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[Head banger] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 3:06:20 PM

Darth, those are much better.  I will be gone myself,  p, keep finding recruits for the dancers, remember quantity and quality. Darth, are we in need of a book keeper or records keeper?  I know an inteligent well trained scripe I could atempt to entice.

[paorcamp] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 2:58:03 PM

I'm leaving the gate for a while...I need to bring my play station...Oblivion is kind of boring at 3 pm

[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 2:52:00 PM

HB, you are also co-charge of recruitement of demons and such with DF and myself.  I must be off for a few hrs...even Satan takes care of his spawn.   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 2:45:56 PM)   Head banger wrote: no.  not that while that photo may entertain some, he will be on his way to hell soon enough, and dancing will not be on his agenda! our lap dancers should be female, age 18-25, and in the aproximate shape of an hourglass.  Chronos may be able to instruct you in the shape, if not the flesh!

[Head banger] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 2:45:56 PM

no.  not that while that photo may entertain some, he will be on his way to hell soon enough, and dancing will not be on his agenda! our lap dancers should be female, age 18-25, and in the aproximate shape of an hourglass.  Chronos may be able to instruct you in the shape, if not the flesh!

[paorcamp] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 2:43:30 PM

thanks lord...maybe they can help this girl...who's new here   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 2:23:53 PM)   Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: Here are a couple of strippers I found....      paorcamp wrote: I found a lap dancer...he's been working for around a week or so...but fortunately he's interested in strat's cause....

[guitardude] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 2:38:38 PM

What is this strange place? Smells like cottage cheese and tuna fish, and where is that damn counting coming from? Perhaps a new world we have here!!  Looks like a good place to raise some hell!!

[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 2:23:53 PM

Here are a couple of strippers I found....   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by paorcamp from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 2:02:10 PM)   paorcamp wrote: I found a lap dancer...he's been working for around a week or so...but fortunately he's interested in strat's cause....

[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 2:21:58 PM

I want to own the politicians, the rich and the middle class!  I want all to worship at my feet!   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 2:05:01 PM)   Deep Freeze wrote: Oh my silly lord, Darth! The poor are the conduit to all things!! The politicians covet them. The rich give to them. The young uneducated become them and the old (for the most part) ARE them!!! HAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!! Use the poor...Use the poor... Use the poor..  BOY! Am I a great pope or what??!?!?!      Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: Do not limit to just the poor!  You are a lobbyist as well as Pope, DF!  You need to spread my message to  the masses!!!  Old, young, poor, middle class, no class, and the rich!  Politicians, doctors, etc...      Deep Freeze wrote: Silly boy!! Concentrate on the poor!! They are easily mislead and will give you all they have!!.. not to mention they will bring MORE poor to the church and you will make MORE money!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      paorcamp wrote: A month!!!!!!!!!!! what a expensive occupation....well...here we have our first costa rican church and our followers... but it is located in the middle east hell... Edited at: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:48:28 PM

[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 2:05:01 PM

Oh my silly lord, Darth! The poor are the conduit to all things!! The politicians covet them. The rich give to them. The young uneducated become them and the old (for the most part) ARE them!!! HAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!! Use the poor...Use the poor... Use the poor..  BOY! Am I a great pope or what??!?!?!   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:58:11 PM)   Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: Do not limit to just the poor!  You are a lobbyist as well as Pope, DF!  You need to spread my message to  the masses!!!  Old, young, poor, middle class, no class, and the rich!  Politicians, doctors, etc...      Deep Freeze wrote: Silly boy!! Concentrate on the poor!! They are easily mislead and will give you all they have!!.. not to mention they will bring MORE poor to the church and you will make MORE money!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      paorcamp wrote: A month!!!!!!!!!!! what a expensive occupation....well...here we have our first costa rican church and our followers... but it is located in the middle east hell... Edited at: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:48:28 PM

[paorcamp] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 2:02:10 PM

I found a lap dancer...he's been working for around a week or so...but fortunately he's interested in strat's cause....

[Head banger] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:58:32 PM

belly dancers are fine, but what we need in hell is a good lap dance!!!   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:55:46 PM)   Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: Here are the new belly dancers!        Head banger wrote: as entertainment director, I have no need of cash, The dancing girls will sufice!!!      Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: Good plan, pope!  Collect/steal/con as much as you can!!!!!      Deep Freeze wrote: Well now, it certainly looks like this whole "god" thing has taken off! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice!  Having started a movement that will last for thousands of years, I can now sit back and watch as mankind slowly perverts my message and makes a complete abomination of what was to be a kind, gentle and loving way of life!! It looks like greed and selfishness are here to stay!! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!! OK, so as pope of the underworld, my first order of business is to establish facilities wherein the "faithful" can "worship" and also bring their hard-earned cash which they will give willingly to my "church" in an attempt to cleanse their collective consciousness and, in doing so, will continue to propagate the idea that I somehow can absolve them of wrongdoing (or in this case, right-doing) and ensure them a place at the hand of our lord, Darth!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! So.. thou shalt bring unto me, thine cash. Placeth it in my  "Plates of forgiveness" and smile whilst thou leave my temple and go on about your business!!! See you in a week!! HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:58:11 PM

Do not limit to just the poor!  You are a lobbyist as well as Pope, DF!  You need to spread my message to  the masses!!!  Old, young, poor, middle class, no class, and the rich!  Politicians, doctors, etc...   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:50:14 PM)   Deep Freeze wrote: Silly boy!! Concentrate on the poor!! They are easily mislead and will give you all they have!!.. not to mention they will bring MORE poor to the church and you will make MORE money!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      paorcamp wrote: A month!!!!!!!!!!! what a expensive occupation....well...here we have our first costa rican church and our followers... but it is located in the middle east hell... Edited at: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:48:28 PM

[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:57:30 PM

Thou art forgiven, my son. Now, go forth and taketh from the poor....TAKETH, I say!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and concentrate on that middle eastern lot!  They will believe anything!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by paorcamp from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:54:44 PM)   paorcamp wrote: oh...I see...I beg for your forgiveness.... may this one be a better option???    (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:50:14 PM)   Deep Freeze wrote:   Silly boy!! Concentrate on the poor!! They are easily mislead and will give you all they have!!.. not to mention they will bring MORE poor to the church and you will make MORE money!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      paorcamp wrote:   A month!!!!!!!!!!! what a expensive occupation....well...here we have our first costa rican church and our followers... but it is located in the middle east hell... Edited at: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:48:28 PM Edited at: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:56:05 PM

[Head banger] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:56:03 PM

the poor and or less educated are the best targets for any religion   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:50:14 PM)   Deep Freeze wrote: Silly boy!! Concentrate on the poor!! They are easily mislead and will give you all they have!!.. not to mention they will bring MORE poor to the church and you will make MORE money!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      paorcamp wrote: A month!!!!!!!!!!! what a expensive occupation....well...here we have our first costa rican church and our followers... but it is located in the middle east hell... Edited at: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:48:28 PM

[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:55:46 PM

Here are the new belly dancers!     [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:50:48 PM)   Head banger wrote: as entertainment director, I have no need of cash, The dancing girls will sufice!!!      Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: Good plan, pope!  Collect/steal/con as much as you can!!!!!      Deep Freeze wrote: Well now, it certainly looks like this whole "god" thing has taken off! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice!  Having started a movement that will last for thousands of years, I can now sit back and watch as mankind slowly perverts my message and makes a complete abomination of what was to be a kind, gentle and loving way of life!! It looks like greed and selfishness are here to stay!! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!! OK, so as pope of the underworld, my first order of business is to establish facilities wherein the "faithful" can "worship" and also bring their hard-earned cash which they will give willingly to my "church" in an attempt to cleanse their collective consciousness and, in doing so, will continue to propagate the idea that I somehow can absolve them of wrongdoing (or in this case, right-doing) and ensure them a place at the hand of our lord, Darth!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! So.. thou shalt bring unto me, thine cash. Placeth it in my  "Plates of forgiveness" and smile whilst thou leave my temple and go on about your business!!! See you in a week!! HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[paorcamp] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:54:44 PM

oh...I see...I beg for your forgiveness.... may this one be a better option???   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:50:14 PM)   Deep Freeze wrote:   Silly boy!! Concentrate on the poor!! They are easily mislead and will give you all they have!!.. not to mention they will bring MORE poor to the church and you will make MORE money!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      paorcamp wrote:   A month!!!!!!!!!!! what a expensive occupation....well...here we have our first costa rican church and our followers... but it is located in the middle east hell... Edited at: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:48:28 PM Edited at: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:56:05 PM

[Head banger] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:50:48 PM

as entertainment director, I have no need of cash, The dancing girls will sufice!!!   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:40:41 PM)   Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote: Good plan, pope!  Collect/steal/con as much as you can!!!!!      Deep Freeze wrote: Well now, it certainly looks like this whole "god" thing has taken off! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice!  Having started a movement that will last for thousands of years, I can now sit back and watch as mankind slowly perverts my message and makes a complete abomination of what was to be a kind, gentle and loving way of life!! It looks like greed and selfishness are here to stay!! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!! OK, so as pope of the underworld, my first order of business is to establish facilities wherein the "faithful" can "worship" and also bring their hard-earned cash which they will give willingly to my "church" in an attempt to cleanse their collective consciousness and, in doing so, will continue to propagate the idea that I somehow can absolve them of wrongdoing (or in this case, right-doing) and ensure them a place at the hand of our lord, Darth!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! So.. thou shalt bring unto me, thine cash. Placeth it in my  "Plates of forgiveness" and smile whilst thou leave my temple and go on about your business!!! See you in a week!! HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:50:14 PM

Silly boy!! Concentrate on the poor!! They are easily mislead and will give you all they have!!.. not to mention they will bring MORE poor to the church and you will make MORE money!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by paorcamp from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:46:52 PM)   paorcamp wrote: A month!!!!!!!!!!! what a expensive occupation....well...here we have our first costa rican church and our followers... but it is located in the middle east hell... Edited at: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:48:28 PM

[paorcamp] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:46:52 PM

A month!!!!!!!!!!! what a expensive occupation....well...here we have our first costa rican church and our followers... but it is located in the middle east hell... Edited at: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:48:28 PM

[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:44:07 PM

GOOD job, paor!!!! that covers a month! You are now promoted to arch-bishop!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by paorcamp from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:42:01 PM)   paorcamp wrote: I think this would cover the first three centuries

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