| [heimda11] Saturday, July 30, 2011 1:51:49 PM | |
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| Very funny and astute Metallian. Organized religion is typically the antithesis to spirituality. |
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| [The Metallian] Saturday, July 30, 2011 10:21:37 AM | |
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| [Budred] Friday, July 29, 2011 5:34:12 AM | |
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That's hilarious.
@Joe, glad to see you post again.
At a quick glance it does look like poof.(LOL)
Anyone, feel free to post here. This could be funny.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Thursday, July 28, 2011 2:05:48 PM)| |  | guidogodoy wrote: | | Trying to fix a hernia with a BUTTER KNIFE? WTF?
Everyone knows you need a steak knife for that kind of operation! What an idiot!
| | | Budred wrote: | | I know new threads aren't always accepted here and I have
created a few that I probably shouldn't have but this should be an easy one to keep going.
I'll start with this one.
Just read about a guy who decided to perform self surgery with a butter knife. Apparently he
tried to remove a hernia. I guess he didn't know hernia's aren't removed but repaired.
Anyway, my man took a butter knife and stuck himself in the gut and tried to get to the hernia.
When paramedics arrived they found a naked man in a lounge chair with a butterknife sticking
out of his gut. Not sure if it was before they arrived or after but I guess he removed the knife at
one point and stuck a lit cigarette in the hole. (to stop the bleeding I guess) The man was
placed under psychiatric care.
You try to "fix" yourself and they label you a nut. Go figure. |
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| [acolyte55] Thursday, July 28, 2011 3:18:54 PM | |
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| [guidogodoy] Thursday, July 28, 2011 2:05:48 PM | |
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Trying to fix a hernia with a BUTTER KNIFE? WTF?
Everyone knows you need a steak knife for that kind of operation! What an idiot!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Budred from Thursday, July 28, 2011 7:29:04 AM)| | | Budred wrote: | | I know new threads aren't always accepted here and I have
created a few that I probably shouldn't have but this should be an easy one to keep going.
I'll start with this one.
Just read about a guy who decided to perform self surgery with a butter knife. Apparently he
tried to remove a hernia.I guess he didn't know hernia's aren't removed but repaired.
Anyway, my man took a butter knife and stuck himself in the gut and tried to get to the hernia.
When paramedics arrived they found a naked man in a lounge chair with a butterknife sticking
out of his gut. Not sure if it was before they arrived or after but I guess he removed the knife at
one point and stuck a lit cigarette in the hole. (to stop the bleeding I guess) The man was
placed under psychiatric care.
You try to "fix" yourself and they label you a nut. Go figure. |
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| [heimda11] Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:49:45 PM | |
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| I don't think the American Medical Association will condone any such efforts at self-diagnosis and treatment. If we all exhibited such initiative we might erode the global profits of the Hippocratic (pun intended) machine. Actually it sounds like me working on my car. Fuc# shi# up way worse than it was before. |
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| [joedraper] Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:14:05 PM | |
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Ok that is pretty rough!
Totally unrelated but could technically fall into the same theory on idiots...
When I read the name of this thread I read it fast and read it as "Poof.. The world is full of idiots" lol my bad but I'm still laughing about it... Yeah it's been a loooong day! lol
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Budred from Thursday, July 28, 2011 7:29:04 AM)| | | Budred wrote: | | I know new threads aren't always accepted here and I have
created a few that I probably shouldn't have but this should be an easy one to keep going.
I'll start with this one.
Just read about a guy who decided to perform self surgery with a butter knife. Apparently he
tried to remove a hernia.I guess he didn't know hernia's aren't removed but repaired.
Anyway, my man took a butter knife and stuck himself in the gut and tried to get to the hernia.
When paramedics arrived they found a naked man in a lounge chair with a butterknife sticking
out of his gut. Not sure if it was before they arrived or after but I guess he removed the knife at
one point and stuck a lit cigarette in the hole. (to stop the bleeding I guess) The man was
placed under psychiatric care.
You try to "fix" yourself and they label you a nut. Go figure. |
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| [Budred] Thursday, July 28, 2011 7:29:04 AM | |
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I know new threads aren't always accepted here and I have
created a few that I probably shouldn't have but this should be an easy one to keep going.
I'll start with this one.
Just read about a guy who decided to perform self surgery with a butter knife. Apparently he
tried to remove a hernia.I guess he didn't know hernia's aren't removed but repaired.
Anyway, my man took a butter knife and stuck himself in the gut and tried to get to the hernia.
When paramedics arrived they found a naked man in a lounge chair with a butterknife sticking
out of his gut. Not sure if it was before they arrived or after but I guess he removed the knife at
one point and stuck a lit cigarette in the hole. (to stop the bleeding I guess) The man was
placed under psychiatric care.
You try to "fix" yourself and they label you a nut. Go figure. |
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