I am convinced that there is a Barney Fife equivalency test all private security guards must take to carry the "mace" and one bullet in the pocket! Ever had to deal with hired security? they are genetically fouled in some way, they all have the same mentality. Scary! LOL
[Show/Hide Quoted Message] (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, February 09, 2009 9:49:02 PM)| |  | guidogodoy wrote: | | Oh, come now! Thelma Lou and Helen aren't cousins! Nope, someone who made a one-off.
I had an old roomate who was a fanatic for the show. As a graduation present we all chipped in and got him a whopping three packs of Andy Griffith trading cards! I think I kept the one with the episode of the naked woman riding on a white horse...turns out to be Barney. Ho ho!!
I miss Barney. Nothing better than a good episode with him and Otis too. Damn funny when they get to arguin' !
| | | spapad wrote: | | Thelma Lou's cousin? Helen Crump?
Ernest T.: "jump in the crack, crack to black, jump in the towel, the towel to shallow, jump in the hay the hay to rotten, jump in the cotton, the cotton so white she stayed there all night!"
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | Oh, nothing better than a good Ernest T. episode! This one is called "The Perfect Female" - Andy wonders whether a woman meets his standards.....
Barney trying to set up Andy with Thelma Lou's cousin.
| | | spapad wrote: | | What Andy are you watching? I know them all. My personal Fav, is Ernest T. Bass's first guest appearance on the show. The serenadin' was too funny!
| | | guidogodoy wrote: | | HAAAAA!!! You aren't going to believe this but I am watching the Andy Griffith show as I type! LOL!!
It is dark here, otherwise I would just open the window!
| | | spapad wrote: | | Jeesh! Looks like you landed in Maybury! I don't think I could handle it! We at least have a mall although I hate going to it. Stoplights...........I have seen several come down over the years and be replaced with stop signs because the town either could not afford to replace it, or just decided these good God fearing people could drive Ok.
I once found a "religious flyer" in a bathroom that, no shit, said, "Do you realise that when you got up this morning,........that if it wasn't for the love of God,.........The Devil would have caused you to slip and fall,.............and you would be in,.................Hell Before Breakfast!!!!
I am not joking here, I wish I had kept it just to prove it! (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, February 09, 2009 9:16:27 PM)
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Check out my downtown (and know why my tagline says "wishing it was still Detroit" Pity me). Pay specific attention to the silo off in the distance. The big building facing us is the city library (where I goes to rent me up some movies!). That movie theater / church / gym is on the cross street right in front of it. Picture taken from one of about three streetlights in town.
Too bad there isn't a good shot of the front of one of those buildings. A little to the left of where that street in front of the library cuts in is a sign in the window that you can't miss. A big "Are you washed in the blood of Christ?" I always think...EEWWWWWW!!!! Sounds sticky.
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Ah we have a special farm in the area that was cut in half by the interstate, and Whew! The whiff of Cow Manure in the summer can be wicked if you have the windows down! And yes, I am psychotic, and so are you! LOL (Quoting Message by guidogodoy from Monday, February 09, 2009 9:05:39 PM)
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Holy crap! You are psychotic! Erm, I mean psychic!!! 
Then again, you basically LIVE in my city. You know how it goes. More churches than people! (more cows for that matter)
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Let me take a guess,................It was a church, after it was a movie theather?
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I had to laugh the other day. While surfing around, I found a picture of MY current city. Believe it or not, this particular church failed. It is now my gym! LOL!!!
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eh Gaads Dear! That looks like the families that frequent the All you can eat Buffets around here!
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Ewwwwwwww that reminds me.... wrong thread i know but it's so relevent right now.... hahaa I feel for ya Spapad.. My city is just full of teeny boppers and emo wankers.
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OMG, I live in the "Bible Belt" of the US. Loads of shit kickin' country lovin' fools here! LOL
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| Well I'm 24 and seem to be getting more and more metal as the years go on, long may it continue! UGH country, yuck! Thankfully it's not hardly popular here at all *whew* |
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