VLAD-VLAD-VLAD THE IMPALER 
VLAD-VLAD-HE COULDA BEEN A BEEN A WHALER 
BUT HE'S VLAD-VLAD-VLAD THE IMPALER 
VLAD-VLAD 
COULDA BEEN A WHALER 
COULDA BEEN A TAILOR 
HE TURNED OUT TO BE NORMAN MAILOR!  .....