| [Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, December 22, 2015 10:01:01 PM | |
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Oatmeal's better. 
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| [acolyte55] Tuesday, December 22, 2015 1:27:57 PM | |
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| like coarse ground oatmeal porridge , except made with corn kernels |
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| [666ozzypriest666] Sunday, December 20, 2015 2:51:56 PM | |
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It's a groats made of corn.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by zomby from Sunday, December 20, 2015 4:57:53 AM)| |  | zomby wrote: | | | anyone explain what grits are |
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| [Zomby] Sunday, December 20, 2015 4:57:53 AM | |
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| anyone explain what grits are |
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| [666ozzypriest666] Friday, July 10, 2015 3:44:37 PM | |
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| -it calls smashed potatoes haaaa!!! |
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| [\~AuntieB~/] Friday, July 10, 2015 2:59:44 PM | |
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| Mashed potatoes made with mayo, bacon bits, and green onions are delicious! |
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| [666ozzypriest666] Thursday, July 09, 2015 12:52:26 PM | |
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| ON THIS "FANPAGE" IS ONLY THE FAMILY OF GUIDODODL; HE IS A CRIMINAL BETRAYER WHO FINDS OUT WHERE OTHER PEOPLE LIVE AND DOES NOT LEAVE THEM IN PEACE! |
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, July 30, 2013 6:55:33 PM | |
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Uhhhh...
something about a watery tart.
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HELP! I'M BEING OPPRESSED!
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| [guidogodoy] Tuesday, July 30, 2013 6:52:12 PM | |
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Well, how'd you become King then?
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, July 30, 2013 6:49:18 PM | |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Tuesday, July 30, 2013 12:05:20 PM | |
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| [acolyte55] Thursday, June 14, 2012 5:13:38 PM | |
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| I DONT KNOW THAT!!! AHHHHHHHH! |
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| [CoyoteBongwaterReturns] Wednesday, June 06, 2012 2:25:30 PM | |
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is it an african or european swallow?
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| [acolyte55] Friday, November 25, 2011 1:56:45 PM | |
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| get your own arts program you fairy!!! |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Sunday, November 20, 2011 4:30:39 PM | |
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TWO SHEDS ACTUALLY! :)))
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by acolyte55 from Tuesday, July 26, 2011 4:26:50 PM)| | | acolyte55 wrote: | | | did you write your symphony in your shed??? |
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| [acolyte55] Tuesday, July 26, 2011 4:26:50 PM | |
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| did you write your symphony in your shed??? |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Tuesday, July 26, 2011 3:21:40 PM | |
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(loud thud to the head) ... thanks veyr much ... see you on Thursday! 
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by acolyte55 from Friday, July 22, 2011 3:30:32 PM)| | | acolyte55 wrote: | | | i think i"ll go for a walk-- your not fooling anyone |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Tuesday, July 26, 2011 3:15:56 PM | |
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look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! 
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by heimda11 from Wednesday, July 20, 2011 1:37:32 PM)| | | heimda11 wrote: | | | ...it's only a flesh wound... |
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| [acolyte55] Friday, July 22, 2011 3:30:32 PM | |
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| i think i"ll go for a walk-- your not fooling anyone |
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| [heimda11] Wednesday, July 20, 2011 1:37:32 PM | |
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| ...it's only a flesh wound... |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Tuesday, July 19, 2011 11:33:40 PM | |
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your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! 
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by metalgodess from Saturday, May 07, 2011 6:55:27 PM)| | | metalgodess wrote: | | | ...I fart in your general direction! |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Tuesday, July 19, 2011 11:32:24 PM | |
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| [acolyte55] Sunday, May 08, 2011 9:49:02 PM | |
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bring out your dead  |
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| [metalgodess] Saturday, May 07, 2011 6:55:27 PM | |
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| ...I fart in your general direction! |
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| [acolyte55] Saturday, May 07, 2011 5:16:21 PM | |
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| good to have you back lol |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, May 07, 2011 10:03:01 AM | |
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SORRY!....SORRY!!!! ...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by acolyte55 from Friday, April 08, 2011 12:12:48 PM)| | | acolyte55 wrote: | | this is supposed to be a happy occasion! lets not bicker over who killed who! |
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| [acolyte55] Friday, April 08, 2011 12:12:48 PM | |
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this is supposed to be a happy occasion! lets not bicker over who killed who! |
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| [metalgodess] Wednesday, April 06, 2011 8:54:48 PM | |
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| My name is Otto. It means 'eight.' |
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| [acolyte55] Thursday, March 03, 2011 3:47:27 PM | |
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sausage , nows theres a good woody sounding word ! gorrrrrnnnnn ! |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Wednesday, March 02, 2011 12:38:29 AM | |
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...YOU EMPTY-HEADED ANIMAL FOOD TROUGH WIPER.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by metalgodess from Wednesday, February 16, 2011 8:44:01 PM)| | | metalgodess wrote: | | | Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries....now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time! |
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| [metalgodess] Wednesday, February 16, 2011 8:44:01 PM | |
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| Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries....now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time! |
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| [Dragonnade27] Wednesday, February 16, 2011 6:43:00 PM | |
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'ding' Bring out yer dead! 'ding' Bring out yer dead! |
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| [the highway terror] Wednesday, December 22, 2010 5:26:48 PM | |
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| Do Cannibals on a Diet Eat Midgets ? |
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| [acolyte55] Monday, December 20, 2010 12:11:53 PM | |
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i would like to buy a licence for my pet fish eric please  |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, December 18, 2010 9:21:48 AM | |
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IT'S ....... WINTER!!!!!! ....HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!    |
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| [acolyte55] Monday, October 18, 2010 12:56:13 PM | |
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dont come in here with that fancy talking you nasty stuck up twit!! |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Sunday, August 29, 2010 11:09:43 AM | |
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| "4 HOURS TO BURY THE CAT?" ......."WELL HE WOULDN'T KEEP STILL!!!" |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Friday, August 20, 2010 5:25:14 PM | |
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David Thomas applies at a management training course where the interviewer terrorizes him.  |
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| [acolyte55] Friday, August 20, 2010 1:57:30 PM | |
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| mount everest: aloof,forbidding,terryifying. the mountain wiyh the biggest tits in the world! |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Friday, August 20, 2010 8:11:29 AM | |
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FATANG!....FATANG!!!!  |
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| [joedraper] Friday, August 20, 2010 7:30:00 AM | |
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| My theory, which is mine and belongs to me, is that all brontasauruses are extremely thin on one end, much thicker in the middle and then they get thin again at the other end. |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Monday, July 26, 2010 3:06:46 PM | |
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| [acolyte55] Monday, July 26, 2010 1:48:31 PM | |
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cut down a tree with a herring !!??? |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Sunday, July 25, 2010 7:41:22 PM | |
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CONFUSE-A-CAT ..... |
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| [spapad] Saturday, May 29, 2010 2:37:37 PM | |
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HA!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Necroticist from Saturday, May 29, 2010 2:12:21 PM)| | | Necroticist wrote: | | | Boy To Girl - 'NO you can't touch mine! - You've already broken yours off!' |
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| [Necroticist] Saturday, May 29, 2010 2:12:21 PM | |
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| Boy To Girl - 'NO you can't touch mine! - You've already broken yours off!' |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, May 29, 2010 2:07:03 PM | |
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| ... PENGUINS DON'T COME FROM THE ZOO!...THEY COME FROM THE ANTARCTIC !!! |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Sunday, May 23, 2010 8:30:11 AM | |
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| AND OLIVER HAS RUN HIMSELF OVER! ... WHAT A GREAT TWIT! |
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| [acolyte55] Friday, May 21, 2010 10:55:55 AM | |
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| i didnt want to eat cheese at first but all the other boys were doing it |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Friday, May 21, 2010 7:58:21 AM | |
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"FOUR HOURS TO BURY THE CAT?" ... "YES,WELL HE WOULDN'T KEEP STILL!" |
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| [acolyte55] Monday, May 10, 2010 12:21:53 PM | |
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emmanuel kant was an old pissant but never as schlossed as schlagel |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Monday, May 10, 2010 9:02:20 AM | |
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| i can't tell the difference between whizzo butter and a dead crab! |
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| [acolyte55] Tuesday, May 04, 2010 11:06:29 PM | |
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| first you force him to drop the banana , then you eat it thus disarming him! what if he has a bunch? |
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| [blackshadow] Tuesday, May 04, 2010 3:46:00 AM | |
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| Right! How do defend yourself against somebody armed with a Banana! |
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| [acolyte55] Monday, May 03, 2010 2:21:41 PM | |
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| right mr tinned peaches come at me with that raspberry " youll just shoot me"!!!! |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, May 01, 2010 7:27:00 AM | |
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WELL I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING LAD.WHEN YOU'RE WALKING HOME TONIGHT AND SOME
GREAT HOMICIDAL MANIAC COMES AT YOU WITH A BUNCH OF LOGANBERRIES,DON'T COME CRYING TO ME! |
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| [acolyte55] Friday, April 30, 2010 1:30:27 PM | |
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| we already did passion fruit! |
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| [blackshadow] Friday, April 30, 2010 3:12:52 AM | |
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| Today. I'm going to teach you how to defend yourself against a Passion Fruit!!! |
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| [acolyte55] Wednesday, April 28, 2010 2:09:28 PM | |
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| cant we do pointed sticks! |
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| [blackshadow] Wednesday, April 28, 2010 12:27:04 AM | |
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Monty Python's Flying Circus.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Monday, April 12, 2010 9:41:30 PM)| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | | IT'S ................ |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, April 24, 2010 7:31:49 AM | |
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| MR.GUMBY'S FLOWER ARRANGING CLASS |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Monday, April 12, 2010 9:41:30 PM | |
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| IT'S ................ |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, April 10, 2010 6:24:58 PM | |
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AND NOW......FOUR UNDERTAKERS CARRY A COFFIN.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by acolyte55 from Friday, April 09, 2010 4:08:56 PM)| | | acolyte55 wrote: | | do you have any cheddar cheese ? stilton, brie ? |
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| [spapad] Friday, April 09, 2010 11:57:52 PM | |
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| Bye now, please don't let the virtual door hit you in the buttocks! |
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| [xnecro'sgirl a.k.a sweet angelic] Friday, April 09, 2010 10:19:18 PM | |
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| [This message has been banned] |
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| [acolyte55] Friday, April 09, 2010 4:08:56 PM | |
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do you have any cheddar cheese ? stilton, brie ? |
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| [acolyte55] Friday, April 09, 2010 1:57:39 PM | |
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| riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Friday, April 09, 2010 6:18:01 AM | |
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AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!!! 
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by acolyte55 from Thursday, April 08, 2010 10:49:10 PM)| | | acolyte55 wrote: | | | your mother was a hamster......... |
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| [acolyte55] Thursday, April 08, 2010 10:49:10 PM | |
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| your mother was a hamster......... |
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| [Painkiller87] Sunday, April 04, 2010 9:49:46 PM | |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Sunday, April 04, 2010 7:50:57 AM | |
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TWO COUPLES AT A DINEER PARTY ARE INTERRUPTED BY A MAN DELIVERING THEIR FREE DUNG FROM THE BOOK OF THE MONTH CLUB!  |
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| [acolyte55] Saturday, April 03, 2010 10:12:34 PM | |
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| st .john smythe has managed to run himself over! could he be our winner? |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, April 03, 2010 5:17:02 PM | |
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WELLLLL....SINCE YOU ASKED...A BIGGER,SILLIER,REALLY ODD TIT! 
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by hellrider 31038 from Saturday, April 03, 2010 11:56:38 AM)| | | hellrider 31038 wrote: | | i know you are but what am i
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | | YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TIT !!!!!!! .... |
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| [acolyte55] Saturday, April 03, 2010 3:51:54 PM | |
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ebxcuse him , he s from barcelona ohhhhhh! |
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| [hellrider 31038] Saturday, April 03, 2010 11:56:38 AM | |
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i know you are but what am i
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Saturday, April 03, 2010 6:57:03 AM)| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | | YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TIT !!!!!!! .... |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, April 03, 2010 6:57:03 AM | |
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| YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TIT !!!!!!! .... |
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| [acolyte55] Friday, April 02, 2010 5:05:25 PM | |
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| roll roll stumble stumble fall stumble roll |
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| [acolyte55] Friday, April 02, 2010 4:53:04 PM | |
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| the larch............. the larch.............. |
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| [joedraper] Friday, April 02, 2010 12:05:18 PM | |
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| Crelm has changed my life! |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Friday, April 02, 2010 9:25:59 AM | |
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| "GOOD EEEEEVENING" ...MR. GUMBY |
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| [acolyte55] Saturday, March 27, 2010 4:17:30 PM | |
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| lovely parrot the norwegian blue, beautiful plumage! PLUMAGE doesnt enter in to it!!!!! |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, March 27, 2010 8:57:42 AM | |
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| "YOU HIT THE CAGE!" ... "NO I DIDN'T" ...."YESSSSSS YOUUUUU DID" |
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| [acolyte55] Tuesday, March 23, 2010 2:19:25 PM | |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, March 20, 2010 2:45:02 PM | |
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 ... "ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO POLLY" ..."WAKEY,WAKEY" |
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| [acolyte55] Saturday, March 20, 2010 1:02:34 PM | |
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| not dead!! its nailed to its perch!!!! |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, March 20, 2010 8:02:58 AM | |
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...AND YOU HAD ASSURED ME THAT IT'S TOTAL LACK OF MOVEMENT,WAS DUE TO IT BEING TIRED AND SHAGGED OUT AFTER A LONG SQUAWK... |
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| [acolyte55] Friday, March 19, 2010 10:58:04 PM | |
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| its pining for the fjords!! |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Friday, March 19, 2010 7:52:34 AM | |
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..."I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT....IT'S DEAD,THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT"
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Sunday, March 14, 2010 10:50:49 PM | |
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ATTILA THE HUN,SON OF MR. AND MRS. NORMAN HUN,WEARING HORN-RIMMED GLASSES AND A SUIT,TURNS HIMSLEF INTO POLICE FOR LOOTING,PILLAGING,AND SACKING A MAJOR CITY...
THE SERGEANT BRINGS IN A BREATHALIZER,WHICH SHOWS HE IS ACTUALLY ALEXANDER THE GREAT! ...  |
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| [acolyte55] Sunday, March 14, 2010 9:52:54 PM | |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, March 13, 2010 6:54:45 PM | |
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....AND HANG AROUND IN BARS..... |
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| [acolyte55] Friday, March 12, 2010 10:20:53 PM | |
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| and i like to press wild flowers |
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| [MetalGirl86] Friday, March 12, 2010 5:52:09 PM | |
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I'm a lumberjack an I'm Ok.....I sleep all night, I work all day |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Sunday, February 28, 2010 6:36:19 PM | |
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| KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE.... |
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| [acolyte55] Saturday, February 27, 2010 1:57:35 PM | |
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i dont want any spam , i ll have yours , i LOVE spam, spam spam spam spam spam |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, February 27, 2010 9:21:32 AM | |
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| SPAM ...THE MUSICAL! ....COMING SOON TO DVD AND BLUE RAY! |
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Friday, February 12, 2010 10:43:49 PM | |
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HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That sounds hilarious!!
Hmmmm...Monty Python...let's see...
STILL NO SIGN OF LAND...HOW LONG IS IT?
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by acolyte55 from Friday, February 12, 2010 10:15:26 PM)
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were here for your liver , but im not done with it yet!!
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| [acolyte55] Friday, February 12, 2010 10:15:26 PM | |
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were here for your liver , but im not done with it yet!! |
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| [Soylentgreen4u] Friday, February 12, 2010 8:21:02 AM | |
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| I THINK CEMENT IS MORE INTERESTING THAN PEOPLE THINK. |
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| [acolyte55] Friday, January 22, 2010 4:14:44 PM | |
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did they rape you mom? weeeellllll at first |
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