[Deep Freeze] Wednesday, January 21, 2009 1:45:04 PM
Oh Val! Please!! It is priceless! It is, afterall, the very first fecal matter ever produced by a black man in presidential history! I heard that there are several "turd parties" being planned across this great nation in honor of this most historic event. Children in schools from coast to coast are, at this very moment, making paper mache turds to display proudly at events all over the nation! Why, I have even seen reports on the news of couple that named their child after the great, presidential log!!! It is truly an historic event and yet MOREproof that we have the "right man" for the job!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Show/Hide Quoted Message](Quoting Message by Vaillant 3.0 from Wednesday, January 21, 2009 1:32:08 PM)
Vaillant 3.0 wrote:
Imagine how much that presidential turd will cost if it were sold on ebay...
Deep Freeze wrote:
BIG NEWS!!! This just in from the AP wire and CNN;
New U.S. president Barack Obama took the first presidential crap this morning!!!! Aides say he was magnificent as he sat there, grunting in glorious presidential dignity while, just outside the door, the adorable first family led by Michelle Obama, waited anxiously while wearing a Christian Dior robe and Gucci slippers thereby proving once and for all that, YES! We CAN!! And CHANGE has come to the White House!!!
Meanwhile, outside on the street, thousands and thousands of weeping supporters began cheering as the announcement of the first, historic flush spread like wild fire through the crowd. One woman, overcome with pride, exclaimed, "I never thought I would see the day that such a great man would pinch such an historic loaf!!!" Rumors quickly spread that Oprah Winfrey plans to do a special next week and have the famous turd as her guest, along with Tom Cruise.
