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[_strat_] Tuesday, December 23, 2008 4:37:29 PM 
Lol... Dessert, desert... You think that there are dessert islands somewhere? That would be cool...

Big Horn Sheep??!?!?!?! ROFLOL!!! That is too good not to make fun of!!!!!!!!!!!! Who comes up with this shit? "Yep, its a sheep... Lets call it a big horn sheep, no one will make fun of that... Oh, and look, theres a new planet. Lets call it a serious name like "Uranus"! No one will make fun of that... Right?"
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Tuesday, December 23, 2008 8:39:10 AM)
[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Tuesday, December 23, 2008 9:58:42 AM 
I heard that was DF's S&M attire.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by METAL MELTDOWN from Tuesday, December 23, 2008 9:39:44 AM)
[METAL MELTDOWN] Tuesday, December 23, 2008 9:39:44 AM 
Ah...Sheep!!  That explains the thigh high pair of rubber boots and the corral you had in your backyard in that pic you sent me a while back...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Tuesday, December 23, 2008 8:39:10 AM)
[Deep Freeze] Tuesday, December 23, 2008 8:39:10 AM 
Well, Las Vegas is a desert. Ice cream is a dessert!  HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Either way, there are no camels here. I believe there are found in the Middle East. Snakes, we got them! Lizards too. Oh, and Big Horn Sheep but please, NO wise cracks!!! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Tuesday, December 23, 2008 4:20:43 AM)
[Head banger] Tuesday, December 23, 2008 7:43:32 AM 
camels are not native to north america.  except the cigarette
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Tuesday, December 23, 2008 4:20:43 AM)
[_strat_] Tuesday, December 23, 2008 4:20:43 AM 
Didnt it happen in NY? Vegas is in a dessert anyway... I would sooner expect to find horny camels, isntead of horny deer near Vegas...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Metallark from Tuesday, December 23, 2008 4:16:22 AM)
[Metallark] Tuesday, December 23, 2008 4:16:22 AM 
And I thought  what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Monday, December 22, 2008 4:27:10 AM)
Edited at: Tuesday, December 23, 2008 4:17:58 AM
[Deep Freeze] Monday, December 22, 2008 9:43:11 AM 
BWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
[_strat_] Monday, December 22, 2008 4:27:10 AM 
"I did not have sex with that deer!"

-DF before impeachment-
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by kpholmes from Sunday, December 21, 2008 3:37:53 PM)
[scorpion01] Sunday, December 21, 2008 6:29:42 PM 
FREEZE - IF YOU LISTEN TO 'BETTER BY YOU BETTER THAN ME" WILL YOU CREATE A NEW THREAD? 

THEN YOU CAN SAY PREIST MADE YOU DO IT.  LOL
[kpholmes] Sunday, December 21, 2008 3:37:53 PM 
Man deer love, banjo groupies, Deep Freeze a naked angel?  I,ve been out of the loop for far too long.  Merry friggin Christmas.
[Head banger] Friday, December 19, 2008 6:11:43 PM 

HA!!!
perfect  you know your son may be a great banjo player if his family tree is straight as an arrow.


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by paperflowers from Friday, December 19, 2008 5:09:16 PM)
[paperflowers] Friday, December 19, 2008 5:09:16 PM 
Groupies? Yeah, if he has sisters...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by SkyRideR from Wednesday, December 17, 2008 11:41:45 AM)
[METAL MELTDOWN] Wednesday, December 17, 2008 4:47:01 PM 
Even Better....For this site anyway.......
[METAL MELTDOWN] Wednesday, December 17, 2008 4:45:10 PM 
I am sure Hayseed Dixie does!! I think they are from TN........



  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Metallark from Wednesday, December 17, 2008 4:19:13 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, December 17, 2008 4:22:58 PM 
Warm today....Warm yesterday...HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Metallark from Wednesday, December 17, 2008 4:19:13 PM)
[Metallark] Wednesday, December 17, 2008 4:19:13 PM 
In answer to the question, do banjo players actually have groupies ???

They do in KENTUCKY...

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by SkyRideR from Wednesday, December 17, 2008 11:41:45 AM)
[SkyRideR] Wednesday, December 17, 2008 12:58:48 PM 
north pole.
where the elves are elves and the reindeer are scared...
santa! how dare you...
[METAL MELTDOWN] Wednesday, December 17, 2008 12:38:36 PM 
Oooooo...You gotta do it or you go to jail.......where they DO practice man deer love!! Guess whos the deer........
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, December 17, 2008 12:23:29 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, December 17, 2008 12:23:29 PM 
AAARRRRGGHHHH!!! NO! NO NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by SkyRideR from Wednesday, December 17, 2008 12:21:49 PM)
[SkyRideR] Wednesday, December 17, 2008 12:21:49 PM 
triple double dog dare ya to start five new "nostradamus" threads recounting his hats!
[SkyRideR] Wednesday, December 17, 2008 11:41:45 AM 
do banjo players actually have groupies ???
[Soylentgreen4u] Wednesday, December 17, 2008 11:27:30 AM 
WELL THAT'S BETTER THAN WHAT YOU DON'T SEEM TO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH...AS FOR THE BANJO'S, I WAS REFERRING TO MORE OF AN ATTITUDE THAN BEING GEOGRAPHICAL...BUT I AM THRILLED FOR YA' THAT YOU'RE AN AUTHORITY ON "REDNECK" GEOGRAPHY! ....BETTER YOU THAN ME!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by METAL MELTDOWN from Wednesday, December 17, 2008 8:06:19 AM)
[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, December 17, 2008 8:22:09 AM 
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then the hockey masks......
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by METAL MELTDOWN from Wednesday, December 17, 2008 8:06:19 AM)
[METAL MELTDOWN] Wednesday, December 17, 2008 8:06:19 AM 
No the next shelf up is the Molsens bottle with Anne Murray tied to it singing "O Canada" and "You Needed Me"!!  

Banjo's are more Kentucky/Tennessee/West Virginia.  Appalachian mountains.  You should know your "redneck" before spouting it out..


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:33:56 PM)
[Soylentgreen4u] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:33:56 PM 
UNFU%$#NGBELIEVEABLE! .....WELL ACTUALLY,NOTHING SURPRISES ME ANYMORE.HOWEVER,
1...THAT SOMEBODY WOULD MAKE THAT FOR A CHILD...AND 2...THAT THERE ARE PARENTS OUT
THERE THAT WOULD BUY THIS.....ALABAMA HUH?...BANJO INCLUDED?...WHAT'S ON THE NEXT SHELF UP?...A MICHAEL VICK DOLL SITTING IN A HUMMER DRAGGING A DOG BEHIND IT?...
BUT HEY STUPID PARENTS,THE LIGHTS FLASH AND THE HUMMER BOUNCES UP AND DOWN, COMPLETE WITH DOG SQUEALING IN PAIN SOUND EFFECTS....FU$#ING LOOOOOSERS!...
(WISH I KNEW THE COMPANY WHO PUT THIS OUT,I'D LOVE TO SEND THEM AN E-MAIL)

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by paperflowers from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 9:50:54 PM)
[paperflowers] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 9:50:54 PM 
You like deer? This one sings Sweet Home Alabama. I shit you not!

[devils_child] Monday, December 15, 2008 8:06:59 PM 
........ Bwahahahahaha!!!! 

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Monday, December 15, 2008 2:47:58 PM)
[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Monday, December 15, 2008 3:11:29 PM 
Yeeeeeeeeeeessss Very Amusing .............

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Monday, December 15, 2008 3:07:55 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Monday, December 15, 2008 3:07:55 PM 
I see nothing funny about Man/Deer Love.....Quit being bigoted....... HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[METAL MELTDOWN] Monday, December 15, 2008 3:05:20 PM 

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Monday, December 15, 2008 3:03:00 PM)
[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Monday, December 15, 2008 3:03:00 PM 
 ROFL


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by METAL MELTDOWN from Monday, December 15, 2008 3:01:22 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Monday, December 15, 2008 3:02:23 PM 
BWWAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! Umm, MM...you said you would not discuss my..umm...earning.....HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[METAL MELTDOWN] Monday, December 15, 2008 3:01:22 PM 
Yeah, it was killer on his back, especially when the horny deer ran out of the woods and started humpin him.....
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Monday, December 15, 2008 2:59:22 PM)
[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Monday, December 15, 2008 2:59:22 PM 
LMAO  ... Meltdown  I still have the one of you on the toilet.. drinking a beer... LMAO  ( or you say it looks like you)  lmao

SO Freeze had to earn his recording time..... LOL
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by METAL MELTDOWN from Monday, December 15, 2008 2:57:41 PM)
[METAL MELTDOWN] Monday, December 15, 2008 2:57:41 PM 
That was taken here during the recording!!  I told him he had to shovel the sidewalk naked or he couldnt sing any on the recording!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Monday, December 15, 2008 2:47:58 PM)
[_strat_] Monday, December 15, 2008 2:54:25 PM 
Against my better judgement... But fuck that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqS9U96biRU

Just dont post pictures, ok?
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Monday, December 15, 2008 2:39:18 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Monday, December 15, 2008 2:50:40 PM 

BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Looks just like me!! Only THAT guy is skinnier! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!  

The Princess wants to know where YOU got nude pics of me!!!! HA!!!!!!!!


 [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Monday, December 15, 2008 2:47:58 PM)


Edited at: Monday, December 15, 2008 2:52:43 PM
[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Monday, December 15, 2008 2:47:58 PM 
You shed everything except your boots and angle wings.... LMAO


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[Deep Freeze] Monday, December 15, 2008 2:39:18 PM 
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice, Scorp! Shall I continue??...:

So Freeze pranced away, shedding his attire!
Running naked through the snow
Good Lord, where's a fire??
The gand on the Board closed their eyes and declared
For cryin out loud, Freeze!! Get dressed!  We're all scared!!!

Freeze bound about, in his most pristine state
They could not stop looking, it was too late
And they heard him exclaim as he ran out of sight,
"Stop daring me to do things, or someday I might!!!"

HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by scorpion01 from Monday, December 15, 2008 12:57:56 PM)
[scorpion01] Monday, December 15, 2008 12:57:56 PM 
Deep Freeze was caught
And brought before us judges
Who had just returned
From some three drink lunches
Ron and MM screamed "you must set him free"
And off DF went
On a technicality
Since the Board don't seem to care
Then don't you think it's only fair?

EH! I needed a break from narrative procedure reviews, and my sence of humor needs a little more warming up in the bull pen.

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by METAL MELTDOWN from Monday, December 15, 2008 12:00:12 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Monday, December 15, 2008 12:03:01 PM 
HA!!!!!!!!!!!! So there!!!
Sorry, ' Toast
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by METAL MELTDOWN from Monday, December 15, 2008 12:00:12 PM)
[METAL MELTDOWN] Monday, December 15, 2008 12:00:12 PM 
Freeze is CORRECT....According to the book........

"once a "dare" is started and failed due to technicality on the part of the person making the dare then no other like dare shall be initiated".......
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Monday, December 15, 2008 7:46:20 AM)
[Deep Freeze] Monday, December 15, 2008 7:46:20 AM 

No. Too late.


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Monday, December 15, 2008 7:12:04 AM)
[_strat_] Monday, December 15, 2008 7:12:04 AM 
In that case, I triple DOG dare Freeze to create a new thread. Its official. 
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Monday, December 15, 2008 7:08:30 AM)
[ron h] Monday, December 15, 2008 7:08:30 AM 
You are correct MM...JT omitted 'Dog' from his 'Dare' which eliminates DF from any and all obligation to 'Start a thread'.  If one was to include the word 'Dog' in a 'Dare', then one would be obligated to do so.  In other words...DF got off on a technicality!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by METAL MELTDOWN from Friday, December 12, 2008 12:32:34 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Sunday, December 14, 2008 6:23:40 PM 
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How the hell do you guys do that??!??!?!? HAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
Edited at: Sunday, December 14, 2008 6:24:44 PM
[Locked _and _Loaded [Banned]] Sunday, December 14, 2008 5:48:25 PM 

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Saturday, December 13, 2008 9:49:28 PM)
[~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Saturday, December 13, 2008 9:49:28 PM 
[METAL MELTDOWN] Friday, December 12, 2008 1:24:42 PM 
HA......I will take #1.....
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by JudasToast from Friday, December 12, 2008 1:08:50 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Friday, December 12, 2008 1:12:51 PM 
I'll take #4 for $100, Alex... HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by JudasToast from Friday, December 12, 2008 1:08:50 PM)
[Locked _and _Loaded [Banned]] Friday, December 12, 2008 1:08:50 PM 
Top 5 thread ideas for Deep Freeze 
5. Faithful Dfenders or bust!!!

4. Ha!!!!!!!   Morons and Cretins!!!!

3. Forgive me Murray......I have sinned!!!

2. This thread is useless!!!!

1. Jeez man!!!!!!!.........Metal Meltdown can't sing!!!!

[Deep Freeze] Friday, December 12, 2008 12:45:07 PM 
No. I have never created a Thread. For any reason. Never saw the need. We have plenty. As for my possession of "wisdom", I am certain there are a few people on this site that would disagree with you.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Friday, December 12, 2008 12:37:58 PM)
[devils_child] Friday, December 12, 2008 12:37:58 PM 

Freeze, have you ever made a thread?... c'mon it's one of lifes guilty pleasures... I have my own nonsense thread which mind you i need to revive.. I'm not letting that one die just yet.. hehehe. 
Perhaps something along the lines of "Freezes infinate wisdom" "Just another useless thread"...... if you don't make one soon I will......

[Deep Freeze] Friday, December 12, 2008 12:37:08 PM 
Et Tu, Brutus??  HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by METAL MELTDOWN from Friday, December 12, 2008 12:32:34 PM)
[METAL MELTDOWN] Friday, December 12, 2008 12:32:34 PM 
At least he didnt triple DOG dare you.  You would be obligated to do it so you wouldnt be in direct violation or the Little Boys Guide that we all had to sign when we reached the age of 10.

The LBG plainly states in chapter 1, section 2, sub-paragraph 4 that.....

"any dare in which the word "DOG" is placed must be, without fail executed"
You got lucky.....
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Friday, December 12, 2008 11:46:52 AM)
[Deep Freeze] Friday, December 12, 2008 11:46:52 AM 
BWWWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh MAN!! I will get you for this!! HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by JudasToast from Friday, December 12, 2008 11:44:03 AM)
[Locked _and _Loaded [Banned]] Friday, December 12, 2008 11:44:03 AM 
Just think Deep Freeze, if you do it, no one can call you a crotchety old man anymore! 
Don't worry about what Murray will think!!! Just do it man!!!
So, come down off that milk crate, from behind that curtain, and take off that wizards outfit and create a thread!!!
Come on man! Do it!!!  You'll feel better!! 

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