LATEST BULLETIN ON MR. NEUTRON...

NO SIGN OF NEUTRON IN WASHINGTON,THE SUPREME COMMANDER(WHO SNIFFS AND EXAMINES HIMSELF) IS ASSURED THAT EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF THE ARMED FORCES.HE ORDERS CARPENTER TO SEARCH THE YUKON FOR TEDDY SALAD,THE MOST BRILLIANT MAN IN THE WORLD,TO SAVE THEM FROM NEUTRON.SALAD IS RETIRED AND BREEDING RABBITS IN THE YUKON.
IN THE YUKON,CARPENTER TELLS A LUMBERJACK IN A CABIN HE'S FROM THE U.S. GOVERNMENT BALLET,AND ASKS HOW TO FIND SALAD.MEANWHILE,NEUTRON IS PUTTING UP
WALLPAPER FOR FRANK SMAILES AND COOKING FOR HIM. ...STAY TUNED...

		Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote:
		MR. AND MRS. ENTRAIL HAS TEA WITH MR. NEUTRON,THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE WORLD....MEANWHILE AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF F.E.A.R. IN WASHINGTON D.C.(THE FEDERAL EGG ANSWERING ROOM,A FRONT NAME FOR THE FREE WORLD EXTRA-EARTHLY BODIES LOCATION AND EXTERMINATION CENTER) CAPTAIN CARPENTER CONTACTS THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF LAND,SEA,AND AIR FORCES TO REPORT THAT MR. NEUTRON IS MISSING;ALL FORCES IN THE WORLD ARE PUT ON ALERT...MR. NEUTRON MEANWHILE IS HELPING WITH GARDENING AND CHATTING WITH A HOUSEWIFE,MRS. SMAILES...MORE TO REPORT AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE...