE GAME WINNING STREAK AND I TYPED MY WAY INTO SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
Edited at: Friday, November 14, 2008 3:26:50 PM
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 3:01:06 PM 
YES I AM NAUGHTY!...NOW HAVING SAID THAT,JUST WHAT WOULD THE TWO OF YOU DO WITH ME IF YOU WERE CLEVER ENOUGH TO TRAP ME?...WELLLLLL...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Friday, November 14, 2008 11:13:20 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, November 14, 2008 1:14:11 PM 
Threatening?  My dear dc, did you not do any back reading?
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Friday, November 14, 2008 11:13:20 AM)
[devils_child] Friday, November 14, 2008 11:13:20 AM 
Are you two naughty boys threatening Lana's PB cups????? cos i'm her right hand girl and i won't let that happen......... *GRRRRRR*
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Friday, November 14, 2008 10:57:25 AM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 10:57:25 AM 
GOOD MOVE! ...I LOVE HER,BUT SOMETIMES SHE'S AS DIM AS A DIMLY LIT SHEEP WHO SLEEPS UNDER A TEN FOOT TALL NEON SIGN THAT FLASHES 'I'M DIM'.......NOW,NOW LANA...TEMPER,TEMPER.....
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Friday, November 14, 2008 10:50:15 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, November 14, 2008 10:50:15 AM 
Don't worry Soy!  I liberated the RPB Cups from her lair, and replaced them with ex-lax tainted RPB Cups!  On top of that, I've also had a moat put in around her lair filled with tainted Peanut M&M's which she cannot resist!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Friday, November 14, 2008 10:29:28 AM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 10:29:28 AM 
STOPPED COUNTING AT 3 HUH?...NO DOUBT THAT IS BECAUSE YOU'RE A FLOPPERS AND A PANGUINO FAN,YOU CAN'T COUNT PAST THREE!!!........."NO RPB CUPS FOR YOU"!!!!!...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Friday, November 14, 2008 7:06:55 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, November 14, 2008 10:06:05 AM 
My army of migrant farmers is also laying down a moat filled with tainted peanut m&m's unless you hand over the one known as Sidney Crosby or kill him.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Friday, November 14, 2008 9:38:34 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, November 14, 2008 9:52:47 AM 

Are you threatening me?  My army of clone Cornholio's will drive you to insanity!  Wuuuuhhhaaahaaaaaaaaaaa!


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Friday, November 14, 2008 9:38:34 AM)
[mmmmmm] Friday, November 14, 2008 9:38:34 AM 

Why you SCOUNDREL !!--that does it

as soon as I get off the pot & can stay off the pot  then I'll take you on a trip to *Lana's * dark side

so not a pretty sight --you're going down DPK--you're going down --just like bad bad Leroy Brown !!
phew !!--someone pass the Lysol !!

ooh ooh DPK --I gained 5000 lbs eating all the RPB Cups --I'm stuck to the toilet --a wittle help dislodging me please with extra please on top ??


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Friday, November 14, 2008 9:33:24 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, November 14, 2008 9:33:24 AM 
Oh, you ate the ex-lax RPB Cups?  Never underestimate the power of the dark side of the chocolate!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Friday, November 14, 2008 9:24:37 AM)
[mmmmmm] Friday, November 14, 2008 9:24:37 AM 
DPK--you're not  a smart fella are ya ??--I already anticipated your arrival & ate every single RPB Cup in the state of PA--NJ--NY & all surrouding areas --I gained 5000 lbs now so there is no way you fit in my door--when I am covering the whole house with my love handles !!--fooled again were ya ??
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Friday, November 14, 2008 8:10:01 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, November 14, 2008 8:10:01 AM 
HA!

This is me slipping into your house like a thief, disabling all of your traps and stealing all of your RPB Cups ----->

This is you after finding out your RPB Cups are gone ----->
This is me after eating all of them on the drive home ------->

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Friday, November 14, 2008 7:22:48 AM)
[mmmmmm] Friday, November 14, 2008 7:22:48 AM 
Not to me anyway--poor Ron has to type with his nose now so just try & eat my RPB Cups & see how far you'll get !!
lesson #1 this is me with all RPB Cups--       
this is you eating all my RPB Cups--
this is me beating you to a bloody unrecognizable pulp         
this is me after beating you to a bloody unrecognizable pulp & recapturing all the RPB Cups -- 

Any questions ??  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Friday, November 14, 2008 7:16:59 AM)
Edited at: Friday, November 14, 2008 7:27:11 AM
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, November 14, 2008 7:16:59 AM 
Lana, didn't I say I was into that sort of thing before?      [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Friday, November 14, 2008 7:15:18 AM)
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[mmmmmm] Friday, November 14, 2008 7:15:18 AM 
The hell you are DPK !!--just ask Ron what I did with his fingers & other  *body parts * when he ate my RPB Cups !!
I dare ya --just ask him !!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Friday, November 14, 2008 7:12:31 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, November 14, 2008 7:12:31 AM 
I'm going to find your PBC's and eat them! Grrrrrrrr.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Friday, November 14, 2008 7:06:55 AM)
[mmmmmm] Friday, November 14, 2008 7:06:55 AM 
My Pittsburgh Penguins beat The Philly Flyers in "I stopped counting at 3 " shootout
[ron h] Friday, November 14, 2008 4:07:39 AM 
Don't feel too bad, we lost on Wed. to 'em in OT!!!  I don't care for the shoot out...!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Thursday, November 13, 2008 10:20:41 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Thursday, November 13, 2008 10:55:24 PM 
...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOO....THAT'S RIGHT... PLAY WITH THE PIRANHA!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Thursday, November 13, 2008 10:35:12 PM)
[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Thursday, November 13, 2008 10:35:12 PM 
Gaaaaaaaaaawd.. Settle down  settle down.. Have a drink for christ sake.... LMAO

Um didnt the leafs whip their asses too a couple of nites ago???

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Thursday, November 13, 2008 10:20:41 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Thursday, November 13, 2008 10:20:41 PM 
WELL THOSE BASTARDS FROM BEANTOWN THUMPED MY HABS TONIGHT 6-1 ...I MEAN, I KNEW THE BRUINS WOULD WIN SOONER OR LATER AGAINST THEM...MY HABS HAD BEATEN THEM 12 IN A ROW PRIOR TO THIS,BUT THE FINAL RESULT IS A BIT OF A HEAD-SCRATCHER...ALTHOUGH I DIDN'T SEE MOST OF THE GAME,(THANKFULLY)....SO I'M NOT REALLY SURE HOW THIS CAME TO BE...THAT'S IT!...I'M DONE WATCHIN' HOCKEY FOR THE YEAR!!!  ...
[scorpion01] Wednesday, November 12, 2008 1:01:32 PM 

I AGREE WITH YOU HB. I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH A TIE. IF THEY WANT, MAKE OVERTIME 8 OR TEN MINUTES SO THERE ARE LESS TIES. I LOVE THE REGULAR SEASON. THE MORE HOCKEY THE BETTER. SATURDAY NIGHT WE HAD 5 GAMES ON TV IN THE NEW YORK AREA. THE ISLANDERS, RANGERS, DEVILS AND THE NHL NETWORK HAD THE CANADIANS/ MAPLE LEAFS AND THE CANUCKS/SHARKS.

ONLY HALF OF THE TEAMS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS SAME AS THE NBA. SAYING ALL THE TEAMS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS IS AN OLD RAP FROM WHEN THERE WERE 20 TEAMS AN 16 TEAMS MADE IT.  NOW THERE ARE 30 OR 32 TEAMS.

STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS ARE STILL THE BEST THING IN SPORTS.

[Head banger] Wednesday, November 12, 2008 12:07:16 PM 
I dont have a problem with a tie game.  but not all make the playoffs, thats the CFL.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Maple Syrup from Wednesday, November 12, 2008 11:56:25 AM)
[Maple Syrup] Wednesday, November 12, 2008 11:56:25 AM 
IMO: I friggin' hate shootouts.. This is where the game gets stupid.

Also, since everyone makes the playoffs anyway, why have a regular season?

Thats it. MSyrup
[mmmmmm] Wednesday, November 12, 2008 4:36:47 AM 

Flyers win & My Pitsburgh Penguins beat the Detroit Red Wings !

what do ya say now Soy ??


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Wednesday, November 12, 2008 4:12:41 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, November 12, 2008 4:12:41 AM 
Flyers 3, Islanders 1
Edited at: Wednesday, November 12, 2008 4:31:35 AM
[Head banger] Tuesday, November 11, 2008 11:12:24 PM 
flames kick the laughs ass's.  good on them.
[scorpion01] Tuesday, November 11, 2008 3:35:47 PM 
I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THE ISLANDERS ARE GOING TO HAVE THE WORST RECORD IN THE LEAGUE SO THEY MY GET HIM
[mmmmmm] Monday, November 10, 2008 4:44:07 PM 
uh Daffy Duck--I don't know Scorpio-- who will be the best amateur in the draft next year
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by scorpion01 from Monday, November 10, 2008 9:21:08 AM)
[scorpion01] Monday, November 10, 2008 9:21:08 AM 

MY ISLANDERS MAY NOT WIN A LOT OF GAMES, BUT THEY PLAY EXCITING GAMES EVERY NIGHT.

CONGRADS LANA

IF HOCKEY GAMES WERE 40 MINUTES THE ISLANDERS WOULD BE LIKE 12-2. BUT THERE NOT.

 WHO WILL BE THE BEST AMATURE PLAYER IN THE DRAFT NEXT YEAR??????????

[mmmmmm] Monday, November 10, 2008 4:54:20 AM 
Pittsburgh Penguins --won over the NY Islanders  
how's that for my bumble bee  team Ron ??
[ron h] Monday, November 10, 2008 4:09:43 AM 
As for you Mr.Soy...better hope we don't come to town and make chop S(o)uey out of you guys......yeah!!  I can talk all I want right now...(I'm a few months away from reality)...but I am enjoying an 8-3-3 record as much as anyone can!!!  Very unexpected, so I'm gonna ride it as long as I can...have the Bruins up next on Wed....
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Sunday, November 09, 2008 10:18:52 PM)
[ron h] Monday, November 10, 2008 4:03:06 AM 
You are an enabler Guido!!!  I am glad there are 2 of you now, but you've been transplanted to another part of the world ao it's not as fun...like when your Lions lose, it's something you've grown numb to...where's the open wound...
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