MR. AND MRS. ENTRAIL HAS TEA WITH MR. NEUTRON,THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE WORLD....MEANWHILE AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF F.E.A.R. IN WASHINGTON D.C.(THE FEDERAL
EGG ANSWERING ROOM,A FRONT NAME FOR THE FREE WORLD EXTRA-EARTHLY BODIES LOCATION AND EXTERMINATION CENTER) CAPTAIN CARPENTER CONTACTS THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF LAND,SEA,AND AIR FORCES TO REPORT THAT MR. NEUTRON IS MISSING;ALL
FORCES IN THE WORLD ARE PUT ON ALERT...MR. NEUTRON MEANWHILE IS HELPING WITH GARDENING AND CHATTING WITH A HOUSEWIFE,MRS. SMAILES...MORE TO REPORT AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE...