THE SUPREME COMMANDER,NOW NUDE,ORDERS BOMBINGS AS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP NEUTRON....WITH BOMBS LANDING IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES,CAIRO,BANGKOK,CAPE TOWN,BUENOS AIRES,ETC.MR. NEUTRON HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A HOUSEWIFE,MRS. S.C.U.M. AROUND A CAMPFIRE,SALAD TALKS ABOUT HIS OTHER EXPERIENCES,BUT IS BLOWN UP
BEFORE HE CAN TELL CARPENTER WHERE TO FIND NEUTRON.THE SUPREME COMMANDER HAS BEEN TOLD EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD HAS BEEN BOMBED EXCEPT FOR RUISLIP,THE GOBI DESERT,AND HIS OFFICE.
MEANWHILE MR. NEUTRON MAKES MRS. S.C.U.M. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD,BUT AS THEY ARE RUNNING AWAY TOGETHER,A BOMB IS DROPPED.
A MAN FROM THE RADIO TIMES REVEALS THAT MR. NEUTRON HAS ESCAPED! 
AND SO NOW THE WORLD AWAITS FOR THE RETURN OF MR. NEUTRON...
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN from Saturday, February 07, 2009 11:54:12 AM)| |  | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | LATEST ON NEUTRON...
IN A YUKON RESTAURANT,THE ITALIAN CHEF THINKS CARPENTER IS ORDERING SALAD,AND COMPLAINS THAT ALL THE BRITISH ESKIMOS EVER EAT IS FISH,SO HE WAS HAPPY TO FIX THE SALAD.THE ESKIMOS GIVE CARPENTER DIRECTIONS TO FIND SALAD;HE SPOTS A TRAPPER WITH A DOGSLED,AND THE TRAPPER SAYS ONE OF THE DOGS IN HIS TEAM IS ACTUALLY SALAD IN DISGUISE. CARPENTER GIVES HIM A BONE AND TAKES HIM FOR WALKIES.
AT 10 DOWNING STREET,THE PRIME MINISTER GETS A REQUEST FROM THE AMERICAN SECRETARY OF STATE FOR A FULL SCALE RED ALERT,BUT GIUSEPPE, A GYPSY VIOLINIST,PLAYS SO LOUDLY THAT HE THINKS THE AMERICANS ARE BOMBING THEM.
MEANWHILE,CARPENTER HAS TAKEN SALAD OUT CHASING REINDEER,AND THEN HE HAS TO TAKE HIM FOR WALKIES AGAIN ....STAY TUNED...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | LATEST BULLETIN ON MR. NEUTRON...
NO SIGN OF NEUTRON IN WASHINGTON,THE SUPREME COMMANDER(WHO SNIFFS AND EXAMINES HIMSELF) IS ASSURED THAT EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF THE ARMED FORCES.HE ORDERS CARPENTER TO SEARCH THE YUKON FOR TEDDY SALAD,THE MOST BRILLIANT MAN IN THE WORLD,TO SAVE THEM FROM NEUTRON.SALAD IS RETIRED AND BREEDING RABBITS IN THE YUKON.
IN THE YUKON,CARPENTER TELLS A LUMBERJACK IN A CABIN HE'S FROM THE U.S. GOVERNMENT BALLET,AND ASKS HOW TO FIND SALAD.MEANWHILE,NEUTRON IS PUTTING UP
WALLPAPER FOR FRANK SMAILES AND COOKING FOR HIM. ...STAY TUNED...
| | | Soylentgreen4u a.k.a. theWOLFMAN wrote: | | MR. AND MRS. ENTRAIL HAS TEA WITH MR. NEUTRON,THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE WORLD....MEANWHILE AT THE HEADQUARTERS OF F.E.A.R. IN WASHINGTON D.C.(THE FEDERAL
EGG ANSWERING ROOM,A FRONT NAME FOR THE FREE WORLD EXTRA-EARTHLY BODIES LOCATION AND EXTERMINATION CENTER) CAPTAIN CARPENTER CONTACTS THE SUPREME COMMANDER OF LAND,SEA,AND AIR FORCES TO REPORT THAT MR. NEUTRON IS MISSING;ALL
FORCES IN THE WORLD ARE PUT ON ALERT...MR. NEUTRON MEANWHILE IS HELPING WITH GARDENING AND CHATTING WITH A HOUSEWIFE,MRS. SMAILES...MORE TO REPORT AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE... |
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