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[momo] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:21:17 PM 
When I worked at the hospital some one went into surgery to have a light bulb removed from his rectum, one of the long ones, said he sat on it accidentally. BTW it was Valentines Day
[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:18:56 PM 
U want embarrassing ER? Mate Charlie tried to light a fart as part of a drunken evening, it kinda went wrong and Derek drove him to the casualty department - Charlie had his ass out the window, they passed a police car - poor buggers didn't know what to do...i mean - how do u write THAT up??  lol.
[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:17:20 PM 
I've heard some pretty funny ones myself! My best friend's mom was a late night ER nurse!  How embarassing  to be the fool who passed out at a club, back in the days of disco, and have the ER people  cut away the pants to discover a cucumber taped to his leg! HA!! 
Of cours that was the eighties and tatoos were not something most people got, but her motto back then was more than 4 tatoos and your a loser! Once again, preface that remark with the time! It's a bit different now as so many people have body art.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:11:53 PM)
[.] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:16:53 PM 
Hello everyone. How is everybody this fine afternoon/evening/night/early morning/lunch time?
[guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:11:53 PM 
Funny thing is...I bet it has happened! Oh the stories I'm sure they could tell at the emergency room here.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:07:54 PM)
[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:07:54 PM 

Yeh, you could, but what if they get to looking around or there is actually a fork, stuck in your body, and they go to investigate? 
LMAO!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:02:45 PM)
Edited at: Monday, August 31, 2009 8:11:33 PM
[guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:02:45 PM 
You assume I have a phone in my shower, don't you?

Why, if I could make it to the phone, I could move to another room, right? See? I've got it all planned out...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Monday, August 31, 2009 7:57:31 PM)
[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:57:31 PM 
Imagine how embarassing that would be when you slipped on a plate, and had to call an ambulance because you injured yourself taking a shower with your dishes! You'd be the laughing stock of the the ER!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, August 31, 2009 7:44:54 PM)
[guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:44:54 PM 
I find that if you just put dirty dishes in the shower, you can kill two birds with one stone.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Becks from Monday, August 31, 2009 7:43:21 PM)
[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:43:21 PM 
LMAO Ron! Oh yes poor little Craig still has to do the dishes. Most of the time anyways hehe
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[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:10:42 PM 
<----waits to be killed...
[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:10:13 PM 
DO THE DISHES?????  U don't have a dog and bark yaself FFS!
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[ron h] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:00:46 PM 
You sissy Poor guy has to defend his country and do the dishes!!  That's criminal!!
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:49:55 PM 
Ahhh a dishwasher would be excellent! LOL! I need to go do some chores too, damnit, hehe.
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:48:06 PM 
Unfortunately, that is the chore I must go do now! I really need a Dishwasher as it is my most unfavorite job.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Becks from Monday, August 31, 2009 6:43:03 PM)
[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:43:03 PM 
LOL!!! Yeah, you need hot water for dishes, part of why Craig does them, he can stand really hot water whereas I can't! LOL!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Monday, August 31, 2009 6:40:10 PM)
[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:40:10 PM 
Humm, I should begin to use the "dish philosophy" with a certain tween who seems to be alien to washing dishes and as the water she would use would be very luke warm, I'm not so sure I want her washing my dishes? She'd cry and claim she was burned to use the water I wash dishes in.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Becks from Monday, August 31, 2009 6:37:04 PM)
[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:37:04 PM 
LOL!!!! Our cats and dog are snobby when it comes to sleeping places, they won't like his sweaty dirty uniform LOL!
My usual rules are if it's on the floor it's getting washed whether you like it or not, and if the dishes haven't been done I'm not feeding you, LOL!
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:30:44 PM 
I'd let the cat/dog use it for a bed for a few days and see if that changed his idea of the perfect place to leave dirty clothes. LOL
Pretty easy to see why I'm not married! I'm a bitch! HA!!!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Becks from Monday, August 31, 2009 6:27:34 PM)
[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:27:34 PM 
Oooh yay for a three day weekend!
Speaking of laundry, I just noticed that SOMEONE (not me lol) left his physical training uniform lying on the kitchen floor. Yeah like it's going to get clean lying there LOL!
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:25:04 PM 
I'm just glad to have Monday behind me and only four more days to go till a three day weekend! 
Other than that the never ending thankless task of laundry, but thank god the machines do all the work these days! I would have just been branded a major slacker in the old days when you took a washboard and soap to the local creek! LOL

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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:15:35 PM 
No I want to buy and awening with sides big enough to cover my whole driveway so I can forget the Plow! LOL
I suspect my front wheel drive Honda make just perform admirably in the snow as long as theres not 4 feet or more of it, like the blizzard of 92 was. I dug my toyota out of that mess and still couldn't get it to go, because of all the snow packed under it! Had to have it wenched from the driveway! LOL

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Monday, August 31, 2009 6:11:03 PM)
[Head banger] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:11:03 PM 
HA!

I am not selling snowplows currently.  want to buy a jeep?  HA!
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:08:57 PM 
Yeah
How are you this evening anyways? Enough of the woe is me stuff LOL!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Monday, August 31, 2009 6:06:40 PM)
[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:06:40 PM 
It'll happen, just takes time, and you already have the positive attitude.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Becks from Monday, August 31, 2009 6:04:48 PM)
[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:04:48 PM 
Spa - yep still have my part time job, so my insurances are still covered, and I get a wee bit of funny money every fortnight I really hope this is a foot in the door for me!
HRMG - thanks for your kind words. I think it means I will get some hours in the lab, but I am not sure yet. I'm trying to keep my chin up! Just another set back is all.
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[HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:00:52 PM 
Sorry to hear that Becks. But does this mean that you will get some hours with them and therefore training as well? If so, then that is GREAT! I know it sucks right now, but a lot of times you just need that one foot in the door so you can SHOW them how great you are! Then when the next job comes up, you will be on top of the list. We have pretty much gone to that way of hiring at the hospital in our lab - hire people per diem and see how they are. When a job comes open you know exactly who you want to hire and who you DON'T (if you know what I mean!).

I was actually going to suggest you go to the labs and see if you could intern or volunteer or something. That way they could see how you work and that you train easily. We LOVE people like that !

Keep your chin up, I KNOW it will happen for you soon - I can FEEL it!
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 5:58:35 PM 
You still have your part time job right now right? At least it keeps you busy to an extent and if the manager at the other place said he will keep your info on hand perhaps you shall get your foot in the door there soon.
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 5:50:49 PM 
Thanks Spa. You're right, its blimmin hard when there's not a lot to go around!
I really should do something productive LOL!
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 5:43:44 PM 
Sorry to hear about the job hunt Becks and Momo. It's hard to stay upbeat when you try to find a job and there are so few to be had.
Hopefully things wil turn around soon and more jobs will be available.

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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 5:21:16 PM 
Sounds like you have the same qualifications the biblical Noah had! LOL 
The way it's cooling down this year and raining all the time, I think as winter approches I better get busy looking for a large snow plow. We havent had a bad winter in years now, so we are due for a nasty one. The weather has been perfect for it! 
I hate digging my car out of snow, or worse having to clear the entire driveway of snow to the road. That really sucks.

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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 5:16:26 PM 
LOL I know the feeling!
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[momo] Monday, August 31, 2009 5:02:39 PM 
Gotta keep positive or I'll go crazy
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 4:51:27 PM 
There absolutely is Momo. That's a great attitude to have. Hopefully we both get great jobs soon!
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[momo] Monday, August 31, 2009 4:48:32 PM 
9 months for me, but I still haven't given up. I know there something out there for me.
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 4:46:41 PM 
Hey Momo, it really sucks doesn't it? I haven't worked full time in about 10 months. Everyone I have interviewed with has loved me - but they always decide to go with someone else who won't need as much training as me *sigh* and so it continues.
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[momo] Monday, August 31, 2009 4:44:19 PM 
Hi Becks I feel your pain I haven't had any luck in finding a job either.
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 4:41:56 PM 
Morning everyone. A shit start to the day here - I got turned down from another job. It was the boss who rang me this time, not the HR guy. He said I interviewed really well etc etc but unfortunately came up against someone who already worked for them (part time or casual I think). He said he is going to keep all my details and add me to the pool of casual employees.
Still, I feel really really awful.
[Painkiller87] Monday, August 31, 2009 10:00:52 AM 
Morning all Metalheads! Another week begins and the month of August is almost over, and it was a decent month for the most part too.
[Bev] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:10:59 AM 
Have a fantastic MetalMonday JP.com!   

I know I plan to - Cheers!
[ron h] Monday, August 31, 2009 4:16:42 AM 
Good morning Metalmanaiacs

[Becks] Sunday, August 30, 2009 10:25:26 PM 
LOL Head Banger!
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[Head banger] Sunday, August 30, 2009 10:00:05 PM 
btw  Spa how did I get designated the arc builder.  I am arthritic, sit at a desk and live in the desert. 
[Head banger] Sunday, August 30, 2009 9:59:09 PM 
how can you tell a farmer is dead?  

a.  he stops complaining.
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[spapad] Sunday, August 30, 2009 7:54:14 PM 
You Damn striaght Go Hokies!
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[Becks] Sunday, August 30, 2009 6:34:21 PM 
Thats true, LOL. I don't watch american football myself, I prefer rugby LOL. But I don't watch that very much anymore either.
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[spapad] Sunday, August 30, 2009 6:33:21 PM 
Be back later, got to go do domestic stuff.
[ron h] Sunday, August 30, 2009 6:33:09 PM 
V Tech is always a good bet for me on my parlay cards!!!! 

Go Hokies!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[spapad] Sunday, August 30, 2009 6:29:43 PM 
You never know why people pick to be fans of some teams! I in general dont whatch Pro Football as I just had enough of it when I was young. But I am still a fan of college games and  VA Tech in general! They do pretty good each season maybe not the best at all times but the almost always end up in a bowl game.
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[ron h] Sunday, August 30, 2009 6:26:05 PM 
...better yet, my buddy's coming by with a 2 liter of coke and a pack of smokes so I don't have to go anywhere but continue to get primed
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