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[_strat_] Saturday, June 18, 2011 5:59:22 AM 
That is not as awesome as when he counted to infinity - twice!
  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, November 20, 2009 9:55:13 PM)
[Tyrant] Friday, June 17, 2011 8:50:42 PM 
Ahhhh, my favourate place ! Red neck cental....

Hmmm lets see, a white red neck, cowboy wanna be who has a show , with a black guy as a patner who is also a cowboy wanna be, and this white guy also uses chinese marshal arts to beat up other rednecks................

I think that just about sums up Chuck Norris....  He is the joke !

Never turn your back, on the Ripper! T.O ...... but feel free to do so on chuck norris , lmfao ! red neck .....

Edited at: Friday, June 17, 2011 8:52:54 PM
[Tyrant] Saturday, August 14, 2010 2:58:21 PM 

I totally agree, he is where babies come from. He is a C#*T !!!!!

LMFAO  

Tyrant.

Never turn your back, on the Ripper! T.O.


  [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by acolyte55 from Wednesday, March 10, 2010 12:53:48 PM)
[acolyte55] Wednesday, March 10, 2010 12:53:48 PM 
chuck norris is where children come from
[Budred] Wednesday, March 10, 2010 4:47:51 AM 
Today is the day of all days.
          
Today is Chuck Norris's birthday.
               
Happy 70th Chuck
[Tyrant] Wednesday, March 03, 2010 2:33:09 AM 
Wow a real scan of chucks brain, showing both sides , dumb, and dumber!

Tyrant..

Never turn your back, on the Ripper! T.O !
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Edited at: Wednesday, March 03, 2010 2:33:41 AM
[Tyrant] Wednesday, March 03, 2010 2:27:51 AM 
Hmmm, so if Chuck Norris can divide by zero, he can perhaps figure out his own IQ......

Half of zero is perhaps giving him a bit too much credit ......

What a red neck , cowboy wanna be ! lmfao @ C.Norris 

Tyrant..

Never turn your back, on the Ripper! T.O.
[acolyte55] Monday, January 04, 2010 4:25:59 PM 
when chuck norris goes swimming , he doesnt get wet ! the water gets chuck norrised!!! under his beard is another fist!
[Steve Forrest] Tuesday, December 29, 2009 7:18:41 PM 
Chuck Norris once ate three 72oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes fucking his waitress.
[Vaillant 3.0] Friday, November 20, 2009 9:55:13 PM 
Chuck Norris can still divide by zero...and kick your ass any day of the week.
[Tyrant] Friday, November 20, 2009 4:15:44 PM 
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[Steve Forrest] Friday, October 02, 2009 3:48:22 PM 
Mystery Science Theater 3000 should have had an entire season of just Chuck Norris movies. 
I liked Code Of Silence, but only because Henry Silva was the villan
[Coyote Bongwater] Thursday, August 13, 2009 1:07:52 PM 
chuck norris once had sex in a trailor, some of his sperm got in the engine, ever since then that trailor has been known as optimus prime
[joedraper] Wednesday, July 22, 2009 4:02:40 PM 
[joedraper] Wednesday, July 22, 2009 4:01:13 PM 
[max beardsall] Tuesday, May 05, 2009 5:36:51 AM 

have you heard chuck norris knows eistiens theory of relativity because he can round house kick you into tomorrow.

[Vaillant 3.0] Tuesday, April 07, 2009 9:52:59 PM 
That would be cool!!
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[spapad] Tuesday, April 07, 2009 6:37:10 PM 
HA!!!
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[Steve Forrest] Tuesday, April 07, 2009 1:17:59 PM 
here's another 7 words you can never say on television:
"And the Oscar goes to Chuck Norris"
[Steve Forrest] Tuesday, April 07, 2009 1:11:55 PM 
Next year, Comedy Central needs to do the Roast Of Chuck Norris!
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