[Soylentgreen4u] Wednesday, January 07, 2009 3:57:51 PM
JARKKO RUUTU GETS A TWO GAME SUSPENSION BY THE NHL FOR BITING THE THUMB OF BUFFALO PLAYER PETERS!!! ....OK,IN HIS DEFENSE IT COULD BE:
A-HE MISSED THE PRE-GAME MEAL
B-HE THOUGHT IT WAS A BUFFALO WING
C-HE IS A DISTANT RELATIVE OF MIKE TYSON
D-HE'S GOT SOME TRANSYLVANIAN BLOOD MIXED IN WITH THE FINNISH BLOOD
OR
E-ALL OF THE ABOVE...
....OK,IN HIS DEFENSE IT COULD BE: