Okay Have I completley lost it......  I have 2 channels on my dish....

1. the fireplace channel.... its a fireplace and a guy comes over and addes a log once in a while...  this is all thats on.. it runs constantly......

2. the christmas tree channel.....  just a still picture of a damm x-mas tree...... 


And Iam paying money for this??????  LMAO    WTF next the toilet channel ... a guy will come flush it periodically.