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[guidogodoy] Wednesday, August 06, 2008 11:00:40 PM 
Not a movie quote but a quote nonetheless!

"You sir, are a wiggly worm, sir. And a wiggly worm is the lowest part of whale blubber in the ocean's deapth!" <==anyone who can name THAT without cheating is an instant god / er..I mean, nerd.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Wednesday, August 06, 2008 10:57:21 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Wednesday, August 06, 2008 10:57:21 PM 
OHHH NOOOOO....K.K. JUST CALLED,I GUESS THE SHOW IN VA. HAS BEEN CANCELLED......
THEY'RE GONNA PLAY TWO IN TORONTO...SEEMS FAIR...WOULDN'T YOU SAY,FOLKS IN VA.???.....
[Vaillant 3.0] Monday, August 04, 2008 1:59:26 AM 
I'm sitting here, by candle flame...when will you arrive again? 
[spapad] Sunday, August 03, 2008 10:12:45 PM 
I know what it could do for me Soy! I would take early retirement, and just stay happily freed up, tour the world, take tutors for my kid, and let her see the world. More of an education than she could ever get at school!
Yes, that would be awesome!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Saturday, August 02, 2008 11:08:37 PM)
[.] Sunday, August 03, 2008 3:15:36 PM 
What, NO "Sinner" in Kansas City?!
Blabbermouth has some video footage of the show. Glenn Tipton looking good. KK Downing looking good, Halford looking good. Didn't see Ian Hill.
Piss poor crowd voice from the recordings. Were those attending afraid they'd be off-key? Or perhaps the good folks at the police department were measuring the decibels, ticket pad in hand to deliver a fine....

I hope the bastards in Oklahoma City do a better job at scaring the pigs. I mean the wild pigs at the zoo....
But I'm realistically expecting tattooed moms ramming baby strollers into people's ankles to get to the front of the stage....
[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, August 02, 2008 11:08:37 PM 
HONUS WAGNER BASEBALL CARD SELLS FOR $1.62 MILLION........AND THE RECORD IS $2.8 MILLION......OBVIOUSLY MORE MONEY THAN BRAINS...LOOK,I UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE COLLECTIBLE THING... BUT HOLY F$#K PEOPLE,,,ANY IDEA WHAT $1.62 MILLION COULD DO FOR POPLE IN REAL NEED...OR ANIMALS, WHATEVER YOU PREFER....
[spapad] Saturday, August 02, 2008 9:49:37 PM 
LOL Just like little kids you buy them a present, they are more intrested in the box it came in!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Saturday, August 02, 2008 9:41:39 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, August 02, 2008 9:41:39 PM 
SO MY LADYFRIEND STOPS IN LAST NIGHT WITH ABOUT $5 OR $6 WORTH OF TOYS FOR MR.SPOCK (CAT)...TOLD HER NOT TO WASTE HER MONEY,BUT YOU KNOW...SO WHAT DOES THE CAT DO?...COMPLETELY IGNORES THEM AND INSTEAD RUNS AROUND WITH THE SECTION OF A PLASTIC HANGER I BROKE OFF FOR HIM AND THE NEW STRAW I GOT FOR HIM AT TIM HORTONS!!!....
[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, August 02, 2008 7:10:35 PM 
WHY YOUUUUUU...................
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[Phantom A6] Saturday, August 02, 2008 7:08:35 PM 
15 all!!!!!!!!!!!
[spapad] Saturday, August 02, 2008 7:04:10 PM 
Ah, come one Soy! Then how could I give the guys a hug! Other than that, yes your right I'm fit to be framed for insane! Afterall, I talk to you!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Saturday, August 02, 2008 6:58:23 PM)
[Phantom A6] Saturday, August 02, 2008 7:03:14 PM 
Damned - I forget it every time. It's the German "Ups".
Ohps.........


Shit. "If" or "When" and "Forget" or "Forgot".
Anytime it's killing me.

Edited at: Saturday, August 02, 2008 7:06:13 PM
[Phantom A6] Saturday, August 02, 2008 7:01:11 PM 
Ups.........
[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, August 02, 2008 6:58:23 PM 
LET ME HELP WITH YOUR "MENTAL CHECK LIST" ...

-HAIR DONE...check
-MAKE-UP...check
-STILLETTO HEELS...check
-JEWELLERY...check
-JEANS...check
-but most importantly for you...

-STRAIGHTJACKET...DOUBLE CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Saturday, August 02, 2008 4:45:08 PM)
[Phantom A6] Saturday, August 02, 2008 6:53:12 PM 
Oh yes, Hillary, you're frigid too. You don't never do your
heavy duty for and on Bill! More Blow-Jobs and you was the new president of the (same frigid) US of A. Life sucks.
[Phantom A6] Saturday, August 02, 2008 6:43:36 PM 
Is Al Bundy the modern version of Donald Duck?
No many differences, separate from Donald want to fuck
his frigid Daisy and Al want to die if Peggy want to be
screwed.

Edited at: Saturday, August 02, 2008 6:45:40 PM
[spapad] Saturday, August 02, 2008 4:45:08 PM 
Humm, Swamp water! Goes down Good! Just crankin the tunes, and got my hair done today, so I am working on my mental check list for Priest!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Saturday, August 02, 2008 4:28:28 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, August 02, 2008 4:28:28 PM 
HELLO MY FRIEND HOW ARE YOU TODAY? ...OK,ENOUGH WITH THE PLEASANTRIES...SURE IT'S EASY FOR YOU TO START DRINKIN' EARLY....I MEAN...HOW POTENT CAN (SWAMP) WATER BE ANYWAY.......
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[spapad] Saturday, August 02, 2008 4:00:21 PM 
What do you mean, Almost time!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Saturday, August 02, 2008 3:17:30 PM)
[Phantom A6] Saturday, August 02, 2008 3:52:42 PM 
Cheers.
I taste a good cold "Becks".
[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, August 02, 2008 3:17:30 PM 
ALMOST TIME TO ENJOY SOME COLD ONES!!!!!!.....HEY IT'S SATURDAY ....GIMME A BREAK...
[EriktheRed9] Friday, August 01, 2008 2:47:27 PM 
                  It is wiser for beetle to travel bark of tree rather than swim dew of grass, and as the blind man said while pissing in the wind....It all comes back to me now.
[Phantom A6] Friday, August 01, 2008 6:31:42 AM 
Shit? You've got me? I'm a smoker!
Oh no, babe, I'm not proud of that.
But I'm old enough. I want it. I take it.
But I don't smoke if (or when? - damned)
childrens there.
[Soylentgreen4u] Thursday, July 31, 2008 4:05:56 PM 
CANADA'S TWO BIGGEST TOBACCO COMPANIES GUILTY IN AIDING CONTRABAND SALES....

-IMPERIAL TOBACCO FINED $200 MILLION...PLUS AN ADDITIONAL $400 MILLION OVER NEXT 15 YEARS.
-ROTHMAN'S BENSON AND HEDGES FINED $100 MILLION AND WILL PAY UP TO $450 MILLION IN CIVIL PAYMENTS.
-....BIG TOBACCO HAS LIED THROUGH IT'S TEETH OVER THE YEARS ABOUT THE 'SAFETY' OF IT'S PRODUCTS TO PEOPLE (ALTHOUGH PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW BETTER) ...SO I SAT YES!!!!!..KICK 'EM AND KEEP KICKIN' 'EM ...UNTIL WE CAN BREAK THEIR BACKS AND HOPEFULLY STOP THE CHILDREN COMING UP TO NOT TAKE UP THIS DISGUSTING (NOT TO MENTION EXPENSIVE) LIFE ALTERING HABIT.
[Soylentgreen4u] Thursday, July 31, 2008 3:14:16 PM 
HERE WE GO AGAIN...ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND...THE U.S. POLITICAL RACE...OR SHOULD I SAY CIRCUS .....THE RACE CARD BEING PLAYED AGAIN...BACK AND FORTH,BACK AND FORTH...IT'S ABOUT AS PATHETIC AS A REALLY BAD REALITY SHOW...BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY IT'S A SAD REFLECTION ON THE STATE OF AFFAIRS IN GENERAL...ALSO A BIG THUMBS DOWN TO CERTAIN (IF NOT ALL) MEDIA OUTLETS FOR CONTINUALLY STOKING THE FIRES OF RACIAL DISCORD,AND NOT JUST FROM ONE SIDE ,BUT FROM BOTH!...
[Soylentgreen4u] Tuesday, July 29, 2008 9:45:18 PM 

'NO MA'AM'...(SIGN UP TODAY)!...THE LEGACY OF AL BUNDY MUST SURVIVE!!!...

[Soylentgreen4u] Tuesday, July 29, 2008 9:32:47 PM 

THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR...NOW IF YOU ONLY HAD A PIC OF ME (BEING I'M NOT HUMAN),
YOU COULD LAUGH ALL THE TIME!!!......


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[spapad] Tuesday, July 29, 2008 9:24:05 PM 
Soy, you always make me laugh!  Definition of a Dog: A superior species to Cat! LOL
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[Soylentgreen4u] Tuesday, July 29, 2008 9:04:23 PM 
DEFINITION OF A DOG : NOT A CAT ...AM I SMART OR WHAT?...HUH?,HUH?...
[sweatysock] Sunday, July 27, 2008 11:43:20 AM 
Here's a few mad one-liners:

Did you know that the human race has been set up? Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex and men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started?

American sex shops are very bizarre. They sell inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head - supposedly for people to drive along the highway with!!
 


There's nothing that restores yer faith more in human nature than meeting some poor bastard that's just as mad as yourself!!
Edited at: Sunday, July 27, 2008 11:45:38 AM
[TIMBONI] Sunday, July 27, 2008 12:06:56 AM 
It's for you  .  .  .  it's for me.  It's for all of us to see !
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[Vaillant 3.0] Sunday, July 27, 2008 12:02:17 AM 
Heheh...

...And its on and on and on...

ITS TENACIOUS D!!!!!!!!!

I CAN SEEEEEE....
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[TIMBONI] Saturday, July 26, 2008 11:59:28 PM 
The Boston 3 Party completely agrees !   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Saturday, July 26, 2008 11:57:38 PM)
Edited at: Saturday, July 26, 2008 11:59:46 PM
[Vaillant 3.0] Saturday, July 26, 2008 11:57:38 PM 

Sing me a song...you're a singer...

Pass me the bong, you're a bringer of Reefer...

The Devil is never a Maker...

I think that he's coaching the Lakers... 

[TIMBONI] Saturday, July 26, 2008 8:19:01 PM 
Sounds exactly like my evening.  
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[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, July 26, 2008 8:13:31 PM 
AHHHH...OUI,OUI....TAKE CARE...
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[spapad] Saturday, July 26, 2008 8:10:39 PM 
I wish I had time to stay, I'd give you a french taunting like you never heard!!!!!!!!, But, I gotta, run right now. See you guys later!
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[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, July 26, 2008 8:06:42 PM 

IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT.....SILLY SWAMP-WATER DRINKING BEER K....NIGGETS....BRING IT ON.....


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[spapad] Saturday, July 26, 2008 8:04:57 PM 
Don't get me started Man!!!!!!!!!!!  LOL
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[guidogodoy] Saturday, July 26, 2008 8:04:45 PM 
LOL!!! Seems like you started the party WAY before me! She doesn't look to have been in hiding.

Yeah, Timbo was right about the unladen swallow too! Nyyyaaaaahhhh
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[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, July 26, 2008 8:02:31 PM 
NO CHANCE BED-WETTING TYPE........I SEE YOU FINALLY CAME OUT OF HIDING. 
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[spapad] Saturday, July 26, 2008 8:00:12 PM 
OK, will lay off the beer thing! Maybe?
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[guidogodoy] Saturday, July 26, 2008 7:58:47 PM 
What? Who started the party without ME?? Despite the viscious attacks on my person and on my Canadian beer...CHEERS, my Metal Brethren (and Sistren!).
Beer so good it didn't want to be photographed alone!
[spapad] Saturday, July 26, 2008 7:54:44 PM 
Just watchin out for my pride! Having a good evening, drinking a few, and listening to music.
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[TIMBONI] Saturday, July 26, 2008 7:50:35 PM 
Layin' a little smack down , eh Spa ?  How's things ?
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[spapad] Saturday, July 26, 2008 7:49:31 PM 

Gettin' a little out of hand there Kid!

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[TIMBONI] Saturday, July 26, 2008 7:49:19 PM 
Think back to junior high when kids would just blurt out things and do things that made absolutely no sense to anyone but themselves.  To me, that's what it's about.
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[TIMBONI] Saturday, July 26, 2008 7:46:29 PM 
Doing well, thanks.  Regardless of their migratory tendencies, an unladen swallow would not be laden with a coconut.  No such luck on the over priced, over regarded Canuck swill.  If I spend that kind of money, I'll drink the real deal.  Something like Pilsner Urquell.
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[The Dreamer] Saturday, July 26, 2008 7:46:03 PM 
Oops, I didnt think any female lady-people visited this site.

Can I visit you in your spa pad, spapad?
[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, July 26, 2008 7:44:00 PM 
COME ON.....WHO ELSE WANTS SOME OF ME?????....COME ON YOU K.....NIGGETS....I CAN SMELL YA'......
[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, July 26, 2008 7:36:53 PM 

I'M ON ABOUT BEING SILLY.......I'M A VERY SILLY PERSON.......OWLS TO STRETCH????....ANYTHING LIKE CHOKING YOUR CHICKEN?????..........RIIIIIIIIIGHT....I'M OFF TO STRETCH MY OWWWWWWWWWWWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....


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[spapad] Saturday, July 26, 2008 7:36:20 PM 
Madame! I am not Gentleman! I'm a girl! Hello to you Dreamer.
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[The Dreamer] Saturday, July 26, 2008 7:32:48 PM 
I just began reading this topic, and gentlemen, I have no idea what any of you are on about.

Havent you got owls to stretch?
[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, July 26, 2008 7:26:54 PM 

A-HAAAAAAAAAAA....ANOTHER SILLY AMERICAN WITH YOUR KNEES-BENT RUNNING ABOUT...DRINKING ANY OF YOUR NASTY-ASS YANKEE SO-CALLED BEER TONIGHT???......
OR DID YOU GET LUCKY AND FIND SOME ROYAL CANADIAN BREW????.....AFRICAN SWALLOWS ARE NON-MIGRATORY!!!!!!!............RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT...FORWARD....DRINK!!!....(hi tim,how ya' doin').....


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[TIMBONI] Saturday, July 26, 2008 7:08:32 PM 
What is "you" name ?  An unladen swallow, by definition is "unladen" thus, carries nothing.  While it may fly in formation with two other swallows from Assyria, it is not gripping a coconut by the husk because again it is "unladen".  Come on man  .  .  .  "too easy Drill Sargeant ! "
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[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, July 26, 2008 6:48:57 PM 
HELLOOOOO MY SMELLY AMERICAN K.....NIGGET ....MY OLD FRIEND  WHO HAS THE BRAIN OF A DUCK YOU KNOW .....WE CANADIAN PERSONS OUTWIT YOU A SECOND TIME....PERFIDIOUS YANKEE MOUSEDROPPING HOARDERS .....TIME FOR ANOTHER BEER BED-WETTING TYPE.....
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[spapad] Saturday, July 26, 2008 2:18:18 PM 
Of course I plan on having a cold one! And you know what kind! Ummm, Acid Rain,........ sure goes down easy!
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[guidogodoy] Saturday, July 26, 2008 2:17:58 PM 
What do you mean, an african or european swallow? LOL!!!! Plus, hard to tell as I prefer Molson Ice! My little green buddy...
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[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, July 26, 2008 2:12:53 PM 
VERY WELLLLLLLLL :

-"WHAT IS YOU NAME"?.....

-"WHAT IS YOUR QUEST"?.....

-WHAT IS THE AIR-SPEED VELOCITY OF AN UNLADEN SWALLOW CARRYING A SIX-PACK OF  MOLSON CANADIAN BEER,WHILE FLYING IN FORMATION WITH TWO OTHER SWALLOWS FROM ASSYRIA GRIPPING A COCONUT BY THE HUSK"???????????.......

...

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[guidogodoy] Saturday, July 26, 2008 1:56:25 PM 
Why, I just might join you. Let's see if I am motivated enough to go to the store in this heat. 100+ here today.

If it happens...do your worst, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid! (certainly no mich ultra for me, though!)
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