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[momo] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:24:58 PM 
Ouch!
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:24:25 PM 
Bahahahaha! LOL what the fuck! haha.
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[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:23:32 PM 
I remember a dude being admitted cos he had a vacuum/hoover attached to his dick....
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:22:15 PM 
LMFAO Spa! Now that would be hilarious!
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[momo] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:21:17 PM 
When I worked at the hospital some one went into surgery to have a light bulb removed from his rectum, one of the long ones, said he sat on it accidentally. BTW it was Valentines Day
[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:18:56 PM 
U want embarrassing ER? Mate Charlie tried to light a fart as part of a drunken evening, it kinda went wrong and Derek drove him to the casualty department - Charlie had his ass out the window, they passed a police car - poor buggers didn't know what to do...i mean - how do u write THAT up??  lol.
[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:17:20 PM 
I've heard some pretty funny ones myself! My best friend's mom was a late night ER nurse!  How embarassing  to be the fool who passed out at a club, back in the days of disco, and have the ER people  cut away the pants to discover a cucumber taped to his leg! HA!! 
Of cours that was the eighties and tatoos were not something most people got, but her motto back then was more than 4 tatoos and your a loser! Once again, preface that remark with the time! It's a bit different now as so many people have body art.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:11:53 PM)
[.] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:16:53 PM 
Hello everyone. How is everybody this fine afternoon/evening/night/early morning/lunch time?
[guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:11:53 PM 
Funny thing is...I bet it has happened! Oh the stories I'm sure they could tell at the emergency room here.
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:07:54 PM 

Yeh, you could, but what if they get to looking around or there is actually a fork, stuck in your body, and they go to investigate? 
LMAO!

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[guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:02:45 PM 
You assume I have a phone in my shower, don't you?

Why, if I could make it to the phone, I could move to another room, right? See? I've got it all planned out...
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:57:31 PM 
Imagine how embarassing that would be when you slipped on a plate, and had to call an ambulance because you injured yourself taking a shower with your dishes! You'd be the laughing stock of the the ER!!
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[guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:44:54 PM 
I find that if you just put dirty dishes in the shower, you can kill two birds with one stone.
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:43:21 PM 
LMAO Ron! Oh yes poor little Craig still has to do the dishes. Most of the time anyways hehe
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[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:10:42 PM 
<----waits to be killed...
[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:10:13 PM 
DO THE DISHES?????  U don't have a dog and bark yaself FFS!
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[ron h] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:00:46 PM 
You sissy Poor guy has to defend his country and do the dishes!!  That's criminal!!
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:49:55 PM 
Ahhh a dishwasher would be excellent! LOL! I need to go do some chores too, damnit, hehe.
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:48:06 PM 
Unfortunately, that is the chore I must go do now! I really need a Dishwasher as it is my most unfavorite job.
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:43:03 PM 
LOL!!! Yeah, you need hot water for dishes, part of why Craig does them, he can stand really hot water whereas I can't! LOL!
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