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[guidogodoy] Thursday, December 06, 2018 1:58:26 AM 
Charlie MURPHY (RIP).


[Vaillant 3.0] Monday, September 03, 2018 12:36:19 AM 
Best pic on Rob's FB/Instagram pages so far...


[guidogodoy] Monday, August 06, 2018 2:32:29 AM 
This guy scamming a phone scammer made me laugh! Watch the mouse-trap and pseudo-virus he creates off the "cmd" at about minute 8:50 plus! Gets TOO funny as you see the computer apparently going crazy while the scammer is trying to fix it!! LOL!!! RIGHT up my alley!


[Vaillant 3.0] Thursday, December 17, 2015 8:48:07 PM 
Heh.

[Vaillant 3.0] Thursday, December 03, 2015 7:56:29 PM 
"I Need a New Bum". Man, I'd love to read/hear the plot to THAT book.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Becks from Thursday, December 03, 2015 1:36:56 AM)
[Becks] Thursday, December 03, 2015 1:36:56 AM 
Haha Ada would love those books! She got a new one yesterday, 'I Need A New Bum', LMAO!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Thursday, December 03, 2015 12:09:41 AM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Thursday, December 03, 2015 12:09:41 AM 
Potty humor.


[Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, November 03, 2015 10:57:41 PM 
Maybe he went to China Grove?

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Tuesday, November 03, 2015 7:51:22 PM)
[guidogodoy] Tuesday, November 03, 2015 7:51:22 PM 
Not only good but impressive! How the heck did that guy sing like Michael with Dracula teeth?!? LOL!!!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Tuesday, November 03, 2015 6:53:43 PM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, November 03, 2015 6:53:43 PM 
My nephew shared this with me a few years ago and just now remembered it. Funny as all hell.

Happy Late Halloween, ladies and germs!


[666ozzypriest666] Sunday, November 01, 2015 2:48:23 PM 
 You are a fucking idiot!
[Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, October 28, 2015 11:59:42 PM 
You are not a true Star Wars fan. Of COURSE you wouldn't get it.

Now go sit on a tack.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Wednesday, October 28, 2015 10:02:57 PM)
[guidogodoy] Wednesday, October 28, 2015 10:02:57 PM 
HHHHHHHHHHHAAHGGG!!! Sorry, something caught in my throat.
I don't get it.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Wednesday, October 28, 2015 8:24:17 PM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, October 28, 2015 8:24:17 PM 
Funny only to me, most likely.

[666ozzypriest666] Saturday, August 22, 2015 12:07:22 AM 
The silly ones like Guido and Vail don�t recognize it how stupid they are and they laugh about their own stupitidy! HAAAAAAA!!
[Vaillant 3.0] Sunday, August 16, 2015 11:38:03 PM 
A special shoutout to an old "friend" of mine from here, who sent me a surprise gift over the weekend. He tends to be a bit flighty, so here's my message to him, should he ever come back again:

Thanks for the laugh, you dumbass piece of cat shit!!!
[Head banger] Saturday, February 21, 2015 8:43:57 PM 
 ME TOO.  
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Saturday, February 21, 2015 3:30:10 PM)
[guidogodoy] Saturday, February 21, 2015 3:30:10 PM 
I'd rather eat the pig.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Saturday, February 21, 2015 2:59:54 PM)
[Head banger] Saturday, February 21, 2015 2:59:54 PM 
COCK'S COMB SOUP?
[guidogodoy] Saturday, February 21, 2015 1:38:35 PM 
Why is that pig trying to cut the the crest off that cockatoo?!? That is just not right.....

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, February 20, 2015 9:16:14 PM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Friday, February 20, 2015 9:16:14 PM 
This pic is making me laugh. Heh. Ian and Richie. Richie's the sheep getting sheared (or is it shorn?).


[i flick my boogers] Friday, November 21, 2014 11:52:25 PM 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DyUlhtm_0rI 
[Vaillant 3.0] Saturday, November 01, 2014 11:04:15 PM 
I'm driving around doing errands and whatnot, and decide to change radio stations while at a stop light. I find one that was just starting to play Fade to Black. I leave it there and continue my merry way.

Now...guess what the station plays next.

Yup.

Devo's Whip It!

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta love JACKFM.

Edited at: Saturday, November 01, 2014 11:04:45 PM
[guidogodoy] Saturday, October 25, 2014 7:13:55 PM 
The Michigan vs. Michigan State game today!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! M go blow!
[Vaillant 3.0] Monday, September 08, 2014 9:51:09 PM 
Heheh.


[i flick my boogers] Saturday, April 12, 2014 1:22:44 PM 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxHna3gReBw
[guidogodoy] Thursday, March 06, 2014 2:07:06 AM 
In the marathon the other day, around mile 20+ someone had a sign saying "Chuck Norris never ran a marathon!"
I laughed and shouted that I have never given anyone a roundhouse kick to the head!

Now just what happened to the Chuck Norris thread?
[i flick my boogers] Saturday, February 15, 2014 1:05:10 PM 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siA04SouqFM&feature=share
[Trixi] Saturday, January 25, 2014 7:53:20 AM 

 HHAAAAA!! HOW FUNNY!!


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by i flick my boogers from Saturday, December 07, 2013 2:04:28 PM)
[i flick my boogers] Saturday, December 07, 2013 2:04:28 PM 
 ----->>http://youtu.be/sqMSb0iPwfY
[Vaillant 3.0] Monday, September 16, 2013 7:24:50 PM 
HA! Plenty more where that came from.

www.youtube.com/playlist

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by acolyte55 from Monday, September 16, 2013 12:48:36 PM)
[acolyte55] Monday, September 16, 2013 12:48:36 PM 
 NICE ONE VAIL  "lizard has a shitty day" lol
[Vaillant 3.0] Sunday, September 15, 2013 11:25:24 PM 


Heheh.
[guidogodoy] Saturday, September 14, 2013 8:19:16 PM 

[Brian_Evans] Friday, September 13, 2013 9:09:23 PM 
 
[METALMANJP] Wednesday, September 11, 2013 12:10:28 PM 

What is long and hard and given to a polish wife on her wedding night ? A new last name !

[Brian_Evans] Thursday, August 22, 2013 11:19:28 AM 
 
[Tania2194AD] Wednesday, January 16, 2013 7:50:35 AM 
 very funny Valliant!!!!!!!!!


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Wednesday, January 16, 2013 12:39:30 AM)
[guidogodoy] Wednesday, January 16, 2013 12:43:01 AM 
HAAAA! Sorry. Can't help one more to see how you respond. I played F.E.A.R.  It was a FPS that came out over in 2005!

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say that you meant FEAR 2 or even 3. Here is a quote: Alexander Pope "A little learning is a dangerous thing." Drink deeper.

[Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, January 16, 2013 12:39:30 AM 
Watch out, Guids. I think the "Tania" is doing the written courtship dance.
[Tania2194AD] Wednesday, January 16, 2013 12:35:34 AM 
 you don't understand nothing,never.
what,afraid? better to play this game  F.E.A.R. 
why Bueller, better say SOS,SOS.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Wednesday, January 16, 2013 12:25:29 AM)
[guidogodoy] Wednesday, January 16, 2013 12:25:29 AM 
Now it is "Tania" typing to me! What the hell does this mean?!? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

hey mr.Randy , you like a sintered hamburger in the oven. better discussing metal than some stuff. u la la ... u la la in the usa total hard core,man.lol

[guidogodoy] Tuesday, January 15, 2013 11:21:09 PM 
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! "Arctic blast in CA?" Oh, THAT made me laugh!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Tuesday, January 15, 2013 11:15:52 PM)
[Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, January 15, 2013 11:15:52 PM 
It's funny because it's true.




[hellrider 31038] Thursday, December 06, 2012 8:31:03 PM 
WHENSOMEONEFUC?SYOUAROUNDANDWISHTHEYHADENT
ITS ALLSO CAN BE ALOT OF FUN.LOL
AND THATS A RANDOM FACT 
[METALMANJP] Monday, September 24, 2012 2:40:32 PM 
http://youto.be/BTRSkrEqifU
[Tyrant] Sunday, July 29, 2012 7:50:47 AM 
The Chuck Norris thread made me laugh, cos he is the biggest joke of all time lol !

What a red neck, even now he still makes me laugh , but the red necks sticking up for him , thats a joke in its self ....

I miss chucky lmao.


Tyrant..
Never turn your back, on the Ripper! Tim Owens .
[Coyotee Bongwater] Monday, June 18, 2012 11:18:48 AM 
people now having to get drug tested who are on welfare XD
[METALMANJP] Thursday, June 14, 2012 2:34:38 PM 
Lebron James getting his ass handed to him !
[Brian_Evans] Sunday, June 10, 2012 5:11:56 PM 
Ha! I saw a guy pulling a RV that did that one time, totaled both the RV and truck. Black ice!
Edited at: Sunday, June 10, 2012 5:14:44 PM
[Coyotee Bongwater] Sunday, June 10, 2012 1:08:03 PM 
whenever its snowing really bad out and you have to drive like 20 mph on the highway, but there is one guy who just feels that since he has 4 wheel drive he can stil drive 70mph, and when you get a further down the road you see that vehicle totalled
[Head banger] Saturday, November 12, 2011 4:45:47 PM 
The fact that the video of the day for the last few weeks on Igoogle is Emperor - The black wizards live.  how the fuck that got to be the vid I dont know
[Steve Forrest] Saturday, November 12, 2011 4:16:41 PM 
an "alternate" version of Justin Bieber - Baby
http://youtu.be/4bqRpXPy4kM
[Steve Forrest] Saturday, November 12, 2011 4:10:25 PM 
a "disney friendly" version of Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face
http://youtu.be/g1Zmkevry5g
[hellrider 31038] Sunday, October 30, 2011 10:24:05 AM 
WHENSOMEBODYFUC?SYOUAROUNDTHENFUC?SYOUAROUNDAGAINONLYTOGETFUC?EDEVENWORSTTHANTHEFIRSTTIME
[METALMANJP] Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:42:24 PM 
[METALMANJP] Tuesday, September 20, 2011 11:25:37 AM 
Another - Charlie Sheen has so much snot and coke up his nostrils he named them the Hilton twins !!!!
[METALMANJP] Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:27:00 AM 
Charlie Sheen's Roast. Jon Lovitz " How much blow can Charlie Sheen do "? "Enough to kill two and a half men". The show was hilarious !
[hellrider 31038] Sunday, September 04, 2011 10:00:04 PM 
MY OLD LAWN MOWER
I DISCONNECTED THE GOVANER. MADE IT REV AND SOUND LIKE ONE OF THOSE RACE BIKES YOU SEE ON THE ROAD.HELL YEAH TOTAL KICK AS?MY NEIBOR ONCE TOLD ME IT SCARED HIM.LOL.

[_strat_] Friday, July 15, 2011 3:47:05 PM 
Lol! I remember that one! Too bad they stopped showing it. The best episode was the one where they had to get of off their addictions... Which of course they didnt.

But speaking of British sitcoms, here is the best of the best:



   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Becks from Wednesday, June 29, 2011 4:14:37 AM)
Edited at: Friday, July 15, 2011 3:47:27 PM
[.] Friday, July 15, 2011 3:22:04 PM 
 I never met Reg, Linda or Sean...

 But what a bunch of assholes.



[Becks] Wednesday, June 29, 2011 4:14:37 AM 
Father Ted - the best comedy show EVER!!!


[joedraper] Saturday, June 25, 2011 12:20:43 PM 
More ridiculous articles... I mean.. Just did almost 600 words of a topic I know Nothing about and managed to make it sound kinda good lol.... I made sure that the client does not attatch my name to the articles. He pays me, I provide (a bit prostitutional sounding I know lol) but really... Oh well... for now it pays the bills, sorts out my personal trainer and dietician so I'm good lol.
I miss writing stuff that I like though, I must say.
[Head banger] Monday, May 16, 2011 11:45:31 PM 
great
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, May 16, 2011 11:22:09 PM)
[guidogodoy] Monday, May 16, 2011 11:22:09 PM 
Haaa....watch it until the end. LOL



[Steve Forrest] Monday, May 16, 2011 10:02:53 AM 
Another good one. A Japanese game show
http://youtu.be/s5nDCz4hUUQ
[Steve Forrest] Monday, May 16, 2011 9:58:55 AM 
Here's a good one. A dumbass news reporter destroys an ice sculpture.
http://youtu.be/mvQRtCLpTP8
[ScurpiPriest] Sunday, April 24, 2011 3:59:05 PM 
 What makes me laugh? Good question. I love watching Friends, and it always put a smile on my face. Which reminds me I'm pissed off right now.... Woop, woop! Movie time! Despicable me!!
[joedraper] Saturday, April 23, 2011 11:20:06 AM 
My latest assignment... Where I'm contracted to write 10 420-500 word articles on SHIT, most of the topics I have no idea about but if people are dumb enough to read them and I get paid for it.. Well, why not. lol
[guidogodoy] Sunday, April 03, 2011 12:25:23 PM 
HAAAAAAA!!!! "You made me into BEAKER!" <===Best...line...EVER!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by jimmyjames from Sunday, April 03, 2011 12:15:46 PM)
[jimmyjames] Sunday, April 03, 2011 12:15:46 PM 
This is pretty funny.


[guidogodoy] Thursday, March 31, 2011 10:07:54 PM 
Laughter is contagious.


[J.D. DIAMOND] Monday, March 28, 2011 1:15:51 AM 
The Dez Bryant (Dallas Cowboy wide receiver)  incident where at a Dallas Mall he and 3 friends were asked by Police to "please pull up thier pants"!!!!!!

Yes that dumb-stupid fucking rap "look" where its worn by both black and white men for a "hip-hop-rap" look.....its "hip to wear your baggy pants around your thieghs" so your ass is hanging out.....that is some dumb retarded shit,I see it here,on TV and I'm sure you see it where you live too. LOL! Its sad when it became hip to pull your pants down in public!! lol!!
[spapad] Friday, February 18, 2011 9:28:46 PM 
He hated her, he whined when we left him there. We left the window up just in case. This cat had class. From the time he came to our home, he asked to be fed and then found the bathroom and asked for a litterbox. My friend grabbed a cardboard box at the time and shreded paper in it, and he wen right away. The next day we  got him a proper box. He was the best cat I ever knew, it hurt us to have to give him back to his owner, but we could tell he really liked his real owner.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Becks from Friday, February 18, 2011 9:24:49 PM)
[Becks] Friday, February 18, 2011 9:24:49 PM 
LOL that is funny, he must have really not like that girl.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Friday, February 18, 2011 9:23:10 PM)
[spapad] Friday, February 18, 2011 9:23:10 PM 
Some cats only play with it, and others you would think they just dropped acid. lol    Fritz was the dropped acid cat. He would howl and attack that little mouse and them rub himself all over the carpet, and take off running. He was pure entertainment to us.
Funny thing about him. He showed up on our second story window ledge one night, we had no screens and the window was open so he just asked to come in and my friend Lisa gladly invited him in, as she's a cat person. He would not leave at the end of the evening, so we were stuck with him. Several months later a pciture of him went up on the wall at the store across the street. Turns out he was being cat sat by some noisy girl and he left. We took him back since he belonged to someone, but he came back again that night.
We finally told the girl we would keep the cat until his real owner returned as he obviously did not like her. lol

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Becks from Friday, February 18, 2011 9:16:36 PM)
[Becks] Friday, February 18, 2011 9:16:36 PM 
Haha sounds just like one of my cats, he went bananas and drooled everywhere, all over the toy, and his eyes were huge.
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[spapad] Friday, February 18, 2011 9:12:29 PM 
I love the way cats who are sensitive to the stuff get dialated eyes and really act like they are on some heavy mind blowing trip! We had a cat in college who decided to own us, even though I was allergic, but he was too cool to get rid of. He would go crazy on cat nip. Never seen anything like it. Within a half hour he was limp and drooling on the floor, and would sleep for a good three hours. We parted out the catnip in small doses due to his insanity.
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[Becks] Friday, February 18, 2011 8:58:00 PM 
Watching my cats tear their new catnip stuffed squirrel to shreds. I spilt the catnip on the floor too, to much merriment from both of them also, LOL.
[spapad] Friday, February 11, 2011 7:33:15 PM 
I guess he thought he was the Prince. The Prince was a big enough asshole without having a sequel of his idiocy. But, at least he actually could box.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by jimmyjames from Friday, February 11, 2011 2:48:34 PM)
[Becks] Friday, February 11, 2011 7:17:52 PM 
Hahaha what a dick!
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[jimmyjames] Friday, February 11, 2011 2:48:34 PM 
This is funny.
 
[Brian_Evans] Thursday, February 03, 2011 1:06:48 PM 
[METALMANJP] Thursday, January 13, 2011 3:17:18 PM 

Has anyone heard of prankdial? You can send an automated prank phone call to whom ever. Very,very funny !

[Budred] Tuesday, December 28, 2010 8:07:24 AM 
[Budred] Tuesday, December 28, 2010 8:00:08 AM 
I'm a little late with this but I never got to see that house this year. The night I said I was going it rained. We
went for a drive on Christmas Eve to check out Christmas Lights and when we finally got to his place there was
nothing. When we got home we went online to his website and found that he moved to Michigan. (Gowen?) maybe.
I'll check again and post a link or find one of his vids on youtube to post. It was very disappointing. This guy does
a fantastic job.   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Budred from Monday, November 29, 2010 9:02:49 AM)
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[Head banger] Monday, December 27, 2010 6:26:17 PM 
more likely to make one puke than laugh. 
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by running wild from Monday, December 27, 2010 5:34:21 PM)
[the highway terror] Monday, December 27, 2010 5:34:21 PM 
things that make me laugh ? well how about some of the crap that passes for music these days ?
[hellrider 31038] Friday, December 24, 2010 10:16:49 PM 
glad to hear you got them new coats i consider the olds ones animal creulty look at NINA she looks terribly embarresed and CALVIN looks like. if   you laugh at me i am going to bite your face off.lol.i can just see it now your giving them there new coats and they wont stop licking your face you tell them ok thats enough. and then you put the old coats on the floor  and they both go over and they take a leak on them.lol.   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:01:55 AM)
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[FreakyMetalHead] Friday, December 24, 2010 12:39:55 AM 
[guidogodoy] Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:18:21 PM 
No, SHE is giving me shit. Therein lies the problem and need to drag that little mongrel kicking and howling out to do her buisiness in the winter.

Little monster would leave a landmine twice a day if left to her own volition. lol
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Thursday, December 23, 2010 10:41:39 PM)
[spapad] Thursday, December 23, 2010 10:41:39 PM 
Lucy has a pink belly and ventures into the yard sans clothing.   NIna's not running the Iditarod, she's going to the bathroom.  lol I'm just giving you shit for the fun of it! lol
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Thursday, December 23, 2010 10:28:26 PM)
[guidogodoy] Thursday, December 23, 2010 10:28:26 PM 
While that might go for Calvin, Nina isn't exactly a husky ready for the iditarod.
[spapad] Thursday, December 23, 2010 10:00:14 PM 
Agreed!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Thursday, December 23, 2010 9:45:12 PM)
[Head banger] Thursday, December 23, 2010 9:45:12 PM 
real dogs dont wear clothing
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Thursday, December 23, 2010 8:49:59 PM)
[spapad] Thursday, December 23, 2010 8:49:59 PM 
Ok, prove your not a tool and post the new "doggie parkas".  Let the board be the judge of those jackets!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:01:55 AM)
[guidogodoy] Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:01:55 AM 
Cute pooch, Hellrider!
As for mine, let the record show that they got new outdoor jackets a while ago. More for me, though, as I felt like an absolute tool walking them dressed like that. Nina might not have been happy but it sure made the neighbors smile as they drove past.

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[hellrider 31038] Wednesday, December 22, 2010 11:24:07 PM 
he does.lol.very fiesty.
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[spapad] Wednesday, December 22, 2010 9:55:09 PM 
I can see the pug, Chihuahua, and Pomeranian. He's adorable! With that blood line he must think he's ten feet tall and bullet proof. lol
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[hellrider 31038] Wednesday, December 22, 2010 9:39:15 PM 
he is part chuwawa however you spell it lol and pomeranian think he is part pug to cause he has a curly tail
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