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[metalgodess] Saturday, June 25, 2011 7:52:00 AM 
What is it with cats? My other guy, William, likes getting rubbed and petted, but there's one spot on his stomach, if you get anywhere near it, he gets really mad and slaps you.  Now, he is one big cat, so when his paw comes down on you, it's like a small baseball bat.  Same thing if you brush him - he likes it for about 5 or 6 minutes, purrs, gets all excited and frisky, then suddenly he gets 'the look', stands up on the back legs and belts you.
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[joedraper] Saturday, June 25, 2011 4:42:19 AM 
Hahahahahhaaha!! That sounds too cute... You have to post a photo or a short vid clip of him purring along as you nibble lol... My cat Jethro has pink feet. I can touch all of his paws barring one. He jerks it away and gives me "the look" but the others.. He loves it. like a kitty paw massage..
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[guidogodoy] Friday, June 24, 2011 11:48:31 PM 
HAAAAAAAA!!!!! "Furry nachos."

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[metalgodess] Friday, June 24, 2011 8:43:47 PM 
Sometimes, I chew on my cat Bosco's ears.  They're like little furry nachos.  He seems to enjoy it, too.
[hellrider 31038] Friday, June 24, 2011 7:39:54 PM 
SEVERAL TIMES I HAD A MASSIVE URGE TO ELBOW IN THE FACE  ( ACIDENTALLY OFCOARSE LOL) THAT STRANGE GUY  I USED TO WORK WITH YEARS AGO. WHO USED TO LOOK OVER MY SHOULDER AT WHAT I WAS DOING AND WAS PRACTICALLY IN MY FACE.HE WAS A NICE GUY IT JUST GOT TO ME.
[metalgodess] Thursday, June 23, 2011 7:20:08 PM 
hahahaha!!!  As long as you don't hear barking dogs, like that Sam Berkowitz fellow!!!
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[Vaillant 3.0] Thursday, June 23, 2011 7:02:18 PM 
Lucky. I have imaginary conversations too, but none of them are with the Metal Gods. The voices I talk to usually tell me to burn everything to the ground and to make things explode...and then I tell them to go take a hike. That usually works for about five minutes or so. Most effective treatment I've found so far is to go on a drive. They're nice enough to shut up and let me drive. 'Tis nice.

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[spapad] Wednesday, June 22, 2011 10:28:50 PM 
Sounds nice!

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[metalgodess] Wednesday, June 22, 2011 8:15:38 PM 
Sometimes I have imaginary conversations with Rob or Glenn while I'm cooking dinner .  But they're always about music and stuff.  Nothing rude!
[metalgodess] Wednesday, June 22, 2011 8:07:45 PM 
I listen to my Johnny Mathis, Bing Crosby and Andy Williams Christmas CD's without fail every year!
PS Hellrider, you crack me up!!!!

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[hellrider 31038] Wednesday, June 22, 2011 7:57:23 PM 
I HAVE A HABIT OF TELLING THE LADIES AT WORK WHEN THEY ASK ME FOR SOMETHING

GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BEG


THEY ARE STARTING TO USE IT ON ME.LOL
[hellrider 31038] Saturday, June 11, 2011 10:29:26 PM 

MY DOG BAILEY MACHO MAN LIFTED HIS LEG ON THE CHRISTMAS TREE A COUPLE YEARS AGO IN THE HALL OF THE ESTABLISHMENT
 MY GRANDMOTHER IS STAYING AT.

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE RESPONSIBLE ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF DOING WHAT I DID



LOOK AROUND SEE IF ANYONE SAW THEN SPLIT
[hellrider 31038] Monday, April 18, 2011 7:05:30 PM 
THAT UM STEEL PIPE I SNAPED IN HALF AT WORK THE OTHER DAY WITH MY BARE
 HANDS WAS ONLY PAPER THIN
[joedraper] Wednesday, December 01, 2010 7:39:01 AM 
I'm a little flustered because my new Susan Boyle CD hasn't arrived yet... There.. I admitted it.. I love SuBo! lol
[METALMANJP] Thursday, November 04, 2010 3:19:09 PM 
I love Roger Whittaker. "Ding Dong Merrily on High" sends chills down my back !
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[spapad] Tuesday, November 02, 2010 5:55:16 PM 
Roger Whittaker? Is he still alive?...................I take it, you didn't give him a heads up on the sticky situation?
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[Zomby] Tuesday, November 02, 2010 3:58:19 AM 
i saw roger whittaker in argos with a bogey hanging from his nose
[kiamat] Monday, November 01, 2010 6:18:45 PM 
I see nothing wrong with that if there were marshmallows involved. I would go a long way for free marshmallows   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Necroticist from Sunday, October 24, 2010 3:30:24 PM)
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[Necroticist] Sunday, October 24, 2010 3:30:24 PM 
Dude...in the '70's i was on stage with Des O'Connor...so u have nada to be ashamed of...lol  (if ya must know he gave me a pack of marshmallows and i sat on the stage front as he sang..)
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[spapad] Sunday, October 24, 2010 2:42:27 PM 
Say three Hail Mary's and fast for a day!  I do remember the song though.
Go in peace my son! LOL

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