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come on somebody make me laugh!!!





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[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Tuesday, May 26, 2009 6:54:03 PM 
[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Tuesday, May 26, 2009 6:49:19 PM 
[spapad] Sunday, May 24, 2009 12:06:28 PM 
[kiamat] Sunday, May 24, 2009 9:02:20 AM 
Because Klingons were baddies in those days and even had dodgy accents so you could tell zey vere rreal baddies. None of these pansy Klingons who are actually members of Starfleet...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:56:18 PM)
[_strat_] Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:56:18 PM 
No. Data is cool. And so is Q. Kirk never had anything to do with Q. And Picard had a Klingon. Did Kirk have a Klingon? No, Kirk didnt have a Klingon. Picard had a cool uniform, very stylish. Did Kirk have a cool uniform, very stylish? No Kirk had a yellow tight shirt.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:52:25 PM)
[Head banger] Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:52:25 PM 
data is a rip off mr spock
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:49:58 PM)
[_strat_] Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:49:58 PM 
Kirk never had a cool android.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:30:03 PM)
[Head banger] Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:30:03 PM 
picard never got anyone to heal the horta
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:27:13 PM)
[_strat_] Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:27:13 PM 
Well, yeah, they were short. But in Picards days, short skirts gave way to very, VERY tight costumes.

Picard went against borgs. Kirks main opponents were Klingons with bad makeup.
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[Vaillant 3.0] Saturday, May 23, 2009 12:01:23 PM 
That's so cute!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, May 23, 2009 10:22:37 AM)
[Head banger] Saturday, May 23, 2009 11:52:04 AM 
but..... he.... could.....kick...... some.....ass.....
and the skirts were real short!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, May 23, 2009 11:45:16 AM)
[_strat_] Saturday, May 23, 2009 11:45:16 AM 

Youre right. A real captain would embarrase himself with bad acting.


Is it just me, or is Spock wearing make-up?


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Saturday, May 23, 2009 11:38:30 AM)
[Head banger] Saturday, May 23, 2009 11:38:30 AM 
lets not, no real captain would.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, May 23, 2009 10:22:37 AM)
[_strat_] Saturday, May 23, 2009 10:22:37 AM 

Ahem... Lets se Kirkie do this!


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by kiamat from Saturday, May 23, 2009 4:06:57 AM)
[kiamat] Saturday, May 23, 2009 4:06:57 AM 
Ahhh, don't feel bad Picard, just because you were never as awesome as the Kirkmeister. And you never got the girl.
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[CountessErzebethBathory9] Friday, May 22, 2009 4:37:36 PM 
I dont smoke..but thats sooo funny!!  Poor guy..
He really needs help!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ~ MG_Metalgoddess~ from Friday, May 22, 2009 4:29:59 PM)
[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Friday, May 22, 2009 4:29:59 PM 

For everyone who has tried to quiet smoking.. I Love this one...LMAO

 

[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Thursday, May 21, 2009 4:42:38 PM 
thats funny as hell...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Thursday, May 21, 2009 4:39:21 PM)
[_strat_] Thursday, May 21, 2009 4:39:21 PM 
I feel like bashing Kirk today...



Suuure you are...



Mhm. I wonder who they are talking about? Probably Sulu...



I hope its Kirk, but Im not optimistic...



What? Cant a Vulcan get some privacy?



Guess not...



I agree, captain Picard...
[_strat_] Friday, May 15, 2009 5:20:06 PM 

Now, now! Dont be so evil. He is a good man who knows that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully. He is regulary asking himself "is our children learning?", and when he does his state of the... Speech to the... Speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, he only thinks about gyneocologists love of women.


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