Please, it is the least I can do to help offset the plane ticket and legal expenses you'll surely have to incur in the legal proceedings to bring those responsible for my untimely demise to justice. Oh yes and the shoes that you'll surely loose to the hairy demons of the household (damn Nina ate one of my sprinklers yesterday!!!).
At that, I also bid all y'all adieaux as I have put off the red bottle of cold happiness long enough in order to drag the undeserving hounds out for their last bathroom break.
With the hopes of living to see tomorrow, I remain. Buenas noches.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Friday, November 07, 2008 11:42:05 PM)| |  | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | It's so pretty!!! Now I'll have a place to hold my keys and everything!!!!! Thanks again!!!!!!! 
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Oh, my pleasure. While I have a few nice ones, this is my fav. I'll leave it on the counter next to the dogfood!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | YAY!!!! A JP keychain!!!!!!! Thanks, Guido!!!!!
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Science Diet! Have four 40lb bags in the downstairs bathtub. Kiko's pellets and pui pui's seeds are in the downstairs fridge!
Ahh...nice to know someone has your back when you are at Death's door in this cruel, cruel world. For your kindness, Vail, I hereby bequeath unto you a JP keychain!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | HA!!!!!!!! I'm going to need to buy a plane ticket to TN first. Which dogfood brand do the doggies prefer?
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Yeah yeah, sure sure. It is all there in black and white. No backpeddling for you! I bet you'll feel sorry when you read that some corpse was pried from his bidet on a porch in TN.
Vail, remember to feed my animals! My house is easy to find. The city is so small you can just ask anyone where Calvin lives! LOL!!
| | | MG_Metalgoddess wrote: | | LMAo ... Come on now.... I didnt say to take everything together... Jeesuz christ...... (And yes Iam rolling my eyes..... )LOL
Damm there goes all my new J/P stuff ........ 
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | HAAAA!!! AmbienCR or just regular? I think I have both around the house...HEY, wait a minute! You ARE trying to kill me, aren't you?
I am glad this is all documented. You are my witness, Vail. It's up to you to figure out Canadian extradition law and press full charges.
| | | MG_Metalgoddess wrote: | | LOL That will work... along with a shot of rum... and a ambien... LMao Knock you right out on your ass..
You wont feel a thing... You may wake up next week... so dont make any plans........LOL
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | NYQUIL?!? You must think that money grows on trees here in TN!
"Compare to active ingredients OF" you mean to say!
 (Quoting Message by MG_Metalgoddess from Friday, November 07, 2008 10:44:32 PM)
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LOL Lack of pity............ You know damm we Love Ya and thats all that counts....
Now shut up take some nyquil and go to bed....
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I shall remember this lack of pity in the afterlife...cough cough.
(if you MUST know, I have installed a bidet on my back porch! LOL. I AM in TN, after all. Perfectly normal.)
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OOOhhh my poor baby... Who is the charming person that get to wipe your butt ... during this gracious period of Illness. ROFL 
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I'll thank you NOT to draw attention to the fact that I am currently using a bedpan! Harumph!
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Aaahh yes when a man gets sick.. its worse than having a two year old around the house..
1. Crabby.
2. whiney
3. doesnt sleep
4. complaines about every ache and pain.. esp in the ass...
5. cant even get up to get a glass of water....................................
Its like they are ready for a nursing home..... LMAO
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Aww, come on!! Be nice to him!!! He is getting sick, you know.
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Quit talking this Rubbish... scattering ashes and what not... Must come there and kick your ass... LMAO
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Wrong answer! I feel the Grim Reaper at my back. Kiko has long since gone to bed and Nina? She makes me sneeze worse. Allergies!
Wonder if my stuffy nose would offset her making me sneeze. No matter, I fear the end is near anyway. Whatever you do, my friends, do not let anyone bury me in a suit! I hated wearing them in life and don't want to spend all eternity in one! A nice frock or mu mu! Better yet, someone clime Everest and scatter my ashes around up there, eh?
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