Hey! No KIDDING HERE! I actually laughed till I cried when a girl who was on the boat with us years ago, did that exact same thing! Number ONE! She was notoriously cheep and bought a bathing suit two sizes bigger than she should have worn, JUST because it was on sale! She jumped off the side of the boat and it was like watching Willey Cyote streach a rubber band! Her ass was in the water and her suit was still on the boat hook! Finally the elastic broke loose!
The major smack it delivered sounded really bad!!!! She dog paddled back to the boat and grabed the rails to pull herself up! All the time Saying "GodDamnit, Shit! I Told myself I wouldn't do anything stupid today!" It got worse! When she pulled up on the rungs to board the boat  the whole front of her bathing suit fell down (because it was too big) I just looked at her at said,  "I Think you might want to check yourself first" The look on her face! Priceless!
The whole boat laughed till we cried! My stomach hurt I laughed so long!!!!! LMAO

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by paorcamp from Thursday, April 09, 2009 11:08:21 PM)

		paorcamp wrote:
		lol...I forgot you are from the US....lol

Judas Priest Info Pages

Here is the new and permanent link for the Info Pages. Bookmark it into your faves and please contribute if you can. This site is for the fans, by the fans. Its what Maddrakket wanted

http://maddrakket.com/

Added him as a friend already!!

		guidogodoy wrote:
		Don't believe I have ever added you as a friend...until now. Wonderful comments and you are certainly one. I ask others here to do the same in adding you as a friend.    (Quoting Message by paorcamp from Thursday, April 09, 2009 10:58:01 PM)   paorcamp wrote:   hi people...well...I couldn't avoid reading your conversation...I still don't get why these people is annoyed by you...that's kind of stupid because if you join a forum is to talk to people and to consider different points of view (even if they're stupid)...and in most cases conversations here are not logical (no offense, but most of the time we [actually you ] are joking about everything)...if you disagree about something you can say it or you can just shut up and the world is not going to stop moving!!...who cares??? there's always something that bothers us but it is not reason for causing problems...or stalking...or whatever they do!!!! If you join a forum, then you must behave as a human being...if you don't like someone else's opinions just ignore them (from the verb to not pay attention, not from the verb click over the ignore icon) so for those against my friends...for those who have a problem with them I have three words (actually they're more) you should keep in mind: kiss my ass if you don't like them!!!!!      Becks wrote:   LMAO Paor! I love that fail pic, it's hilarious!      paorcamp wrote:   oh!!...you said fail??      spapad wrote:   Are you talkin' bout me Willis!!!??? I dont give shit how many ignores I get! That's right I said "shit"! This board has been way too anal retentive lately! LOL Becks! Congratulations! You now have reason to celebrate that someone who is an ultimate FAIL chose to ignore you! BAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!      guidogodoy wrote:   Be pleasant but oust the shitdisturbers with multiple accounts, I guess! LOL!!! I guarantee, the mere fact that you mentioned your own ignores will get you more. Some people sadly think that a person measures their self-worth by the number of ignores on jp.com. LOL!!!! Sad individuals, eh?      Becks wrote:   LMAO! what have you done to piss of so many people Guido???? hehehehe.      guidogodoy wrote:   Me too....look at MY count! LOL!!!!      Becks wrote:   LOL I just found out I have gotten my second ever ignore LMAO! I'm pretty sure I know who it is. Hmmm, and to think I have always thought I'm fairly inoffensive haha. Edited at: Thursday, April 09, 2009 11:15:01 PM

are you saying your going to spike my coke with a bit of bacardi.lol

		guidogodoy wrote:
		I actually remembered that as soon as I posted it. Deal, compadre. Cokes are on me (although mine might have a bit of Bacardi if you don't mind! LOL!)      hellrider 31038 wrote: lol.you got a beer on me..thank you for the beer my friend but i do not drink.maybe i could exchange that beer for a nice cold bottle of coca cola classic.lol      guidogodoy wrote: Not the first time, I am afraid. He is really cool but permanently broke! LOL!!!! Took him to Priest on the reunion tour, Priest in the AOR tour in Detroit and now this..that he doesn't yet know (or friggin' call me back!!!!). Who knows, I may be giving YOU a gift! HAAAAAAA!!!!!! No matter what, you got a beer on me, broham!      hellrider 31038 wrote: sure thing my friend.your brother is in for a blast of a brithday gift..i have no idea where we are except up in the nosebleed section somewhere.lol      guidogodoy wrote: PM info as to where you are sitting, etc. I hope to be going with my little bro (he doesn't know yet...my birthday surprise for him). Thirty year old who lives there in Toronto. Let's have some beers! I am like row J on KK's side this time around.      hellrider 31038 wrote: just kidding with you there guido.lol.does this anser your question my friend..yeah man that will be awesome .      guidogodoy wrote: Bro...I am coming to Toronto. You gonna be there?      hellrider 31038 wrote: HELL YEAH      guidogodoy wrote: Just for you, Vail / Becks. Rob's autograph.    (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Wednesday, April 08, 2009 10:23:24 PM)   Vaillant 3.0 wrote:   You and Guido have autographed copies? NICE!!!!! Even though mine is a used copy, I love it to death.        spapad wrote:   Yes it does! and BTW Guid, you know I have RH Essentials autograghed.  Number 000193 /00500.      Vaillant 3.0 wrote:   Made in Hell sounds like a precursor to what would be Judas Priest's Deal with the Devil.      spapad wrote:   I've had Resurrection for ages, dont mean I spell it right! I only had that in my car CD for months on end! It's my abosolute Fav of all of Rob's work, and I do mean ALL of Rob's work. It's biographical in alot of ways.      Vaillant 3.0 wrote:   Yup... Anyway, who has the Resurrection CD from Halford? Or Crucible? I want to try and find them both in the record store and buy them this Friday. I have Metal God Essentials Vol 1, which rocked my socks off so much!!      Becks wrote:   Ahhhhh! Nasty!      Vaillant 3.0 wrote:   Actually, the fence was made of iron and had those long spikes. I didn't ride a bike through it, though.      spapad wrote:   Yes, monkey see monkey do and loose bigtime in the immitation! LOL Sorry about that Vail! That bad Huh? Did it involve a bike? My cousin ran into a barbed wire electric fence with his bike, he was really pathetic for a while. Cut to shreds and shocked. Sad.      Becks wrote:   LOL!!! Monkey see monkey do eh!      spapad wrote:   HA!! The sad part is, I had tried that manuver before, only dumb me used a piece of weed to touch the fence, and it shocked the crap out of me. But I had just watched one of my uncles hop the cow fence, and I thought, "if they can do it, so can I" HA!!! Big wrong! LOL      Becks wrote:   Hopefully the sun is heading your way, its not really around here at the moment LOL. Mind you we're heading in to crappy old winter anyways. LOL Spa! I did something similar, except I just decided hmmm I wonder what it would feel like if I touch this fence! LOL.      spapad wrote:   LOL! HA!!! I once tried, in my superfoolish child mind, to jump an electric fence! I tripped over the top of it and it wrapped around my leg and I just laid in the pasture screaming for someone to help me! My leg was purple in places from that hair raising experience! Still, I find it funny now!      Becks wrote:   LOL I rode my bike in to a hedge when I was little, I was just learning without training wheels so I was very young and hadn't mastered the use of the brakes LOL!      spapad wrote:   HA!! I don't know that he wrecked his bike as a kid, but, odds are yeh he did. I don't know one kid who never wrecked a bike. Even Flora hit the skids one day  and she said she would never ride a bike again! LOL She got over it!      Becks wrote:   LMAO he wrecked his bike as a kid?? Funny! I wish there was a decent Priest autobiography around with all the funny random stories from over the years I'd so buy it      spapad wrote:   From a wise man who was allowed to wreck his own bike growing up! LOL      Becks wrote:   It's like Mr Halford himself said in an interview I watched on youtube - if people want to be stupid, they have the right to be stupid. I think people need to take responsibility for their own stupidity.      Vaillant 3.0 wrote:   People that got themselves hurt on stuff that's supposed to be fun are what motivates those restrictions. Oh, well....nothing more to do than to live with them rules... How's it going with the snow overthere? It was raining here yesterday!      spapad wrote:   Anymore it's crime to let  your child ride a bike without a helmet! This world is just insane! I hurt myself on my bike one time and I wasn't even on it! It was laying on the ground, I twisted my ankle and landed on the back tire bolt! Put a big ol' hole in me! HA!!! No one had a cow over it and attempted to sue anyone because it never had a "protective cap" over the bolt!    (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Wednesday, April 08, 2009 8:50:09 PM)   Vaillant 3.0 wrote:   I know!! Party-poopers!!!      spapad wrote:   Doing just fine! Got a load of I's today from the usual suspects, and I don't care a damn! LOL  Yeah, Safety issues and sue crazy people won't let you do anyting fun anymore! Would have been nice to stand on the roof top, but probably had you made it there a crew of EMT's and the firedepartment would have been there as soon as someone saw you! LOL They would have called it in as a crazy girl who thinks she can fly is on the rooftop! Always spoilers! LMAO!      Vaillant 3.0 wrote:   It went pretty well. Had to go on another building to do my waving, though. The one I had in mind didn't allow students to access the rooftop. Other than that, I think my ten seconds of waving was worth it. How are you doing, Spa?      spapad wrote:   How do you think your waving experiment went? LOL Maybe if you had a big spot light! How you doin' Vail!?    (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Wednesday, April 08, 2009 8:28:23 PM)   Vaillant 3.0 wrote:   See ya later, DF!! Hope you have fun in San Fran!!      Deep Freeze wrote:   Yes. I must be off as well. Time for some dinner!  Val, I will watch out the window for you!!!!! Talk to you all later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited at: Wednesday, April 08, 2009 8:37:28 PM Edited at: Wednesday, April 08, 2009 9:06:08 PM Edited at: Wednesday, April 08, 2009 10:36:43 PM

Just stating the obvious!!!

		Becks wrote:
		LMAO Spa!      spapad wrote: Are you talkin' bout me Willis!!!??? I dont give shit how many ignores I get! That's right I said "shit"! This board has been way too anal retentive lately! LOL Becks! Congratulations! You now have reason to celebrate that someone who is an ultimate FAIL chose to ignore you! BAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!      guidogodoy wrote: Be pleasant but oust the shitdisturbers with multiple accounts, I guess! LOL!!! I guarantee, the mere fact that you mentioned your own ignores will get you more. Some people sadly think that a person measures their self-worth by the number of ignores on jp.com. LOL!!!! Sad individuals, eh?      Becks wrote: LMAO! what have you done to piss of so many people Guido???? hehehehe.      guidogodoy wrote: Me too....look at MY count! LOL!!!!      Becks wrote: LOL I just found out I have gotten my second ever ignore LMAO! I'm pretty sure I know who it is. Hmmm, and to think I have always thought I'm fairly inoffensive haha.