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[hellrider 31038] Friday, December 31, 2010 5:04:52 PM
i DO NOT wear bike shorts though.LOL [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by joedraper from Friday, December 31, 2010 12:11:29 PM)
joedraper wrote:
Hi Strat
(She says whilst sitting very gingerly lol)
@ Hellrider.. My mate forgot to lube his shorts yesterday and this morning when we were doing our core strength training he was like... 'ooh, those shorts ate my butt' lol Glad it's not just me.
@Vail it really sucks having a stiff neck.. Craig is walking around funny today he slept odd or something and he also has a stiff neck.
_strat_ wrote:
You know, I thought it would be a good idea to come by and see how everyone was doing.
Maybe it wasnt such a good idea.
[joedraper] Friday, December 31, 2010 12:11:29 PM
Hi Strat
(She says whilst sitting very gingerly lol)
@ Hellrider.. My mate forgot to lube his shorts yesterday and this morning when we were doing our core strength training he was like... 'ooh, those shorts ate my butt' lol Glad it's not just me.
@Vail it really sucks having a stiff neck.. Craig is walking around funny today he slept odd or something and he also has a stiff neck. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by _strat_ from Thursday, December 30, 2010 3:49:47 PM)
_strat_ wrote:
You know, I thought it would be a good idea to come by and see how everyone was doing.
Maybe it wasnt such a good idea.
[hellrider 31038] Thursday, December 30, 2010 7:34:32 PM
LOL. YUP .when i ride my old 71 RALEIGH SUPERBE (BRITISH STEEL MADE IN ENGLAND)lol.i put a 1950s brooks cowhide saddle on it racing style .problem with it it is hard even with the springs on it. it had a bad habit of slowly riping holes in the back of my jeans to but i fixed that covered it with a plastic bag.lol.I LOVE MY OLD CLUNKERS.LOL
The sadle sore on my ass is what's pissing me off at the moment.. (yes bordering on TMI but hey we're all friends here lol) Hellrider, do you ever get these?
I've ridden my ass off (literally) forgot to lube up for one ride and one run and now bam! Have a nice open flesh wound on my ass.. It sux! Just went to the beach and my bikini bottom line was rubbing against it. I didn't notice until I went for a pee and the scab got pulled clean off. Back to square one with the healing process again. Curse you cycling shorts! Curse you!!
[Vaillant 3.0] Thursday, December 30, 2010 4:04:06 PM
HIYA, STRAT!!!
(shey says while waving with one hand and holding an ice pack to her neck with the other) [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by _strat_ from Thursday, December 30, 2010 3:49:47 PM)
_strat_ wrote:
You know, I thought it would be a good idea to come by and see how everyone was doing.
Maybe it wasnt such a good idea.
[_strat_] Thursday, December 30, 2010 3:49:47 PM
You know, I thought it would be a good idea to come by and see how everyone was doing.
Maybe it wasnt such a good idea.
[Vaillant 3.0] Thursday, December 30, 2010 2:17:45 PM
Owwies!! Hope your butt gets well soon, Joe. I'm suffering from a kinked neck myself. Or at least that's what Uncle Google is telling me. Didn't get it doing any exercise, though. Grrr...it's annoying as hell... [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by joedraper from Thursday, December 30, 2010 9:27:42 AM)
joedraper wrote:
The sadle sore on my ass is what's pissing me off at the moment.. (yes bordering on TMI but hey we're all friends here lol) Hellrider, do you ever get these?
I've ridden my ass off (literally) forgot to lube up for one ride and one run and now bam! Have a nice open flesh wound on my ass.. It sux! Just went to the beach and my bikini bottom line was rubbing against it. I didn't notice until I went for a pee and the scab got pulled clean off. Back to square one with the healing process again. Curse you cycling shorts! Curse you!!
[joedraper] Thursday, December 30, 2010 1:07:03 PM
if you and I ever ended up training together I can just imagine the conversation... "We're gonna need a bigger tub of shammy cream" (said in Jaws 'we're gonna need a bigger boat' voice) [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Thursday, December 30, 2010 12:51:55 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
HAAAAA!!!! That scenario of you in the bath had me laughing out loud. "Howl to scare a lone wolf....your ass looks really bad" ROFL. Oh, man. Too funny.
Prolly best not to turn the site into Jaws - "look at THIS scar" - with my own stories but, believe me, I feel your pain.
joedraper wrote:
Lol yes.. a very unwelcome hazard. This one pair of shorts really just hates me. After an unlubed ride it cut in one place and then I got to gym to do a spin class and we decided to hit the treadmill for an hour and er.. I was wearing the same shorts but wasn't 'prepaired'. I got home and decided a nice soak in the bath.. Soon as my hiney touched the water I catapulted straight out again with a howl that would scare a lone wolf. Craig saw it and was like 'Whoa! Your ass looks really bad!' I forgot about the saddle sore and turned around to thump him when he added 'that must be hurting like hell' lol.. Talk about how fights get started over miscommunication lol.
And to add insult to injury this morning I was overtaken by a runner... I was on my mountain bike... he just breezed past not even breaking a sweat. He was very pro though and his coach drove past behind h im so we decided that it wasn't so bad lol.
guidogodoy wrote:
Oooooooooo THAT sux! Most unwelcome hazard of repetitive motion, eh?
May your bond with vitamin A & D gel be a short one!
joedraper wrote:
The sadle sore on my ass is what's pissing me off at the moment.. (yes bordering on TMI but hey we're all friends here lol) Hellrider, do you ever get these?
I've ridden my ass off (literally) forgot to lube up for one ride and one run and now bam! Have a nice open flesh wound on my ass.. It sux! Just went to the beach and my bikini bottom line was rubbing against it. I didn't notice until I went for a pee and the scab got pulled clean off. Back to square one with the healing process again. Curse you cycling shorts! Curse you!!
[guidogodoy] Thursday, December 30, 2010 12:51:55 PM
HAAAAA!!!! That scenario of you in the bath had me laughing out loud. "Howl to scare a lone wolf....your ass looks really bad" ROFL. Oh, man. Too funny.
Prolly best not to turn the site into Jaws - "look at THIS scar" - with my own stories but, believe me, I feel your pain. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by joedraper from Thursday, December 30, 2010 12:42:31 PM)
joedraper wrote:
Lol yes.. a very unwelcome hazard. This one pair of shorts really just hates me. After an unlubed ride it cut in one place and then I got to gym to do a spin class and we decided to hit the treadmill for an hour and er.. I was wearing the same shorts but wasn't 'prepaired'. I got home and decided a nice soak in the bath.. Soon as my hiney touched the water I catapulted straight out again with a howl that would scare a lone wolf. Craig saw it and was like 'Whoa! Your ass looks really bad!' I forgot about the saddle sore and turned around to thump him when he added 'that must be hurting like hell' lol.. Talk about how fights get started over miscommunication lol.
And to add insult to injury this morning I was overtaken by a runner... I was on my mountain bike... he just breezed past not even breaking a sweat. He was very pro though and his coach drove past behind h im so we decided that it wasn't so bad lol.
guidogodoy wrote:
Oooooooooo THAT sux! Most unwelcome hazard of repetitive motion, eh?
May your bond with vitamin A & D gel be a short one!
joedraper wrote:
The sadle sore on my ass is what's pissing me off at the moment.. (yes bordering on TMI but hey we're all friends here lol) Hellrider, do you ever get these?
I've ridden my ass off (literally) forgot to lube up for one ride and one run and now bam! Have a nice open flesh wound on my ass.. It sux! Just went to the beach and my bikini bottom line was rubbing against it. I didn't notice until I went for a pee and the scab got pulled clean off. Back to square one with the healing process again. Curse you cycling shorts! Curse you!!
[joedraper] Thursday, December 30, 2010 12:42:31 PM
Lol yes.. a very unwelcome hazard. This one pair of shorts really just hates me. After an unlubed ride it cut in one place and then I got to gym to do a spin class and we decided to hit the treadmill for an hour and er.. I was wearing the same shorts but wasn't 'prepaired'. I got home and decided a nice soak in the bath.. Soon as my hiney touched the water I catapulted straight out again with a howl that would scare a lone wolf. Craig saw it and was like 'Whoa! Your ass looks really bad!' I forgot about the saddle sore and turned around to thump him when he added 'that must be hurting like hell' lol.. Talk about how fights get started over miscommunication lol.
And to add insult to injury this morning I was overtaken by a runner... I was on my mountain bike... he just breezed past not even breaking a sweat. He was very pro though and his coach drove past behind h im so we decided that it wasn't so bad lol. [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Thursday, December 30, 2010 12:19:47 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
Oooooooooo THAT sux! Most unwelcome hazard of repetitive motion, eh?
May your bond with vitamin A & D gel be a short one!
joedraper wrote:
The sadle sore on my ass is what's pissing me off at the moment.. (yes bordering on TMI but hey we're all friends here lol) Hellrider, do you ever get these?
I've ridden my ass off (literally) forgot to lube up for one ride and one run and now bam! Have a nice open flesh wound on my ass.. It sux! Just went to the beach and my bikini bottom line was rubbing against it. I didn't notice until I went for a pee and the scab got pulled clean off. Back to square one with the healing process again. Curse you cycling shorts! Curse you!!
[guidogodoy] Thursday, December 30, 2010 12:19:47 PM
Oooooooooo THAT sux! Most unwelcome hazard of repetitive motion, eh?
May your bond with vitamin A & D gel be a short one! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by joedraper from Thursday, December 30, 2010 9:27:42 AM)
joedraper wrote:
The sadle sore on my ass is what's pissing me off at the moment.. (yes bordering on TMI but hey we're all friends here lol) Hellrider, do you ever get these?
I've ridden my ass off (literally) forgot to lube up for one ride and one run and now bam! Have a nice open flesh wound on my ass.. It sux! Just went to the beach and my bikini bottom line was rubbing against it. I didn't notice until I went for a pee and the scab got pulled clean off. Back to square one with the healing process again. Curse you cycling shorts! Curse you!!
[joedraper] Thursday, December 30, 2010 9:27:42 AM
The sadle sore on my ass is what's pissing me off at the moment.. (yes bordering on TMI but hey we're all friends here lol) Hellrider, do you ever get these?
I've ridden my ass off (literally) forgot to lube up for one ride and one run and now bam! Have a nice open flesh wound on my ass.. It sux! Just went to the beach and my bikini bottom line was rubbing against it. I didn't notice until I went for a pee and the scab got pulled clean off. Back to square one with the healing process again. Curse you cycling shorts! Curse you!!
[hellrider 31038] Tuesday, December 28, 2010 8:31:40 PM
LOL..came close the other week won 10 bucks.LOL [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by J.D. DIAMOND from Tuesday, December 28, 2010 3:29:03 PM)
J.D. DIAMOND wrote:
The Lottario? LOL! Hellrider you are awsome haha!
hellrider 31038 wrote:
YEAH
FUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC????????????????????????????
hoildays are over back to work tommoro.wish i could retire maybe in another 25 years.lol.unless i win the lottario
[J.D. DIAMOND] Tuesday, December 28, 2010 3:29:03 PM
The Lottario? LOL! Hellrider you are awsome haha! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by hellrider 31038 from Tuesday, December 28, 2010 12:22:13 PM)
hellrider 31038 wrote:
YEAH
FUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC????????????????????????????
hoildays are over back to work tommoro.wish i could retire maybe in another 25 years.lol.unless i win the lottario
[hellrider 31038] Tuesday, December 28, 2010 12:22:13 PM
YEAH
FUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC????????????????????????????
hoildays are over back to work tommoro.wish i could retire maybe in another 25 years.lol.unless i win the lottario
[spapad] Sunday, December 26, 2010 4:52:07 PM
ARRRGGHHH!! I didn't know Washboard was considered an official instrument in any cubby hole of the south! I Stand Correctted! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Sunday, December 26, 2010 4:22:41 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
BWWHAAAAA!!! We need to get you a block and, yes, COWBELL!!! (Quoting Message by spapad from Sunday, December 26, 2010 4:09:00 PM)
spapad wrote:
While it's cold and snowing here, I hadn't quite noticed Hell freezing over just yet. That will be the day I drap out a wash board. lol
guidogodoy wrote:
Like you expected anyone to work the Sunday after Xmas? HA!
I see a scrub board in your near future. Hey, you could turn it into a musical instrument as well. Wash clothes AND make bank!
spapad wrote:
Sigh, because of the weather, my washing machine delivery has been put off til tomorrow, which I could see turning into Tuesday. Heavy sigh.
Edited at: Sunday, December 26, 2010 4:24:06 PM
[guidogodoy] Sunday, December 26, 2010 4:22:41 PM
BWWHAAAAA!!! We need to get you a block and, yes, COWBELL!!! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Sunday, December 26, 2010 4:09:00 PM)
spapad wrote:
While it's cold and snowing here, I hadn't quite noticed Hell freezing over just yet. That will be the day I drap out a wash board. lol
guidogodoy wrote:
Like you expected anyone to work the Sunday after Xmas? HA!
I see a scrub board in your near future. Hey, you could turn it into a musical instrument as well. Wash clothes AND make bank!
spapad wrote:
Sigh, because of the weather, my washing machine delivery has been put off til tomorrow, which I could see turning into Tuesday. Heavy sigh.
Edited at: Sunday, December 26, 2010 4:24:06 PM
[spapad] Sunday, December 26, 2010 4:09:00 PM
While it's cold and snowing here, I hadn't quite noticed Hell freezing over just yet. That will be the day I drap out a wash board. lol [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Sunday, December 26, 2010 3:34:36 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
Like you expected anyone to work the Sunday after Xmas? HA!
I see a scrub board in your near future. Hey, you could turn it into a musical instrument as well. Wash clothes AND make bank!
spapad wrote:
Sigh, because of the weather, my washing machine delivery has been put off til tomorrow, which I could see turning into Tuesday. Heavy sigh.
[guidogodoy] Sunday, December 26, 2010 3:34:36 PM
Like you expected anyone to work the Sunday after Xmas? HA!
I see a scrub board in your near future. Hey, you could turn it into a musical instrument as well. Wash clothes AND make bank! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by spapad from Sunday, December 26, 2010 3:16:24 PM)
spapad wrote:
Sigh, because of the weather, my washing machine delivery has been put off til tomorrow, which I could see turning into Tuesday. Heavy sigh.
[spapad] Sunday, December 26, 2010 3:16:24 PM
Sigh, because of the weather, my washing machine delivery has been put off til tomorrow, which I could see turning into Tuesday. Heavy sigh.
[spapad] Friday, December 24, 2010 10:42:48 PM
I don't see Flora playing Ethel to my Lucy! No way my Lucy is getting in a tub without much problems! LOL
Hey, if Lucy Ricardo could smash grapes you can do it with your clothes in the tub!
You just need an "Ethel Mertz" to help you.
spapad wrote:
No can do. I'm the dishwasher. Only way to wash shit until Sunday is to put it in the tub and pretend I am smashing grapes. I'd rather wait.
guidogodoy wrote:
Dishwasher! I'm tellin' ya! Put your socks in the spot for the silverware, jeans on the top rack, shirts on the bottom. You are set!
spapad wrote:
Too bad those things couldn't fix my washer. I got to wait till Sunday to wash anything! Plus unload the clothes that were in the machine when it died. They cant be clean now that I let the hoses drip into the tub. (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Friday, December 24, 2010 6:02:59 PM)
guidogodoy wrote:
Oh, it is dead then. If duct tape can't fix it, there is no hope. Duct tape and WD-40 usually fix everything.
spapad wrote:
Not even Duct tape could have saved it.
guidogodoy wrote:
You sure of that, now? I have seen your mad skilz!
spapad wrote:
I'm pretty sure your X mailbox is beyond all taping.
guidogodoy wrote:
HAAAA!!! Fine ideas, one and all but wiring it up would be about 1/4+ run to my house. Nope. No juice. Now a sniper rifle and camo both seem to be plentiful around here. What is the rule? Drag the corpse into the house after or is just rolling him onto my property good enough?
Actually, I think your card would have survived! Can you come and tape my mailbox back together?
spapad wrote:
Maybe you should get a metal box and wire it. At night, cut on the current, cut it off in the mornig. A sudden horrible jolt may make hillbilly Santa think twice about fucking with your official U.S. Postal Service Mail Recepticle. Thank god this did not happen a day or so before because my card would have been in such jeopardy that my tape could not have helped it! I think you need a tank mailbox, capable of defending it'self. Do they make those yet?
guidogodoy wrote:
Well, I had already cleaned up the debris (which was impressive in and of itself) but take a look at this direct hit! Looks like we have the next Babe Ruth living in the area. I am really surprised that this has only happened twice, really. Once when some drunk hit the pole itself knocking it out into the opposite lane of the road. Look at that sucker! That is no small pole and it is held in place by who knows how many lbs of concrete. THAT made me laugh as you could see his skidmarks go right from that massive wooden structure through the fence across the street. Ho ho!
I'll try to get a shot of the really impressive hit down the street. Guys would have been taking their lives in their hands around here turning around for a second go but, man, you aren't kidding about looking for a body part. It looks like they used a metal pole from the dent in cast iron one down the street and I wouldn't be surprised to find a finger in the ditch.
Check out what my closest neighbor did to protect his mailbox. Still, all that and they still whacked out some of the brickwork.
spapad wrote:
Could have been a backswing, or maybe they just turned around and came at it from the opposite side. Was there any snow angel/dead body type marks near the nieghbor's iron box? Seems like a hit like that would knock the swinger straight out of the truck and on his ass.
I'll be looking to be amused by the shrapnel picture later.
guidogodoy wrote:
Yeah, a bunch. While mine is just one of those plastic suckers, they must have backswung at a cast-iron expensive sucker down the street. Put a helluva dent in it! I say it was a backswing as the dent was on the opposite side from the trajectory of the plastic debris field I just had to go pick up!
I am about off to the gym. I'll take the camera and snap a shot of mine for public amusement later!
spapad wrote:
Gotta love those druken hillbilly Santas. Did anyone else on your street get the same treatment?
guidogodoy wrote:
Yeah, the Scrooge that played "mailbox baseball" down my street the night before Xmas Eve! Where is the mailman going to put all my late-ordered gifts?!
(Gotta give 'em props, though....completely destroyed my plastic box. Homerun 100%).
