| [ron h] Tuesday, September 01, 2009 4:26:19 AM | |
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Morning Blah!! 
Oh, and Happy September 1st!!!!!!
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| [guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 9:43:56 PM | |
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Hey, who doesn't like stories involving vacuum cleaners, butts out of windows, lightbulbs and private parts. HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Monday, August 31, 2009 9:37:51 PM)| |  | spapad wrote: | | HA!! you perve! LMAO! 
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | | HAAAAAA!!! Oh, gawd. THIS is the convo that I like to return to find. |
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| [spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 9:43:34 PM | |
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Now that is going to cost too much money! I'm poor! Got to do things on the cheap! LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:44:31 PM)| | | Head banger wrote: | | you can get heated parking pads. just extend it.
| | | spapad wrote: | | No I want to buy and awening with sides big enough to cover my whole driveway so I can forget the Plow! LOL
I suspect my front wheel drive Honda make just perform admirably in the snow as long as theres not 4 feet or more of it, like the blizzard of 92 was. I dug my toyota out of that mess and still couldn't get it to go, because of all the snow packed under it! Had to have it wenched from the driveway! LOL
| | | Head banger wrote: | | HA!
I am not selling snowplows currently. want to buy a jeep? HA!
| | | spapad wrote: | | Sounds like you have the same qualifications the biblical Noah had! LOL
The way it's cooling down this year and raining all the time, I think as winter approches I better get busy looking for a large snow plow. We havent had a bad winter in years now, so we are due for a nasty one. The weather has been perfect for it!
I hate digging my car out of snow, or worse having to clear the entire driveway of snow to the road. That really sucks.
| | | Head banger wrote: | | | btw Spa how did I get designated the arc builder. I am arthritic, sit at a desk and live in the desert. |
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| [spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 9:37:51 PM | |
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HA!! you perve! LMAO!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, August 31, 2009 9:36:24 PM)| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | | HAAAAAA!!! Oh, gawd. THIS is the convo that I like to return to find. |
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| [guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 9:36:24 PM | |
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| HAAAAAA!!! Oh, gawd. THIS is the convo that I like to return to find. |
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| [Head banger] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:56:01 PM | |
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| yeah. quite sad. could be fatal. but.. it happens. |
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| [spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:55:45 PM | |
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Ya know, I meant to say that does not sound sexy to me! But when I reread it, ............well, I think I messed up! LOL
For the record! Not liking anything like that on any level! LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:46:11 PM)| | | Head banger wrote: | | | seriously, if your sex life is so messed up a lightbulb looks atractive.... |
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| [Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:49:38 PM | |
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Blegh, LOL! Oooh imagine the pain if it broke.............ewwww, and ouch, LMAO!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:46:11 PM)| | | Head banger wrote: | | | seriously, if your sex life is so messed up a lightbulb looks atractive.... |
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| [spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:47:35 PM | |
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NOT to me! LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:46:11 PM)| | | Head banger wrote: | | | seriously, if your sex life is so messed up a lightbulb looks atractive.... |
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| [Head banger] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:46:11 PM | |
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| seriously, if your sex life is so messed up a lightbulb looks atractive.... |
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| [spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:44:50 PM | |
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Oh, no way and breakables are comming near me! LOL But seriously, who did he think he would fool with that story!?
I'll leave the experimentation up to you and your fart lighting friend! LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Necroticist from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:41:32 PM)| | | Necroticist wrote: | | Oh c'mon.....tell me u don't experiment....NOT with light-bulbs obviously....lol (this is where i stfu BTW)
| | | spapad wrote: | | When will people ever learn certain things are not good for you! LOL
| | | Necroticist wrote: | | I remember a dude being admitted cos he had a vacuum/hoover attached to his dick....
| | | momo wrote: | | | When I worked at the hospital some one went into surgery to have a light bulb removed from his rectum, one of the long ones, said he sat on it accidentally. BTW it was Valentines Day |
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| [Head banger] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:44:31 PM | |
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you can get heated parking pads. just extend it.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Monday, August 31, 2009 6:15:35 PM)| | | spapad wrote: | | No I want to buy and awening with sides big enough to cover my whole driveway so I can forget the Plow! LOL
I suspect my front wheel drive Honda make just perform admirably in the snow as long as theres not 4 feet or more of it, like the blizzard of 92 was. I dug my toyota out of that mess and still couldn't get it to go, because of all the snow packed under it! Had to have it wenched from the driveway! LOL
| | | Head banger wrote: | | HA!
I am not selling snowplows currently. want to buy a jeep? HA!
| | | spapad wrote: | | Sounds like you have the same qualifications the biblical Noah had! LOL
The way it's cooling down this year and raining all the time, I think as winter approches I better get busy looking for a large snow plow. We havent had a bad winter in years now, so we are due for a nasty one. The weather has been perfect for it!
I hate digging my car out of snow, or worse having to clear the entire driveway of snow to the road. That really sucks.
| | | Head banger wrote: | | | btw Spa how did I get designated the arc builder. I am arthritic, sit at a desk and live in the desert. |
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| [Head banger] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:44:08 PM | |
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shower is a good place to wash your runners also. multitasking.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, August 31, 2009 7:44:54 PM)| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | I find that if you just put dirty dishes in the shower, you can kill two birds with one stone.
| | | Becks wrote: | | LMAO Ron! Oh yes poor little Craig still has to do the dishes. Most of the time anyways hehe 
| | | ron h wrote: | | You sissy  Poor guy has to defend his country and do the dishes!! That's criminal!!  
| | | Becks wrote: | | LOL!!! Yeah, you need hot water for dishes, part of why Craig does them, he can stand really hot water whereas I can't! LOL!
| | | spapad wrote: | | Humm, I should begin to use the "dish philosophy" with a certain tween who seems to be alien to washing dishes and as the water she would use would be very luke warm, I'm not so sure I want her washing my dishes? She'd cry and claim she was burned to use the water I wash dishes in.
| | | Becks wrote: | | LOL!!!! Our cats and dog are snobby when it comes to sleeping places, they won't like his sweaty dirty uniform LOL!
My usual rules are if it's on the floor it's getting washed whether you like it or not, and if the dishes haven't been done I'm not feeding you, LOL!
| | | spapad wrote: | | I'd let the cat/dog use it for a bed for a few days and see if that changed his idea of the perfect place to leave dirty clothes. LOL 
Pretty easy to see why I'm not married! I'm a bitch! HA!!!
| | | Becks wrote: | | Oooh yay for a three day weekend!
Speaking of laundry, I just noticed that SOMEONE (not me lol) left his physical training uniform lying on the kitchen floor. Yeah like it's going to get clean lying there LOL!
| | | spapad wrote: | | I'm just glad to have Monday behind me and only four more days to go till a three day weekend!
Other than that the never ending thankless task of laundry, but thank god the machines do all the work these days! I would have just been branded a major slacker in the old days when you took a washboard and soap to the local creek! LOL
| | | Becks wrote: | | Yeah 
How are you this evening anyways? Enough of the woe is me stuff LOL!
| | | spapad wrote: | | It'll happen, just takes time, and you already have the positive attitude.
| | | Becks wrote: | | Spa - yep still have my part time job, so my insurances are still covered, and I get a wee bit of funny money every fortnight  I really hope this is a foot in the door for me!
HRMG - thanks for your kind words. I think it means I will get some hours in the lab, but I am not sure yet. I'm trying to keep my chin up! Just another set back is all.
| | | HOT ROCKIN' METAL GODDESS wrote: | | Sorry to hear that Becks. But does this mean that you will get some hours with them and therefore training as well? If so, then that is GREAT! I know it sucks right now, but a lot of times you just need that one foot in the door so you can SHOW them how great you are! Then when the next job comes up, you will be on top of the list. We have pretty much gone to that way of hiring at the hospital in our lab - hire people per diem and see how they are. When a job comes open you know exactly who you want to hire and who you DON'T (if you know what I mean!).
I was actually going to suggest you go to the labs and see if you could intern or volunteer or something. That way they could see how you work and that you train easily. We LOVE people like that  !
Keep your chin up, I KNOW it will happen for you soon - I can FEEL it!
| | | Becks wrote: | | Morning everyone. A shit start to the day here - I got turned down from another job. It was the boss who rang me this time, not the HR guy. He said I interviewed really well etc etc but unfortunately came up against someone who already worked for them (part time or casual I think). He said he is going to keep all my details and add me to the pool of casual employees.
Still, I feel really really awful. |
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| [Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:41:32 PM | |
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Oh c'mon.....tell me u don't experiment....NOT with light-bulbs obviously....lol (this is where i stfu BTW)
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:28:57 PM)| | | spapad wrote: | | When will people ever learn certain things are not good for you! LOL
| | | Necroticist wrote: | | I remember a dude being admitted cos he had a vacuum/hoover attached to his dick....
| | | momo wrote: | | | When I worked at the hospital some one went into surgery to have a light bulb removed from his rectum, one of the long ones, said he sat on it accidentally. BTW it was Valentines Day |
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| [spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:28:57 PM | |
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When will people ever learn certain things are not good for you! LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Necroticist from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:23:32 PM)| | | Necroticist wrote: | | I remember a dude being admitted cos he had a vacuum/hoover attached to his dick....
| | | momo wrote: | | | When I worked at the hospital some one went into surgery to have a light bulb removed from his rectum, one of the long ones, said he sat on it accidentally. BTW it was Valentines Day |
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| [spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:28:05 PM | |
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OH, I'm sorry but how do you put a lightbulb down there accidentally! I just happening to be standing near a pack of lightbulbs, lost my balance and coincidentally was not wearing any clothes and Viola! Bulb just ended up there! LMAO!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by momo from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:21:17 PM)| | | momo wrote: | | | When I worked at the hospital some one went into surgery to have a light bulb removed from his rectum, one of the long ones, said he sat on it accidentally. BTW it was Valentines Day |
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| [momo] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:24:58 PM | |
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Ouch!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Necroticist from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:23:32 PM)| | | Necroticist wrote: | | I remember a dude being admitted cos he had a vacuum/hoover attached to his dick....
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| [Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:24:25 PM | |
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Bahahahaha! LOL what the fuck! haha.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Necroticist from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:23:32 PM)| | | Necroticist wrote: | | I remember a dude being admitted cos he had a vacuum/hoover attached to his dick....
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| [Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:23:32 PM | |
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I remember a dude being admitted cos he had a vacuum/hoover attached to his dick....
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by momo from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:21:17 PM)| | | momo wrote: | | | When I worked at the hospital some one went into surgery to have a light bulb removed from his rectum, one of the long ones, said he sat on it accidentally. BTW it was Valentines Day |
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| [Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:22:15 PM | |
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LMFAO Spa! Now that would be hilarious!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:17:20 PM)| | | spapad wrote: | | I've heard some pretty funny ones myself! My best friend's mom was a late night ER nurse! How embarassing to be the fool who passed out at a club, back in the days of disco, and have the ER people cut away the pants to discover a cucumber taped to his leg! HA!!
Of cours that was the eighties and tatoos were not something most people got, but her motto back then was more than 4 tatoos and your a loser! Once again, preface that remark with the time! It's a bit different now as so many people have body art.
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Funny thing is...I bet it has happened! Oh the stories I'm sure they could tell at the emergency room here.
| | | spapad wrote: | | Yeh, you could, but what if they get to looking around or there is actually a fork, stuck in your body, and they go to investigate?
LMAO!
(Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:02:45 PM)
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You assume I have a phone in my shower, don't you?
Why, if I could make it to the phone, I could move to another room, right? See? I've got it all planned out...
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Imagine how embarassing that would be when you slipped on a plate, and had to call an ambulance because you injured yourself taking a shower with your dishes! You'd be the laughing stock of the the ER!!
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I find that if you just put dirty dishes in the shower, you can kill two birds with one stone.
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LMAO Ron! Oh yes poor little Craig still has to do the dishes. Most of the time anyways hehe
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You sissy Poor guy has to defend his country and do the dishes!! That's criminal!!
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LOL!!! Yeah, you need hot water for dishes, part of why Craig does them, he can stand really hot water whereas I can't! LOL!
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Humm, I should begin to use the "dish philosophy" with a certain tween who seems to be alien to washing dishes and as the water she would use would be very luke warm, I'm not so sure I want her washing my dishes? She'd cry and claim she was burned to use the water I wash dishes in.
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LOL!!!! Our cats and dog are snobby when it comes to sleeping places, they won't like his sweaty dirty uniform LOL!
My usual rules are if it's on the floor it's getting washed whether you like it or not, and if the dishes haven't been done I'm not feeding you, LOL!
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I'd let the cat/dog use it for a bed for a few days and see if that changed his idea of the perfect place to leave dirty clothes. LOL
Pretty easy to see why I'm not married! I'm a bitch! HA!!!
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Oooh yay for a three day weekend!
Speaking of laundry, I just noticed that SOMEONE (not me lol) left his physical training uniform lying on the kitchen floor. Yeah like it's going to get clean lying there LOL!
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spapad wrote: |
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I'm just glad to have Monday behind me and only four more days to go till a three day weekend!
Other than that the never ending thankless task of laundry, but thank god the machines do all the work these days! I would have just been branded a major slacker in the old days when you took a washboard and soap to the local creek! LOL
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Yeah
How are you this evening anyways? Enough of the woe is me stuff LOL!
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spapad wrote: |
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It'll happen, just takes time, and you already have the positive attitude.
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Spa - yep still have my part time job, so my insurances are still covered, and I get a wee bit of funny money every fortnight I really hope this is a foot in the door for me!
HRMG - thanks for your kind words. I think it means I will get some hours in the lab, but I am not sure yet. I'm trying to keep my chin up! Just another set back is all.
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Sorry to hear that Becks. But does this mean that you will get some hours with them and therefore training as well? If so, then that is GREAT! I know it sucks right now, but a lot of times you just need that one foot in the door so you can SHOW them how great you are! Then when the next job comes up, you will be on top of the list. We have pretty much gone to that way of hiring at the hospital in our lab - hire people per diem and see how they are. When a job comes open you know exactly who you want to hire and who you DON'T (if you know what I mean!).
I was actually going to suggest you go to the labs and see if you could intern or volunteer or something. That way they could see how you work and that you train easily. We LOVE people like that !
Keep your chin up, I KNOW it will happen for you soon - I can FEEL it!
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Morning everyone. A shit start to the day here - I got turned down from another job. It was the boss who rang me this time, not the HR guy. He said I interviewed really well etc etc but unfortunately came up against someone who already worked for them (part time or casual I think). He said he is going to keep all my details and add me to the pool of casual employees.
Still, I feel really really awful. |
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Edited at: Monday, August 31, 2009 8:11:33 PM |
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