I FEEL LIKE BURGESS MEDITETH IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE. THE EPISODE WHERE HE WORKS IN A BANK AND HE IS IN THE VAULT WHEN A NUCLEAR BOMB DESTROYES THE WORLD AND HE'S THE ONLY ONE LEFT ALIVE. HE LOVES TO READ AND HE FINDS A LIBRARY, HE HAS ALL THE BOOKS AND ALL THE TIME TO READ BECAUSE THERE IS NO ONE AROUND. THEN HE BREAKS HIS GLASSES AND CAN'T READ. 

WELL I DON'T WEAR GLASSES, BUT WHERE IS EVERYBODY, I'M ON LUNCH AND IT'S RAINING OUT AND I WANT COMPANY.  

I GUESS I'LL SHORTEN MY LUNCH AND TRY TO LEAVE CLOSE TO ON TIME TONIGHT.