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[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 5:23:35 PM 
OHHHHHH HURT ME,HURT ME BABY!......I'LL BE WAITING,BRING EXTRAS,I NEED A GOOD NAUGHTY WHOOPIN'.... I'VE BEEN BAD....I'VE BEEN VERY BAD!...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Friday, November 14, 2008 4:55:15 PM)
[mmmmmm] Friday, November 14, 2008 4:55:15 PM 
you're next Soy--sleep with both eyes open !!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Friday, November 14, 2008 4:53:23 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 4:53:23 PM 
NOW LOOK...DON'T PLAY THE SLIPPERY EEL WITH ME!...I GOT NUTTIN' AGAINST CROSBY,HELL
HE'S A FELLOW CANADIAN ....RIDICULE AND THREATEN?...WHERE,WHEN?...AS FOR GETTING THE REST OF THE SINFUL GALS TOGETHER TO PUNISH...GO AHEAD I SAY,IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME I WAS TIED UP WITH DENTAL FLOSS AND PROPERLY...OOPS,
I'VE SAID TOOOO MUCH.........

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Friday, November 14, 2008 4:32:57 PM)
[mmmmmm] Friday, November 14, 2008 4:32:57 PM 
DC--watch out for that DPK-he laced my RPB Cups with ex-lax & I just now got off the pot
now onto more pressing business
DPK & Soy--  let me get this straight --you wanna threaten my RPB Cups--surround me with a moat filled with peanut M & M's-----call me dim Dora & ask me to kill the gorgeuos Sidney Crosby ??
is that all 

well here goes 

this is DPK & Soy before I beat them both to a bloody unrecognizable pulp--
this is me beating them to a bloody unrecognizable pulp--   
this is them after being beaten to a bloody unrecognizable pulp--
this is me saving Sidney Crosby from harm-- & eating the  moat of peanut M & M's
so do ya see the pattern ?? you guys look just the same half w-wits after the beating as before & I still come out smelling like a rose & with Sidney Crosby --me thinks you too are so totally jealous of me that all you can do is ridicule me & threaten me --don't ya boys know I'm protected by the sinful gals--wait til I tell them how I've been treated
[Head banger] Friday, November 14, 2008 4:06:32 PM 
I should subscribe to that one!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by scorpion01 from Friday, November 14, 2008 3:23:24 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 3:57:31 PM 

WELL VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE THEY SAY ...YES THE SENS GOT BOOED OFF THE ICE AFTER LOSING TO YOUR ISLES,I WORK IN OTTAWA AND THERE ARE MORE THAN A FEW DISGRUNTLED FANS I'LL TELL YA' ...BUT ISN'T THAT ALWAYS THE WAY WHEN YOUR TEAM STUMBLES A BIT?...JUST LIKE MY HABS,HARD TO FIGURE AS OF LATE,BUT I KEEP FAITH IN THEM THAT THEY'LL TURN IT AROUND. EARLY SEASON MYSTERIES WITH MOST TEAMS,THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT USUSALLY GOES.


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by scorpion01 from Friday, November 14, 2008 3:23:24 PM)
[scorpion01] Friday, November 14, 2008 3:23:24 PM 
HEY, IF YOU GET A GOOD STORY WE CAN HAVE IT PUBLISHED IN PENTHOUSE FORUM. I CAME HERE TO TALK ABOUT MY ISLANDERS ONE GAME WINNING STREAK AND I TYPED MY WAY INTO SOMETHING TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
Edited at: Friday, November 14, 2008 3:26:50 PM
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 3:01:06 PM 
YES I AM NAUGHTY!...NOW HAVING SAID THAT,JUST WHAT WOULD THE TWO OF YOU DO WITH ME IF YOU WERE CLEVER ENOUGH TO TRAP ME?...WELLLLLL...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Friday, November 14, 2008 11:13:20 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, November 14, 2008 1:14:11 PM 
Threatening?  My dear dc, did you not do any back reading?
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Friday, November 14, 2008 11:13:20 AM)
[devils_child] Friday, November 14, 2008 11:13:20 AM 
Are you two naughty boys threatening Lana's PB cups????? cos i'm her right hand girl and i won't let that happen......... *GRRRRRR*
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Friday, November 14, 2008 10:57:25 AM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 10:57:25 AM 
GOOD MOVE! ...I LOVE HER,BUT SOMETIMES SHE'S AS DIM AS A DIMLY LIT SHEEP WHO SLEEPS UNDER A TEN FOOT TALL NEON SIGN THAT FLASHES 'I'M DIM'.......NOW,NOW LANA...TEMPER,TEMPER.....
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Friday, November 14, 2008 10:50:15 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, November 14, 2008 10:50:15 AM 
Don't worry Soy!  I liberated the RPB Cups from her lair, and replaced them with ex-lax tainted RPB Cups!  On top of that, I've also had a moat put in around her lair filled with tainted Peanut M&M's which she cannot resist!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Friday, November 14, 2008 10:29:28 AM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Friday, November 14, 2008 10:29:28 AM 
STOPPED COUNTING AT 3 HUH?...NO DOUBT THAT IS BECAUSE YOU'RE A FLOPPERS AND A PANGUINO FAN,YOU CAN'T COUNT PAST THREE!!!........."NO RPB CUPS FOR YOU"!!!!!...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Friday, November 14, 2008 7:06:55 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, November 14, 2008 10:06:05 AM 
My army of migrant farmers is also laying down a moat filled with tainted peanut m&m's unless you hand over the one known as Sidney Crosby or kill him.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Friday, November 14, 2008 9:38:34 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, November 14, 2008 9:52:47 AM 

Are you threatening me?  My army of clone Cornholio's will drive you to insanity!  Wuuuuhhhaaahaaaaaaaaaaa!


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Friday, November 14, 2008 9:38:34 AM)
[mmmmmm] Friday, November 14, 2008 9:38:34 AM 

Why you SCOUNDREL !!--that does it

as soon as I get off the pot & can stay off the pot  then I'll take you on a trip to *Lana's * dark side

so not a pretty sight --you're going down DPK--you're going down --just like bad bad Leroy Brown !!
phew !!--someone pass the Lysol !!

ooh ooh DPK --I gained 5000 lbs eating all the RPB Cups --I'm stuck to the toilet --a wittle help dislodging me please with extra please on top ??


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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, November 14, 2008 9:33:24 AM 
Oh, you ate the ex-lax RPB Cups?  Never underestimate the power of the dark side of the chocolate!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Friday, November 14, 2008 9:24:37 AM)
[mmmmmm] Friday, November 14, 2008 9:24:37 AM 
DPK--you're not  a smart fella are ya ??--I already anticipated your arrival & ate every single RPB Cup in the state of PA--NJ--NY & all surrouding areas --I gained 5000 lbs now so there is no way you fit in my door--when I am covering the whole house with my love handles !!--fooled again were ya ??
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Friday, November 14, 2008 8:10:01 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Friday, November 14, 2008 8:10:01 AM 
HA!

This is me slipping into your house like a thief, disabling all of your traps and stealing all of your RPB Cups ----->

This is you after finding out your RPB Cups are gone ----->
This is me after eating all of them on the drive home ------->

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Friday, November 14, 2008 7:22:48 AM)
[mmmmmm] Friday, November 14, 2008 7:22:48 AM 
Not to me anyway--poor Ron has to type with his nose now so just try & eat my RPB Cups & see how far you'll get !!
lesson #1 this is me with all RPB Cups--       
this is you eating all my RPB Cups--
this is me beating you to a bloody unrecognizable pulp         
this is me after beating you to a bloody unrecognizable pulp & recapturing all the RPB Cups -- 

Any questions ??  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Friday, November 14, 2008 7:16:59 AM)
Edited at: Friday, November 14, 2008 7:27:11 AM
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