[Vaillant 3.0] Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:40:53 PM
Strat? God? I didn't vote for him (and there's no way in Hell I am going to pay 3000 euros for not being hot)!!
Now, stranger. As for our kingdom... WELCOME TO KMACIA!!
We are a wonderful, resourceful kingdom, ruled by our great king, Kmac, and his Queen, Dawn. Our purpose is to eliminate any shit stirrers, or "infidels" that harrass the good people of our kingdom for no reason.
Kmac has a very large army, lead by General Guido, Sir Tim, and Sir Guitardude! I merely serve as the gatekeeper of the castle.
So.............This is land of Stratistan........Now tell me of yours so I may return home to Commrads with lengthy report of your Great Culture.
P.S. Help!
Edited at: Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:45:22 PM