Well, unfortunately for you, I didnt rob Saddam Husseins household guard... My guns are not only real, but are really, really big. And cool. And multi-purpose.
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guitardude from Saturday, January 31, 2009 6:41:12 PM)| |  | guitardude wrote: | | I usually only have to point it at some poor fool and that gets the job done. If all else fails, I`ll beat them about the head and body with it!!!
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Wow! A beauty! Folding stock, the caliber looks like a 7,62, so Im guessing its an AKS, maybe AKMS or one of the non-Soviet variants...
Theres just one problem to... You know, a gold gun cannot fire.
| | | guitardude wrote: | | Nah, this is all the gold I will ever need.
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Lack of C vitamin?
Oh, and my sailors all agree - golden teeth are sooooooooooo 70s.... 1670s, to be precise, but hey... We are not all fancy-asses like someone I could mention. Btw, ever considered gold plating your ribs?
| | | guitardude wrote: | | Yes Strat it is gold plated, but have you ever wondered why all your sailors are toothless?
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Oooohh... Fancy, are we? I bet its gold plated... You are the most fashionable skeleton I ever met!
| | | guitardude wrote: | | Can`t you see in the photo below that my "handbag" has a strap made from chain!! When you`re all bones like I am...you tend to have issues!!!!
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Oh, come on now... What are YOU going to do? Beat me with your handbag?
| | | guitardude wrote: | | Never under estimate the "bad attitude" of a sissy!!!!
(Quoting Message by _strat_ from Wednesday, January 28, 2009 4:26:41 PM)
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Ah... Theres nothing like an old fart with an attitude. Is he retired now? I sure hope so. Him, I would be afraid of. But that grandchild of his is really a sissy.
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guitardude wrote: |
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628 why? He still kicked ass up to 750.
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_strat_ wrote: |
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He has a wrinkled skull... How old was he when that pic was taken? 500?
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guitardude wrote: |
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OK Strat, you`ve stumbled onto one of the "secrets" to be a defender of Kmac!!! That is to share family photos with the high command!! Damn handsome fellow isn`t he???
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_strat_ wrote: |
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Well, I dont play tennis. And I think thats GDs grandpa on that pic.
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guidogodoy wrote: |
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IOW, I give up.....Nice one, Djokovic!
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_strat_ wrote: |
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Hey, its early morning here... Im not exactly in my top form right now.
And as you will notice in my posts, I NEVER put in the apostrophes. Partialy because I think its a stupid English thing, and mainly because I cant be arsed.
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Vaillant 3.0 wrote: |
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Strat, you forgot to put an apostrophe between the third 'e' and 's' in "Freezes" to indicate possession of a particular item, in this case Freeze's children. Unfortunately for me, I'm not one for Freeze's children. You misspelled "members", as well.
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_strat_ wrote: |
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FFS... Are all Freezes children memebers here?
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Vaillant 3.0 wrote: |
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That's actually spelled "bully"... 
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_strat_ wrote: |
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Hey!!!! Dont be so mean! You even made our Predator cry! And you know what a tender soul he is... Shame on you, you bullie!
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But he is a spy! Honest! He hacked a sattelite to watch me in the shower! Look how good I am! Wouldnt you take me in his place?
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guitardude wrote: |
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Well Strat, you had me up until you accused General Guido of being a spy!! Now I remember the good old days as well. And they were good. If you can convince General Guido and Sir Tim that your intentions are honest, then who am I to argue with my superiors.
But beware... Sir Tim will not be an easy sell, he may lopp off your arm just for fun and beat you about the torso with it!!
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| Well, boys and gals and skeletons... Ive been backreading this thread... I mean really, backreading... The days when we were a team... Wasnt that nice? Remember, Guido, when we came up with the idea for it? Geez.... Heres the deal: I will forget about your petty insults. All of them, no matter how annoying they were. And I want my Admiral rank back. Then I will consider rejoining you. What say you? |
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