He need not be here to be admired and respected by his faithful followers, that my friend, is part of his charm. Should his presence be required, he will be available to any of his faithful. It`s the wicked and less than trustworthy he seeks to shun. Any further questions?
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by _strat_ from Friday, February 06, 2009 2:48:39 AM)| |  | _strat_ wrote: | | Is not true! Our womens are treated ok! When I buy wife, I treat her nice, we make love whenever I like!
Where is your king anyway? Havent seen him in ages!
| | | guitardude wrote: | | Because our young Scottish King is wise to the ways of the world and allows us our freedoms to do as we please, when we please!!
Should we over step our boundaries, then we all know justice will be served swiftly by any combination of our many "Faithful Defenders"!!!!
Plus our women here are appreciated and respected, not looked upon as playthings , as a few of yours have Strat!!!
| | | _strat_ wrote: | | Now, why do people always have to betray me? Why dont they betray Kmac?
| | | spapad wrote: | | Go do your assignments Vail, I will stand guard tonight! Watch it Strat! Bahahahawahahawahahwaa!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | That's the spirit!! The king would be very proud!! We are now a force to be reckoned with.
Defend the kingdom alongside us Spapad, for you will be given great rewards for your bravery!!
Now, I must go. This thing called assigned reading beckons my return to my post. I shall return!!!
| | | spapad wrote: | | I think we may spit at him and fart in his general direction! Bahahahawahahawahahwaa!
| | | Vaillant 3.0 wrote: | | Welcome back, fellow defender. As you witnessed in our video mesage to Strat, we shall burst our pimples at his direction should he attempt to take over our kingdom, for his mother was a hamster, and his father smelt of elderberries.
| | | spapad wrote: | | I have accomplished my task! Poor Tom could not be saved, but I was always a Kmacian! Bahahahawahahawahahwaa!
P.S. Thanks for the tacos!
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Ahhh...if you need your brain to be cleansed, try Sir Tim's world-renowed infidel tacos and his homemade brew. However, Tim has not been here very often due to his Purgatory occupation, but I do believe I have some of those tasty tacos left in my pantry.
In the meantime, please show Strat this video, as it contains a message of utmost importance to him:
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Thanks to you Vaillant 3.0 commrad of Kmac! I will carry this message back to the infidel......Oooops Mighty King Strat. I have promissed Video for
Release from the Washing of the Brain. Do you have Such facility to help to unwash the brain?
P.S. Need deprograming! Must Save Tom Tuttle!
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Strat? God? I didn't vote for him (and there's no way in Hell I am going to pay 3000 euros for not being hot)!!
Now, stranger. As for our kingdom... WELCOME TO KMACIA!!
We are a wonderful, resourceful kingdom, ruled by our great king, Kmac, and his Queen, Dawn. Our purpose is to eliminate any shit stirrers, or "infidels" that harrass the good people of our kingdom for no reason.
Kmac has a very large army, lead by General Guido, Sir Tim, and Sir Guitardude! I merely serve as the gatekeeper of the castle.
ALL HAIL KMAC!!
P.S.: Get back here!! (Quoting Message by spapad from Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:29:40 PM)
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So.............This is land of Stratistan........Now tell me of yours so I may return home to Commrads with lengthy report of your Great Culture.
P.S. Help!
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