In this hard times for our organisation, I have decided to issue a price list for sinning. The sinns are divided into three groups: little ones, not so little ones and the big motherfucking ones.
Ok, little ones (100 - 500€)
Smelling of garlic - 100€ (a special 25% discount if you happen to be French)
Possesion of Cinderella albums - 200€
Being a jerk - 300€
Not loving thy neighbour - 400€... On second thought, I know exactly how you feel, so this one is free of charge. If I like you. Maybe.
Being Head Banger - 500€/month
The not so little ones (600 - 1000€)
Being Darth Painkiller - 600€/month
Not being cool (the definition of cool depends on my current mood) - 700€
Not being me - 800€
Listening to EMO, pop, rap, or any of the strange hybrids - 900€/every such record you own.
Killing - 1000€/civilian, +200% if the person in question is my follower.
The big motherfucking ones (1000€ and up)
Using correct grammar - 1500€
Not being my follower - 2000€
Not being hot - 3000€
Living in Las Vegas - 4000€
Being Deep Freeze - Confiscation of all possesions.
If I decided that thou has sinned, you ahve thirty days to pay the fine, lest you get unexpectedly arrested by the inquisitor Guido. He can count all of his weapons.
Members of the Holy Church of Strat are not required to obey the list. Infact, they can do whatever the fuck they want to, as long as they worship me. | 
