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Ok Ok I'm a kind -hearted soul but just 1 piece !!--The rest belongs to me !!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Friday, October 17, 2008 4:50:05 AM)| |  | ronhartsell wrote: | | It's a deal with just one condition...I get have just one piece...please...
| | | lana wrote: | | Just hand over all the FUDGE brownies you made yesterday & I won't have to punish you--unless you want the punishment --in any case --still hand over all the FUDGE brownies you made & I'll forgive you for calling me your Mommy (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 7:02:38 PM)
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ronhartsell wrote: |
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...truer words were never spoken...however...some crimes are worth the time...
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lana wrote: |
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Oh wouldn't you like to know !!
Since I'm so OLD you'll have to give me time to think about what punishment to give for the 2nd one --meanwhile I need Ben Gay for my OLD athritic hands to give you a proper spanking-- Maybe I'll just get the board out but damn I'd have to grip that --you couldn't just said" Sorry for calling you Mom--you're so Young looking "--you have to lie a little bi twith us females ya know
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ronhartsell wrote: |
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...gee...if i get a spanking for the first offense...what about the second???? 
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You callin' me MOMMY ??  - I knew I should've thrown out my Oil Of Olay !!!
Well since you had the nerve to call me MOMMY you can go to bed with no supper along with Phantom & Soy----must I give you all spankings too ?? --Must think of your punishment since you implied that I look older than you !! 
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...as i was saying...she gave me a bottle of Whiskey as an intro to her Chess world...i indulged, not knowing the consequences...(and the fact she's a good player didn't help)...i was distracted...the dog ate my homework...let me think...i'll come up with another one here in a sec... ...mommmmmy...
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Edited at: Thursday, October 16, 2008 5:40:04 AM |
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| [ron h] Friday, October 17, 2008 4:50:05 AM | |
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It's a deal with just one condition...I get have just one piece...please...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Thursday, October 16, 2008 5:39:18 AM)| | | lana wrote: | | Just hand over all the FUDGE brownies you made yesterday & I won't have to punish you--unless you want the punishment --in any case --still hand over all the FUDGE brownies you made & I'll forgive you for calling me your Mommy (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 7:02:38 PM)
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ronhartsell wrote: |
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...truer words were never spoken...however...some crimes are worth the time...
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lana wrote: |
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Oh wouldn't you like to know !!
Since I'm so OLD you'll have to give me time to think about what punishment to give for the 2nd one --meanwhile I need Ben Gay for my OLD athritic hands to give you a proper spanking-- Maybe I'll just get the board out but damn I'd have to grip that --you couldn't just said" Sorry for calling you Mom--you're so Young looking "--you have to lie a little bi twith us females ya know
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ronhartsell wrote: |
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...gee...if i get a spanking for the first offense...what about the second????
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lana wrote: |
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You callin' me MOMMY ?? - I knew I should've thrown out my Oil Of Olay !!!
Well since you had the nerve to call me MOMMY you can go to bed with no supper along with Phantom & Soy----must I give you all spankings too ?? --Must think of your punishment since you implied that I look older than you !!
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ronhartsell wrote: |
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| ...as i was saying...she gave me a bottle of Whiskey as an intro to her Chess world...i indulged, not knowing the consequences...(and the fact she's a good player didn't help)...i was distracted...the dog ate my homework...let me think...i'll come up with another one here in a sec......mommmmmy...
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Edited at: Thursday, October 16, 2008 5:40:04 AM |
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| [mmmmmm] Thursday, October 16, 2008 5:39:18 AM | |
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Just hand over all the FUDGE brownies you made yesterday & I won't have to punish you--unless you want the punishment --in any case --still hand over all the FUDGE brownies you made & I'll forgive you for calling me your Mommy [Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 7:02:38 PM)
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ronhartsell wrote: |
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...truer words were never spoken...however...some crimes are worth the time...
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lana wrote: |
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Oh wouldn't you like to know !!
Since I'm so OLD you'll have to give me time to think about what punishment to give for the 2nd one --meanwhile I need Ben Gay for my OLD athritic hands to give you a proper spanking-- Maybe I'll just get the board out but damn I'd have to grip that --you couldn't just said" Sorry for calling you Mom--you're so Young looking "--you have to lie a little bi twith us females ya know
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ronhartsell wrote: |
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...gee...if i get a spanking for the first offense...what about the second????
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lana wrote: |
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You callin' me MOMMY ?? - I knew I should've thrown out my Oil Of Olay !!!
Well since you had the nerve to call me MOMMY you can go to bed with no supper along with Phantom & Soy----must I give you all spankings too ?? --Must think of your punishment since you implied that I look older than you !!
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| ...as i was saying...she gave me a bottle of Whiskey as an intro to her Chess world...i indulged, not knowing the consequences...(and the fact she's a good player didn't help)...i was distracted...the dog ate my homework...let me think...i'll come up with another one here in a sec......mommmmmy...
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Edited at: Thursday, October 16, 2008 5:40:04 AM |
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| [ron h] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 7:02:38 PM | |
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...truer words were never spoken...however...some crimes are worth the time...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:35:34 PM)| | | lana wrote: | | Oh wouldn't you like to know !!
Since I'm so OLD you'll have to give me time to think about what punishment to give for the 2nd one --meanwhile I need Ben Gay for my OLD athritic hands to give you a proper spanking-- Maybe I'll just get the board out but damn I'd have to grip that --you couldn't just said" Sorry for calling you Mom--you're so Young looking "--you have to lie a little bi twith us females ya know
| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | ...gee...if i get a spanking for the first offense...what about the second????
| | | lana wrote: | | You callin' me MOMMY ?? - I knew I should've thrown out my Oil Of Olay !!!
Well since you had the nerve to call me MOMMY you can go to bed with no supper along with Phantom & Soy----must I give you all spankings too ?? --Must think of your punishment since you implied that I look older than you !!
| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | ...as i was saying...she gave me a bottle of Whiskey as an intro to her Chess world...i indulged, not knowing the consequences...(and the fact she's a good player didn't help)...i was distracted...the dog ate my homework...let me think...i'll come up with another one here in a sec......mommmmmy...
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| [mmmmmm] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:35:34 PM | |
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Oh wouldn't you like to know !!
Since I'm so OLD you'll have to give me time to think about what punishment to give for the 2nd one --meanwhile I need Ben Gay for my OLD athritic hands to give you a proper spanking-- Maybe I'll just get the board out but damn I'd have to grip that --you couldn't just said" Sorry for calling you Mom--you're so Young looking "--you have to lie a little bi twith us females ya know
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:29:19 PM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | ...gee...if i get a spanking for the first offense...what about the second????
| | | lana wrote: | | You callin' me MOMMY ?? - I knew I should've thrown out my Oil Of Olay !!!
Well since you had the nerve to call me MOMMY you can go to bed with no supper along with Phantom & Soy----must I give you all spankings too ?? --Must think of your punishment since you implied that I look older than you !!
| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | ...as i was saying...she gave me a bottle of Whiskey as an intro to her Chess world...i indulged, not knowing the consequences...(and the fact she's a good player didn't help)...i was distracted...the dog ate my homework...let me think...i'll come up with another one here in a sec......mommmmmy...
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| [ron h] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:34:55 PM | |
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What's up DF? I never win these battles! Can't a guy lose with his dignity intact?? 
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Deep Freeze from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:30:44 PM)| | | Deep Freeze wrote: | | Steady, Ron. Steady.
| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | ...gee...if i get a spanking for the first offense...what about the second????
| | | lana wrote: | | You callin' me MOMMY ?? - I knew I should've thrown out my Oil Of Olay !!!
Well since you had the nerve to call me MOMMY you can go to bed with no supper along with Phantom & Soy----must I give you all spankings too ?? --Must think of your punishment since you implied that I look older than you !!
| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | ...as i was saying...she gave me a bottle of Whiskey as an intro to her Chess world...i indulged, not knowing the consequences...(and the fact she's a good player didn't help)...i was distracted...the dog ate my homework...let me think...i'll come up with another one here in a sec......mommmmmy...
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| [Deep Freeze] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:30:44 PM | |
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Steady, Ron. Steady.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:29:19 PM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | ...gee...if i get a spanking for the first offense...what about the second????
| | | lana wrote: | | You callin' me MOMMY ?? - I knew I should've thrown out my Oil Of Olay !!!
Well since you had the nerve to call me MOMMY you can go to bed with no supper along with Phantom & Soy----must I give you all spankings too ?? --Must think of your punishment since you implied that I look older than you !!
| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | ...as i was saying...she gave me a bottle of Whiskey as an intro to her Chess world...i indulged, not knowing the consequences...(and the fact she's a good player didn't help)...i was distracted...the dog ate my homework...let me think...i'll come up with another one here in a sec......mommmmmy...
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| [ron h] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:29:19 PM | |
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...gee...if i get a spanking for the first offense...what about the second????
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:25:49 PM)| | | lana wrote: | | You callin' me MOMMY ?? - I knew I should've thrown out my Oil Of Olay !!!
Well since you had the nerve to call me MOMMY you can go to bed with no supper along with Phantom & Soy----must I give you all spankings too ?? --Must think of your punishment since you implied that I look older than you !!
| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | ...as i was saying...she gave me a bottle of Whiskey as an intro to her Chess world...i indulged, not knowing the consequences...(and the fact she's a good player didn't help)...i was distracted...the dog ate my homework...let me think...i'll come up with another one here in a sec......mommmmmy...
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| [mmmmmm] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:25:49 PM | |
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You callin' me MOMMY ?? - I knew I should've thrown out my Oil Of Olay !!!
Well since you had the nerve to call me MOMMY you can go to bed with no supper along with Phantom & Soy----must I give you all spankings too ?? --Must think of your punishment since you implied that I look older than you !!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:21:43 PM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | ...as i was saying...she gave me a bottle of Whiskey as an intro to her Chess world...i indulged, not knowing the consequences...(and the fact she's a good player didn't help)...i was distracted...the dog ate my homework...let me think...i'll come up with another one here in a sec......mommmmmy...
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| [ron h] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:21:43 PM | |
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...as i was saying...she gave me a bottle of Whiskey as an intro to her Chess world...i indulged, not knowing the consequences...(and the fact she's a good player didn't help)...i was distracted...the dog ate my homework...let me think...i'll come up with another one here in a sec......mommmmmy...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:11:52 PM) |
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| [mmmmmm] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 6:11:52 PM | |
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Whiskey wasn't talking Smack about you Ron --she's too much of a lady for that
Nope she was just telling the truth
May I ask --what were you doing looking at her fishnet stockings in the 1st place ?? --maybe if you had kept your eyes in their sockets you might have won a game or 2 ??  Just asking
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 5:48:23 PM) |
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| [ron h] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 5:48:23 PM | |
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| [mmmmmm] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 5:40:33 PM | |
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Fishnet stockings make my legs look longer & slimmer--so until you lose your knickers I won't get them back !!-( but from Whiskey is telling me you're losing terribly --so I should be getting them back by the weekend )
Poor Ron--losing to a GIRL !!--want me to send you some Puff's Plus ??
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 5:29:31 PM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | Aahhh, so you WERE duped!! WW is holding YOUR stockings hostage in lieu of your support for her (I knew it!!)...Well, MY friends don't have to be tricked!! 
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| [ron h] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 5:29:31 PM | |
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Aahhh, so you WERE duped!! WW is holding YOUR stockings hostage in lieu of your support for her (I knew it!!)...Well, MY friends don't have to be tricked!!
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Wednesday, October 15, 2008 7:23:19 AM) |
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| [mmmmmm] Wednesday, October 15, 2008 7:23:19 AM | |
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Sorry to burst your bubble Ron--Whiskey never had me duped--I was rooting for her all along--she borrowed my fishnet stockings so if I don't root for her I'm afraid I'll never get them back--unless you're willing to buy me more but until then --Go Whiskey Go Whiskey
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by ronhartsell from Tuesday, October 14, 2008 8:41:20 PM)| | | ronhartsell wrote: | | Well John, she really stuck it to me. But that's OK, we don't learn getting it right all the time do we?? I put up a fight, all the way to the end on both counts, but dude, you've never seen a fishnet wearing Queen coming at you after 'bout 6-7 shots of Jack!! I was doomed from the start!! I did learn a few things in defeat however, and as we throw on our armor and sharpen our blades, there are 2 new battles brewing. There will be arms and legs and all sorts of appendages strewn about, blood spattered every where!! The battle to end all battles!! Thank you for your kind words of support, I need all that I can get as she has Lana duped convinced that she is the true Chessgod(dess). We'll just see about that...
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| [ron h] Tuesday, October 14, 2008 8:41:20 PM | |
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Well John, she really stuck it to me. But that's OK, we don't learn getting it right all the time do we?? I put up a fight, all the way to the end on both counts, but dude, you've never seen a fishnet wearing Queen coming at you after 'bout 6-7 shots of Jack!! I was doomed from the start!! I did learn a few things in defeat however, and as we throw on our armor and sharpen our blades, there are 2 new battles brewing. There will be arms and legs and all sorts of appendages strewn about, blood spattered every where!! The battle to end all battles!! Thank you for your kind words of support, I need all that I can get as she has Lana duped convinced that she is the true Chessgod(dess). We'll just see about that...
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| [VICTIM OF METAL] Tuesday, October 14, 2008 6:45:26 PM | |
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May i just say a couple of words on behalf of my friend Ron?
Whiskey Women don't you know that you are driving me insane ohhhh
the liquor you give stems my will to live and gets right to my brain
don't you know your driving me insane
your tryin' to find your way through life
your trying to get some new direction
another womens got her man
she won't find a new connection
takes another drink or two, things look better when she's through.
Ron she's through! With you anyway. Have those drinks, and lick those wounds. 
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| [ron h] Tuesday, October 14, 2008 6:35:28 PM | |
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Sure, i tried to set one up, maybe it didn't let me. Tried to send you a message of congratulations. Anyway, go ahead and set one up, I'm game...
(someone has to stand up for MANkind on this site )
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by WhiskeyWoman from Tuesday, October 14, 2008 6:26:32 PM)| | | WhiskeyWoman wrote: | | Hi Ron... you are getting better already.
(It'll all come back to you pretty quick, so I have to *crush* you while I can -- lol!)
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| [WhiskeyWoman] Tuesday, October 14, 2008 6:26:32 PM | |
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Hi Ron... you are getting better already.
(It'll all come back to you pretty quick, so I have to *crush* you while I can -- lol!)
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...Hhmmmmm....to her credit, she is a very good player....she exposed my mistakes and made me pay for 'em (typical woman 
