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[hellrider 31038] Sunday, January 10, 2010 9:14:55 AM

WHEN.I THINK ABOUT THE NEXT PRIEST ALBUM AND THE ALL THE PEOPLE THAT SAID THE METAL GOD CAN NOT HIT THOSE NOTES ANYMORE GETTING THEY FACES RIPED OFF WITH HIS VOLCALS.lol,lol.I CAN NOT WAIT FOR THIS.

[Necroticist] Wednesday, January 06, 2010 4:53:55 PM

..with me it'd have to be food related...a cover like 'Buttered By You, Battered By Me'..

[acolyte55] Wednesday, January 06, 2010 4:38:18 PM

gratuitous violence

[Steve Forrest] Wednesday, January 06, 2010 4:15:51 PM

I think it would be awesome if Weird Al Yankovic would do some parodies of Judas Priest songs.
How about The Green Mitsubishi (With A 2-Door Sedan)? Of course that would be considered a Fleetwood Mac parody though.
maybe Metal Rods. Fuck, I don't know.

[hellrider 31038] Sunday, November 29, 2009 7:05:12 PM

lol.yeah that reminds me ron.lol.one time another friend bought something off the truck at work this is going way back to 1993 and the expire day date was 1980 something.no shi?.lol
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ron h from Saturday, November 28, 2009 4:42:19 PM)

[ron h] Saturday, November 28, 2009 4:42:19 PM

AHHHHH!!!! That's too funny!! We have a "Roach Coach" that comes by the plant as well where I work and you really have to be careful about what you buy!! And considering that you don't really know what is left over compared to what's fresh, you're really better off bringing your own lunch to work!! LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by hellrider 31038 from Saturday, November 28, 2009 3:18:03 PM)

[hellrider 31038] Saturday, November 28, 2009 3:18:03 PM

my friend bought a thing of milk off the coffee truck at work a while back and he he leaned back a bit while drinking it and immediatly spit it out it was very sour all chunky.hilarious.lol

[Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, November 18, 2009 11:50:35 PM

IMHO, there's a good balance between worshipping Judas Priest and goofing around.

[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by SkyRideR from Wednesday, November 18, 2009 6:56:59 PM)

[J.D. DIAMOND] Wednesday, November 18, 2009 10:20:29 PM

If everything were "Priest related stuff" it would get "boring" pretty fast,FACT.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by SkyRideR from Wednesday, November 18, 2009 6:56:59 PM)

[SkyRideR] Wednesday, November 18, 2009 6:56:59 PM

how the judas priest boards are clogged with useless threads, where are all the priest related stuff???

[hellrider 31038] Wednesday, November 18, 2009 6:28:40 PM

when somebody yells at me

GET OFF THE ROAD YOU DARN IDIOT.lol.fuc?

[hellrider 31038] Sunday, November 15, 2009 10:48:59 PM

lol. cheap drum stick must have been made in china.lol

Edited at: Sunday, November 15, 2009 10:50:15 PM
Edited at: Sunday, November 15, 2009 10:51:41 PM

[kiamat] Friday, November 06, 2009 6:53:30 AM

Spotify has just informed me that 'the greatest day of my life has arrived' because the Take That edition of Singstar has just arrived. Right... does that count as false advertising?

[hellrider 31038] Thursday, October 29, 2009 11:00:12 PM

the time i put some grease under the door handle of someone i work with.lol

[spapad] Wednesday, October 21, 2009 10:00:26 PM

Well good for her! I've never heard of a stupider law than to stop people from singing copywrited music of their own volition. That's crazy!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by kiamat from Wednesday, October 21, 2009 10:52:33 AM)

[kiamat] Wednesday, October 21, 2009 10:52:33 AM

This is a good one
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/8317952.stm

Hmmm.... the wonders of the British legal system.

[hellrider 31038] Sunday, October 18, 2009 8:53:25 PM

yeah .when i think about the next PRIEST ALBUM and all the people that dont take priest seriously getting this next album HAMMERED RIGHT IN THERE FACE YEAH MAN JUDAS PRIEST HEAVY MEEETTT TTTAAALLL

[Painkiller87] Wednesday, October 14, 2009 5:12:30 PM

Love this Family Guy scene! LOL

[Palmer Griffiths] Sunday, October 11, 2009 5:13:38 PM

This one is an old jim carrey skit hilarious ! *LOL*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K1LZ1592bs

Edited at: Sunday, October 11, 2009 5:17:27 PM

[hellrider 31038] Saturday, October 10, 2009 3:12:12 PM

lol.oh yeah MOJOR SHOCK MAN like i said the spark plug thing went flying in my neibors yard..90210 oh yeah man in beverly hill yeah i remember that.you ever call me that again you,ve got another thing comin.a fist full of spikes.lol
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by J.D. DIAMOND from Saturday, October 10, 2009 3:22:39 AM)

[J.D. DIAMOND] Saturday, October 10, 2009 3:22:39 AM

That is funny Hellrider you must of got a pretty good shock from it!!!LOL! What also cracks me up is that I was looking through my posts for a
picture that I posted in the past and I stubbled across when I first started here I called you hellrider 90210 in Beverly Hills!!! LOL!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by hellrider 31038 from Saturday, October 10, 2009 12:06:22 AM)

[hellrider 31038] Saturday, October 10, 2009 12:06:22 AM

lol.that time tears ago working on my dirt bike started it up and it was reving full blast by itself so i grabed the spark plug wire to pull it off.lol.MISTAKE.lol.MAjOR ELECTRICUTED MAN i like moving around and the spark plug wire boot (the part of the cable that goes around the spark plug) went flying in my neibors yard.lol.fuc?

[Becks] Wednesday, October 07, 2009 8:58:58 PM

LOL Spa yeah he must be frustrated!

All the surviving birds have been relocated to pest free islands around NZ, cos on the mainland introduced animals like cats and stoats were killing them off.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Wednesday, October 07, 2009 8:53:59 PM)

[spapad] Wednesday, October 07, 2009 8:53:59 PM

LMAO!!! I guess only 100 or so birds left in the world leaves the little fellows a little "frustrated" and sad but true they are probably going to die out because they can not fly. They are cute though. Wouldn't mind to own one if it didn't "mount my head" all the time! LOL [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Becks from Wednesday, October 07, 2009 8:23:07 PM)
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[Becks] Wednesday, October 07, 2009 8:23:07 PM

Here is a clip from a British documentary called Last Chance to See, where he has gone around the world looking at endangered species. This clip is here in NZ with a native flightless parrot called a kakapo, this particular bird is called Sirocco. On a serious note, there are only 124 of these birds left in the world. This video cracked me up though! LMAO!

[joedraper] Monday, October 05, 2009 3:41:47 PM

[hellrider 31038] Sunday, October 04, 2009 11:50:03 PM

that time a bus driver totally cut me off against the curb when i was riding to work one morning and stopped the bus and when i went to go around he opened his door and started screaming his head off at me to get off the road and ride on the side walk.lol thats BRRREEEAAAKKKIIINNNGGG THHHEEE LAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW riding on the sidewalk.if you think you itimidation tactics are going to work on me mr bus driver YOU,VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN.lol

[guidogodoy] Sunday, October 04, 2009 12:45:27 AM

HAAAAAAA!!!!!!! LOVE that one. More Schnapps and the south will rise again! LOL!!!!!!!!

[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Sunday, October 04, 2009 12:35:21 AM)

[Vaillant 3.0] Sunday, October 04, 2009 12:35:21 AM

Awww!! Butters is cool!!

Speaking of South Park:

www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103779

A favorite episode of mine.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Saturday, October 03, 2009 11:29:11 PM)

[guidogodoy] Saturday, October 03, 2009 11:29:11 PM

Butters! LOL!!

[J.D. DIAMOND] Friday, October 02, 2009 8:13:42 PM

HAHAHAHA!! Oh my freaking god this is the "WORST thing and the most painful thing I have ever seen in my life!! Blotto "heavy metal head" 1983!!!! This was an MTV video from back in the day and it is so painful to watch,its a parody!!!! lmao!!!!

[hellrider 31038] Friday, October 02, 2009 7:00:22 PM

lol.Vaillant brings back both good and bad memories like 17 years ago lol.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Thursday, October 01, 2009 10:30:06 PM)

[Steve Forrest] Friday, October 02, 2009 3:41:23 PM

I watched the movie Predator recently, and throughout the entire movie, I imagined what the movie would be like if all the actors were different. Here's how I imagined it:

Dutch - Emo Phillips
Dillon - Gary Coleman
Blaine - Charles Nelson Reilly
Mac - Chris Tucker
Pancho - Jeff Garlin
Billy - Weird Al Yankovic
Hawkins - Phil Collins
Anna - Fran Drescher
the general - Ray Charles

[Steve Forrest] Friday, October 02, 2009 3:07:47 PM

I think it would be funny during a JP show to hear Rob Halford to introduce the song Turbo Lover like this:
"All right, metalheads! You ready For some more metal? Here's a song about gay sex. It's called TURBO LOVER!!!!!!!"

[Vaillant 3.0] Thursday, October 01, 2009 10:30:06 PM

Trippy propaganda film. Enjoy!

[J.D. DIAMOND] Wednesday, September 30, 2009 3:05:14 PM

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[AngelEyes666] Wednesday, September 30, 2009 7:54:39 AM

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[Head banger] Monday, September 28, 2009 9:30:17 AM

Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are

> giving you a hard time!!!!!!!

> A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a

> refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told

> her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

> Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started

> screaming,

> 'PINCH MY NIPPLES,

> PINCH MY NIPPLES,

> PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!'

> The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager In front of a

> growing crowd of customers.

> The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's wrong?'

> She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that

> he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

> Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,

> 'PINCH MY NIPPLES,

> PINCH MY NIPPLES,

> PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'

> Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!

> In shock, the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'

> ! ; In a huff, the woman says,

> 'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED !!'

> The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

[hellrider 31038] Sunday, September 27, 2009 6:47:08 PM

we will pray for your safe return J.D DIAMOND THE COOOMMMMMMAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDEEEERRRR.lol
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by J.D. DIAMOND from Sunday, September 27, 2009 5:35:51 PM)

[J.D. DIAMOND] Sunday, September 27, 2009 5:35:51 PM

LOL!!! This is a button that my girlfriend needs today(lol) as I am getting my ass kicked over here....I got up this morning and thats about all it takes for a reason to kick my ass!! LOFL!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!

I'm getting my ass handed to me on a silver platter!!! lol! I'm toast today boy.........the worst thing is that I keep cracking a smile and it is almost getting slapped off!!! lol!!!! Just having some fun here!!! lol!!!

Guys if I don't make it out of this day alive,look for my body in my backyard!!!!! LOL!!!!!!
Edited at: Sunday, September 27, 2009 5:38:11 PM

[J.D. DIAMOND] Saturday, September 26, 2009 3:33:54 AM

LOL! Yeah thats what I was thinking spapad!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Sunday, September 20, 2009 4:50:52 PM)

[jimmyjames] Saturday, September 26, 2009 1:49:39 AM

When members on the board have some kind of problem and use it as an excuse to launch attacks on other members on the board and then a whole bunch of others jump in with the whole "we're all friends here" trying to calm things down. Then the person who started it apologizes and uses the whole " i got a lot of shit going on in my personal life" excuse and everybody forgives them and says "we're here for you" etc. That shit cracks me up. It's like the kind of dramas drunk people pull at parties to get attention. Funny.

[spapad] Sunday, September 20, 2009 4:50:52 PM

Now that does indeed make me laugh! Sounds like simple gets more complicated! How crazy is that!
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[hellrider 31038] Friday, September 04, 2009 6:28:21 PM

the thought of going over to the store and testing out the car radios with this song fuc?en cranked while banging my head with my hands around my mouth screaming AHHHHHHHHH DDDAAAAA AHHHHHH DAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHH DAAAAAAAAAAA . tell the guy i want to buy a new stereo for my car mean while i dont even drive lol .but i would really appreciate being able to test them out first end up testing all 20 of them and when he make a sigh to turn it down just pretent i dont understand what he wants
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[ron h] Thursday, September 03, 2009 6:54:56 PM

[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Coyote Bongwater from Thursday, September 03, 2009 6:35:49 PM)

[Coyote Bongwater] Thursday, September 03, 2009 6:35:49 PM

lol i got this new huge amp and i turned it up as loud as it would possibly go and i had a footpedal juicing through it, i started playing master of puppets,, the guy who lives 4 houses down the street walked up to my house and just shouted "HEY WHAT THE F*CK!!!" XD lol made my evening

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