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[_strat_] Wednesday, February 11, 2009 4:24:03 PM 
Well, Kmacians are not all female, but I think theres a fair amount of virgins among them... Knock yourself out!
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[Necroticist] Wednesday, February 11, 2009 4:18:05 PM 
Read into the Nick....i OWN the undead legions....and b4 u ask...yes i drink blood...only from willing female virgins tho...
[_strat_] Wednesday, February 11, 2009 4:07:33 PM 
Deal! You now officialy minister for Darth Painkiller purging! Well... Go purge him!
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[Necroticist] Wednesday, February 11, 2009 4:05:16 PM 
OK - i'll be a loyal subject as long as u join my legions of the undead after u die.....lol
[_strat_] Wednesday, February 11, 2009 4:02:26 PM 
I president for life! Better than emporerator! Join Gloriuos nation of Stratistan, yes?
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[Necroticist] Wednesday, February 11, 2009 2:37:00 PM 
Hmm...never realised u had a kingdom...when u make emporer i'll get back to ya...lol. Necro - Hells Emissary On Earth.
[_strat_] Wednesday, February 11, 2009 1:44:27 PM 

Stratistan gloriuos nation is proud to be presenting our newest warrior. His name Leonidas. He nice!

He good politician:



Cool dyisco dyance, yes? He also kick ass:



You affraid? Is better you being! We proud of him so much, we make him national symbol of glorious nation of Stratistan:



Is error: supposed to say Stratistan...

[_strat_] Thursday, February 05, 2009 1:56:19 AM 
Is nice! Now we excecute you, for lack of humor at Canadians in the moviefilm. High five!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Wednesday, February 04, 2009 8:20:46 PM)
[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 8:20:46 PM 

Oh Great Sovereign King of Stratistan. I has spoken with the Kmacian Commrad Vailliant 3.0 and she has asked that I deliver this Video to you for Cultural Learnings for make benefit of Glorious Nation of Stratistan.

[paorcamp] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 8:16:01 PM 
mission eh???....there's nothing you can do here in hell!!!...

your missions there in Kmac (or whatever its name is) are senseless!!!!   [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:43:11 PM) Edited at: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 8:17:22 PM
Edited at: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 8:21:25 PM
[spapad] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:43:11 PM 
This Mission has been Accomplished Mighty King Soveriegn Strat.



[Devil Deal] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 9:45:21 AM 
Well gosh!
[Devil Deal] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 9:36:24 AM 
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[_strat_] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 6:17:03 AM 
I hereby declare an independant and sovereign kingdom of Stratland! From hence, the date of 4th of February shall be a state holiday, celebrated by a parade.

The capital city of Stratland is Stratograd - that is officialy the capital city.

The anthem of Stratland is YMCA, of the Village people - for they are so hip

The population of Stratland is very big - trust me!

Also, from hence, I am implementing a visa regime for all Kmacian citizens. Or to put it more casualy: GTFO, biotches!!!

And I hereby give Spapad a quest - travel to Kmacia for Cultural learnings for make benefit glorious nation of Stratistan. Video, please.
[_strat_] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 6:10:57 AM 
Yeah, right, those moves are sooooooooo original... I can outdance him blindfolded.
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[spapad] Tuesday, February 03, 2009 9:38:52 PM 
Storm trooper and darth vador dancing Pictures, Images and Photos 

I never knew Darth Was such a fabulous dancer! I see the pink curse wore off. DAMN!!!
Nice Gallactic disco though! LOL
Edited at: Tuesday, February 03, 2009 9:55:05 PM
[paorcamp] Sunday, February 01, 2009 12:39:24 PM 
face your destiny...your soul belongs to hell!!!

[spapad] Saturday, January 31, 2009 6:14:31 PM 
LMAO!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, January 31, 2009 6:02:52 PM)
[_strat_] Saturday, January 31, 2009 6:02:52 PM 

Oh, yeah, and good night. Enjoy the rest of your January. Im already in February. You see, as a TRUE god I can time travel.


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:59:04 PM)
[_strat_] Saturday, January 31, 2009 6:01:48 PM 
No, no, no, no, no!!! Not me! DARTH is a sissy! Say it! No fights and pizzas before you say it!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:59:04 PM)
[spapad] Saturday, January 31, 2009 6:01:01 PM 
Night DF, another time? LOL HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:59:04 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:59:04 PM 
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, OK!!! God is a sissy!!! There!! You happy???? Well, I have to attend to some other issues before the fight so, Good Evening!!!
[spapad] Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:58:03 PM 
Hello Kitty Pictures, Images and Photos

AWWWW!!!!!! How CUTE!
[_strat_] Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:54:26 PM 
...or it may just be that youre trying to say that youre all a bunch of sissies? Now, why dont you just accept it. Your god is a pink sissy. Come on, say it.
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:49:59 PM)
[spapad] Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:52:32 PM 
Oh,...............DF, .......................I am SO Sorry!.............It appears the ritual backfired! Popey in PInk?

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:49:59 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:49:59 PM 
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We popes have to use what we have available!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
[_strat_] Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:48:24 PM 
Oh, for my sake! I know that this is an international forum, but your just pushing it!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:45:15 PM)
[_strat_] Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:47:24 PM 
Well, I dont speak latin, but I managed to decipher some of that...

It appears that you are attempting to excorcise an evil spirit in the name of J.C., his dad and his invisible friend... Who appears to be omnipotent (impotent?). Now whats up with that? Arent you supposed to be evil?
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:37:52 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:45:15 PM 
Dominus noster ad templum sanctum suum vocare dignatus est, ut fiat templum Dei vivi, et Spiritus Sanctus habitet in eo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:39:46 PM)
[_strat_] Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:44:34 PM 
My dear! That is F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S!!! You are sooooooooooooooo going to be my fashion designer!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:12:52 PM)
[spapad] Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:39:46 PM 
You will have to use stronger stuff! He is still pink! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:37:52 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:37:52 PM 
Well, as "pope" I guess it falls on me to exorcise this vile, pink demon!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exorcizo te, omnis spiritus immunde, in nomine Dei Patris omnipotentis, et in nomine Jesu Christi Filii ejus, Domini et Judicis nostri, et virtute Spiritus Sancti.....HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:25:02 PM)
[spapad] Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:25:02 PM 
Yet,.................SO right!!!!!! HA!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:16:38 PM)
[Deep Freeze] Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:16:38 PM 
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is just SO wrong!!!!!!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:12:52 PM)
[spapad] Saturday, January 31, 2009 5:12:52 PM 
I have a better plan for Darth! THE ULTIMATE HUMILIATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pretty in Pink?

  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Saturday, January 31, 2009 4:07:59 PM)
[_strat_] Saturday, January 31, 2009 4:07:59 PM 

Great! Now we have something... First asignment: bring me Darths head on a plate! Medium done, hold the vegetables.


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Saturday, January 31, 2009 2:56:51 PM)
[_strat_] Saturday, January 31, 2009 4:05:19 PM 

Well, I regret to inform you that mr. D. Alighieri has been dead for some 700 years. He did not leave a testament, so by law of the Holy Kingdom of Strat, all his earthly (or under-earthly) possesions have been taken over by the reigning monarch - me.

We can negotaite over Purgatory, tho. Never liked the place.


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by spapad from Saturday, January 31, 2009 2:41:23 PM)
[spapad] Saturday, January 31, 2009 2:56:51 PM 
Oh look.............finally found some legions and hoards! And the other guy is big enough to be a batallian!

[spapad] Saturday, January 31, 2009 2:53:07 PM 
Hummnnn.......having a hard time comming up with batallians.
Perhaps this will help?................Has a thousand uses!



[spapad] Saturday, January 31, 2009 2:41:23 PM 
My friend did find an easment clause on said property, so looks like he already has the rights to that level. I'll try to dig in the closet and see if I  cant dust of a few demon batallions. HA!!





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[paorcamp] Saturday, January 31, 2009 2:28:29 PM 
and we have a band!!!!

[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Saturday, January 31, 2009 9:41:19 AM 
Wait just a STRAT DAMNED second!!!!  I RULE HELL!!!!  Not some bloody human who wrote a really kick ass book (however erroneous it is).  If you would like to join Hell, I will be out of the office (won't be home until 7:30pm Sunday) but all applications are welcome.  My Pope Deep Freeze will gladly check your application and start the INTERROGATION....I mean INTERVIEW process.
[_strat_] Saturday, January 31, 2009 2:13:16 AM 
Well, Id really have to look into the real-estate prices. I think we could agree on renting the place, but the cost would be... Let me see... A battalion of demons every month to kick Darths ass?
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[paorcamp] Saturday, January 31, 2009 12:18:43 AM 
oh...when did this dante "thing" began???you're playing with fire!!!

Edited at: Saturday, January 31, 2009 12:20:57 AM
[spapad] Saturday, January 31, 2009 12:16:05 AM 
Now Paor, former keeper of the keys, I will leave you. It's my witching hour! LOL

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[spapad] Saturday, January 31, 2009 12:13:18 AM 
You may run down that narrow path my friend, .............but you will be blocked from the kingdom of Dante! HA!!






  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by paorcamp from Saturday, January 31, 2009 12:09:20 AM)
[paorcamp] Saturday, January 31, 2009 12:09:20 AM 
oooohhhhhhhhhh....can't be...that's why I couldn't find it!!!

now I have to go through the back alley
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[spapad] Saturday, January 31, 2009 12:00:24 AM 
So sorry, but I think I stole that key from you for my master Dante! BaHAHAWHAHAHAHA!









  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by paorcamp from Friday, January 30, 2009 11:54:24 PM)
[paorcamp] Friday, January 30, 2009 11:54:24 PM 
lol....I wish he has...jaja...well...I should go now to check if the gate is still there...you know Im the gate keeper....

well...actually I'm going to bed now...it's almost 1 am and I woke up at 8 today....
Edited at: Friday, January 30, 2009 11:55:39 PM
[spapad] Friday, January 30, 2009 11:48:35 PM 
LMAO! I don't know but I bet if he does the donkey has more teeth! LOL
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