| [_strat_] Saturday, June 18, 2011 5:59:22 AM | |
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That is not as awesome as when he counted to infinity - twice!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, November 20, 2009 9:55:13 PM)| |  | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Chuck Norris can still divide by zero...and kick your ass any day of the week.  |
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| [Tyrant] Friday, June 17, 2011 8:50:42 PM | |
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Ahhhh, my favourate place ! Red neck cental....
Hmmm lets see, a white red neck, cowboy wanna be who has a show , with a black guy as a patner who is also a cowboy wanna be, and this white guy also uses chinese marshal arts to beat up other rednecks................
I think that just about sums up Chuck Norris.... He is the joke !
Never turn your back, on the Ripper! T.O ...... but feel free to do so on chuck norris , lmfao ! red neck .....
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| [Tyrant] Saturday, August 14, 2010 2:58:21 PM | |
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I totally agree, he is where babies come from. He is a C#*T !!!!!
LMFAO
Tyrant.
Never turn your back, on the Ripper! T.O.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by acolyte55 from Wednesday, March 10, 2010 12:53:48 PM)| | | acolyte55 wrote: | | | chuck norris is where children come from |
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| [acolyte55] Wednesday, March 10, 2010 12:53:48 PM | |
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| chuck norris is where children come from |
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| [Budred] Wednesday, March 10, 2010 4:47:51 AM | |
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 Today is the day of all days.
Today is Chuck Norris's birthday.
Happy 70th Chuck  |
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| [Tyrant] Wednesday, March 03, 2010 2:33:09 AM | |
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Wow a real scan of chucks brain, showing both sides , dumb, and dumber!
Tyrant..
Never turn your back, on the Ripper! T.O ! [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by joedraper from Wednesday, July 22, 2009 4:02:40 PM)
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| [Tyrant] Wednesday, March 03, 2010 2:27:51 AM | |
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Hmmm, so if Chuck Norris can divide by zero, he can perhaps figure out his own IQ......
Half of zero is perhaps giving him a bit too much credit ......
What a red neck , cowboy wanna be ! lmfao @ C.Norris
Tyrant..
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| [acolyte55] Monday, January 04, 2010 4:25:59 PM | |
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| when chuck norris goes swimming , he doesnt get wet ! the water gets chuck norrised!!! under his beard is another fist! |
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| [Steve Forrest] Tuesday, December 29, 2009 7:18:41 PM | |
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| Chuck Norris once ate three 72oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes fucking his waitress. |
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Friday, November 20, 2009 9:55:13 PM | |
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| Chuck Norris can still divide by zero...and kick your ass any day of the week. |
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| [Tyrant] Friday, November 20, 2009 4:15:44 PM | |
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| [Steve Forrest] Friday, October 02, 2009 3:48:22 PM | |
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 should have had an entire season of just Chuck Norris movies.
I liked Code Of Silence, but only because Henry Silva was the villan |
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| [Coyote Bongwater] Thursday, August 13, 2009 1:07:52 PM | |
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| chuck norris once had sex in a trailor, some of his sperm got in the engine, ever since then that trailor has been known as optimus prime |
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| [joedraper] Wednesday, July 22, 2009 4:02:40 PM | |
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| [joedraper] Wednesday, July 22, 2009 4:01:13 PM | |
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| [max beardsall] Tuesday, May 05, 2009 5:36:51 AM | |
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have you heard chuck norris knows eistiens theory of relativity because he can round house kick you into tomorrow. |
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, April 07, 2009 9:52:59 PM | |
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That would be cool!! 
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Steve Forrest from Tuesday, April 07, 2009 1:17:59 PM)| | | Steve Forrest wrote: | | here's another 7 words you can never say on television:
"And the Oscar goes to Chuck Norris" |
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| [spapad] Tuesday, April 07, 2009 6:37:10 PM | |
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HA!!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Steve Forrest from Tuesday, April 07, 2009 1:17:59 PM)| | | Steve Forrest wrote: | | here's another 7 words you can never say on television:
"And the Oscar goes to Chuck Norris" |
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| [Steve Forrest] Tuesday, April 07, 2009 1:17:59 PM | |
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here's another 7 words you can never say on television:
"And the Oscar goes to Chuck Norris" |
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| [Steve Forrest] Tuesday, April 07, 2009 1:11:55 PM | |
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| Next year, Comedy Central needs to do the Roast Of Chuck Norris! |
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| [Steve Forrest] Tuesday, April 07, 2009 1:10:48 PM | |
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| I heard that Chuck Norris was part of the original Blue Collar Comedy Tour, but he was too redneck, so Larry The Cable Guy replaced him |
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, April 01, 2009 12:59:24 AM | |
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.  |
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| [toddie] Saturday, February 21, 2009 10:12:00 PM | |
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lol hahaha good one very clever 
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, February 20, 2009 12:53:14 AM)| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.  |
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Friday, February 20, 2009 12:53:14 AM | |
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| Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris. |
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| [Tyrant] Sunday, January 04, 2009 4:58:16 AM | |
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Pls insert photo of Chuck Norris here !
This is where he belongs, with his own people !
LMFAO @ Chuck Norris , what a complete toss!
Tyrant..
Never turn your back, on the Ripper! T.O.
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| [Tyrant] Sunday, January 04, 2009 4:22:02 AM | |
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cool, so thats how ya do it , lol!
Ahhhhhhhh , the old saying, it can only happen in America , where so many hold such a tosser, so high !
Nuff, nuff, lol said
Tyrant,
Never turn your back, on the ripper! T.O.
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| [devils_child] Friday, December 12, 2008 12:16:21 PM | |
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Remember kids....... 
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| [Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, December 10, 2008 1:14:13 AM | |
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| Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep. |
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| [Justin Kenny] Thursday, October 09, 2008 12:04:29 PM | |
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When Jesus was three times tempted by Satan during his time of fasting and meditation, the only reason Satan got lost after Jesus said, "Get Thee Hence, Satan!!!" was because Satan saw Chuck Norris standing 'bout 3 feet behind Jesus...in a 'ready-to-fight' stance.
....all told...that's pretty bad-ass... |
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