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[momo] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:21:17 PM 
When I worked at the hospital some one went into surgery to have a light bulb removed from his rectum, one of the long ones, said he sat on it accidentally. BTW it was Valentines Day
[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:18:56 PM 
U want embarrassing ER? Mate Charlie tried to light a fart as part of a drunken evening, it kinda went wrong and Derek drove him to the casualty department - Charlie had his ass out the window, they passed a police car - poor buggers didn't know what to do...i mean - how do u write THAT up??  lol.
[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:17:20 PM 
I've heard some pretty funny ones myself! My best friend's mom was a late night ER nurse!  How embarassing  to be the fool who passed out at a club, back in the days of disco, and have the ER people  cut away the pants to discover a cucumber taped to his leg! HA!! 
Of cours that was the eighties and tatoos were not something most people got, but her motto back then was more than 4 tatoos and your a loser! Once again, preface that remark with the time! It's a bit different now as so many people have body art.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:11:53 PM)
[.] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:16:53 PM 
Hello everyone. How is everybody this fine afternoon/evening/night/early morning/lunch time?
[guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:11:53 PM 
Funny thing is...I bet it has happened! Oh the stories I'm sure they could tell at the emergency room here.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:07:54 PM)
[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:07:54 PM 

Yeh, you could, but what if they get to looking around or there is actually a fork, stuck in your body, and they go to investigate? 
LMAO!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, August 31, 2009 8:02:45 PM)
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[guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 8:02:45 PM 
You assume I have a phone in my shower, don't you?

Why, if I could make it to the phone, I could move to another room, right? See? I've got it all planned out...
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:57:31 PM 
Imagine how embarassing that would be when you slipped on a plate, and had to call an ambulance because you injured yourself taking a shower with your dishes! You'd be the laughing stock of the the ER!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, August 31, 2009 7:44:54 PM)
[guidogodoy] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:44:54 PM 
I find that if you just put dirty dishes in the shower, you can kill two birds with one stone.
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:43:21 PM 
LMAO Ron! Oh yes poor little Craig still has to do the dishes. Most of the time anyways hehe
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[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:10:42 PM 
<----waits to be killed...
[Necroticist] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:10:13 PM 
DO THE DISHES?????  U don't have a dog and bark yaself FFS!
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[ron h] Monday, August 31, 2009 7:00:46 PM 
You sissy Poor guy has to defend his country and do the dishes!!  That's criminal!!
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:49:55 PM 
Ahhh a dishwasher would be excellent! LOL! I need to go do some chores too, damnit, hehe.
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:48:06 PM 
Unfortunately, that is the chore I must go do now! I really need a Dishwasher as it is my most unfavorite job.
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:43:03 PM 
LOL!!! Yeah, you need hot water for dishes, part of why Craig does them, he can stand really hot water whereas I can't! LOL!
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:40:10 PM 
Humm, I should begin to use the "dish philosophy" with a certain tween who seems to be alien to washing dishes and as the water she would use would be very luke warm, I'm not so sure I want her washing my dishes? She'd cry and claim she was burned to use the water I wash dishes in.
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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:37:04 PM 
LOL!!!! Our cats and dog are snobby when it comes to sleeping places, they won't like his sweaty dirty uniform LOL!
My usual rules are if it's on the floor it's getting washed whether you like it or not, and if the dishes haven't been done I'm not feeding you, LOL!
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[spapad] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:30:44 PM 
I'd let the cat/dog use it for a bed for a few days and see if that changed his idea of the perfect place to leave dirty clothes. LOL
Pretty easy to see why I'm not married! I'm a bitch! HA!!!

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[Becks] Monday, August 31, 2009 6:27:34 PM 
Oooh yay for a three day weekend!
Speaking of laundry, I just noticed that SOMEONE (not me lol) left his physical training uniform lying on the kitchen floor. Yeah like it's going to get clean lying there LOL!
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