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TOPIC: Metal Blah Blah Blah
[Justin Kenny] Sunday, July 27, 2008 10:58:58 AM 
IT'S SPASTIC COLON SUNDAY!!!!!   ("Hoops And Yo-Yo"  fans know what I'm talkin' about)

For those who are contemplating calling in sick tomorrow....may I recommend the following excuse:

You:  "Yeh..boss?    Yeh...I won't be in today...."

Boss:  "Oh?    Under the weather, are ya?"

You:  "Yeh...seems I hava anal glaucoma..."

Boss:  "Anal glaucoma!?    What's that!?"

You:  "Well...basically that means I can't see my ass coming into work today..."
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