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[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Monday, November 17, 2008 5:20:57 AM

That does it...the kid gloves are off.

Here is lana's outhouse before I blow it to Pittsburgh:

[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by lana from Monday, November 17, 2008 5:13:48 AM)

lana wrote:

IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT YA KNOW DPK---YOU LACED MY BELOVED RPB CUPS WITH EX-LAX & THEN TO TOP IT ALL OFF YOU TAINTED MY PEANUT M& M'S

THIS IS LANA BEFORE DPK STOLE HER RPB CUPS--
THIS IS LANA AFTER BEING FOILED BY DPK---( KNEELING IN FRONT OF THE POT )
THIA IS LANA AFTER GETTING OUT OF THE OUTHOUSE & APOLOGIZING TO DPK--
THIS IS LANA ACCIDENTALLY FUMBLING HIS BELOVED *PHILLY FLYERS * WITH THE *NY ISLANDERS *
THIS IS LANA DEFENDING HER BELOVED OUTHOUSE --
THIS IS DPK AFTER LANA GETS DONE WITH HIM --
THIS IS LANA EATING ALL THE MARS BARS SENT TO HER BY DPK--

Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote:

AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! You did it again! Here I am, trying to be nice, and you insult my Flyers again! The Islanders can't beat the Canadiens, but the Flyers can!

Lana before insulting my city and the Flyers--->

Me after reading Lana's insulting posts--->

Me destroying Lana's outhouse (there is a thing called Indoor Plumbing Lana...y'all out there in Central PA need to get some).--->

Lana after I wiped out her outhouse.--->

lana wrote:

So Sorry DPK--please Forgive me --I was so busy sitting on the pot in the outhouse all weekend that I mistakenly called your Islanders Philly's --am so sorry --see what NOT eationg RPB Cups does to me --takes what little brain cells I have left & kicks them to the curb !!--so sorry--have a Philly Cheesesteak on me OK ?? ( with lettuce--tomato--grilled onions & mushrooms & of course Mayo ) (Quoting Message by Darth_Painkiller_0870 from Monday, November 17, 2008 3:05:31 AM)

Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote:

Ummm...the Islanders are in NY. D'oh! Two: My loving g/f doesn't listen to metal.

I apologize for Soy hurting your feelings. I do not condone hurting other people's feelings. That is cheap and unmanly (Soy...I think you ought to apologize to lana for being rude to her last week). As for the RPB Cup theft, that was just me having fun. I negotiated a deal with the Mars people for a lifetime supply of the goodies for ya b/c I feel bad.

lana wrote:

The Feed DPK club ??--DPK --if ya would have said something I'd have gladly sent you some of my RPB Cups but no you threaten me & hurt my wittle feelings & to top it all off you lace my goodies with ex-lax --what the hell kind of friend are ya ??--now as for your g/f -using your whip --didn't she tell you she's one of us *sinful * gals & she's on my side ??--bet ya didn't know that didya ??--sleep with 1 eye open real wide like ok ??
& while we're on the subject what's wrong with Vince Lacavilier of TB & Eli Manning of the NY Giants --both are eye candy for me --same as La Sid--me thinks you are just jealous 'cause MY PITTSBURGH PENGUINS BEAT YOUR PHILLY ISLANDERS IN A 3 PLUS SHOOTOUT

So what do ya think of that --you did all those dastardly criminal acts to me & oh little "ol me did was tell ya that MY PENGUINS BEAT YOUR ISLANDERS !!--I was just being a good sportswoman in case you missed the game

Darth_Painkiller_0870 wrote:

They're tainted Peanut M&M's lana. As for the 5000 or so RPB Cups, lets just say they were donated to a good cause (the feed DPK Fund). As for killing La Sid, I hold him in the same regard I hold Vincent Lacavilier of Tampa Bay and Eli Manning of the Giants....seek & destroy!

As for you attempting to beat me to a bloody unrecognizable pulp, my g/f said you come near me and she'll rip you up and use my whip on ya. Oh...I've said too much me thinks.

And I would never ridicule you lana...I don't condone that sort of talk.

		lana wrote:

		DC--watch out for that DPK-he laced my RPB Cups with ex-lax & I just now got off the pot now onto more pressing business DPK & Soy-- let me get this straight --you wanna threaten my RPB Cups--surround me with a moat filled with peanut M & M's-----call me dim Dora & ask me to kill the gorgeuos Sidney Crosby ?? is that all well here goes this is DPK & Soy before I beat them both to a bloody unrecognizable pulp-- this is me beating them to a bloody unrecognizable pulp-- this is them after being beaten to a bloody unrecognizable pulp-- this is me saving Sidney Crosby from harm-- & eating the moat of peanut M & M's so do ya see the pattern ?? you guys look just the same half w-wits after the beating as before & I still come out smelling like a rose & with Sidney Crosby --me thinks you too are so totally jealous of me that all you can do is ridicule me & threaten me --don't ya boys know I'm protected by the sinful gals--wait til I tell them how I've been treated

Edited at: Monday, November 17, 2008 4:37:54 AM

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