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Wondering if anyone is up for a game ... ?






   

[mmmmmm] Saturday, October 18, 2008 3:18:50 PM 
Ok Ok I'm a kind -hearted soul but just 1 piece !!--The rest belongs to me !!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Friday, October 17, 2008 4:50:05 AM)
[ron h] Friday, October 17, 2008 4:50:05 AM 
It's a deal with just one condition...I get have just one piece...please...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Thursday, October 16, 2008 5:39:18 AM)
[mmmmmm] Thursday, October 16, 2008 5:39:18 AM 
Just hand over all the FUDGE brownies you made yesterday & I won't have to punish you--unless you want the punishment --in any case --still hand over all the FUDGE brownies you made & I'll forgive you for calling me your Mommy   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 7:02:38 PM)
Edited at: Thursday, October 16, 2008 5:40:04 AM
[ron h] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 7:02:38 PM 
...truer words were never spoken...however...some crimes are worth the time...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:35:34 PM)
[mmmmmm] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:35:34 PM 
Oh wouldn't you like to know !!
Since I'm so OLD you'll have to give me time to think about what punishment to give for the 2nd one --meanwhile I need Ben Gay for my OLD athritic hands to give you a proper spanking-- Maybe I'll just  get the board out but damn I'd have to grip that --you couldn't just said" Sorry for  calling you Mom--you're so Young looking "--you have to lie a little bi twith us females ya know
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:29:19 PM)
[ron h] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:34:55 PM 
What's up DF?  I never win these battles!  Can't a guy lose with his dignity intact?? 
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:30:44 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:30:44 PM 
Steady, Ron. Steady.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:29:19 PM)
[ron h] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:29:19 PM 
...gee...if i get a spanking for the first offense...what about the second???? 
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:25:49 PM)
[mmmmmm] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:25:49 PM 
You callin' me MOMMY ??  - I knew I should've thrown out my Oil Of Olay !!!
Well since you had the nerve to call me MOMMY you can go to bed with no supper along with Phantom & Soy----must I give you all spankings too ??  --Must think of your punishment since you implied that I look older than you !! 
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:21:43 PM)
[ron h] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:21:43 PM 
...as i was saying...she gave me a bottle of Whiskey as an intro to her Chess world...i indulged, not knowing the consequences...(and the fact she's a good player didn't help)...i was distracted...the dog ate my homework...let me think...i'll come up with another one here in a sec......mommmmmy...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:11:52 PM)
[mmmmmm] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:11:52 PM 

Whiskey wasn't talking Smack about you Ron --she's too much of a lady for that
Nope she was just telling the truth
May I ask --what were you doing looking at her fishnet stockings in the 1st place ??  --maybe if you had kept your eyes in their sockets you might have won a game or 2 ??   Just asking


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 5:48:23 PM)
[ron h] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 5:48:23 PM 

So she was talking smack behind my back......Hhmmmmm....to her credit, she is a very good player....she exposed my mistakes and made me pay for 'em (typical woman )......and this was no girl i lost to....this was a fishnet wearing Queen that put me under the influence of an intoxicant


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 5:40:33 PM)
[mmmmmm] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 5:40:33 PM 

Fishnet stockings make my legs look longer & slimmer--so until you lose your knickers I won't get them back !!-( but from Whiskey is telling me you're losing terribly --so I should be getting them back by the weekend )
Poor Ron--losing to a GIRL !!--want me to send you some Puff's Plus ??


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 5:29:31 PM)
[ron h] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 5:29:31 PM 
Aahhh, so you WERE duped!!  WW is holding YOUR stockings hostage in lieu of your support for her (I knew it!!)...Well, MY friends don't have to be tricked!! 
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 7:23:19 AM)
[mmmmmm] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 7:23:19 AM 
Sorry to burst your bubble Ron--Whiskey never had me duped--I was rooting for her all along--she borrowed my fishnet stockings so if I don't root for her I'm afraid I'll never get them back--unless you're willing to buy me more  but until then --Go Whiskey  Go Whiskey
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Tuesday, October 14, 2008 8:41:20 PM)
[ron h] Tuesday, October 14, 2008 8:41:20 PM 

Well John, she really stuck it to me.  But that's OK, we don't learn getting it right all the time do we??  I put up a fight, all the way to the end on both counts, but dude, you've never seen a fishnet wearing Queen coming at you after 'bout 6-7 shots of Jack!!  I was doomed from the start!!  I did learn a few things in defeat however, and as we throw on our armor and sharpen our blades, there are 2 new battles brewing.  There will be arms and legs and all sorts of appendages strewn about, blood spattered every where!!   The battle to end all battles!!  Thank you for your kind words of support, I need all that I can get as she has Lana duped convinced that she is the true Chessgod(dess).  We'll just see about that...


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by WhiskeyWoman from Tuesday, October 14, 2008 6:50:46 PM)
[WhiskeyWoman] Tuesday, October 14, 2008 6:50:46 PM 
Well, VOM ... of  course you may speak on behalf of Ron...
... but that "driving me insane" part is already taken by my husband -- lol! 

(That song fits *way* too well... especially the gettin' old part!  *sigh*)

Ron should consider himself lucky, having his own cheering section and all... 
He needs all the luck he can get -- heh heh... 

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by VICTIM OF METAL from Tuesday, October 14, 2008 6:45:26 PM)
[VICTIM OF METAL] Tuesday, October 14, 2008 6:45:26 PM 

May i just say a couple of words on behalf of my friend Ron?

Whiskey Women don't you know that you are driving me insane ohhhh
the liquor you give stems my will to live and gets right to my brain
don't you know your driving me insane
your tryin' to find your way through life
your trying to get some new direction
another womens got her man
she won't find a new connection

takes another drink or two, things look better when she's through.


Ron she's through!  With you anyway. Have those drinks, and lick those wounds.


Edited at: Tuesday, October 14, 2008 7:05:27 PM
[ron h] Tuesday, October 14, 2008 6:35:28 PM 
Sure, i tried to set one up, maybe it didn't let me.  Tried to send you a message of congratulations.  Anyway, go ahead and set one up, I'm game... 
(someone has to stand up for
MANkind on this site )

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by WhiskeyWoman from Tuesday, October 14, 2008 6:26:32 PM)
[WhiskeyWoman] Tuesday, October 14, 2008 6:26:32 PM 
Hi Ron...  you are getting better already.
(It'll all come back to you pretty quick, so I have to *crush* you while I can -- lol!)
... Are you up for a couple more? 
[ron h] Tuesday, October 14, 2008 5:52:47 PM 
Congratulations to WhiskeyWomanfor kicking my ass soundly in both games we played!!
Edited at: Tuesday, October 14, 2008 5:53:58 PM
[ron h] Sunday, October 12, 2008 4:00:57 PM 
hi prowler92...welcome to the board...you'll have a lot of fun here!!...and if you like to play friendly Chess, well, WhiskeyWoman and i are looking for players to play on line, and it's free...enough of that for now...check the site out and have some fun...we're not going anywhere 
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by prowler92 from Sunday, October 12, 2008 3:50:09 PM)
[prowler92] Sunday, October 12, 2008 3:50:09 PM 
i used to play chess when i was little , now im ok , but not unbeaten
[ron h] Sunday, October 12, 2008 3:46:50 PM 
it is official...i have lost the 1st of 2 concurrent games to WhiskeyWoman  she is quite the infiltrator...i've never played a game where the Queen wears fishnet stockings  i was distracted...very well played WW...but we still have 1 to go
[ron h] Sunday, October 12, 2008 9:38:31 AM 
en garde (?)
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by WhiskeyWoman from Sunday, October 12, 2008 9:13:58 AM)
[WhiskeyWoman] Sunday, October 12, 2008 9:13:58 AM 

 Ah, but torture is a big part of it ... my friend!

And, you're too good to be thrown aside with the rest of the carcasses... lol ... I'm saving you for my own amusements.  However, my advice is "never go into battle tired..."  I needed some sleep before I finished you off.  Prepare for battle! 


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Saturday, October 11, 2008 9:08:29 PM)
[VICTIM OF METAL] Saturday, October 11, 2008 9:23:08 PM 
OHHH MY!
[ron h] Saturday, October 11, 2008 9:08:29 PM 
...it has been over 3 hours since I have admitted defeat Woman  why have you not yet cast me aside with the rest of the carcasses??...strike me down...now you're just torturing me what kind of person does that??...where do people like you come from??...not even Soy is this cruel!!...
[guidogodoy] Saturday, October 11, 2008 7:21:10 PM 
Chess....I challenge one and all to an Unreal Tournament Fragfest! I'll gib all y'all!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Saturday, October 11, 2008 6:47:22 PM)
[ron h] Saturday, October 11, 2008 7:15:11 PM 
i can see where that could be misleading...Hmmmm...what would you want to name the tourney??...maybe do that first, then a team name to fit...
[WhiskeyWoman] Saturday, October 11, 2008 7:10:37 PM 

Thankfully, "NO".. lol

But, those smileys are really 'hot'! 


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Saturday, October 11, 2008 7:08:22 PM)
[WhiskeyWoman] Saturday, October 11, 2008 7:08:40 PM 
TEAM PRIEST
I love it, but should we be more specific in the name...?  Team Priest may be construed as something religious  !!!
(We would probably be playing against teams like "Peter, Paul & Mary" .. lol)      Would be interesting to see what teams they would make up though...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Saturday, October 11, 2008 6:47:22 PM)
[ron h] Saturday, October 11, 2008 7:08:22 PM 
 pocket pool ??  do you have any idea what it's like to 'shake a pop bottle' while looking at smileys??  
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by WhiskeyWoman from Saturday, October 11, 2008 7:04:23 PM)
[ron h] Saturday, October 11, 2008 7:05:24 PM 
Not on the Internet...but I never tried on-line Chess before, either...something else to try...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u from Saturday, October 11, 2008 6:57:22 PM)
[WhiskeyWoman] Saturday, October 11, 2008 7:04:23 PM 
The only pool being played around here, or on the internet for that matter ... 
is 'pocket-pool' (on the "Thongs or briefs" thread!)  lol...
[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, October 11, 2008 6:57:22 PM 

CHESS...GREAT GAME...WAS WONDERING IF ANYBODY HAS PLAYED POOL ON THE NET?...IF
INTERESTED,LET ME KNOW.


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Saturday, October 11, 2008 6:47:22 PM)
[ron h] Saturday, October 11, 2008 6:47:22 PM 
Well WW, I'd like to see our friend Necro give it a try...how about Victim Of Metal??  you interested?? or JJ?  Soy??  Phathom??  Lizash??  Deep Freeze?? 
It would be too cool to have a Priest Tournament, or...T e a m  P r i e s t ! !  

Does METALGODDESS play Chess??

Anyone??
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by WhiskeyWoman from Saturday, October 11, 2008 6:33:03 PM)
[WhiskeyWoman] Saturday, October 11, 2008 6:33:03 PM 

Re-match?  You're on...  ♫  la-dee-dah...  (brave soul) 

I'm really serious about starting a Rock 'n Roll tournament on the chess-site and seeing how many JP fans come out of the woodwork to join our team -- lol!  (More than likely we'll be stuck with a lonely team of two... but worth a try?  Think we could find six more JP fans out of them serious chess-types?) 

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Saturday, October 11, 2008 6:22:19 PM)
Edited at: Saturday, October 11, 2008 6:33:44 PM
[ron h] Saturday, October 11, 2008 6:22:19 PM 

...made you think a few times maybe made you think 'what hell kinda move was that?!' go ahead and talk....you earned the right....But I'm on to you and your ways, now!!....did I hear re-match??


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by WhiskeyWoman from Saturday, October 11, 2008 6:08:51 PM)
[WhiskeyWoman] Saturday, October 11, 2008 6:08:51 PM 
As I said before:  chess can imitate life ...
And, as such, the Queen is the most powerful piece...
   (When will you guyz ever learn...?)

Ron, you did good.  Made me think a few times ...  
 ... before crushing your ass! 
You'll get back in the swing of things...

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Saturday, October 11, 2008 5:43:11 PM)
[ron h] Saturday, October 11, 2008 5:43:11 PM 

WW...with her adulteress and wily Queens...called upon the powers of Woman to topple not 1 but 2 Kingdoms that were once powerful and mighty  oooohhhhh how we fall for their shenanigans every time  I take my hat off and bow to you, oh mighty Woman  ..but only for now..  ♫♫♫

[Soylentgreen4u] Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:59:00 PM 
JUST POPPED OUT OF MY SQUIRREL CAGE TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON,AND THIIIIIIIIS????
UNPROVOKED ATTACKS ON MY STATE OF MIND???...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOO...I'LL DEAL WITH YOU TWO LATER!!!...

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by WhiskeyWoman from Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:32:28 PM)
[WhiskeyWoman] Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:54:36 PM 
  Then prove it... 
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Necroticist from Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:47:49 PM)
[ron h] Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:54:01 PM 
Royalty smoyalty...at the end of the day...men will be men and girls will be girls, doing (or sccumbing to) what we all do best even if it means the downfall of the entire Kingdom  Die with a smile, I say
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by WhiskeyWoman from Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:44:15 PM)
[Necroticist] Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:47:49 PM 
i'd only win....i ain't as dumb as i make out...
[WhiskeyWoman] Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:44:15 PM 
...  meanwhile ...
Back at the chessboard ... 
my queen is having her way with your king -- lol!
Surrender, I say!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:38:48 PM)
[WhiskeyWoman] Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:40:56 PM 
LOL...
wanna game??? 

(it's free, worldwide and for all levels...)
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Necroticist from Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:36:52 PM)
[ron h] Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:38:48 PM 
i do feel bad for him...up there all alone...no BECKS....what's a guy to do??....he wasn't alone though, there was S/M going on in the VanHagarl len thread...VanHalen in the Face Was Red thread...we were all over the map today...
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by WhiskeyWoman from Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:32:28 PM)
[Necroticist] Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:36:52 PM 
chess is ok..next person to call 'em 'Prawns' tho is gonna get a slap!
[WhiskeyWoman] Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:32:28 PM 
  Soy yelled at you!???

But, we must understand that the poor fellow is a Montreal fan, so he hasn't much to yell about at the best of times.  He must have an outlet somewhere...    And, you always dump on the ones you love, eh?
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Saturday, October 11, 2008 3:26:38 PM)
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