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[.] Friday, July 15, 2011 3:22:04 PM
I never met Reg, Linda or Sean...
But what a bunch of assholes.
[Becks] Wednesday, June 29, 2011 4:14:37 AM
Father Ted - the best comedy show EVER!!!
[joedraper] Saturday, June 25, 2011 12:20:43 PM
More ridiculous articles... I mean.. Just did almost 600 words of a topic I know Nothing about and managed to make it sound kinda good lol.... I made sure that the client does not attatch my name to the articles. He pays me, I provide (a bit prostitutional sounding I know lol) but really... Oh well... for now it pays the bills, sorts out my personal trainer and dietician so I'm good lol.
I miss writing stuff that I like though, I must say.
What makes me laugh? Good question. I love watching Friends, and it always put a smile on my face. Which reminds me I'm pissed off right now.... Woop, woop! Movie time! Despicable me!!
[joedraper] Saturday, April 23, 2011 11:20:06 AM
My latest assignment... Where I'm contracted to write 10 420-500 word articles on SHIT, most of the topics I have no idea about but if people are dumb enough to read them and I get paid for it.. Well, why not. lol
[guidogodoy] Sunday, April 03, 2011 12:25:23 PM
HAAAAAAA!!!! "You made me into BEAKER!" <===Best...line...EVER!
The Dez Bryant (Dallas Cowboy wide receiver) incident where at a Dallas Mall he and 3 friends were asked by Police to "please pull up thier pants"!!!!!!
Yes that dumb-stupid fucking rap "look" where its worn by both black and white men for a "hip-hop-rap" look.....its "hip to wear your baggy pants around your thieghs" so your ass is hanging out.....that is some dumb retarded shit,I see it here,on TV and I'm sure you see it where you live too. LOL! Its sad when it became hip to pull your pants down in public!! lol!!
[spapad] Friday, February 18, 2011 9:28:46 PM
He hated her, he whined when we left him there. We left the window up just in case. This cat had class. From the time he came to our home, he asked to be fed and then found the bathroom and asked for a litterbox. My friend grabbed a cardboard box at the time and shreded paper in it, and he wen right away. The next day we got him a proper box. He was the best cat I ever knew, it hurt us to have to give him back to his owner, but we could tell he really liked his real owner. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Becks from Friday, February 18, 2011 9:24:49 PM)
Becks wrote:
LOL that is funny, he must have really not like that girl.
spapad wrote:
Some cats only play with it, and others you would think they just dropped acid. lol Fritz was the dropped acid cat. He would howl and attack that little mouse and them rub himself all over the carpet, and take off running. He was pure entertainment to us.
Funny thing about him. He showed up on our second story window ledge one night, we had no screens and the window was open so he just asked to come in and my friend Lisa gladly invited him in, as she's a cat person. He would not leave at the end of the evening, so we were stuck with him. Several months later a pciture of him went up on the wall at the store across the street. Turns out he was being cat sat by some noisy girl and he left. We took him back since he belonged to someone, but he came back again that night.
We finally told the girl we would keep the cat until his real owner returned as he obviously did not like her. lol
Becks wrote:
Haha sounds just like one of my cats, he went bananas and drooled everywhere, all over the toy, and his eyes were huge.
spapad wrote:
I love the way cats who are sensitive to the stuff get dialated eyes and really act like they are on some heavy mind blowing trip! We had a cat in college who decided to own us, even though I was allergic, but he was too cool to get rid of. He would go crazy on cat nip. Never seen anything like it. Within a half hour he was limp and drooling on the floor, and would sleep for a good three hours. We parted out the catnip in small doses due to his insanity.
Becks wrote:
Watching my cats tear their new catnip stuffed squirrel to shreds. I spilt the catnip on the floor too, to much merriment from both of them also, LOL.
[Becks] Friday, February 18, 2011 9:24:49 PM
LOL that is funny, he must have really not like that girl. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Friday, February 18, 2011 9:23:10 PM)
spapad wrote:
Some cats only play with it, and others you would think they just dropped acid. lol Fritz was the dropped acid cat. He would howl and attack that little mouse and them rub himself all over the carpet, and take off running. He was pure entertainment to us.
Funny thing about him. He showed up on our second story window ledge one night, we had no screens and the window was open so he just asked to come in and my friend Lisa gladly invited him in, as she's a cat person. He would not leave at the end of the evening, so we were stuck with him. Several months later a pciture of him went up on the wall at the store across the street. Turns out he was being cat sat by some noisy girl and he left. We took him back since he belonged to someone, but he came back again that night.
We finally told the girl we would keep the cat until his real owner returned as he obviously did not like her. lol
Becks wrote:
Haha sounds just like one of my cats, he went bananas and drooled everywhere, all over the toy, and his eyes were huge.
spapad wrote:
I love the way cats who are sensitive to the stuff get dialated eyes and really act like they are on some heavy mind blowing trip! We had a cat in college who decided to own us, even though I was allergic, but he was too cool to get rid of. He would go crazy on cat nip. Never seen anything like it. Within a half hour he was limp and drooling on the floor, and would sleep for a good three hours. We parted out the catnip in small doses due to his insanity.
Becks wrote:
Watching my cats tear their new catnip stuffed squirrel to shreds. I spilt the catnip on the floor too, to much merriment from both of them also, LOL.
[spapad] Friday, February 18, 2011 9:23:10 PM
Some cats only play with it, and others you would think they just dropped acid. lol Fritz was the dropped acid cat. He would howl and attack that little mouse and them rub himself all over the carpet, and take off running. He was pure entertainment to us.
Funny thing about him. He showed up on our second story window ledge one night, we had no screens and the window was open so he just asked to come in and my friend Lisa gladly invited him in, as she's a cat person. He would not leave at the end of the evening, so we were stuck with him. Several months later a pciture of him went up on the wall at the store across the street. Turns out he was being cat sat by some noisy girl and he left. We took him back since he belonged to someone, but he came back again that night.
We finally told the girl we would keep the cat until his real owner returned as he obviously did not like her. lol [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Becks from Friday, February 18, 2011 9:16:36 PM)
Becks wrote:
Haha sounds just like one of my cats, he went bananas and drooled everywhere, all over the toy, and his eyes were huge.
spapad wrote:
I love the way cats who are sensitive to the stuff get dialated eyes and really act like they are on some heavy mind blowing trip! We had a cat in college who decided to own us, even though I was allergic, but he was too cool to get rid of. He would go crazy on cat nip. Never seen anything like it. Within a half hour he was limp and drooling on the floor, and would sleep for a good three hours. We parted out the catnip in small doses due to his insanity.
Becks wrote:
Watching my cats tear their new catnip stuffed squirrel to shreds. I spilt the catnip on the floor too, to much merriment from both of them also, LOL.
[Becks] Friday, February 18, 2011 9:16:36 PM
Haha sounds just like one of my cats, he went bananas and drooled everywhere, all over the toy, and his eyes were huge. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Friday, February 18, 2011 9:12:29 PM)
spapad wrote:
I love the way cats who are sensitive to the stuff get dialated eyes and really act like they are on some heavy mind blowing trip! We had a cat in college who decided to own us, even though I was allergic, but he was too cool to get rid of. He would go crazy on cat nip. Never seen anything like it. Within a half hour he was limp and drooling on the floor, and would sleep for a good three hours. We parted out the catnip in small doses due to his insanity.
Becks wrote:
Watching my cats tear their new catnip stuffed squirrel to shreds. I spilt the catnip on the floor too, to much merriment from both of them also, LOL.
[spapad] Friday, February 18, 2011 9:12:29 PM
I love the way cats who are sensitive to the stuff get dialated eyes and really act like they are on some heavy mind blowing trip! We had a cat in college who decided to own us, even though I was allergic, but he was too cool to get rid of. He would go crazy on cat nip. Never seen anything like it. Within a half hour he was limp and drooling on the floor, and would sleep for a good three hours. We parted out the catnip in small doses due to his insanity. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Becks from Friday, February 18, 2011 8:58:00 PM)
Becks wrote:
Watching my cats tear their new catnip stuffed squirrel to shreds. I spilt the catnip on the floor too, to much merriment from both of them also, LOL.
[Becks] Friday, February 18, 2011 8:58:00 PM
Watching my cats tear their new catnip stuffed squirrel to shreds. I spilt the catnip on the floor too, to much merriment from both of them also, LOL.
[spapad] Friday, February 11, 2011 7:33:15 PM
I guess he thought he was the Prince. The Prince was a big enough asshole without having a sequel of his idiocy. But, at least he actually could box. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by jimmyjames from Friday, February 11, 2011 2:48:34 PM)
I guess he thought he was the Prince. The Prince was a big enough asshole without having a sequel of his idiocy.