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[Phantom A6] Sunday, October 12, 2008 12:09:42 PM 
He's not mad?  Are you sure?  He's the maddest mad man living on the third stone from the sun!  A man that shared his Moosehead and Becks with every elk he can find in the forrest he's living in.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Sunday, October 12, 2008 12:39:19 AM)
[ron h] Sunday, October 12, 2008 12:07:20 PM 
Oh Woman...can't slip anything passed you, can I??  there's absolutely nothing wrong with the 'vertically challenged' I'm a true believer that some of the best things in life come in short tiny packages actually, it's quite the opposite...being 6'1, most ladies are shorter (w/o heels) than I am...so a taller woman actually stands out from the rest...but that's not a bad thing  besides, a woman that is big enough to (pardon the term) manhandle someone my size can be intimidating  
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by WhiskeyWoman from Sunday, October 12, 2008 11:47:59 AM)
[WhiskeyWoman] Sunday, October 12, 2008 11:47:59 AM 
  So....  "Ronnie"...
I'd like to know what's wrong with short , um... I mean, vertically-challenged people!!???
Hmm...?

... and this better be good...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Saturday, October 11, 2008 9:30:33 PM)
[mmmmmm] Sunday, October 12, 2008 5:40:37 AM 

What are friends for Soy ???? 


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Sunday, October 12, 2008 2:19:35 AM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Sunday, October 12, 2008 2:19:35 AM 
THANKS ...I KNEW YOU'D SAVE ME......
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Sunday, October 12, 2008 12:39:19 AM)
[mmmmmm] Sunday, October 12, 2008 12:39:19 AM 

Mad as a balloon  behavior ??--puuullleeeeeeaaaaaaassssssseeeee Soy !!
Give me a break !!
You're not mad--you have gas in your sasafras--take  2  Beano's & call me on line toot in the morning !!!


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Saturday, October 11, 2008 10:05:23 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, October 11, 2008 10:05:23 PM 
OH WELL.......I GUESS THERE'S NO ONE OUT HERE WHO CAN KEEP UP TO MY "MAD AS A BALLOON" BEHAVIOUR......
[ron h] Saturday, October 11, 2008 9:30:33 PM 
Hhmmmm.....a tall one...aren't many of you around...(and that's too bad )
so what does that make you without your boots, about 5'8-5'9??

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lizash from Saturday, October 11, 2008 9:24:48 PM)
[lizash [Banned]] Saturday, October 11, 2008 9:24:48 PM 
I'm 6' 2" with my Jack Boots! Im a man's nightmare or dream! LOL
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by caronctm from Friday, October 10, 2008 1:46:55 AM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, October 11, 2008 9:15:14 PM 

TOMFOOLERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

[Head banger] Friday, October 10, 2008 7:25:03 AM 
men and women are atracted to different things, men are more visual, well, I dont pretend to understand women, but thats why men dont put as much effort into looks, women dont just judge on them.  men dont after the first 5 minutes, but the first 5 are critical.  or so I read.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by caronctm from Friday, October 10, 2008 1:27:34 AM)
[caronctm] Friday, October 10, 2008 1:46:55 AM 
lizash,   I love my boots too!   They do the same for me, making me feel tall and powerfull!  I like a platform front though because I'm so short!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lizash from Thursday, October 09, 2008 8:22:23 PM)
[caronctm] Friday, October 10, 2008 1:43:49 AM 
ronhartsell-- 
Uhh- ohh!!   Ideas can be dangerous!!   But i'd like to see what you could come up with!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Wednesday, October 08, 2008 5:55:12 PM)
[caronctm] Friday, October 10, 2008 1:40:44 AM 
Deep Freeze-  egg with a rubberband around it !!!!   hahahahahahaahah!!!!!  Thanks for the visual!!!   post that photo!!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, October 08, 2008 7:34:23 AM)
[caronctm] Friday, October 10, 2008 1:38:32 AM 
lana-- OUCH!!!  sneakers huh?  blame it on the hill!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Wednesday, October 08, 2008 7:30:17 AM)
[caronctm] Friday, October 10, 2008 1:27:34 AM 
Headbanger, you're right.
And what was the intention for changing the shape and angle? It was so that women would then be more "attractive" in mens eyes. 
Translation = sexy.
Now I have no problem with wearing heels or thongs or another article of clothing that might please my man, but let's see men put the same effort forth to please their women!!!!!! 
Not for nothing, but I've gotten compliments on my rear!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Wednesday, October 08, 2008 7:17:35 AM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Thursday, October 09, 2008 9:37:30 PM 

OCT. 9, 1990...McDONALDS OPENS IT'S ARCHES IN CHINA,HAPPY ANNIVERSARY...I GUESS ...AND TO BEING ONE OF THE GREATEST CONTRIBUTORS FOR PEOPLE HAVING TO WEAR EXTRA LARGE PANTS IN AMERICA AND BEYOND!...

[lizash [Banned]] Thursday, October 09, 2008 8:22:23 PM 
I love my boots! I feel powerfull when I put them on! And! really tall!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by paperflowers from Thursday, October 09, 2008 5:59:56 PM)
[paperflowers] Thursday, October 09, 2008 5:59:56 PM 
ROFL spike heels are hot....as well as scary. In Vegas I sat in the front row and propped my 5" boots on the barricade. Stand in front of me - I fucking dare ya!!
[lizash [Banned]] Wednesday, October 08, 2008 8:34:34 PM 
Oh yeh! Thongs are great for about five minutes with some 5 inch Jack Boots on! Just for show of course! LOL
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by paperflowers from Wednesday, October 08, 2008 6:40:17 PM)
[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Wednesday, October 08, 2008 6:41:57 PM 
Thongs.... LOL  Only wear them for men..  Other wise they make good sting shots....LMAO
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by paperflowers from Wednesday, October 08, 2008 6:40:17 PM)
[paperflowers] Wednesday, October 08, 2008 6:40:17 PM 
LOL egg in a thong.

I actually don't like thongs but I adore heels - the higher the better!

Edited at: Wednesday, October 08, 2008 6:40:59 PM
[ron h] Wednesday, October 08, 2008 5:59:42 PM 
I'm speechless...I want to make a comment...egg with a rubberband...I can't stop laughing (or crying, I just know there's tears) but I can't think...the visual.. 
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Wednesday, October 08, 2008 7:37:45 AM)
[ron h] Wednesday, October 08, 2008 5:55:12 PM 
ME, IN A THONG???  I knew you had a sense of humor Caron then again, halloween is coming...gives me an idea....
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by caronctm from Tuesday, October 07, 2008 11:07:26 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, October 08, 2008 7:43:52 AM 
HAHAHAHAHAA!!! Oh my dear, I am certain it is not all that bad!! As for me, there are enough pictures of my goofy face on this site to fill a book!!! HA!!!!!! Ah well, I can assure you I will not bother with any "thong shots"...at least for today.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Wednesday, October 08, 2008 7:37:45 AM)
[mmmmmm] Wednesday, October 08, 2008 7:37:45 AM 
I'm just trying to visualize an egg with a thong !!
But with my body shape--the thong would be where the yolk is & never be found again !!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, October 08, 2008 7:34:23 AM)
[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, October 08, 2008 7:34:23 AM 
If I wore a thong, I would look like an egg with a rubberband around it......HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Wednesday, October 08, 2008 7:30:17 AM)
[mmmmmm] Wednesday, October 08, 2008 7:30:17 AM 
If I wore a thong--it would forever be lost in my booty---
And as for high heels --I broke my ankle once just walking down a hill--& I had sneakers on !!
[Head banger] Wednesday, October 08, 2008 7:17:35 AM 
I think the idea was not about height, but they change the shape and angle of the legs and pelvis, obviously if panty lines are a concern its due to the fact that one of the 3 most "ganced at" areas is the "rear".
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by caronctm from Tuesday, October 07, 2008 11:21:12 PM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, October 07, 2008 11:57:42 PM 
TWISTING THE STRANGLE GRIP WON'T GIVE NO MERCY                                             FEELING THOSE TENDONS RIP TORN UP AND MEAN.
[caronctm] Tuesday, October 07, 2008 11:21:12 PM 
I know right!  And  what do suppose their intention was?              This icon says it all!!  lol!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lizash from Tuesday, October 07, 2008 11:11:16 PM)
[lizash [Banned]] Tuesday, October 07, 2008 11:11:16 PM 
Well, you know Caron high heels were invented by men for men! LOL It's just latter when they evolved beyond height issues they let us have the heels and ran the height of the heel to outrageous heights! LOL
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by caronctm from Tuesday, October 07, 2008 11:07:26 PM)
[caronctm] Tuesday, October 07, 2008 11:07:26 PM 
It can be!! Try it sometime and you'll see what we women have to put up with!!  Oh the price we pay!!,  to not have panty lines,  or because we're trying to be sexy for someone we already care for,  or someone we'd like to care for. You know thongs must've been invented by a man!!
Wait, I have to adjust mine!!! lol!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Tuesday, October 07, 2008 5:08:55 AM)
[ron h] Tuesday, October 07, 2008 5:08:55 AM 
NOT being a thong guy myself (it even looks painfull ),  all I can say is...have a great Tuesday fellow Metalheads!!! 
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lizash from Monday, October 06, 2008 9:15:52 PM)
[lizash [Banned]] Monday, October 06, 2008 9:15:52 PM 
Damn Thongs! Who invented those little permanant wedgies! lol
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by paperflowers from Monday, October 06, 2008 9:13:57 PM)
[paperflowers] Monday, October 06, 2008 9:13:57 PM 
Hey, it was all in good fun. Haha, I'm not even sure which category I'm in anymore so I just went with ditto.

Hang on, my thong's twisted again LOL.
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[Soylentgreen4u] Monday, October 06, 2008 11:04:20 AM 
GEE WIZ...THANKS MAN ....NO WAIT!!!!!...I AM DIMINISHING!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Monday, October 06, 2008 4:10:58 AM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Monday, October 06, 2008 10:57:46 AM 
HOMER SIMPSON SAYS: "MMMMMM...THONG WEDGIES" 
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by WhiskeyWoman from Monday, October 06, 2008 1:47:23 AM)
[ron h] Monday, October 06, 2008 4:10:58 AM 
Soy, Soy, Soy...I'm glad to see your powers of observation are not diminishing due to the current flip in Earths magnetic field...you are (and will) be a true survivor...   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Sunday, October 05, 2008 11:40:33 PM)
Edited at: Monday, October 06, 2008 4:12:34 AM
[WhiskeyWoman] Monday, October 06, 2008 1:47:23 AM 
Oh, Soy ...
"Yes, you guyz are generally *that* gullible!"  LMAO... 

And, of course, that's exactly what we all change into when we get home, instead of some comfy jammies ...  Nothing more comfortable than a thong wedged up your ass!  

Sheez....  Yeah, you gotta wonder just how stupid they think we all are -- but I guess they're still in business for some reason.  Getting paid for pimping out the general public to the general public -- genius!  No harm, no foul.

World's going to hell in a hand-basket, eh?  lol...
 
Edited at: Monday, October 06, 2008 1:51:46 AM
[Soylentgreen4u] Sunday, October 05, 2008 11:40:33 PM 
OK....COMMERCIAL TIME AND ONE OF THOSE CHAT LINE THINGS COME ON..YOU KNOW WHERE THE GIRL (USUALLY A BLONDE WITH STORE-BOUGHT BOOBS) COMES  HOME AND SAYS SHE'S NOT GOING OUT TONIGHT,(SHE HAS A MORE CUNNING PLAN)...THAN SHE CHANGES IN TO HER SKIN TIGHT JEANS,TIGHT-ASS TUBE TOP,PROPS HER ASS UP IN THE AIR AS HIGH AS SHE CAN AND WOULD HAVE US ALL BELIEVE SHE'S THE MOST STIMULATED AND ENTERTAINED PERSON ON THE PLANET!!!!...WOW,THE WONDERS OF A PHONE CALL...,ALTHOUGH I THINK THESE ADS ARE AIMED MAINLY AT US GUYS (AND GALS TOO I SUPPOSE) FOR OBVIOUS REASONS,ARE WE GUYS REALLY THAT GULLIBLE?......

OOPS,GOTTA RUN...THE PHONE IS RINGING!!!!! ....
[ron h] Saturday, October 04, 2008 3:08:40 PM 
I'd sure like to get a few of those 
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lizash from Saturday, October 04, 2008 2:53:10 PM)
[lizash [Banned]] Saturday, October 04, 2008 2:53:10 PM 
Just like this!
[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, October 04, 2008 11:18:04 AM 
  "MICHAEL!!!,YOU DIRTY ROTTEN   ...I  CHECKED THE MAILBOX THIS MORNING AND STILL NO BECK'S!     ....YOU PROMISED!!!  MEIN HERZ BRENNT! ....MUST I GO AND BUY MY OWN AGAIN?.........   
[lizash [Banned]] Friday, October 03, 2008 9:49:47 PM 
While  you at it, check her boot size! If they are size 8 1/2 i'll take em'! Might be a touch tight, but I can suffer for beauty on Halloween!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Friday, October 03, 2008 8:03:48 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, October 03, 2008 8:27:20 PM 

JUST TO SHOW YOU WHAT A GOOD SPORT I AM,HOW ABOUT A LITTLE EXTRA-SWEET MAPLE
SYRUP IN THE TUB IN THE FORM OF LEE AARON ?...YA' GOTTA LOVE THAT!


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Friday, October 03, 2008 8:15:09 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, October 03, 2008 8:24:27 PM 
  .....AS THE LEGEND AMONG MEN, AL BUNDY WOULD SAY: "I WOULD RATHER PLAY NAKED TWISTER WITH EACH ONE OF THE GOLDEN GIRLS"...RUN AWAAAAAAAAY.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Friday, October 03, 2008 8:12:14 PM)
[ron h] Friday, October 03, 2008 8:15:09 PM 

i think we're both winners here, soy   just to varying degrees


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Friday, October 03, 2008 8:11:43 PM)
[ron h] Friday, October 03, 2008 8:12:14 PM 
hey soy...why don't you start with...say...rosanne barr.....or...janet reno.......take it slow and work your way up....wouldn't want you to hurt yourself  
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Friday, October 03, 2008 8:03:48 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, October 03, 2008 8:11:43 PM 
WELL LET'S SEE...

HOTTUB A      OR       HOTTUB B
-VALERIE                 -LITA
-MARIE
-XENA

UMMMMM....ERRRR....GEEEEZ I DUNNO...

  "HOTTUB A...AS IN A FOR AFREEEEEEEEEEEAKIN'GOODTIME....

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Friday, October 03, 2008 8:02:38 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, October 03, 2008 8:03:48 PM 
WELL, THAT'S PART OF THE PLAN THEN...I'LL SEE IF I CAN (AHEM) TALK HER OUT OF IT!...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lizash from Friday, October 03, 2008 7:56:04 PM)
[ron h] Friday, October 03, 2008 8:02:38 PM 
that's ok soy...i was offered lita ford......whad'ya think of that......
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Friday, October 03, 2008 7:55:01 PM)
[lizash [Banned]] Friday, October 03, 2008 7:58:43 PM 
Well Halloween is upon us, afterall!............I'm in the market for a cool costume!
[lizash [Banned]] Friday, October 03, 2008 7:56:04 PM 
I just want the cool clothes! The Xena outfit!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Friday, October 03, 2008 7:55:01 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, October 03, 2008 7:55:01 PM 
NEW RULE!!!: SINCE I POSTED THE QUESTION,I GET TO KEEP ALL THREE   ....AHHHHH,
LIFE IS GOOD.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Friday, October 03, 2008 7:37:22 PM)
[lizash [Banned]] Friday, October 03, 2008 7:52:21 PM 
Personaly, Wait for all of them to be in the hot tub and steal Lucy Lawless's outfit!
[ron h] Friday, October 03, 2008 7:37:22 PM 
now soy...if you're just gonna throw marie  around like that......besides...i thought you didn't share.....you canadians just can't make up your minds..
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Friday, October 03, 2008 7:33:03 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, October 03, 2008 7:33:03 PM 
VALERIE BERTINELLI ...MARIE OSMOND ...OR LUCY LAWLESS (IN THE XENA OUTFIT)  ..
WHO YA' KICKIN' OUT OF THE HOTTUB?  
[Vaillant 3.0] Friday, October 03, 2008 9:41:28 AM 
TGIF, peoples!!!
[mmmmmm] Friday, October 03, 2008 7:22:11 AM 
Happy Friday Everyone !!
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