| [Palmer Griffiths] Friday, December 19, 2008 12:13:31 AM | |
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Hey sometimes I call it the Log Cabin !  
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 9:15:55 AM)| |  | devils_child wrote: | | "boys and girls and DC"... are you implying im genderless?.... Thanks 
In Australia we have several names for the "outhouse".. I shall list a few for your enjoyment...
Thunderbox, crap shack, sh*t shack, the lavie, the netty, jacks, biffy, Sh*t house, earth closet, privy or just plain old 'dunny'.
Worst outhouse i have ever witnessed was one in Russia... Do Not... I Repeat DO NOT Even look inside one if you ever travel to Russia... they are filthy... I shudder at the thought.
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Why not? There are some FUN facts about bear poo that I bet you hadnt know (Freeze, sit down and take notes)!
Did you know that at winter the bear hybernates? Yes? Good boy. Do you know what that means? Yes, he sleeps for months at a time. Now, you ask me, how does he shit? Does he do it before he goes to sleep? What if he forgets? The thing is, boys and girls and DC, nature provides. NATURE PROVIDES! What? Well, in this case, ass-plugs!!! The fur around the bears anus sticks together and plugs his bunghole, so that the bear cannot shit during hybernation! YAAAY!!! Nature saves the day again! Not those powerpuff girls...
Well, the above is a testament of what being bored at work does to a person. The above is also true. Kind of. Sort of. I dont really know. I saw it on a wildlife documentary. Heard actualy, yes I heard it. Not saw it. I wouldnt want to see a bears ass plug.
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| [SkyRideR] Wednesday, December 17, 2008 11:32:51 AM | |
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"THE RE\SEARCH GUIDE TO BODILY FLUIDS" by paul spinrad..
name a fluid, it's in there...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 9:52:20 PM)| | | Head banger wrote: | | my kids got given a book with that title once. one pic was a kid with a log hanging off.
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| [_strat_] Wednesday, December 17, 2008 3:26:20 AM | |
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| [Head banger] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 9:52:20 PM | |
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my kids got given a book with that title once. one pic was a kid with a log hanging off.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by SkyRideR from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 6:44:15 PM)| | | SkyRideR wrote: | | | "everybody poops"... |
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| [Head banger] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 9:51:50 PM | |
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| [SkyRideR] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:02:40 PM | |
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| [Palmer Griffiths] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 6:48:52 PM | |
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| [SkyRideR] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 6:44:15 PM | |
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| [_strat_] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 11:47:15 AM | |
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Havent noticed this before, but youve been to Russia? Just to make myself clear, I want to know everything! Where in Russia did you go, what are the prices, the immpressions etc. Seriously, thats a country that I would love to visit someday. And no need to go into detail about their toilets...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 9:15:55 AM)| | | devils_child wrote: | | "boys and girls and DC"... are you implying im genderless?.... Thanks
In Australia we have several names for the "outhouse".. I shall list a few for your enjoyment...
Thunderbox, crap shack, sh*t shack, the lavie, the netty, jacks, biffy, Sh*t house, earth closet, privy or just plain old 'dunny'.
Worst outhouse i have ever witnessed was one in Russia... Do Not... I Repeat DO NOT Even look inside one if you ever travel to Russia... they are filthy... I shudder at the thought.
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Why not? There are some FUN facts about bear poo that I bet you hadnt know (Freeze, sit down and take notes)!
Did you know that at winter the bear hybernates? Yes? Good boy. Do you know what that means? Yes, he sleeps for months at a time. Now, you ask me, how does he shit? Does he do it before he goes to sleep? What if he forgets? The thing is, boys and girls and DC, nature provides. NATURE PROVIDES! What? Well, in this case, ass-plugs!!! The fur around the bears anus sticks together and plugs his bunghole, so that the bear cannot shit during hybernation! YAAAY!!! Nature saves the day again! Not those powerpuff girls...
Well, the above is a testament of what being bored at work does to a person. The above is also true. Kind of. Sort of. I dont really know. I saw it on a wildlife documentary. Heard actualy, yes I heard it. Not saw it. I wouldnt want to see a bears ass plug.
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| [_strat_] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 11:41:06 AM | |
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Ok, then! I thought that you might be a bit upset, but if you say you arent, then its ok with me...
As for the "drift" I cant say I get it.
But moving on, are you ready for the quiz on the material that we discussed in this thread?
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:17:01 AM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Oh my dear friend, I am not in a bad mood at all! I would just prefer to chat in a different Thread...if you get my 'drift'.
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Ok, I can see that youre not in the best of moods... I wont go any further...
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | exactly
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Now that says volumes.
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| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Freeze!!!! Im shocked!!! What happened to your thirst for knowledge?
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | | AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH........................ |
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| [_strat_] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 11:39:23 AM | |
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This thread definatly needs an arseplug.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:21:16 AM)| | | Head banger wrote: | | perhaps this thread is too unclean?
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Oh my dear friend, I am not in a bad mood at all! I would just prefer to chat in a different Thread...if you get my 'drift'.
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Ok, I can see that youre not in the best of moods... I wont go any further...
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | exactly
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Now that says volumes.
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | no
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Freeze!!!! Im shocked!!! What happened to your thirst for knowledge?
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | | AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH........................ |
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| [Deep Freeze] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:22:17 AM | |
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HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:21:16 AM)| | | Head banger wrote: | | perhaps this thread is too unclean?
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Oh my dear friend, I am not in a bad mood at all! I would just prefer to chat in a different Thread...if you get my 'drift'.
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Ok, I can see that youre not in the best of moods... I wont go any further...
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | exactly
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Now that says volumes.
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | no
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Freeze!!!! Im shocked!!! What happened to your thirst for knowledge?
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | | AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH........................ |
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| [Head banger] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:21:16 AM | |
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perhaps this thread is too unclean?
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:17:01 AM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Oh my dear friend, I am not in a bad mood at all! I would just prefer to chat in a different Thread...if you get my 'drift'.
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Ok, I can see that youre not in the best of moods... I wont go any further...
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | exactly
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Now that says volumes.
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | no
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Freeze!!!! Im shocked!!! What happened to your thirst for knowledge?
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | | AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH........................ |
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| [Deep Freeze] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:17:01 AM | |
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Oh my dear friend, I am not in a bad mood at all! I would just prefer to chat in a different Thread...if you get my 'drift'.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:15:02 AM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Ok, I can see that youre not in the best of moods... I wont go any further...
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | exactly
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Now that says volumes.
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | no
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Freeze!!!! Im shocked!!! What happened to your thirst for knowledge?
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | | AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH........................ |
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| [_strat_] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:15:02 AM | |
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Ok, I can see that youre not in the best of moods... I wont go any further...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:13:49 AM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | exactly
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Now that says volumes.
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | no
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Freeze!!!! Im shocked!!! What happened to your thirst for knowledge?
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | | AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH........................ |
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| [Deep Freeze] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:13:49 AM | |
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exactly
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:12:27 AM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Now that says volumes.
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | no
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Freeze!!!! Im shocked!!! What happened to your thirst for knowledge?
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | | AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH........................ |
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| [_strat_] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:12:27 AM | |
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Now that says volumes.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:06:35 AM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | no
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Freeze!!!! Im shocked!!! What happened to your thirst for knowledge?
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | | AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH........................ |
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| [Deep Freeze] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 10:06:35 AM | |
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no
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 9:16:17 AM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Freeze!!!! Im shocked!!! What happened to your thirst for knowledge?
| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | | AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH........................ |
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| [_strat_] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 9:22:08 AM | |
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No!! Umm... I was... Umm... Trying... To say... Umm... That youre too much of a woman to be called a girl! Yeah, thats it!
Do I get a whipping now?
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by devils_child from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 9:15:55 AM)| | | devils_child wrote: | | "boys and girls and DC"... are you implying im genderless?.... Thanks
In Australia we have several names for the "outhouse".. I shall list a few for your enjoyment...
Thunderbox, crap shack, sh*t shack, the lavie, the netty, jacks, biffy, Sh*t house, earth closet, privy or just plain old 'dunny'.
Worst outhouse i have ever witnessed was one in Russia... Do Not... I Repeat DO NOT Even look inside one if you ever travel to Russia... they are filthy... I shudder at the thought.
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Why not? There are some FUN facts about bear poo that I bet you hadnt know (Freeze, sit down and take notes)!
Did you know that at winter the bear hybernates? Yes? Good boy. Do you know what that means? Yes, he sleeps for months at a time. Now, you ask me, how does he shit? Does he do it before he goes to sleep? What if he forgets? The thing is, boys and girls and DC, nature provides. NATURE PROVIDES! What? Well, in this case, ass-plugs!!! The fur around the bears anus sticks together and plugs his bunghole, so that the bear cannot shit during hybernation! YAAAY!!! Nature saves the day again! Not those powerpuff girls...
Well, the above is a testament of what being bored at work does to a person. The above is also true. Kind of. Sort of. I dont really know. I saw it on a wildlife documentary. Heard actualy, yes I heard it. Not saw it. I wouldnt want to see a bears ass plug.
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| [_strat_] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 9:16:17 AM | |
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Freeze!!!! Im shocked!!! What happened to your thirst for knowledge?
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 8:20:06 AM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | | AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH........................ |
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| [devils_child] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 9:15:55 AM | |
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"boys and girls and DC"... are you implying im genderless?.... Thanks
In Australia we have several names for the "outhouse".. I shall list a few for your enjoyment...
Thunderbox, crap shack, sh*t shack, the lavie, the netty, jacks, biffy, Sh*t house, earth closet, privy or just plain old 'dunny'.
Worst outhouse i have ever witnessed was one in Russia... Do Not... I Repeat DO NOT Even look inside one if you ever travel to Russia... they are filthy... I shudder at the thought.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:22:16 AM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Why not? There are some FUN facts about bear poo that I bet you hadnt know (Freeze, sit down and take notes)!
Did you know that at winter the bear hybernates? Yes? Good boy. Do you know what that means? Yes, he sleeps for months at a time. Now, you ask me, how does he shit? Does he do it before he goes to sleep? What if he forgets? The thing is, boys and girls and DC, nature provides. NATURE PROVIDES! What? Well, in this case, ass-plugs!!! The fur around the bears anus sticks together and plugs his bunghole, so that the bear cannot shit during hybernation! YAAAY!!! Nature saves the day again! Not those powerpuff girls...
Well, the above is a testament of what being bored at work does to a person. The above is also true. Kind of. Sort of. I dont really know. I saw it on a wildlife documentary. Heard actualy, yes I heard it. Not saw it. I wouldnt want to see a bears ass plug.
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| [Deep Freeze] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 8:20:06 AM | |
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| [_strat_] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:47:20 AM | |
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That answers the age old question of wheter or not a bear shits in the woods. But it also raises a new question: How does he flush, if there is no plumbing?
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:35:06 AM)| | | MG_Metalgoddess wrote: | | See.. LMAO
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:35:06 AM | |
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See.. LMAO
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| [_strat_] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:32:17 AM | |
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Not during the winter he doesnt! He seals that crack up, and nothing gets through!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:29:56 AM)| | | Head banger wrote: | | good lord. a bear shits where he wants to
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Why not? There are some FUN facts about bear poo that I bet you hadnt know (Freeze, sit down and take notes)!
Did you know that at winter the bear hybernates? Yes? Good boy. Do you know what that means? Yes, he sleeps for months at a time. Now, you ask me, how does he shit? Does he do it before he goes to sleep? What if he forgets? The thing is, boys and girls and DC, nature provides. NATURE PROVIDES! What? Well, in this case, ass-plugs!!! The fur around the bears anus sticks together and plugs his bunghole, so that the bear cannot shit during hybernation! YAAAY!!! Nature saves the day again! Not those powerpuff girls...
Well, the above is a testament of what being bored at work does to a person. The above is also true. Kind of. Sort of. I dont really know. I saw it on a wildlife documentary. Heard actualy, yes I heard it. Not saw it. I wouldnt want to see a bears ass plug.
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| [Head banger] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:29:56 AM | |
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good lord. a bear shits where he wants to
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:22:16 AM)| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Why not? There are some FUN facts about bear poo that I bet you hadnt know (Freeze, sit down and take notes)!
Did you know that at winter the bear hybernates? Yes? Good boy. Do you know what that means? Yes, he sleeps for months at a time. Now, you ask me, how does he shit? Does he do it before he goes to sleep? What if he forgets? The thing is, boys and girls and DC, nature provides. NATURE PROVIDES! What? Well, in this case, ass-plugs!!! The fur around the bears anus sticks together and plugs his bunghole, so that the bear cannot shit during hybernation! YAAAY!!! Nature saves the day again! Not those powerpuff girls...
Well, the above is a testament of what being bored at work does to a person. The above is also true. Kind of. Sort of. I dont really know. I saw it on a wildlife documentary. Heard actualy, yes I heard it. Not saw it. I wouldnt want to see a bears ass plug.
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:26:47 AM | |
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OMG its 7am and we are talking about bear ass plugs..........
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Why not? There are some FUN facts about bear poo that I bet you hadnt know (Freeze, sit down and take notes)!
Did you know that at winter the bear hybernates? Yes? Good boy. Do you know what that means? Yes, he sleeps for months at a time. Now, you ask me, how does he shit? Does he do it before he goes to sleep? What if he forgets? The thing is, boys and girls and DC, nature provides. NATURE PROVIDES! What? Well, in this case, ass-plugs!!! The fur around the bears anus sticks together and plugs his bunghole, so that the bear cannot shit during hybernation! YAAAY!!! Nature saves the day again! Not those powerpuff girls...
Well, the above is a testament of what being bored at work does to a person. The above is also true. Kind of. Sort of. I dont really know. I saw it on a wildlife documentary. Heard actualy, yes I heard it. Not saw it. I wouldnt want to see a bears ass plug.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Head banger from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:15:14 AM)| | | Head banger wrote: | | no, thats poo in the woods. which well, lets not discuss.
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| [~ MG_Metalgoddess~] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:18:41 AM | |
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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.. the bear turns to the rabbit and says... do ever get poop on your fur, while taking a crap ... The Rabbit says NO.... SO the bear wiped his ass with the Rabbit....
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| [Head banger] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:15:14 AM | |
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| [Head banger] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 7:08:51 AM | |
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isnt peeing in the woods always the prefered choice anyway?
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Palmer Griffiths from Tuesday, December 16, 2008 12:19:14 AM)| | | Palmer Griffiths wrote: | | Is it just me or does anyone else find them Gross? Well the ones at the Priest Concert in Calgary weren't bad but man the ones at Camp Grounds I've been to are so bad I just decided I'd rather Pee in the woods! They were GROSS !  So Any Opinions on this ??? |
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| [_strat_] Tuesday, December 16, 2008 1:31:43 AM | |
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| Yeah, theyre pretty nasty. Not to mention always taken, even when you have to go so badly that youre willing to put up with the stench. At least thats how it was on the Maiden show over here. Probably because of the "fallen heroes" that passed out from booze even before the opening act came on, and then spent the rest of the show vomiting in the portables. Seriously, I cant understand the kind of people that pay 50 € to see a show, then sleep and vomit through it. |
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| Is it just me or does anyone else find them Gross? Well the ones at the Priest Concert in Calgary weren't bad but man the ones at Camp Grounds I've been to are so bad I just decided I'd rather Pee in the woods! They were GROSS ! So Any Opinions on this ??? |
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