[Return_of_Darth_Painkiller_0870] Wednesday, January 28, 2009 3:34:28 AM
Okay, DF...You can be the honorary hand-waver guy (challis of wine in hand).
For those who don't know what a lycan is...think werewolf!
You can run really fast, jump high, carry a wicked sword, and rip strat and his pansies apart with your bare hands and teeth! Floss and nail-sharpeners are provided to keep your fangs and claws razor-sharp too! Plus, you get a killer fur coat when you have to deal with the cold and you will never overheat (you live in Hell).